First word(s) that come to mind
his smile and optimism gone
>>83363707
is that the guy from Community?
KILL YO DAWG NIQUH
>>83363707
balls gone
>*spits out a mouthful of blood*
The lovely Nia everyone!
Nia
>the lovely nia everybody
No more sweaty balls.
>>83363707
AHHHHHHH NIA NOOOO
black baby
>>83363707
ZIP
>>83364109
This
>>83363707
Comedian
>>83364187
RECRUITAH
>>83363852
It's the guy from Misery and Pet Cemetery.
Billy Blue Balls
KILL THE DOG NIGUH
>>83363707
nonononoNONONO
I'M SORRY
HELP
PUT DA MUFFAFUGGIN DAWG DOWN BILL! WHAT IS YOU, RACISS OR SOMEFIN?
OH JEEEEEEEEESUS
Hey Nini!
>tfw cant wite burr pastas
>>83363707
>I'm not racist because I have black friends to show you I'm not racist.
We got the wrong guy
>>83363707
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
>>83363707
Best comedian in the world
BLACKED
>>83364554
>"hey everyone, this is Bill Burr with Monday Morning Podcast, HOW ARE YA"
>"so I wanted to talk about this thing I recentenly got into..."
>in the background "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT"
>Nia runs to the mic "nobody gives a shit about this boring topic Bill"
>"The lovely Nia everyone!! sit down babe"
>"Nobody gives a shit ab..." Nia sits down on the recorder, podcast stops
>(...)
>"Hello hello? Am I still there" baby crying in the distance
>"So what did you say Nia?"
>"The topic you talk about is the most boring shiet ever, unlike MEEEEEEE"
>Bill laughing artificially (...) "let's talk about you babe, have you seen that article about that woman who stabbed her boyfriend with a butter knife and got away with it?"
>"No, but I bet she's FUCKING WHITE tho" *looks at article* "Yeah fucking white biatch looking all beautiful and shiet, typcial"
>"Yeah Mia, white people suck, rite?"
>baby crying in the distance
>"Bring her over"
>"How are you little one guchi guchi goo"
>cries louder
>"Nia, have you ever noticed that she's darker then both of us, weird"
>Nia storms of
>"NIA! NIA! I'm sorry please come back"
>argument in the distance
>"Nah uh Bill, I don't have to listen that shit. If you only get me on the podcast to play the nice housewife you...
>"Nia, I..."
>"You're abusing me Bill"
>"Last time I checked you were the one practising your Krav Maga moves on me because of your fucking anger issues.."
>"So I'M the angry one? Nah, nah uh..." stands up again
>20 minutes of argument later
>emails
>"Hey Bill, I really love your podcast but actually you were wrong on that thing..."
>Nia interrupts "WHO DOES THAT CUNT THINK HE IS WRITING A MAIL LIKE THAT"
>"yeah cunts we were trying to be funny, jesus christ"
I can't write Bill Burr pasta either. All I got.
>>83364239
that woman is disgusting
why doesnt he fuck 19 yo white hipster girls?
I think the reaction to Bill Burr was my first big clue that the racism thing isn't actually over-exaggerated by media. The guy is hilarious, still is, but /tv/ did a complete 180 once they started figuring out he had a black wife.
>>83363707
Spike TV a channel that caters to nothing but straight white males still exists?
>>83363707
>"I love you scruffy, but Naya said to kill you;_;"
Well considering I just watched an episode from the new season of F is for Family, that show came to mind.
>>83363707
divorce
It was br00tal man!
RIP cleo
>>83365875
Now you have to kill her Bill.
>>83365875
Dogs deserve to be eaten.
>>83365567
nice try anon
I give it 7/10
>>83365630
His dad hated niggers so he got "revenge" on him by marrying one, which would be fine if she wasn't so damn ugly and such a bitch
>>83366047
Fuck off Chinaman
>>83366047
Funny how you misspelled women
>>83363707
Just checkin' in on ya
>>83363707
He used to be funny, his conspiracy theory nonsense as of late is ruining his angry rants for me.
I love that he's too conservative for libcucks, and not conservative enough for you twats.
>>83366668
>conservative
he's a race mixer
>>83365567
>in the background "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT"
He was the funniest comedian ever and then he started triggering pol which made him even better
Kinda a cuck
Is clever enough and old enough to see the bullshit of modern culture but still bows to peer pressure on anything even slightly polarizing
GUT
BANKERS
>>83363707
IIIIIIIM JUST CHECKIN IN ON YAAAH
>>83368308
why doesn't he just say jews
>>83368358
He needs to listen to Patrice O'neal videos on youtube and realize how bad he fucked up.
>>83368507
>ywn Nia and Patrice lock horns on MMPC
>>83368561
*ywn hear
fuck
>>83368219
THAT
>>83365567
>Nia walks off for the rest of the podcast
>these women.. ahhh fuck I'm telling ya these women are crazy! Nuts! They're nuts they don't stand to fucking reason
>I mean you get a guy right? Get a guy, a random guy you talk to him and that's that, point made , ya know?
>but fuck man with women? Aaaah I'm popping a fuckin aneurism just rememberin, they make you mad,like real fucking mad ! it's brutal!
>it's all a nag, an endless fucking nag: bill kill the dog bill watch the kid bill cook bill eat my fuckbois creampie
>I mean it's the oldest thing in the book but still it twists me up inside ya know? I just wanna blow my fucking brains out!
>>83368845
MUTT
>>83368845
cringe/10
>>83363707
Legend/Misogynist who pretends to like women so much he comes off as a cuck
>>83369593
i-it's brutal..
>>83363707
KILL THE DOG
CORRUPT THEM ALL
>>83363707
KEKED
>>83368358
s o u r c e ?
ZIP... reeeCRUITA!
>>83368358
>noserings
Who?
>>83365631
Wow so the reaction to a B tier comedian from a D- tier website was what led you to believe the media was right about the genocide of black people?
>>83368602
Should have just left it you idiot
>>83363707
BLACKED
>>83363707
How are yah?
What could have been
>>83366047
Hello Chang
Cuck but still funny.
>the family back easht
>>83364109
yep
Was always overrated