What are these fighting stances called?

stronk womyn stance

middle one doesn't seem all that bad. no idea what the one on the left is even doing

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snek style

Left to right:
>I'm about to get my arm broken
>My spear will break if my opponent has a metal weapon
>I'm about to miss and dismember myself

Problematic Python Style
Mysandrist Monkey Style
The Nasty Woman

>>83374988
I hope we will get another god tier nude scene from the girl on the right

>>83374988
Imagine a threesome with them..

>>83374988
dem titties tho

>>83375138

>imagine a threesome with 2 dykes and a virgin

no thanks

>>83374988
So they are supposed to be the best assassins around, right?
Why the fuck is one of them using a whip, the least deadly weapon you can think of? Not to mention a spear isn't really that stealthy either.

>>83375166
>a virgin
what are you talking about?

>>83374988
the "i have no idea what a fighting stance is so im gonna fake it" stance

>>83374988

its called "when he wants a sandwich"

The "end this garbage shitshow" stance

>>83375217
one of them should be using an axe

>>83374988

>assassin
>uncovered face
>bright clothes
>open fight
>shitty burka that they can be easily strangled with

I wish they cut into tyrions trial with scenes of sand snakes fighting white males.
really would've help the pacing and drama

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>>83375323

>>83374988
>Ugh
>I can't even right now
>I'm 300% done

It's hard as fuck to portray women as capable of any kind of combat, and overwhelming majority of studios just can't do it, cue Charlie's angels and Sucker Punch.

>>83374988
it's funny how bad pussy overshadowed iron fist chick which is pretty cute too. Middle one is a shit

>>83374988
The I'm literally the peacekeeper from For Honor stance,

The one on the right is so cute, she can fight me while I'm sitting down cos my erection would be massive

The Shark Jump

god that thick plastic dagger

>>83374988
The 'Normies eat this shit up so we just don't care any more' set of stances