>underwater scene

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>>83368573
>Antarctica documentary
>turn my A/C all the way down

>>83368573
>>83368662
learn 2 greentext properly

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>moody silent character
>pretend I'm like him for a whole day

>>83368757
learn 2 greentext properly

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>underwater scene
>pause the movie to move my whole viewing rig next to the bathtub

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>Gay character
>watch gay porn for the night to try and switch things up

>timed underwater escort scene

Into the trash it goes.

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>>83368573
>fire scene
>set house on fire

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>sex scene
>fuck my cat in unison

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>diner scene
>start eating my nummies and pretend I'm there with the characters

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>>83368573
>underwater scene
>pee on my couch

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>read retarded frogpost
>realize I can't relate and thus don't have autism

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>sex scene

>>83368573
I do that too!

I love you, you silly frogposter.

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>character is black
>housebreak into someone else's kinoroom to watch the rest

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>"it aint me" by fortunate son starts playing

>>83370422
>start jerkin it

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>>83368662
>movie takes place in a cold environment
>can't get properly immersed because it's hot as fuck and I'm sitting in a pool of ass sweat

You're all fucking cringy, do you actually do this?

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>scene with black characters
>smack my lips and commit a crime

>underwater baywatch scene
>it ain't pee starts playing

#litty #raunchydirtylilflick #betterthanthealternative

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>sad animal death scene
>hug my pet rat

>>83372329
>phone posting

>>83368804
That is proper greentext, what's your issue with it?

>>83368804
>what the fuck are you talking about?

>>83374169
Who are you quoting?

>>83374506
>I wasn't quoting, I was shrektexting.

>muslim character
>perform jihad against the western nations

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>above-water scene
>breath

>>83368573
Must have been difficult in Mission Impossible 4, where Tom Cruise learned to hold his breath for four minutes in order to film the entire scene in one take

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>>83374589
>shrektexting

I like this term

>>83375567
>shrektexting
>not shrexting
DONKEY