NAME SOMETHING you would give to your wife at the movie theatre!

>>83375995
the ticket

a beating

>>83375995
PENIS!

money to buy her son popcorn

>>83375995
My unconditional love

>>83375995
A BEATING, STEVE

i'm gonna go with......................................................................................BLACK EYE, STEVE

Crab legs

>>83375995
Money to tip the bull when he's finished

>>83375995

A solid back story to get me past the interrogation by the couple detectives.

>>83375995
A loaded firearm.

>>83376217

Show me A BLACK GUY

*ding*

>>83376034
>>83376089
>>83376096
lol
>>83376044
>>83376082
>>83376182
>>83376217
>>83376242
kys yourselves

>>83375995
My seat

>>83375995
A bullet once Robert makes me the designated shooter at the Kinoplex

>>83375995

nothing since I have no gf or wife.

NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH BUT DON'T SWALLOW!

>>83375995
>*buzzer noises* Dick in the popcorn box Steve!
> *audience laughs hysterically and steve covers his mouth in shock*
>Let's see it!, Steve says.
>*The board flips to reveal it is the number one answer*
>*The family jumps up hysterically in joy! Steve looks to the camera with a smirk.*

>>83376273
never fucking reply to me EVER again

>>83376378
what now, bitch?

>>83376301

How did you get that position? At my local Kinosphere you start as a shower operator, then a crab leg cracker, then a penis inspector, then a no-singles guard, then a falcon master, and then finally a designated shooter. It's at least a seven year career path.

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>>83376273
no u

>>83376598
A Kinosphere must be different from a Kinoplex then, At my Kinosphere Robert puts a golden ticket in people's butter flavoured pop-corn. If they get the golden ticket they're the movie's designated shooter. The amount of people you kill is equal to the percentage you get off your ticket price.

>>83375995
A face full of .357 mag rounds, Steve!

I WOULD GIVE MY WIFE TO ROBERT STEVE