Why the FUCK haven't you seen Baywatch?

I don't like The Rock as an actor

I find I don't have the energy nor the initiative to do much of anythimg these days.

Too litty for me.

>>83368179
I haven't been to the theaters or have seen a new movie in 6 years.

Why would i go and waste my time on your movie?

>>83368179
I don't like The Rock as an human being

Too busy taking a piss

>>83368179
Dwayne, can you stop shitposting ?

>>83368179
Overwhelmed by the urine stench from previous showing.

Had to leave desu

I can't wait. I'm a fan and I love fun and raunchy comedys.

>>83368179
Kidney stones.

I DID see it and it was the rauchiest comedy I have seen in YEARS. I literally pissed my pants so hard that the velocity of the stream ripped through my pants and seat and into the foundation of the building. If you don't see this movie you are missing out #BAYWATCH

>>83368179
I have seen it 5 times
#fansloveit

>>83368179
Because I'm an edgy MRA who refuses to watch anything with women in it.

>>83368179
Because I'm a big Jabroni who doesn't care about the fans or pissing myself when it gets too raunchy and litty.

>>83368179
I think you're a worthless piece of shit Rocko

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>mfw baywatch haters can't even do economics

Why the fuck would I ever wanna see a Baywatch reboo in 2017t? Why the fuck would anyone ever want to see a Baywatch reboot in 2017?

Don't worry Rock, there are SOME people out there that appreciate a true R rated raunchy Summer comedy.

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>>83368179
I'm sorry Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson but I've exhausted all of the liquids in my body from so much peeing from the last viewing of your newest film Baywatch. I don't know if I can stand any more raunchy R-rated summer FUN for the FANS. ##WatchBaywatch

>>83368179
I have, it's fucking 'litty

>>83368179
I can't stand that fruity roody poo.

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What the f*ck did you just fucking say about me, you little critic? I'll have you know that the FANS are LOVING Baywatch (tm), and there've been reports of numerous people pissing in theatres, and I have over 300 POSITIVE reviews. I am trained in acting and can bench more than the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me than just another critic. I will make you LAUGH the f*ck out with you pissing yourself the likes of which has never been seen before in theatres, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, BRO. As we speak I am contacting Kevin Hart in central intelligence and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for some SUMMER FUN, dude. RAUNCHY R-RATED COMEDY that expels the contents from the pathetic little thing you call your bladder. You're f*cking boring, man. I can be on any television set, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my WWE Wrestling technique. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to all my FANS on Twitter and I will use it to its full extend to shame you into watching Baywatch (tm), you little weakling. If only you could have known what uncool vibes your "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now YOU'RE WELCOME, you goddamn critic. I will get my FANS to piss laughter all over you and you will drown in it. You're f*cking gone, BRO

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Is this a gay movie?

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>Blocks your path
>"You've seen the fun and raunchy summer comedy Baywatch right anon?"

How do you respond?

>>83368632
wew

I'm short on money and I don't want to waste it on a movie that I'm not really invested in, especially with how boring the memes have been.

I saw it and I loved it.
First of all its one of the funniest movies ever made.
Second of all, the Rock is fucking HOT. I mean he is sizzling. One can forgive even a straight guy for massaging himself once or twice to him.
Third of all. Its just a great movie.
Thank you Rock for all your dedication.

>>83368179
>he's married

Why would he waste himself like this? 20-something pussy is constantly throwing themselves at him

>>83368179
i dont wan to pee myself and embarass :/

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More like bayWATCH ME PISS ALL OVER THESE SEATS CAUSE I'M LAUGHIN SO HARD

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Bruh I'm going to watch Bay Watch on Friday, It's finna get LITTY!

It's been a while since I've seen a good RAUNCHY movie that makes me piss my pants #PissMyPantsSoMuchImFinnaNeedToGetDiapers