What the fuck is this WHAT IS HAPPENING

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>>83386131
NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.NO.

This movie is like revenge for the fenale ghostbusters. Liberals are desperate for women to be in more movies. This movie has to get good reviews.

feminist zeitgeist

Stronk woman. Stronk woman kent be bed. Iz law nao.

>Zack Snyder isn't directing
>movie is actually decent(even though Chris Pine carries the film on his back)

How will DCucks rationalize this?

BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME

>izombie 100%
wat

>directed by woman
>starring a woman

What do you think is happening, goy?

>>83386187
Fem Ghostbusters is certified fresh, somehow.

>>83386118

5.1/10 as fresh

Flood of liberal blogger critics

RT being a fucking shit and you should stop caring you fucking retards this is about liberal propaganda not Marvel vs DC, Disney vs WB you dumbfucks

LOOK AT THE FUCKING AVG. RATING, YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Goddamn, why do you imbeciles never look at the rating but hype the Tomatometer? Stop.

>>83386246
Snyder wrote it and produced it.

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WONDER WOMAN?
THE CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS MOVIE IS COMING

>>83386365
is this part of the DCEU as well?

why would anyone watch a movie with a woman in it

>all the parts with Batfleck in BvS were genuinely exciting and fun to watch, especially that car chase, shitty parts were the parts with Superman
>movie that has no Superman at all is good

I think DC found the problem. Too bad it's one they can't fix

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>83386118
>meanwhile the "boy" franchise is getting shit on
kek

>>83386118
WONDERKINO is happening.
Based Gal Kinot. Based Patty. Certified fresh in 9 reviews.

>>83386338
>"Story by Zack Snyder"
>Snyder wrote it

Snyder fans, everybody.

>>83386547
>especially that car chase
That was utterly shitty. Badly shot, and terribly edited. It could've been in Suicide Squad.
Dat warehouse scene tho

>>83386118
Proof that Zack Snyder needs to stay away from DC movies, get him out of there.

>>83386679
fuck you it was awesome

>>83386118
>the rotten tomatoes scores for bvs, mos and ss mean nothing because they're bad and made by meanie heads.
>suddenly the score for ww, the movie most likely to get postitive reviews based solely on the fact that it's a solo female superhero movie, matters.
y'all are getting played. i mean if the movie's actually good, fine, but all i'm saying is there's red flags. the women's only screenings, the reviews mentioning feminism this and that, it's really transparently obvious that dc is actually making a smart business choice for once and appealing to the ever growing crowd of sjw dipshits. i mean when ghostbusters did the same thing last year when it came out we were all eager to hop on the shit train and point out how fucking desperate sony was, but now it's suddenly ok? your bias is showing, dcfags.

>>83386913
The best part about the DCucks saying WW is good because of the Rotten tomatoes score is that they're all admitting BvS and Man of Steel are shit

>>83386338
And it apes his 300-Watchmen style

>>83386579
This is like the Force Awakens all over again what is this shit? Just because a vagina stars you have to be gentle? What about honest criticism? You fucking Hacks!

Like her movie character Gal Gadot is ascending to godhood. In the next years she will win many Academy awards

remember all the fury road threads?

seeing /pol/ blown the FUCK out by the quality of that movie is one of my most cherished 4chan memories

only approved and paid for critics were allowed to see it before it released, and only if they agreed to review it positively. Everyone else will have to wait till after the premier.

It'll get certified fresh in the low 70s like ghostbusters.

>>83386336

Look at the avg rating for top critics

Yeah that's right

>>83387211
>17 top critic reviews
>All fresh, with a higher rating than the general reviews
Go cry some more, faggot.

>>83387158
Same.
As someone who has no stakes in this, it's funny to see fresh review after fresh review and anons seething and making a gazillion threads.

>>83387158
>Fury Road
>Quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyzNP8IUs2g

>>83387158

Surface level quality. The plot and characters are both rather poorly though-out.

>>83387304
Why limit yourself to "top" critics?

>>83387359
That has nothing to do with >>83387211

>>83386336
Yes, only topped by Iron Man, Avengers, TDK and TDKR when it comes to recent superhero movies (you can add Superman if you want to count all superhero movies).

>>83387398
>watching 25 minute youtube film reviews to validate your own shitty opinions

a shiggy
diggy
doo

>>83387403
You can't fail something you don't make an attempt at

If anyone goes into mad max expecting something other than a 2 hour music video they're setting themselves up for disappointment

>>83386579
>now listen goys. when you post the reviews I need you all to do this pose because it represents stronk woman do you understand?

>>83387403
Yeah those are the exact reasons The Raid and Judge Dredd are such shit.

>>83386579
>WW reviewers
>Implying these aren't the same retards that reviewed every previous Marvel, DC and Star Wars movie

>>83387477

It's still a fair criticism. A movie is a cinematic story. They failed on a fundamental level on one and succeeded immensely on the other.

>>83387517

Won't disagree. The visuals were exciting, the story bland and the characters nearly non-existent.

>>83386579
how many of those do aggregate to the RT score?

>>83386187
They're in every movie already wtf? Can't remember the last time I saw a horror movie with a solo male protagonist.

>>83386118
So once its out we will find out if rotten tomatoes is controlled by the jew.

>>83387596

Deep Blue Seas had two male survivors and all the women died.

>>83386118
>make shit DCEU movies
>make mediocre DCEU movie
>most reviews are about how this one is beter than the last two
>RT counts these as fresh
>end up with 97%

>>83387596
There aren't all that many horror movies with solo male protagonists in the whole history of the genre, man.

>>83387596
>ywn see Jason Voorhes chasing some stallion Chad in trousers

>literally every review
>dude its important for feminism and it tastes better than literal dogshit, so 7/10 or 8/10

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>>83386118
(((reviews)))

What happens if it just break even?

>>83387817
capeshit will do well until there's a new fad

>Gal Gadot's charismatic performance
Seriously

>http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/05/29/wonder-woman-review-dc-finally-gets-it-right
>Some will take the creative success of Wonder Woman as a rebuke to Zach Snyder’s vision for the DC cinematic universe. They’re likely the same people who’d rather celebrate his exit from Justice League than to empathize with the significant, unfathomable loss of his daughter.

Uh, I guess this guy's heart is in the right place but doesn't he realise it's a bit disrespectful to make Zack's daughter's death into fodder for your funnybook movie review? I feel the same way whenever these nerd journalists try to talk about serious issues in their capeshit reviews, it just cheapens the real world issues.

>>83387817
Considering it had about half the budget of BvS and MoS, and it was even lower than SS, I doubt it won't make a profit. Even with shit reviews it probably would've. WB played it smart for once.

>>83386118

She's a strong and independent woman who don't need no man, except she does need a man

>>83387964

You've never read a romance novel, have you?

Reminder that this movie is certified better than every Marvelshit movie EVER MADE and is superior in every way to The Dark Knight.

/tv/ is literally committing sudoku right now. No one will be left by Friday.

>>83386365
100% fresh confirmed

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>>83386579
>doing the white power arm gesture

>>83386118
>jewish woman superhero killing evil german nazi whites
it could not be anything under 95%

>>83386287
It probably has five or fewer reviews, most shows don't get many reviews after their first season
See: Arrow season 4 at 100%

>>83386336
its average rating is one of the best among capeshits too

>>83388329
you will love the new (cannes best actress)Diane Kruger movie

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>>83388484
ah yes i've heard of it
truly a modern thought-provoking film

It's so cute watching MCUcks try and rationalize their second rate garbage brand
WB/DC have:
>The greatest superhero movie and one of the greatest films of all time (TDK)
>Have blessed /tv/ with the greatest meme of all time (TDKR)
>Have given us instant cult classics back to back (Watchmen, MoS, BvS)
>Has managed to appeall to a more trendy demographic, something Marvel hasn't managed to do in its entire run, only geeks and Starbucks millennials (Suicide Squad)
>Has made a more critically acclaimed movie than Marvel (Wonder Woman)

The only thing MCUcks have left are box office numbers, and I wouldn't put it past the team working on the DCEU to eventually beat the avengers as well.

>>83386643
>Okay okay. So Wonder Woman like jumps through the window y'know. And like. She hits the guys in slow motion
>And like then there's Ares and we get this huge finale with like tons of explosions and fire
>And then she shoots a laser of energy at him and beats him
B-but Zack that's not really a story...
>Shut the fuck up and make it happen.

>>83387090
Anon, you don't understand, this is a Jewish Vagina, and not just any Jewish Vagina, a BRAVE ISRALI JEWISH VAGINA. American Jews revere israelies like american white nationalists revere nordic people.

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Leave Wonder Woman to me

>>83386579
>(((Nemiroff)))
>(((Jahns)))

what did they mean by this?

>>83388921
>The greatest superhero movie
Spiderman 2

>>83389070
So it deserves this much praise? That's disgusting. If you can't critizise a film fairly, then you're not real, you're just a nod man and i have no patience for nodman.

>>83389166
Not Mr The Shit Awakens was Kino. He's as much of a sell out as the rest are. I don't care how he pissed all over RO. He signed a deal with Disney over the shit awakens and got paid.

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>>83388921
mfw Marvelshills literally CANNOT fucking refute this

>>83387637
Deep Blue Sea the shark movie? A woman survived with one dude.

>>83389962

Nope. She died. Black guy and white guy survived.

>>83387596
>Using literally the only film genre where female protagonists are the norm
hmmm

>>83386118
WHITE BOYS BTFO BY STRONG INDEPENDENT JEWESS

Who cares.I'll wait one (1) week after it is released and decide whether I wanna see it.
I waited at least a week after guardians of the galaxy 2 and didn't see anybody still talking about it. Didn't go see it or any movie this month tbqh

>>83386118
Oh look, the seventh shill thread.
DCcucks will still say RT matters, but only when a movie they """""""""like""""""""""" is on top
Sad.

>>83389010

kek

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>>83386118
>n-no....

>>83386579
Perri is a cute

>WB sees WW do well
>Sensitive Joss Wheadon in charge of JL now
>WB orders reshoots
>Cuts down Batman and Superman parts, adds more WW and she's basically the leader now
>DCfags slit their wrists

>>83386118
I'm pretty sure its actually a pretty good movie, a simple story with an actual good director and better writing work than most Marvel films.
Thing is...its being treated just like a Marvel film instead of that horrible vindictive scrutiny that Snyder directed film get after Watchmen and Suckerpunch.
I want people that like the Marvel stuff to go back and actually read the reviews for most post Avengers movies.
See how a 3/5 counts as a fresh for a MCU flick but it was a rotten for BvS or MoS or even SS.
I think this is were this stupid console war becomes stupid when you realise that the critics aren't really playing with the same rules for both companies.

>>83386118

lol it's going to flop anyway....right?

>>83391202

Wonder Woman should be the leader of the Justice League if you think about it

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Only cucks are company wars fags. I'm a big MCU guy and I'm glad that DC got a good movie for once (since TDK). I'm looking forward to Aquaman and The Flash as well (ESPECIALLY if it's directed by based Vaughn)

>>83387596
Get Out

>>83391405
>Horror

>>83391256
It's projected to make $175 million opening weekend worldwide, so about $500 million total. It'll probably underperform

>>83391492
under perform first week then improve with word of mouth Guardians style

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>>83388921
Also:
>DC has better, non SJW comics and more original, iconic characters

>>83386187
Jesus Christ...the mental gymnastics you Marvelcucks have to do to cope must be exhausting.

>>83391546
>Then Improve
The Mummy comes out next week, Cars 3 the week after, and The Last Knight the week after that. Basically it has until Transformers comes out then it's done

>>83386365
>it's canon that one of the main kids in the books turns into a literal faggot
No thanks. What a (((coincidence))) it got a movie after that happened though (book that confirmed his future self was gay came out in 2015)

>>83386303
I know the actress is a fucking untalented Israeli, is the director a Jewess as well?

>tv spends years shilling for DCEU when it was being shit on by everyone
>tv turns on web/dc once people start liking their movies

Is there any doubt that tv is a haven for knee jerk contrarian faggots?

>>83391758
nothing matters besides making people mad

>>83387158
Fury Road is great because of the action, score, SFX and practical effects. It's a fun movie which gets soured if you actually start to think about the characters/forced feminism. I don't think Max is sidelined as much as people say but people were right in saying it was tainted by muh feminism and is a worse film for it.

>>83389070
That Jewish Vagina fought for Israeli freedom

>>83391648
>The Mummy comes out next week,

Literally nobody cares

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>>83386118
The only reason I'm going to see it is that it cost me $4 a ticket. This is worth $20 each.

gee I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS

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>>83391758
>/tv/ is one person

>>83391702
Sounds like it hit a little too close to home, hey anon? It's okay to be gay, don't deny your feelings

>>83386579
Very cool

Just critics proving everyone who doesn't pay attention to them right.

>>83387911
>likely the same people who’d rather celebrate his exit from Justice League than to empathize with the significant, unfathomable loss of his daughter.

Jesus fuck, dude.

This guy's had too much internet.

>>83387495
Yes, now hand me over the 10$ coupon for TGI fridays

>>83392506
Anon, it's a children's book. It's disgusting that the author decided to try and be "relevant" by shoving that in.

>>83391731
>is the [insert Hollywood professional here] a Jew as well?
What do you think?

>>83387911
>They’re likely the same people who’d rather celebrate his exit from Justice League than to empathize with the significant, unfathomable loss of his daughter.
What prevents a person from doing both?
Why can't I celebrate that Snyder is no longer a part of Justice League Not that I necessarily celebrate that Joss Whedon is now part of it. as part of his job, yet at the same time empathize him losing his daughter?
How do those two exclude each other?
Fucking hack reviewer, why did reviewing movies even become a thing.

>>83386118
Whats this all about

>>83394274
Check your privilege CIS scum, stop asking questions and go watch the movie goy.

>>83388921
Don't forget the oscar

>>83386338
So it's another 3 hour long music video?

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>>83386969
Pretty much this.

>>83394444
Damn mentally ill Evansposter still hasn't offed himself.

>>83386118
dc finally figured out how to pay critics

>>83386365
TRA LA LA

>>83386913
The problem with Ghostbusters wasn't that it had an all female cast, it could work if they actually bothered writing a decent script and getting decent comedians.
The problems was the absolute shit way Sony went about marketing the film that alienated LITERALLY everyone from the film.
WBs marketing for Wonder Woman hasn't consisted of "You're a fucking misogynist and should kill yourself if you don't like our movie".
Yet

>>83386719
Justice league will probably be his last film as director. But youre delusional if you think hes not gonna be involved in some way in every single dc film.

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>>83394444

>iZombie season 3-100%

Yes,what indeed is happening.

>>83386118
I know right?!? Wonder Woman is a 97%
Suicide Squad wins an Oscar?!?
I'm just going to loose it if Justice League is better then all the Marvel movies combined

>>83388021
The way i see it, there are two options:

>apologize
>commit bukakke

Those who always believed need not worry. Based Gal has redeemed us.

>>83387911
>rather than empathize with his loss
I do not and would never wish the loss of a child on anyone, Zach Snyder included. I empathize greatly with his loss and, if the clock were turned back, I would rather she lived.

But I think the cinematic universe will be better for his absence. So I'm glad for that. I would never have asked for these circumstances, but I'm not going to ignore a silver lining if there is one to be had.

Goes to show that the system is broken.

Make a (((woman empowering))) movie, and people will eat it up and praise it.

>>83387964
Need is different than want. You can also find that something adds to your life even if you don't need it.

I don't remember the exact details, but I think in the cartoon Wonder Woman movie from a few years ago, one of the Amazons' beef with Hippolyta was that she *wanted* to have a man and a family. She didn't need one; she was a fucking Amazon, but she wanted that option and didn't have it.

>>83386118
There is better capeshit than marvel, ever since Man of Steel. Critics are finally admitting it

>>83391357
I'd be okay with that. Superman's inspiring and a symbol but he's no group tactician. Batman doesn't play very well with others. Cyborg's too young. Flash doesn't command the respect. Green Lantern's a cop, not a squad leader.

I mean Nightwing is great at it but he's also young and not really A-list Justice League.

>>83387158
remember how /tv/ was sure Star Wars would flop and that Boyega was the main character?

>>83386118
>NOW rotten tomatoes can't be trusted
>NOW bought reviews are real
The absolute state of marvelcucks

>>83386913
The difference is Sony pushed the narrative that if you didn't like Ghostbusters you were a misogynistic shitload that needs to get out of their parents basement.
WB is not saying retarded stuff like that and not pushing it that agenda
Also Ghostbusters looked awful from the get go and I went to see it thinking it can't be as bad as everyone says and it was an awful movie
it would be my pick for worst movie in 2016
Also when it came out on video with the extended cut I gave it a second chance maybe this version will be better? Nope!! the extended cut just made it worse.
So I don't get the same feeling from Wonder Woman as I got from Ghostbusters Wonder Woman looks great and when I see it I think it will be great

>>83395203
>there is a difference between DCucks and Marvelcucks
lmao

>>83386118
lel u mad bro? can't handle a strong womyn?

>>83394444
Don't kill yourself bro, Homecoming still could win an oscar. Wonder Woman being better than everything in the MCU doesn't mean your life is worthless!

>>83394573
This. Women-led movies are fine, whatever. But Sony advertised Ghostbusters as "WOMEN ARE FUNNY! WHAT ARE YOU, SEXIST? WE ARE THE MOST PROGRESSIVE!"

Wonder Woman's been advertised as "new superhero movie featuring badass Amazon! She fights in World War 1! Chris Pine's there too! There's some culture clash about gender roles, too! It'll be a good time!"

>>83386118

If people want to like something, they will force themselves. It's why everything is terrible now.

>>83395259
If I cant pick them up they aren't women to me.

>>83390367
No she didn't. Her and LL Cool J live.

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Quote from an actual fucking review of this movie

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>>83395259

>>83395458
As much as I loathe that reviewer for saying it, that IS part of Wonder Woman's schtick.

Can someone describe the scene where it's explained how she ends up in the star-spangled uniform considering she's not American and doesn't know what America is or anything

>>83395654
I don't think she does end up in the uniform. Also she learns what America is from Steve Trevor I'm assuming.