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>unconventional family

hmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>83368422
They're gonna make Yennifer black
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>>83368422
>Ciri's gonna get blacked
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>WITH JASON SUDEKIS AS GERALT
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>>83368422

>kids

/v/ BTFU
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>>83368516
33% nigger cast, calling it now. despite not a single fucking nigger appearing in the witcher saga.
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>>83368422
someones a fag or a nig

fuckin knew it
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Dandelion a nigger that fucks every woman he meets, calling it.
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I swear to fucking god if I see one nigger
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>>83368516
that's fine


No black men though
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>>83368614
>played by Chris Tucker
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>>83368806
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>>83368422
Kids!?!?
Kids:(...
4 Kids..
Fcuk
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>>83368422
>it's gonna be a sitcom
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STARRING AZIZ ANSARI AS GERALT
SARAH SILVERMAN AS YENNIFER
WITH AMY SCHUMER AS TRISS
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>Netflix.
What went wrong.

What is the point of having a streaming site when you are gonna make disney diversity pg-13 shows.
We can watch that shit on cable.
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STOP APPROPRIATING POLSKĄ KULTURĘ
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>fight for truth

Truth? He fights because it's what he was raised to do. He's a Witcher. He kills monsters. He goes out of his way to avoid anything that doesn't involve his profession unless it concerns someone close to him. There's no announced search for some philosophical truth that he's hoping to understand. He kills. Monsters.

Fuck. They're going to make this into some overly dramatized series where Geralt tries to liberate the Scoia'Tael or something.

>>83368536
If you have an issue with Ciri finding a qt chocolate waifu in some random dimension then consider necking yourself.
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>>83368997
>whites
>culture

top kek
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>>83368969
>Hella diverse
>90% is black
Is that how diversity works?
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ŻYDZI WON Z KATOLICKIEGO KRAJU
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>>83369035
that's the point of the image you dumb fucking fuck
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>>83369035
yes
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confirmed yennefer casting
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is this animated or live action?
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>>83368997
The Witcher is a wannabe Tolkien crap.
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>>83368422
>focusing on the worst part of the books/games.
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>They fell for the Netflix meme.

Considering their track record of making marvel garbage and comedy specials what did you expect?.
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>>83369029
delete this
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>>83369029
Geralt always gets involved in shit he isn't supposed to.
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>>83369035
Diversity just means non-white
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oh no

oh no
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>>83369072
is it?
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>>83368422
In other Netflix news, Castlevania's continuing to look pretty badass.
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>>83369075
Who is this semen demon?
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>>83369075
She doesn't look harsh enough to play Yen, more like if Yennefer had a timid little sister. I don't follow celebshit enough to know who would be better but that's not it.
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>>83369143
yes, when they say "diversity" they mean in contrast to white america/hollywood. Not the actual movie itself.
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>>83369155

this is the only series i am excited for
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>>83369087
Ugh, you may want to read a witcher book and a Tolkien book before comparing one to the other.
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Bailey Jay as Yen WHEN
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>>83369223
but dude they both have swords so they must be the same
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Why don't they just cast Central or Eastern Europeans? I'm pretty sure they're much less represented than fucking blacks. Who doesn't want to see more Polish or Czech qt's?
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>>83368806
Super green
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>>83368806
Just please no Triss Cucker in this show. Yen is all we need.
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>>83369254
Slavs are partially responsible for the American slave trade in the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries shitlord, they don't deserve to be in movies and tv shows
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>>83369249
No you s... fucking hell, you're right
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>>83369254
because that's not very diverse is it?
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>>83369030
>slavs
>white
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>>83369319
Slavs have virtually nothing to do with the slave trade
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>>83369366
exactly
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>>83369075
Seriously though, who is this?
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>>83369366
well except for the fact that the word slave comes from slav because they were so many of them sold into slavery
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>>83369030
This meme is shit.
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>>83369336
>Poles
>slavs
American education
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>>83369402
cute
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>>83369030
das what im talmin bout
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Is it true the author sold the rights to CD Projekt for like 100 bucks?
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>>83369075
>those thighs
Sad!
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ITT: Uneeded cynical panic
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>>83369366
They are not black. Checkmate you racist faggot.
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>Awesome slav guy fight monsters and sexs random babes every week.
>And also gets involved in political shitstorms unwilling.

Is that such a hard concept to understand?

Only a fucking idiot could screw this u....
>Kids.
Fucking Netflix.
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>>83369432
White culture used to be decent before it got sucked up into kikepitalism. Amerikwa's culture is trash, I'll admit to that.
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>People that say witcher is based on polish folk lore
>It consists of nothing but Anglo Saxon and other Germanic fairy tails

What did they mean by this?
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>>83369427
>we wuz wends/sarmatians and shit
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>fight for truth
What fisstech are these people smoking
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>>83368422
Plz fucking god no
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>>83369481
if you aren't cynical you aren't paying attention or you are just retarded
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>>83369461
No, fake news
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>>83369515
Its based on Slavic folklore (though a predominantly polish interpretation) there's nothing anglo-saxon/Germanic about it either than the fact that those cultures adopted Slavic myths into their folklore
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>>83368422
> Anglo saxon
The only elements not slav are the dwarfs and the elfs which are Norse mythology
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>>83369461
They offered him a deal with a percent of the profits but he laughed and said they weren't gonna make any money
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>>83369427
Poles are the slavest of the slavs since they have the biggest r1a haplogroup distribution among slavic nations.
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>>83369029
>if u have an issue with ciri getting blacked kys
Bro what board are u from honestly
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>>83369029
Bullshit. The whole reason he's the butcher of blaviken is cause he got involved in shit he didn't have to. You haven't even read the first goddamn book have you

His Hanse literally is an unconventional family, I don't know why people are upset
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Fuck Westerners
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>>83369622
Don't be racist. There's nothing hitter than a platinum blonde innocent white girl getting penetrated by a dark as high BBC
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MAKE IT HAPPEN
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>>83369622
So you're the one starting all those blacked threads.
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>>83369461
No but he turned down royalties and then promptly got assmad because the games were hits and he lost out on loads of money
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>>83369594
>those cultures adopted Slavic myths into their folklore

WE
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>>83369642
That's because the normies were gonna kill his gf
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>>83369664
Oh yeah, all that bland whiteness and intolerance is so "based"

Fuck off back to /pol/
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>>83369677
Every1 knows its tumblr faggot
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>>83369704
Fuck off westerncuck
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>>83369704
> bland intolerance
Get the fuck out
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>>83369161
She's pretty harsh.
She broke up with her boyfriend and kicked him out of the house while streaming on chaturbate
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>>83369704
>fuck whites
>why are they so intolerant of me
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>>83368422
Digimon honsou as Geralt.
its time
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>>83369744
Getting awfully defensive of seeing BBC, aren't ya?
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>>83369697
Blaviken was when he killed psycho Snow White and her gang to stop them from killing everyone in town
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>>83369811
Who wouldn't? Everyone should know the beauty and value of BBC

Its God's greatest gift to (wo)man
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>>83369671
>chloe's man-shoulders
jesus fuck no
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It has already started :(
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>>83368422
>unconventional family
well what's pretty accurate when you read the books
no sure why everyone here is suddenly making sjw jokes

they're probably not going to blackwash anyone, show will be shitty anyway
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> Witcher tv series
> fallout new vegas tv series
> Mass effect tv series
> Dragon Age tv series
> Skyrim tv series
> Dark souls tv series
> Baldurs Gate tv series
> Vampire Masquerade tv series
> STALKER tv series
> Metal Gear Solid Tv series

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>>83369853
Well realistically cCiri would be pretty butch considering how much of a warrior she is
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>>83369852
Haha oh this board is shit. I can't tell if you're baiting or honestly a cuck faggot. It doesn't matter.
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>>83369853
>some platinum blond will inevitably be sacrificed to the BBC in The Witcher
Might as well be Chloe
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>>83369521
I dont know.
Like wtf is this shit.

They are gonna make geralt a moral fag .
And yennefer are ciri are gonna start together with Geralt?.
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>>83369929
Why not all of them?

Blondes are literally built for Blacks
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>>83369926
Thats the 1st person who replied to u sperge
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>>83368422
>witcher sitcom
>executive producer Chuck Lorre
>Yenn is sitting on a couch reading a book with the title "Eat, Love, Cast Spells"
>*laugh track*
>Geralt comes into the room and rolls his eyes
>*laugh track*

it's going to be great.
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Will geral be a black man?
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>>83369959
>They are gonna make geralt a moral fag
because he is one in the saga
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>>83370003
Let's hope so
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>>83368422
>an unconventional family comes together to find the truth

Called it! Since it's being made by (((Netflix))) it's gonna be chuck full of (((Diversity))) (replace white men with black men and white women add fags into the mix). And they will butcher the story with the whole "finding the truth" dogshit. Witchers hunt monsters and are not supposed to interfere with anything political. I'm willing to bet they will flip that on its head.

>Witchers intervene in politics and are not supposed to interfere with anything monster related.
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>>83369857
LOL
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>>83368422
What are the odds on Ciri being black?
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>tfw the perfect actor to play Geralt has gotten to old to play him
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>>83370057
0

She's gonna be the one to be sacrificed at the alter of bbc
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>>83370094
Dang youre quick
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This is further proof that netflix has way too much money right now. Hell they'd probably approve anything you pitched them.
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> nigger elfs
> dandelion will be a nigger
> nigger dwarfs
> emperor of Nilfgaard will be Idris Elba
I'm calling it
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>>83370085
That's not Karl Urban.
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>unconventional family
It's a Witcher, a Sorceress and a princess with magic elf blood. That's the unconventional family. Stop projecting your shitty niggered fantasies.
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>>83370181
They will throw in some black witchers as well either Lambert or Eskel will be black they won't make Gerald balck its highly doubtful since the demographic for this is like 90% white males with reactionary tendencies
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>>83368422
any news on the budget of that?
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>>83370232
I like Karl, but I don' think so.
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>>83369999
>What are you doing Geralt?
>I'm brewing a Raffard's decotion in a badly built alembic
*Laugh track*
>See, it does not even have a pickity bokity!
*Laug track intensifies*
>Oh wait, here it is. Heliotrope!
*Laugh track at 130%*
>Geralt, get out of my house
*Audience howls and claps*
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>>83370258
plus a womanizing bard and a jew- er "dwarvish" banker
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>>83370258
If they're straight and white that's not unconventional enough.
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>>83369155
It's a cartoon dude.
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can you fuck off with this polack supremacy already?

I fucking live here. All I see is ugly people with shit genes, descendants of boorish, simple farmers

the utopia you're painting couldn't be more false
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The poles have been smug for too long. Their capital city and it's women are going to make sure they get their dose of cultural enrichment soon enough.

t. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Mol
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>>83370296
A middle aged man with dyed hair is always gonna be ridiculous and dead on arrival it doesn't look stupid in a video game it will look retarded anywhere else
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>>83370181
>dandelion will be a nigger

I think it's more likely that they'll keep him white but make him gay instead
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>>83370425
>self-describe as "anti-racist"
>also a complete piece of shit
why is this so common?
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>>83370419
Germanistan is right over there if you want shitdick seed so much.
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>>83370296
Just get one of his bastard sons thomas jane or aaron eckhart
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>>83370477
That's just stupid he's a womanizer rake they will make ciri and the dwarf gay since they have no love interests they can go with some gay dwarf on dwarf action never before seen on television
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>>83368536
Ciri already got HORSE'd though
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i dont think unconventional means diverse... at least i hope it
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>>83370425
In 2005 he organized a conference with Black ambassadors in Poland to protest the claims in an article in Wiedza i Życie by Adam Leszczyński about AIDS problems in Africa, which quoted research stating that a majority of African women were unable to persuade their HIV positive husbands to wear condoms, and so later got caught HIV themselves. Mol accused Leszczyński of prejudice because of this publication.[12]

the irony
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>>83370515
I was also thinking of Thomas Jane when I saw that pic. They look really quite similar. Although Lambert doesn't have that chin dimple.
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>>83370535
As depicted by Shadman
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>>83370561
It's netflix, that's their dictionary definition.
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>>83370425
According to the police inspector who was investigating his case, a witness stated that Mol refused to wear condoms during sex. An anonymous witness in one case said that he accused a girl who demanded he should wear them that she was racist because as he was Black she thought he must be infected with HIV.[19] After sexual intercourse he used to say to his female partners that his sperm was sacred. [20]
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>>83370292
pls reply
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>>83370605
The coal always has a toal.
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>>83370425
>one BBC slept with hundreds if not thousand white polish girls
as a jewboi, how can I possible compete with that?
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>>83369401
I hope for your own sake that you are just pretending to be retarded you chucklefuck ass breather.
Slav comes from the slavic word "Slava" which means glory/
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>>83370689
These based Eastern countries are populated with sluts who hate their limp wrist little dick repressed white society they are dying for the novelty and excitement of the BBC and a chance to cuck their racist low IQ tracksuit wearing bf
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>witcher
>kids
>
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>>83368516
>>83368422
poles are basically niggers, i wont mind if they cast niggers in this show in particular
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>>83370739
Are you retarded?
He wasnt saying where "slav" came from, he was saying where "slave" came from
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>>83370739
>The English word slave comes from Old French sclave, from the Medieval Latin sclavus, from the Byzantine Greek σkλάβος, which, in turn, comes from the ethnonym Slav, because in some early Medieval wars many Slavs were captured and enslaved.
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>>83370739
Slave came from Slav retard
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>>83370854
no it doesnt you dumbfuc, slavs werent even a thing back when latin was created
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>>83369622
/co/ or /vg/, if I had to bet.
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>>83370884
You are a retard
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>>83370884
"slave" is not latin. The latin word for slave is servus.
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>>83370854
Slavs were slaved well into the 16th century in EU IV Genoa has a base in Crimea because it did business with the Golden Horde and The Crimean Khanate which regularly attacked and raided Russia and the Grand Dutchy of Lithuania and sold the captives back to Genoa which re-sold them into Italy for a profit
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>>83369764
hot
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>>83370824
>which, in turn, comes from the ethnonym Slav, because in some early Medieval wars many Slavs were captured and enslaved.
this is history revisionist bullshit on the levels of WE WUZ KANGZ
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>>83370515
I just want my kid back!
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>>83370739
Shit made - Slav comes from the Slavic Slovan which means people of the word.

It's why Germans for instance are called Nemec Njemec and similar. It literary means Mute. Because they spoke a language which could not be understood.
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>>83370974
I thought Niemeci literally translated into "not us"
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>>83370292
guys cmon help
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>>83369881
>Vampire Masquerade tv series
That already existed
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>>83371017
"Niemcy" directly translates to "the mute ones" tho it's very archaic
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>>83369881
>baldurs gate
>vampire masquerade
>stalker
fuck yes
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>>83370535
Literally says there that she's a virgin.
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>>83368422
>Kids
100% now it's animated
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>>83371128
It doesn't count if it's a horse.
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>>83371141
Is that why white girls fuck dogs?
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>>83369910
Yeah, so it would be proportional to the size of her body. Ciri is tall. Chloe Moretz has wide shoulders but is short.
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>>83371086
In Russian and Polish the praise not us/not we is nie mi I figured niemci was the Slav word to distinguish themselves from everyone west of them like Russians still refered to swedes as "niemci"
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>>83368536
Didnt she fuck like 39 guys in W3?
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>>83368422
time to embrace our non-whiteness slavbros

making us a part of the oppressed PoC and creating an intersectional slavic framework is the only way to preserve out cultures
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>>83368422
>unconventional family
there's gonna be fagg shit isn't there ?
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>>83371166
yes
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>>83368567
There's two black women in it actually.
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>>83371221
Ciri was always a fag, anon.
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Fellow Poles chill the fuck down. Learn to take a joke or shitpost. /tv/ was always filled to the brim with American niggers and spics who cannot stand the fact that a country in XXI century is 99% white and christian. Even if Netflix completely ignored and shit on source with PC propaganda etc. I honestly couldn't give a flying fuck. Witcher games were good in the first place because they were made an independent Polish company - Those games would be 10 times worse and filled with SJW trash if they were made by Ubisoft or Bioware - even if they followed same story.

As always keep doing what you're doing and be happy you aren't West while world tears itself apart with globalism.
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>>83369664
Moscow has more Muslims than Paris tho.
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>>83370935
She made him slap himself too.
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>>83371277
I thought that was only implied. She was about to be raped by a male leader of her Hanza just so she can be saved and raped again, admittedly a bit more gently, by a female member of it.
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>>83371308
But come in chechen flavor, not the algerian type.
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>>83369594
>Slavic folklore
There is a old woman in the woods

There is also old man winter BUT HE IS NOT SANTA CLAUS YOU DIRTY CATHOLICS OUR WINTER OLD MAN IS A LOT BETTER HE RAPES AND KILLS KIDS BECAUSE WE ARE NOT PUSSY CATHOLICS WE ARE NO FUN ALLOWED ORTHODOX
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>>83371221
Ciri is bi and all the sorceresses lez it up at every opportunity so yes.
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>>83371277
Galahad fucked the gayness out of her
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>>83369155
And that is solely because Netflix is only funding it, not making it.
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>>83370782
this was such a childish concept
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>>83370535
Oh my
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>>83371340
Moscow has like 10 mosques compared to several hundread in Paris and 500 in London. Also their shitskins aren't citizens but slave labor that doesn't get welfare and live in a barracks forced into work
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>>83370739
Embarrassing
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>>83371392
No it wasn't.
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>>83371408
>>83371340
>ITT: people who have no idea what a chechen is
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>>83371392
Only thing childish about it was your reaction to nudity my fellow American fatso.
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>>83368422
>an unconventional family comes together to fight for truth in a dangerous world
>literally Geralt rejoining with Yen and Ciri, then fighting against the Wild Hunt
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hmm
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>>83368571
there were already gays. Hell the bard fucked a tranny
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>>83371465
There's only like 2 million of them in existence the Muslims in Moscow are central Asians from Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan and shit like that
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>>83368835
>>83368546
>>83369508
>>83370782
>>83371139
>kids

you dummies are aware that's the link to the "kids" category of netflix, right? and not a description of the show?

for example, pic
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will they have the story wherein Geralt is KEKED unapologetically by Yen?

And will Netflix cast a black actor as the guy who Yen fucks? The answer is yes.
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>>83369075

Yen is actually mature. This is a teen slut.
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>>83371515
They didn't fuck and he wasn't a tranny, if anything he was closer to being a "dopplerkin" or something. He just liked to use clothing to become different people.
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>people assuming unconventional family means there will be a degenerate or nigger
I would assume it's an unconventional family because, you know, geralt is a fucking mutant witcher, his lover is a cunt mage, and their surrogate daughter is a time and reality bending descendant of an ancient royal bloodline. That's not even getting into the whole 'yennefer fucks off for a while and cheats on geralt while geralt loses his memories and fucks triss for a while' thing.

I mean this is netflix so there's definitely a chance they'll fuck it up and put some nigger as one of the character for no reason, but it's being directed and made by some actual poles so i have my fingers crossed.
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>>83368422
Is that what they call a conservative family now?
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>>83368422

IT´S A EDITED PIC YOU ASSHOLES!!!!


IT´S NOT REAL!!!
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>>83370782

>top right

aww jesus
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>>83371623
Could be a prequel

Also she's ancient, she uses magic to look "mature" but if she wanted to she could look like a teen cumdumpster
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>>83371531
>only
That is more than enough to cuck all the russians that live near them.
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>>83371702
No she doesn't and no she couldn't, I mean, not without permanent changes. Soceresses aren't just glamoring people they're doing the equivalent of painful magical plastic surgery. Yen used to be hunchbacked and isn't anymore. Permanently. And she looks how she looks.

Please fuck off with petitioning for that unremarkable little cunt whore that was posted to be Yen.
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>>83371801
The magic rules can be easily changed for the show. It makes no sense for yen to be some old.hag when she can be someone young and gorgeous
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>>83371858
> makes no sense
Your mom makes no sense
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>>83369764
>>83371319
Who?
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>>83369030
60000 bc > 2017 ad says hello

but I know you are trolling xD
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>>83371017
Nope it's closer to nemy than ne my. Admittedly it's been ages since I handled lexicological roots.
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>>83371334
Nah she was in a relationship with one of the squirrels.
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>>83369075
Eva Green is the only acceptable person to play Yen. Anyone else is wrong.
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>>83372215
Literally a plebbit opinion
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One of them is perfect cast for Yenn
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>>83372215
what about beckinsale?
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>>83368544
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>>83372277
you just know
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>>83368422
hmm I think a mutated sword wielding monster that cant have bilogical kids, a magiclly mutated hunchback master sorceseress that is centuries old taking care of a child of prophesy that denies gender roles is pretty fucking unconvetional.
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>>83371858
It makes no sense to cast someone who can't act, just because they kind of resemble the person.
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>>83369395
Evelyn Claire
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>>83372371
Why not? Look is way more important than acting, you van look past shit acting but if say a black girl is playing yen then that just instantly breaks immersion
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>>83371082
Seriously?
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>>83369075
Where is based pusy poster
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>>83371934
Evelyn Claire
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>>83372352
>child of prophesy that denies gender roles
Tbh I would be much more surprised and intrigued in a story if ciri was a proper lady
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>>83372277
the actual man looks more womanly than the actual woman, american girls are fucking hideous.
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>>83372424
>Look is way more important than acting
Looks only matter when they're relevant to the character's background and story. It makes sense for whoever plays Geralt to be lean and muscular, for example.

Having these autistic competitions where you scour the internet to find someone that closest resembles a video game character is fucking stupid. Case in point, a fucking porn star that wouldn't be able to represent her in anything more than a still image.

>a black girl is playing yen then that just instantly breaks immersion
And a girl that you've watched take an 8 inch nigger dick doesn't?
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>>83372424
>Look is way more important than acting

Blatantly false, having a dogshit taste doesn't excuse your statement
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>>83369075
who is this cum curmudgeon?
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>>83372547
D R O P P E D
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>>83371277
girls can't be fags
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>>83371392
What exactly is the downside of it?
>more variety
>less dev time

It' win-win. Unless you're a fucking roastie.
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>>83368516
Please delete this coment
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>>83372758
fuck off, she's done like 2 porn scenes


she's basically pure
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>>83372901
Now this is denial.
>>
>unconventional family
Could they mean family in the same way Vin Diesel means family in the F&F movies? As in family is just comrades/friends?
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>>83371244
There actually aren't, unless you're trying to argue that two succubus demons that aren't even human are African or something.
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>>83373026
none of the characters are real anon


and yes the succubi are PoC
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>>83368422

Someone create a petition to create the lead Polish or Slavic
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>>83373140
Yes, those TWO succubi, one of which has like 5 seconds of screen time, are brown skinned. No, they are not niggers. They aren't even human. You can stop shitposting now.
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>>83372506
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kindred:_The_Embraced

^^^They^^^ killed the MC in a strange motorbike accident for breaking the Masquerade
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>>83369254

This. Someone create a petition decrying the lack of Slavic representation in Hollywood
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>>83373195
I would love some more succubi tits.
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>>83373270
That's great, but there are no niggers in the Witcher games.
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>>83373310
We wuz nilfgaardian emprahs 'n shit.
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>>83369881
Dark Souls would be good if it were done Aguirre style.
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>>83373195
none of them are human

they're all 1s and 0s
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>>83368422
Yennefer is gonna cuck Geralt with Witcher of the Panther sign - Tyrone.
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>>83368516
A humpback crone that uses magic to make everyone think she's gorgeous and is implied to have experimented on young women to make herself fertile? Sure, go ahead, black her, I don't give a fuck.
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>>83373310
there is though


there are those merchants
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>>83369642
Well yeah, that's the point. When a character breaks his patterns, when he goes against his code, you get the strongest moments.
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>>83373415
>not school of the bull
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>>83369682
>WE
surprisingly fitting, seeing how the word slave comes from slav.
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>>83373479
Zerrikanians aren't negroid, they're based off of arabs. They were also only in the DLC for that matter.
>>
>>83369664
why is the moscow sub like a palace, I thought they was commies
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>>83373415
that or some witch (male)
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>>83371082
We don't talk about it. Ever.
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>>83369664
Jesus Christ. RiP France.
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>>83368422
>(((an unconventional family)))
>fight for the truth in a dangerous world (Fucking Geralt giving a fuck about anything else than plowing Yenn and living his life undisturbed)
>Netflix

Of corse.
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>>83373195
By that logic, Geralt isn't human either so he isn't white.

So cast Idris Elba.
>>
>>83373537
Not to mention that they just took the models for already existing characters and just palette swapped them.

>>83373606
What? Geralt is a human you idiot he isn't a demon. How does mentioning that the only brown skinned things in Witcher 3 are demons somehow equate to Geralt not being human and this he should be black?
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>>83373416
>that uses magic to make everyone think she's gorgeous

What? That's not how the magic works at all. It's not a glamor, it's legitimate magical plastic surgery. That's the point. Yennefer's gorgeous figure is "genuine" and can't be dispelled, however her memory of being a humpback fugly bitch is still there.
>>
>>83368806
Tbh Chris Tucker would be a improvement over Dandelion
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>>83373684
I misspoke, you are correct, sir. She did show her true self to Geralt once, I think, via a glamour.
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>>83369029
He "tries" to not get involved
He is the worst of all the witcher in the wolf school
Lmao just look at the start of TW2
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>>83370535
Horses are noble creatures, unlike blacks.

>>83370561
Hopefully just referring to the Ciri/Geralt/Yen/Triss/Vesimir dynamic but with SJWflix you never know.
>>
Why do you goys even care? Why are you so racst?
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>>83373905
how nu r u?
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>>83368422
>Yennifer gonna be trans man to woman
right wing bigots blown the fuck out
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>>83373771
he just says that
Geralt has always been a white knight. the only reason he isnt is cause everyone hates witchers
his proudest moment was when he was actually knighted to rivia
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>>83373505
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>>83368422
how the fuck aren't they unconventional?

dad sterile mutant slav ninja who goes from town to town with his sex-pest sidekick
mum is a sterile. almost a hundred years old sociopath sorceress
and they have adopted half-elf warrior princess daughter which can teleport and talk to horses
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>>83374247
Basically this.
>>
kurwa
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>>83368422
>>83368516
>>83368536
A mutant, his witch wife and their adoptive daughter that can travel through dimensions is an unconventional family

What's wrong with you faggots
>>
>>83369075
is this that cam girl evelyn claire?
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>>83369704

suck dat bbc white boi
>>
Why? the games are already more perfect than Kikeflix Original Crapshow can be.
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>>83373656
>Geralt is a human you idiot he isn't a demon
You are funny, I'll burn you in the pyre the last
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>>83368422
>Geralt is an extremely rare mixed race African with blue eyes
>Yennefer is dark haired pale beauty as described
>Triss is a Pakistani or Arab.
>Ciri is a tranny
>Dandelion is a homosexual with an oriental asian lover
>Zoltan is a white midget.

Even CDPR are crossing their fingers and hoping for the best as they know full well Netflix isn't exactly reputable for keeping things accurate and like to SJW the shit out of everything.
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>>83368422

The Blacked™ Witcher: From Netflix™
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>>83368571
Ciri is literally a lesbian, so guess you're right
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>>83371388
just like with Witcher, it's produced by Polish studio that did cinematics for games and by guys that did Expanse
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>>83375508
She's bi at best or stokholm syndrome'd into a homosexual relationship at worst.
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>>83369461
I think he said in some interview that it was an equivalent of a good new car at the time, so he still did a shit deal
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>>83369254
>>83373257
>Trainspotting 2
>Renton asks some random tourism lady where she is from, for basically no reason
>she answers that she is from Slovenia
>Renton shrugs and walks off

>mfw the scene is completely pointless and the actress is Czech
>>
>fight for the wage gap in a dangerous world of capitalism
Hype!
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>>83369664
I hope France starts getting a bombing a day. It's just part of living in a big city after all!
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>>83369664
Oh no, black people! Run!!!!

Seriously, racists are so pathetic
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>>83369704
>>83377057
kys nigger
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>>83377393
Whoops meant for >>83377245 not >>83377057.
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>>83368686
I actually hope for two black characters.
The Zerrikanian female warriors who accompanied Villentretemerth (or whatever the fuck is his name spelled)
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>>83377477
>Zerrikanians
>black
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>>83368516
Better black than blacked.
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>>83368422
This better not be made by yanks
They ruin everything with their SJW feminist cuck """diversity"""
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Yall a bunch a racist biggots
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>>83378215
>Yall a bunch a racist biggots
that happens when you have to tolerate niggers and the bullshit of SJW,
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>>83378215
>retards acting like blacks aren't some of the most racist people on the planet
Kek, need I remind you of all those blacks that got mad at North Africans playing Egyptian characters? Shut the fuck up retard.
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