IT'S PERFECTLY SAFE

WHAT ARE THEY WAITING FOR DAVID ANSWER YOU FUCKING GAYBOT WHO ARE THEY WAITING FOR?

BLOW THIS WHILE I DO THE FINGERING

>>83363143
what if you sat on it? would it do anal implantation?

>>83363143
HEY DAVID I JUST POINTED A GUN AT YOU BECAUSE I MISTRUSTED YOU SINCE THE SECOND WE MET BUT HEY OF COURSE I WILL STUFF MY FACE INTO THIS CREEPY ASS MURDER MACHINE OF YOURS IF YOU SAY ITS SAFE LMAO

>>83364332
It would be very painful

>>83364352
UUUU

>Ok stranger creepy robot that was just petting a dangerous murder animal and displayed a disturbing outburst of rage, I'll do what you say...

>>83363143
Oram doesn't know what it is, and it appears static.

The fact that nobody in these movies doesn't just immediately run away when the flaps of the egg open is complete fantasy

>>83364500
A giant sac of alien goo that moves looks perfectly safe to you?

https://youtu.be/wK8kK4hY6PA

was this the dumbest scene in the movie? I think it was

>>83364500

5 minutes ago. 5 MINUTES AGO he was killing the neomorph ripped the other colonist apart.

>inb4 he was soothed by David's oscar winning performance

>>83364611
>>83364520
humans are inherently curious creatures

>>83364352
It's a big egg.

>see david doing with shit with a xenomorph
>he shows you his preserved corpses
>says to come down this dark, eerie, spoopy staircase
doesn't matter that dickboy didn't know what it was, it was OBVIOUSLY a trap. really shit scene desu

>>83364729

They also have self preservation instinct, a very strong one too. The curiosity would be in approaching the egg, but as soon as the flaps move, 99% of people would bolt the fuck away. At the very least observe at a safe distance

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>Oram is a trained member of a crew that has a synthetic on-board
>is drilled with the knowledge that a synthetic cannot harm a human or through in-action allow a human to be harmed
>prometheustards butthurt that A:C was better than turdmetheus have to find a reason to nitpick why a person would follow a machine he's been trained to listen to
>plus he had a gun anyway

wow

>>83365691
>At the very least observe at a safe distance
Once that egg opens you're fucked, no matter how far you are.

>>83365711
(you)

>>83365761
>no argument

>>83365730
>Once that egg opens you're fucked, no matter how far you are.
Doesn't matter because in the movie they don't know this, so they should do it anyway.

>>83365691
It's not even that.

What human would follow a robot into unfamiliar territory and an enclosed area at that?

So many layers of retardation in this movie, that I think it's geared towards 6 year olds who would never question the logic.

>>83365711
Did he know David was a synth?

>>83363143
LETS SEE THAT FLOAtING HEAD aGAIN

>>83365605
>really shit movie desu
Ftfy

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>>83365803
No he thought David was a coincidental twin brother to their android Walter.

>>83365691
Even worse, wasn't he still armed?

How did Fifield get lost when he had the navigation gear?

Why did the biologist afraid of alien corpses want to touch something that looked like an alien cobra?

Why did Shaw still believe in god?

Alien: Sensual erotic scifi horror with originality oozing out of every pore
Aliens: Derivative well-done action movie removing any of the horror or sex and creating cliches that will impact every action movie after
Alien 3: A botched mess of a movie with too many chefs that is only somewhat watchable on the Assembly Cut
Alien 4: Bizarre bounceback between Alien and Aliens shot by a talented director but written by a hack fraud, providing a strange cocktail of horror and action comedy and scifi
Prometheus: Badly-written but interesting movie featuring wonder and exploration on top of dread and horror, and a VERY good soundtrack
Covenant: Ten little indians with increasingly stupid victims and contrivances and a kung-fu action scene between two Michael Fassbenders. Good gore though.

>>83365801
They put the scene in because the people making the movie think the audience wants to see a shot for shot scene of the original alien facehugger scene. The original alien toes the line just perfectly for human curiosity to override a sense of danger, so you can accept an especially curious character sticking his face over the egg. David had dead alien parts all over the place and was obviously psychotic, he should have been shot on sight.

>>83365897
>Prometheus
>interesting

>>83365816
ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL HEAD FOOTAGE.

I could always suspend disbelief when it comes to horror and sci-fi but best believe if I saw some shit like that I'd go no where near it .

>>83365881
Fifield got high, the biologist watched too much hentai for his own good, Shaw was still clinging to the idea that there were answers to unanswerable questions about humanity that could be answered by god.

>>83365917
>implying the first half isn't space exploration kino

>>83365964
It really wasn't. A quarter of the way in you start seeing all the shit begin to take apart anything that could have been interesting.

>>83365956
None of those work. Unless Shaw was meant to be a moronic, shitty character that no one could empathize with and we were supposed to only like David and Idris Elba's non-character.

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>>83363143

This was one of the most stupid movies I have ever seen. The protagonists were completely fucking retarded. The fucking space truckers from the first movie were a million times more competent than these morons..

>>83365917
There were a few scenes, like David in the Orrery viewing the cosmos and the unlimited prospect of discovery that did offer interesting concepts. But they did admittedly get buried by silly things, like Jesus being an engineer.

And Prometheus did have an excellent soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1EeYB8Aog0

>>83365730
>egg opens in another planet
>still get face hugged
Hello retard

>>83366006
They always had plans for David, he's one of the most interesting characters in this trilogy. Shaw served less of a purpose and had nothing inherently interesting about her character, hence being killed off.

>>83365776
Do what? Run? It's pointless once the egg opens.

>>83363143
>I'm gonna follow this strange android I just meet into a dark cellar after seeing him trying to control an inhuman monstrosity that bite off one of my crewmate's head and ws devouring her corpse

real thinker here

>>83365931
That's what makes marrying sci-fi with horror such a tightrope. Horror movie plots, bad ones at least, often rely on the characters doing really, really dumb things. Having characters doing that in a sci-fi setting goes against the audiences expectations of the characters. You can still do it, but you have to use some finesse with your execution.

>>83364332
what if... just a thought, but what if you just closed your mouth when the face huger latched on?

>>83363143
What does David actually want to do with the Xenomorphs? All they do is attack anything organic.

>>83366133
from what I understood, he wants to be a creator since he was previously unable to do so. He wants to keep improving upon his creation to the point of near-perfection

>>83366089
How is it pointless? We've seen facehuggers ge BTFO multiple times.

>>83365775
>I've seen the devil, and you look just like him
>but you are a synth so who cares

>>83366056

>Jesus being an engineer.

Exactly. The director himself stated this. It's fucking canon. How can people defend the trainwreck that is Prometheus and Covenant? Even the AvP movies had some redeeming features next to this dreck ffs.

>>83365851
Source?

>>83366181
But what is perfection? Being the perfect killing machine? Being able to adapt to any environment? David has a massive hardon for human art and creation, surely he'd want his creations to also be able to create?

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>>83366088
I mean I agree David is interesting. He's the best thing about Prometheus.

His development in the sequel was the best thing about Covenant. I find it interesting his belief that humanity is doomed and he intends to stop humankind's attempts to expand into space to revitalize itself.

The concept of synthetics v. natural humans really takes me back to Blade Runner, and I can see Scott merging the two.

>>83366125
It opens your mouth by strangling your neck.

>>83364332
I hope so

>>83366198
>a meanie comment cancels out real-life training and occupational indoctrination

you've got to stop being NEET

>>83364625
>>inb4 he was soothed by David's oscar winning performance

Honestly only plausible reason. David channels peter otoole after all

>>83366221
I was being sarcastic, Oram didn't really think that.

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>>83366213
I think if Jesus was a gigantic hairless blue ripped guy, something about his unique physical appearance would have made it into the bible.

>>83366235
>being a mouth breather

I hate the new xeno design. It was so lanky and ugly, I almost laughed when it stood up straight because how bad it looked. The alien isolation model was better

>>83366213
>It's fucking canon.
sounds more like it was going to be but wasn't, since it wasn't

>>83366225
David makes a good case for the next stage of evolution, but we've yet to see him create anything truly unique to call his own, everything he's used is based on human or engineer content.

>>83366252
>characters are unable to change opinion based on different information

>>83366293
Was Hitler an Engineer sent to punish Jews for killing Jesus?

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>>83366298
A:I would make a great movie.

Who would play Amanda Ripley? MEW?

>>83366363
Nah, engineers can't grow facial hair.

>>83366363
Kek

>>83363143
why would one look into it in 2105 when by then there are like 10 Alien movies already out?

>>83366356
>counterargument serves to inadvertently support my case
kek

>>83365711
Everything before Bishop didn't have the three laws

Burke: I'm sorry. I don't know why I didn't even... Ripley's last trip out, the syn- the artificial person malfunctioned.
Ripley: "Malfunctioned"?
Burke: There were problems and a-a few deaths were involved.
Bishop: I'm shocked. Was it an older model?
Burke: Yeah, the Hyperdine System's 120-A2.
Bishop: Well, that explains it then. The A2s always were a bit twitchy. That could never happen now with our behavioral inhibitors. It is impossible for me to harm or by omission of action, allow to be harmed, a human being.

>>83365730

There are several characters in the franchise who avoid point blank facehuggers and most of them are not even armed. This guy had a fucking automatic weapon with full SOPMOD in it.

>>83366089

Who the fuck cares if its pointless. I'm sure it's pointless to try to outrun a lion in an open Savannah, but you would most likely try it anyway

>>83365851
not thicc enough would be better if she ate a few more burgers isntead of being anorexic

then the socks would be impressed into her thigh a bit more

>>83366423
I really liked Bishop.

>>83366423
Bishop's line had behavioral inhibitors that made sure the three laws couldn't be overridden. They still had them, but previous models were more given to glitches. The novelization goes into this.

>>83366298
Its because its purely organic so far, it lacks one important component so far.

So in the next movie we will see how David manages to infect and gestalt a xenomorph in himself so the merging of technology and biology will be complete. And the xeno will get its traditional biomechanic look.

>>83366293
How about if this fucker reads the bible for once to find out how stupid it is to claim that Jesus was a giant pale bald dude, it's literally the opposite of his description.

>>83366372

>those ridiculously undersized panties

>>83366413
>my argument makes sense if everyone is retarded

WTF I love OP now?

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>David has long blonde hair (because robots can grow their fake hair, for some reason)
>gives it a rough cut with some scissors
>gets into a fight with Walter
>????
>suddenly has perfectly cut/quaffed hair just like Walter's, and apparently had time to dye it brown as well

And don't even get me started on the facehuggers that only need to be attached for 0.5 seconds to implant a viable embryo, or the neomorphs that can go from microscopic spores to fully-developed-and-ready-to-kill monsters in 10 fucking minutes

>>83365711
>the religious minority is ok with technology mimicking human life and trusts the rules of men pertaining to said thing
k

>>83366506
Regulation space underpants, standard Weyland Yuyani issue.

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Is Shaw ever coming back?

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What would be your dream Alien movie /tv/?

>>83366479
Man it would be great to have an actual biomechanoid race.

>>83366578

So much this. Wtf was up with the gestation time and growth time of the xenos? Even if you give it was a slightly different type of xeno which it was in the neomorphs case, it's still fucking retarded how quick they grow and develop.

>>83366578
Honestly I figured David cut off most of Walters face and scalp, cut his own odd, fixed Walter's face onto his own as best as possible, then cut off his hand.

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>>83366600
why would you shoop Katie Banks to make her look like Noomi? I mean I'm pleasantly hard but still.

>>83366600
She took the bogpill

>>83366578
he already had brown hair on the planet, slightly messy compared to Walter but not much. Look again, only in the past imagine was is hair blond.

>>83365897
Alien > Aliens > Alien 3 (assembly cut) > Prometheus > Covenant > Resurrection

Alien is a perfect horror film. Aliens is a perfect action film. Alien 3 (assembly cut) is flawed but it has some interesting characters and a fantastic score and it gives Ripley a proper ending. Resurrection is a total mess. Prometheus has some very stupid writing but it's the second most gorgeous looking film of the franchise and, like you said, it's full of wonder and dread. Covenant has some very stupid writing and I hate that Ridley has abandoned the engineer stuff but David and Walter are fascinating characters.

If Ridley is allowed to make one more Alien film David should be the protagonist and the film should give us the fucking answers that we've been wanting ever since Prometheus.

>>83366463
Me too. Bishop's one of the most based robobros of all time.

>>83364352

You mean it would be eggstremely painful?

>>83366539
>get called on making a shit counterargument
>get mad and re-invent other people's arguments
lol

>>83366690
He very clearly had long blond hair

>>83366723
>he film should give us the fucking answers that we've been wanting ever since Prometheus.
what answer? I have no question left at this point, what wasnt answered?

If its a "why" regarding the Engineers and our destruction, I still prefer it unanswered. They already lost enough of their mystic.

>>83366598
I have no idea why I found this so fucking funny.

>>83366594
Nothing about that sentence has to be wrong. Care to try again?

>>83366813
only in the flashback, look at the scene where they play music together, David as short brown hair at that point, only slightly messier than Walter

>>83366723
>If Ridley is allowed to make one more Alien film
He is planning six more
https://www.polygon.com/2017/3/6/14830400/ridley-scott-more-alien-movies

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>3 sequels
>2 spinoffs
>a prequel
>a sequel to the prequel

STILL no resolution to the bonus situation

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>>83366506

>>83365730
As long as you aren't leaning directly over the Fucking thing while the egg opens and the facehugger jumps out, you at least have a shot

>>83366819
>If its a "why" regarding the Engineers and our destruction
This is what I'm talking about.
>I still prefer it unanswered. They already lost enough of their mystic.
Maybe you're right but I'm still annoyed that Covenant shit all over the ending of Prometheus. I wanted a film of Shaw meeting the engineers.

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Can we finally settle this?

>>83366857
Covenant is flopping at the box office so there's no way Ridley is gonna get to make six more. If he's lucky Fox will let him make one more.

>>83366463
I like him because he's one of the only cases where a robot is cool without being a special snowflake who can feel human emotion and become a real boy

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>>83366852
>>83366813
He had long blond hair when they met him but quickly after he cut them and made them brown. We can see it here in the flute scene.

>>83366616
A movie where we find an actual alien home world and find out that in their own environment, they're basically the cockroaches of their ecosystem.

>>83366895
>Covenant shit all over the ending of Prometheus.
Prometheus shit all over itself.

>I wanted a film of Shaw meeting the engineers.
Why?

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>>83366869
Nobody (except Dallas) gets a bonus until we check out that distress signal.

>>83366803
your argument is
>Orm is an idiot
which is exactly what OP's point was

>>83366928
>covenant
>flopping

why is /tv/ always so wrong about what constitutes a flop?

http://screenrant.com/alien-covenant-success/

>>83366941
Walter was close to this as well, saving the widow because of a sense of duty, rather than feelings of affection.

>>83366984
If that's what you need to tell yourself to find an out, whatever hunnie.

>>83366942
But he DID have blond hair when they first met, and he DID somehow dye his hair, and his roughly scissor-cut hair still magically turned into perfectly quaffed hair like Walter's.

And that's without getting into other shit like how nobody even bothered asking whether the android they brought on board was walter or david. Furthermore, once he was onboard, why did he even help the humans fight the alien at all? Why did he help them instead of just letting it kill them? He had no reason to help, and he could've easily just fucked them over from the control room.

>>83366941
fucking Bill Paxton in that movie man
https://youtu.be/NT0epw9P7-o
Shit I need to rewatch this

>>83366958
>Why?
It would've been more interesting than the rehash of Alien/Prometheus that we got. I want something new.

>>83366857
>six more
Get the fuck out

>>83366986
https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2017/05/27/box-office-alien-covenant-plunges-horrific-80-for-3m-friday/#4a3ad39860d5

>20th Century Fox's Alien: Covenant sank like a stone on its second Friday. The well-reviewed but slightly underperforming Alien prequel/Prometheus sequel earned just $3 million yesterday for what is now a $49.8m eight-day domestic total. Now Prometheus fell 73% on its second Friday, but we were dealing with larger overall numbers. At this juncture, we can expect a $10.6m (-71%) Fri-Sun weekend and a $13.2m holiday haul for a $60m 11-day total. So, barring decent legs after the holiday, we're looking at a domestic total of around $80m. The Ridley Scott picture cost $97m to produce, so overseas can still pull it out of the fire. But a similar 32/68 split gives the film a $254m worldwide total. Is that decent for an R-rated horror film? Absolutely. But it's not great considering the last film made $405m worldwide.

http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3439492/pirates-sink-alien-covenant-box-office/

>Early estimates are in and they’re brutal.

>Not since the Friday the 13th remake can I recall a drop like this as Twentieth Century Fox’s Alien: Covenant was burned by Baywatch and sunk by Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. In fact, the Friday estimates were so bad that Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 beat out Ridley Scott’s Prometheus sequel/Alien prequel.

>As I reported opening weekend, while posting numbers a drop lower than Prometheus, there wasn’t much to worry about especially since the budget was reported around $30 million less this go around.

>But this is BAD.

>Covenant made an estimated $3 million on Friday, making it a whopping 80% drop from the $15 million the week prior. As Forbes notes, this puts it on track to be one of the ten biggest second-week drops of all time.

>>83367015
>>83366356
>>characters are unable to change opinion based on different information
>>83366413
>support my case

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>Are we familiar with the quarantine protocol lol nevermind

>>83366293
For fucks sake Lindelof there's a fucking limit

>>83364341
DUDE FAITH LMAO

>>83366926
Weyland-Yutani was looking to engineer the perfect bioweapon. They discovered it, but they also discovered that it was engineered by a pre-existent extraterrestrial race that had also created us. They engineered David, the best android they could make and sent him back in time in an effort to create a causal loop wherein the initial action is erased and they become the creators of both the Engineers, us, the xenomorphs, and forever afterward avoid any additional occurrences of the Bonus Situation.

>>83366994
Yeah, it's a shame that Walter was presumably left to rot on that planet, I'd like to see him come back in a potential sequel

>>83365711
He distrusted David enough to point a gun at him you retard.

He just saw David getting distraught when he killed one of the aliens that was killing his crew members

He just saw that David was breeding aliens together.

He has just seen that the alien life forms are extremely dangerous to humans.

Your explanation for this shitty writing is a shit explanation that does not justify it at all.

>>83367154
>prometheus had some themes of faith or some shit
>oh fuck, we should probably tie that in with the sequel
>okay, uh... make the captain religious. Who cares if it serves absolutely no point within the story!

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>>83367113
Are we familiar with the bonus situation?

>See Alien egg
>Opens up
>looks most
>genius idea
>put dick in, feels alright
>suddenly something grabs your dick and your balls are getting squeezed
>ohshit.jpg
>that feeling of pain as eggs are forced INTO your penis
Don't get near eggs boys. Brb, chest pain.

>>83367150

>Lindelof

You illiterate or something?

>>83367205
Anon there's faith in all the movies, even the original Alien. Don't forget that cross necklace and whatnot, I remember it talking about it at some point. Fuck I need to rewatch them.

It really bothered me how over emotional and reactionary the crew was.. Real astronauts are supposed to be colder than a fucking synth.. They should make calculated decisions and put the mission at top priority

>>83367189
>Covenant sequel
>Faceless Walter comes back to save the passengers on the ship
>David unleashes facehuggers to dispose of Walter
>They can't... because he has no face!
Guaranteed 6+ oscars.

>>83367302
They were all couples, most married. That was the theme of the expedition, to make a nice colony with families.

>>83367302
I hated how underwhelmed they were at the discovery of the crashed ship or the suits for the engineers. Surely they'd have more of a reaction than slightly more than a blank stare?

>>83366986
Did you bother reading that article before posting it? It doesn't talk about box office success, you retard. Covenant is doing pretty badly right now. It did fine opening weekend but it has had a massive second week drop.

>>83365473
4 U

did david make the spores or what that just a product of the black goo bombing?

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>>83363143
YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT DOES LOOK PRETTY SAFE

also where did David get all the earth insects to dissect and study?

>>83366479
>So in the next movie we will see how David manages to infect and gestalt a xenomorph in himself so the merging of technology and biology will be complete. And the xeno will get its traditional biomechanic look.

Would actually be pretty cool explanation.

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>>83367310

>>83367437
Same place he got the wheat for his bread that he can't eat.

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What happens if you squat ass-first over the egg

Explain in detail

>>83367190
Except it does. Your failure to accept it isn't a rebuttal.

>>83366986
>Alien: Covenant, Ridley Scott’s latest addition to the franchise, has not been greeted with the fanfare that 20th Century Fox might’ve hoped for. The film just barely snagged the number one spot for its opening weekend, falling disappointingly short of Prometheus‘ opening weekend. Covenant’s critical reception was similarly decent, but unimpressive.

>>83366986
It's not a success but it's not a flop either. It's going to break even and then make a small profit probably, they will see more success in the blu-ray release or getting it on streaming services.

Fox had a good idea by trying a medium budget sci-fi horror, but they released it at one of the worst possible times. If Covenant released in February/March I bet it could make twice the amount. For the release date they chose it had to compete with Marvel Capeshit on the opening weekend, and a week later it would get crushed by Pirates of the Carribean. Releasing it in between 2 Disney juggernauts is what ruined this movie's chances at making it big, so I hope they don't end the franchise because of it.

>>83367480
Free colonoscopy

>>83366479
It'd be a more satisfactory ending than David getting pulled apart by Xenos.

>By merging my robot brain with the next generation of aliens I will live on forever in multiple near indestructible organisms!

>>83366506
this. Jesus was black.

>>83366477
>novelization

Stop that

>>83367494
I'm honestly surprised that people still care about Pirates of the Carribean, I stopped watching those movies after the 3rd and I completely forgot they kept making them until I saw the trailer for the newest one

>>83367464
kek

>>83367602
Disney always finds a way. The way they market their movies perfectly to appeal to man-children is seriously impressive, like they've got it down to a science to get people to buy toys and watch the same movies over and over.

>>83366943
that's dumb

everything about the xenomorphs having a native home planet is dumb

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>>83367681
>Disney always finds a way.

>>83367754
The House of Mouse is the pathway to many marketing strategies that some would consider to be... unethical...

>>83365851
please tell me that's from blacked

>>83367480
You make a stinky and the facehugger goes "I'm not having that" and shuts the egg

>>83365711

Synthetics have been modified for murder and have been known to have bugs.

The things David was observed doing is more than enough to trigger an immediate distrustful response.

>>83365851

She´s perfect for the new Witcher serie.

>>83368033
Kill yourself.

Where's th xenomorph queen?

>>83366125
It knocks you out somehow.

People who get facehugged always lose consciousness pretty quickly.

>>83366578
>missing the part in Prometheus where he's clearly dying his roots while watching Lawrence of Arabia.

Plebs.

>>83365851
What's this from

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>>83366942
Do people not know how hair is dyed? Why is this an issue? It's the most visually neatly explained thing in the fucking series.

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>>83366942
And yeah he's in shadow, but the blond starts near his brows.

>>83366056
I never understood the flute activator or the soft-boiled egg buttons.

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>>83369265
Nobody knows.

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>>83369736
Ok, so, it's been near enough 10 years, since Prometheus, and his hair has obviously grown incredibly slow, but consistently, but as we can see from where the blond stops, he's clearly had access to his favourite hair dye. But from where?

>>83363143
>SCOTT'S MOVIE IS G-GOOD GUISE I SWEAR

ugh no, keep sucking his cock whoever thinks this movie was any good
I hope you slip on your period's blood
twice

>>83365851
Name please?

>le generic evil robot is responsible for one of the most iconic horror figures of our lifetime
>cringy Reddit and fedora dialogue from David make the movie unwatchable
>horrible plot twist that everyone with a single brain cell could see coming from a mile away
>xeno queen retconned because of le evil robot
>forced gay couple(MARRIED) for no reason whatsoever
>'member Ripley??? Here's nu-ripley with 10x more feminism!!!"
>crew members are all retarded
>captain guy is generic cowardly Jew we've seen a thousand times already
>fedora engineer flashback crap
>muh hr giger le he's so deep xD
>Reddit flute scene was so cringy it made me physically nauseous

It was pure fucking garbage.

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>>83363143
BEWARE OF THE EVIL MONSTER

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>>83371565
Evelyn Claire

>>83365851
post more of clips like this

>>83371784
>fucking blacked
anyway god bless

>>83371784
can't blacked hire actually good looking actresses?

usually i understand why people enjoy movies that are bad but i got nothing for this one. it was horrible throughout. the only cool part is the spine buster gore

>>83371910
How is she ugly again?

>>83366293

Why would Jesus take on disciples, teach the gospel, and generally encourage goodness and faith in God if he was an engineer and his mission was to "curtail the Roman empire"? Are the engineers all religious zealots? Did they teach us Christianity too?

>>83371972
she's not ugly but not good looking either. literally average in all regards.

How did David and Shaw get an alien ship when the one on LV 233 crashed?

>>83372117
You have some very interesting standards.

>>83363143

Better death for Oram:

>he approaches the egg
>David asks "what do you believe in, captain?"
>Oram gives him a concerned look as the egg opens
>he takes a few steps back
>facehugger jumps out
>Oram blows it away with his assault rifle
>David flips out like he did when he killed the Neomorph
>another egg opens
>Oram kills that one too
>begins shooting closed eggs
>David has enough and disarms him, then chokeslams him
>says some smarmy shit
>incapacitates Oram and allows another facehugger to do its business
>scene continues as it did in the movie

>>83371784
I fucking knew it

>>83372246
I guess your standards are just too low. I'm curious tho, what would you rate her on a scale of 1-10?

>>83372132
david says near the end of prometheus there are many more ships

>>83369250
>>83371784

>>83366666
Giga Satan speaks the truth.

>>83371784
https://www.xvideos.com/video27881357/blacked_hot_student_fucks_boyfriends_bbc_roommate
fuck jews

>>83372348
Why ask him so you can just bash him on whatever girl he posts and call his taste shit?

>>83372348
No, I just have actual experience with people in the real world. She's definitely a strong seven at the very least. Try going outside sometime, see what the actual girl actually looks like.

>>83372350
where

>>83372496
on LV233

>>83372412
Nah I wasn't about to bash him, I just think that she's a 5/10 at best.
>>83372488
>she's a 7 at least
Ok buddy, you're deluded.

>>83372538
>Try going outside sometime, see what the actual girl actually looks like.

>>83372512
why did they leave the planet on the human ship only to return to get the alien ship

>>83372568
>try going outside sometime, see what the average roastie looks like
I'm a physiotherapist, I see plenty of women. She's a 5/10 and nothing more. Get some standard.

>>83372665
Post a 10 then, i need to get my fap on.

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>>83372665
Are you one of those "thicc" people who think fatties are attractive?

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>>83372705
A ten does not exist. I can post a 9 tho.

>>83372598
what
they left on 1 of the other engineer ships

>>83372775
Ah yes, you like women who look like men, with the "lemme speak to your manager" bitch haircut. Excellent taste.

>>83372775
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>83372842
>haircut
lmao, look at her face and compare it to the mongoloid you're trying to defend.

>>83372775
Are you serious? I love short haired girls and I don't mind athletic bodies but her face is so average, even with all the airbrush

>>83372775
Really...?

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>>83372842
>with the "lemme speak to your manager" bitch haircut.

>>83372923
You're welcome to post your 10/10, I won't laught I promise.
>>83372934
yes!

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>>83372775
>This is a 9

>This is a 5 >>83371784

good god my dude

>>83372775
>He thinks boring good looking blond us better then pale black haired goddess

>>83372989
Post Evelyn Claire without makeup. Not trying to defend that guys girl but you gotta be fair here.

>>83373062
>black haired goddes
>gets nigger dick
Top kek how does it feel being a cuck?

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>>83372775

>>83373120
spotted the reddit

>>83366986
You clearly don't understand the difference between gross and profit. Theaters take roughly 50% of the gross, with international theaters taking AT LEAST this much. The movie did poorly domestically. Now add on the money they spent on advertising. Its not a flop, but i wouldnt be surprised if they have trouble financing the next film.

>>83366363
WHAT WAS IN THE SHOWERS??

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>>83373069
I'll do my best, she's pretty new and doesn't have that many pics yet.

>>83366857
Has he met the fucking engineers or something?? The cunt hasn't got 6 months let alone 6 movies

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>>83373291

>>83372775
>caked on make up
>tan skin
>manly body
>fake tits
>blonde
>short hair
You have shit taste

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>>83373327
Best i could do.

>>83373291
>>83373327
>>83373383
onyl a sick society would let a cute girl like that being in porn

>>83373450
Pornstars are people too

>>83367022
I remember me and several other kids were doing this in elementary school, but having no idea why or where we got the idea from.

>>83372775
can you at least post non-trans woman?

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>ywn be a ghanain refugee paid to fuck nubile 18 year old american white girls

>>83364500
Time to shove my fucking face into it, then!1

>>83373327
>>83373383
>>83373291
She's pretty "meh" looking. The fact that she doesn't have nice tits or an ass hurts her.

>>83373764
Well, she's not the muscle-bound bull dyke type you like but she's alright.

>>83365851
>Evelyn Claire

Little Secret - Evelyn Claire (Blacked)

>>83373528
no, they are a sing of a decadent nation

>>83373814
Stop projecting your dumb fetishes onto me.

>>83367465

I assume Shaw was still alive when they arrived there and he genocided the Engineers. He probably only started experimenting hardcore when they got there and Shaw was trying to grow wheat to have food to sustain herself. The rest of the animal life on the planet probably got decimated by the neomorph flood.

>>83373955
You're the one posting man ladies.
>inb4 that wasn't me

>>83374014
It wasn't you retard.

>>83366666
FUCKING CHECKED

>>83374038
>trying to save face this bad
go jerk off to your steroid pussy faggot

>>83374217
Shut up retard and stop white knighting for some plain porn star.

>>83374249
>waaah please accept my weird homosexual preferences
Not gonna fly here, fag boy.

>>83369482
probably because they have a dick shaped object suddenly jammed down their throat.

>>83372775
>fake tits
>narrow hips
You got the gays, son.

>>83374297
Out of the two of us you're the only one that keeps bringing up bull dykes and wanting to fuck them, you fag.

does anyone else get the impression Scott is writing these movies as he goes?

Can someone post that vertical of David with the baby xenomorph?

>>83373683
Man, if only this scene wasn't interracial fetish garbage.

>>83374439
no shit?
he obviously does not care about the lore all the autistic fans want to have shoved down their throats have hyped for years

>>83374411
You're the one posting muscle lesbians in bad haircuts and calling them a 9, you cock-sucking faggot.
>inb4 that wasn't me again
Just spare me

>>83374626
Retarded and a fag. What's next, you're black too?

>>83368080
This made me laugh for some reason

>>83363143
Would you look into a rafflesia? Why should he know that this contains a facehugger waiting for him?

>>83374686
I can see through your ruse, faggot. Just collect whatever dignity you have left and walk away.

what are the odds that these movies have some deep lore we haven't fully seen yet or that Scott has become a hack and things are as they appear to be?

>>83372775
You... I like

>>83372324
wow that was truly awful.

>>83372775

Its like she has my frame with some fake balloons thrown under her nips.

Bad taste.

>>83366723
Alien > Aliens > Covenant > Prometheus > Resurrection > 3

ftfy

>>83372324
Yeah I was shocked they didn't have David disarm Oram and force him over the egg and say something like "Look on my works!"

At least it would've made more sense for the captain. Him voluntarily looking into it was stupider than anything in Prometheus.

>>83374843
Like David is Walter or Walter is David similar to finkle is einhorn and einhorn is finkle

>>83374843
it was Walter all along. this will come out in the next movie and plebs are going to FREAK.

>>83364352
you're a big guy

>>83375300
I saw this in another thread. Decent theory cause the twist is way to easy to see in covenant

>>83375300
>>83375245
I'm also talking about all the contradictions
>the fossilized space jockey
>the mural
>the fact that there is only one major city on a planet inhabited by humanoids that look similar to engineers but not identical
>ect

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>>83372775
>mfw you think that chick is a 9
What's wrong with you, anon? I agree that Evelyn Claire isn't anything special but the girl you posted is worse.

>>83375404
Oh all of those things have been thrown out the writing window. Hopefully David or Walter whichever you believe run into the space jockey from one in the next 8 films

>>83364625
lel.

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Calm down with the religious imagery, Ridley

>>83375547
More like: Why wasn't this scene in the fucking movie, Ridley?

>>83375723
Francos per minute salary is insane

>>83375382
its not a twist. if anyone got caught into that "twist" he should get his head checked. twists usually conceal information so the viewer is shocked when its revealed. here it was very obvious what was happening, but, at the same time, there was contradicting info, but people rest assured that all there was were an epic twist (the pleb mindset), because considering all the info available would force them to use their heads and think.

>>83375723
Because movies are different now. There are two prologues only released online

>>83375547
>>83375723
it was a direct to the trailer meme scene. its fine.

>>83375792
Actually everyone I know who saw it "i knew that was David" now they aren't all geniuses but one or two should have been able to grasp it

>>83364277
He's waiting for Elizabeth to grow up into the Zerg Queen.

>>83365711
>just killed one of David's prized creations
>have gun
>demand answers
>oh shit there's a strange egg
>look at it, go a bit closer
>get raped
Desu the only reason this scene looks dumb is because we've known about facehuggers for 38 years.

this is how you make a teaser, its the definition of well crafted cinema:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFRjP_J0o3U

now im always going to remember shaw when i listen to john denver.

>>83366423
>>83366477
>2017
>still thinks the three laws are actually some guide of robot ethical guidance
Lmao what a fucking retard. Asimov's original books are even about why the three "laws" suck ass.

>>83366743
underrated

>>83366943
>Alien homeworld
Lol'd. You're a homosexual aren't you?

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>>83363143
>Sit through the whole movie.
Finally get to the classic facehugger and chestburster.
>Chestburster is now a miniature adult xenomorph that grows to full size in 10 minutes.
Did this anger anyone else? Is it really that hard for Ridley to maintain any continuity?

>>83376265
No you see he hasn't perfected them yet. These ones are dumb. The longer it takes to grow the smarter they are. He perfect them later millions of miles away from his initial destination of earth to destroy mankind. David is a dunce.

>>83375723
>>83375840
That pic does actually come up in the movie
It's like a screensaver in one of the screens, and the camera lingers on it for a minute, while sad music plays

>>83376265
It didn't anger me because I'm a nostalgia riddled faggot who expects a rehash of everything.
The miniature alien breaking through its amniotic sac kept the feeling of horrendous birth that's been a theme in both Prometheus and AC.
It was kino.

>>83376432
Kino Scott doing it again.

>>83375723
>Angry that a prologue you can watch on youtube isn't in the movie

This is the type of person who thinks AC was a bad movie. A fucking braindead millenial.

So does David even know the backbuster types even exist? He had one human to excitement on and killed everything else in seconds

>>83376265
>muh AVP lore reeee
you guys should really calm your tits because in the next movies Ridley will rape everything alien related, and its gonna be fucking awesome.

>>83376559
Experiment*

>>83371910
her draw is her perfect pussy.

the juxtaposition of pristine flesh and bestial black is sublime.

>>83366224

spoilers: David ends up creating humanity from the xenomorphs, and then those humans create a time machine and go back in time and create david.

>>83376484
>Keeping to the facts of the Alien is a rehash.
The original chestburster is closer to the horrendous birth because unlike the new one it actually resembles an infant.

>that stupid bitch who cant hit the numorph and accidentally destroys the ship

very realistic portrayal of women

>>83376804
What

>>83364729
if you were in florida, and you round a corner and BAM theres a alligator, are you going to be "inherently curious" and walk up to it and interact with it? Or are you going to take a shitload of steps back/book it out of there?

If I'm on an alien planet and I see egg shaped things that are moving and open up, I am not standing near that shit

>>83376537
>I'm a braindead millennial because I don't want to go to youtube to get an important character-building scene that was missing from the movie

Here's what I think the movie should have been:

The entire movie should have been David's story, shown from his perspective. He deliberately causes the storm, he deliberately sends the song, all to bring this ship to his planet. It would be about him "getting the orchestra together" to join his piano playing from the prologue. He's been tinkering and testing these aliens; they are born faster than xenomorphs, but as a result they are very weak, like soft-shell crabs. He needs new human subjects, so he brings this ship to his planet. He just didn't expect an entire colony ship.

He cuts his hair to look like Walter before they ever see him (to avoid that ridiculous hair-cutting scene), he sends them data about the planet that obscures the storm and makes them think the atmosphere and flora/fauna are perfectly clean and identical to Earth. But they still wear helmets (BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO NOT WEAR HELMETS ON AN ALIEN PLANET) and start to doubt this place after the data they were sent about the storm and the flora/fauna proves to be false.

(1/2)

>>83377040

(2/2)

There is no black goo, nothing goes into anybody's ears. David sends weak little neomorphs after them and they kill a few but are surrounded. He saves them, so they need his help. They get to his tower of terror and immediately tells them he's holding them prisoner and, if they kill him, the aliens will come get them. But it's a bluff, the aliens are all too weak, which Walter realizes. David manages to disarm Oram and force him over the egg, the facehugger gets him, and falls off before the crew find him. They just think he's unconscious so they bring him back to the ship. Walter finds David, they duke it out, David defeats him and cuts off his own hand and tells a still conscious Walter what he's going to do. So Walter will still be "alive" on this planet with the alien ship, which he might be able to restart and go after David. Plus, David is so vain, he can't bear to kill his own likeness.

Before he leaves, David downloads Walter's memories so he can pass any test the crew gives him, which THEY IMMEDIATELY DO. They all get on board and go back to space. The FIRST AND ONLY TRUE XENOMORPH bursts out of Captain Oram's chest and runs around the station, killing everyone. Daniels defeats it. She gives David one last test because she's suspicious, he fails, and she tries to fight him off. He overpowers her and forces her into cryosleep. Now he's got control of the colony ship and is headed for the original planet with some alien eggs.

Fin

>>83376988
well you know how it is nowadays, studios chop up movies retardedly. pretty sure youll have all that in the directors cut. but you cant deny it all assembles some kino material.

>>83376988
>what is viral marketing
>what are time constraints
Yep. You are an archetypal braindead millenial that needs his hand held at all times.

>>83377040
>>83377110
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring lmaooo

>>83366405
was getting caught part of your plan?

>>83372989
>5
Basically dude, she is a nigger fucker after all. For me, she's a 0

>>83376972
I'm gonna wrestle it

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>>83363143
I would shoot the shit out of that.

>>83366125
I'll excuse you for this because the first movie used a lot of words and stuff and that can be hard to follow but the facehugger is much stronger than us. It forces your mouth open.

>>83378940
>Shoot
>Not nuke from orbit

>>83366895
>I wanted a film of Shaw meeting the engineers.

Shaw: Hi everybody, I coming to your home world with my synthetic friend who steal one of your ships just to ask you, why you try to kill us?

Engineer: Oh, see ya! Come here my dear I will answer all you questions but it's tea time, come with us and eat a biscuit or two, girl.

At the end is a mistake, they just want to kill the jews and everybody living happy, The end.

Plus, David make sweater for everybody and discover he can create things.

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what the fuck was his problem? did he think there was wheat in there?

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>>83366479
Surely its gotta link to some Engineer armor, rather than just David?
The armor is basically the design of the Xeno bodies but WITHOUT the biological aspect.

>>83366578
I think he may have uploaded himself into Walter's body somehow.

>>83367255
>facehugger grabs dick
>starts trying to insert embryos
>feelsgoodman.jpeg.jpeg
>cum
>been following /fit/s cumshot routine
>facehugger lets go and gags
>later spermalien bursts out of facehugger


nottin personnel

>Entire Alien franchise wouldn't have existed if Ripley just blew on the xenomorphs holes in the first film

PEOPLE, HERE IS THE 1ST TEASER OF BLOMKAMP'S ALIEN 5!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=69&v=zoiezEB9n2Q

>>83380114
>generic reptile humanoid "alien"
>muhh alien invasion
Literally Independence Day tier of shit. Glad Ridley cock blocked this fucking hack.

>>83367310
>>Faceless Walter comes back to save the passengers on the ship
>>David unleashes facehuggers to dispose of Walter
>>They can't... because he has no face!
>Guaranteed 6+ oscars.

>facehuggers trying to impregnate a synthetic

Good to know here are the real fans.

>>83380359
b-but District 9 and Elysium and Chappie!

He will be the chosen one who make Alien great again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I525BRSnO1E

>>83381027

I like Die Antwoord but I don't need to see them trading quips with Hicks or teaching an Alien to be zef