every day I stay on /tv/ I get weaker

>>83380461
Stop trying to resist the BBC

RIP IN PIECE

>>83380461
it's all the fapping. Stop fapping.

>>83380461
even the reddit wants him dead

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>>83380461
STEAMED HAMS

[ceiling fan noises]
THIS IS THE END
BEAUTIFUL FRIEND

You can't get to the moon on f... fractions

>>83380544
This meme has to die, people who masturbate probably do it the same level people have sex.

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>>83381186
People having sex... aren't... emotionally stunted.

If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly. Men... who fucked women... instead of... men who masturbated... to Japanese cartoons...

the first 10-15 minutes of apocalypse now are the most kino things ever put on film

>>83381643
Yeah you keep believing the shit that drools out of your mouth

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>>83381695
WE TRAIN YOUNG MEN TO DROP FIRE ON PEOPLE BUT THEIR COMMANDERS WONT ALLOW THEM TO WRITE FUCK ON THEIR AIRPLANES BECAUSE ITS OBSCENE

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>Been injured for a week now, waiting for a recovery, getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Chad squats in the squat rack, he gets stronger.

>>83380461
Come to /biz/ invest in crypto and become an alpha.

I hate the word "Kino" and its usage on this Mongolian basket weaving soiree. But god damn it if anything was ever "Kino" it was Apocalypse now. Seriously one of the best films ever made.

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>there are people right here on /tv/ who went to school,have a successful career and a gf while simultaneously being proficient at shitposting
It's not fare

>>83382181
>hates kino
>uses the phrase mongolian basket weaving soiree or any of those other dumb meme phrases for 4chan
rally makes u thingk

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>>83381936
My favorite line from Apocalypse Now.

>>83382255
Saying mongloian basket weaving soiree instead of "Anime image forum" is funny though. Its a play on words at least. Using "Kino" to unironically say you think a film is near the epitome of its medium is cringeworthy and I'm quite frankly ashamed I stooped to it.

But honestly I'm not eloquent enough nor have the nessecary vocabulary skills and experience in cinema to explain to you why I think Apocalypse Now is one of the best films I've ever seen and quite possibly ever made. All I can say is its "Kino." I'm sorry I'm a hypocrite. I'm trying to better myself.

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>>83380461
then leave

>>83381936
there's literally nothing wrong with that statement

prove me wrong

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>>83382426
THE ONLY THING WRONG IS THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WRITE FUCK ON THEIR AIRPLANES :^)

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>>83382230
My brother Anon, I am 46 years old with a wife and a kid. The ride never ends.

> Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole fucking program.

Love that line

>>83381695
Certainly one of the most kino things. Meanwhile, /tv/ is full of people arguing over which capeshit franchise is better...

>>83380461
/tv/... shit... I'm still on /tv/...

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>>83382048
>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Chad. To me, being a Chad was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first read Starting Strength, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being a sick cunt in a gym that was full of dyels. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever. They maxed out without reracking their weights. In the summer, when they slammed Stacey with her yelling rape, nobody ever called the cops.