stargate general

>>83362945
thought they were about to shit talk my sg-1, was about to drop the tactical nukes.

in all honesty, they definitely could

>>83362945
>In 14 Minutes Or Less
why do people watch this fucking shit?

>>83362994
you must be canadian

I miss the show. I think I will watch it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJKNl1PnshI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuAWEOar9tc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAIO1UVl2v4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B_nbCu1SBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7cDRrGeLMM

>>83362945
Why are these videos always so fucking wrong on pretty much everything, and unfunny to boot?

>>83363452
it used to be funny when it was 3 minutes long. Now its like full review with funny things lost between nitpicking

>>83363178
Me too. Wish they'd make a new series where Earth has now become the primary power in both galaxies, the public knows about all the sci-fi stuff etc.

>>83363507
yeah
I think they're just doing what most movie "critics" do and just rip off redlettermedia

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watching this

Post the best episode of SG1/SGA/SGU
My the one when Oneil got imprisoned by Baal and lost all hope

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>>83363607
it would be mor real if earthlings still wont know shit, legally, but were suspicious non earthers among us migrated like pic related IRL

>>83364345
Would be a different show. Also, we got several seasons of them trying to stay hidden and contain the truth from the outside world. So it would be interesting to see how society would have evolved after the reveal and earth adapting various alien technologies.
One of the most fun things for me about the series was always Earth slowly becoming basically the Federation from Star Trek, and now I wanna see the next steps.

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>>83363970
>Post the best episode of SG1/SGA/SGU
daniel and carter

I search for an episode where the team goes to offwaorld to some village near a forest, but the local guys are trying to ascend. I think jack stays there for months.

>>83362945
You know, now that i think about it i don´t think i have even finished this. Dropped around maybe 7-8th series ? I have watched the movie, the one where O'Neill is but i don´t even remember what was that about because there was a fuckton of new characters.

>>83365068
http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/A_Hundred_Days

>>83365174
this is the one I am watching, but those people do not ascend.

>>83365345
Oh right didn't see the part about ascending. There's an episode very similar to that in atlantis where they're all about ascending and theres some monster that shepherd fights. Might be that.
http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/Epiphany

>>83365439
oh yes it was sga then. Going to download this one.

>>83365068
>>83365345
Its not SG-1 and its not Jack.

I think you are thinking of an atlantis episode http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/Epiphany where Sheppard goes through this.

>>83364459
idk
i still lean to keep hiding it. maybe it would be too MIB-ish that way (or they have to found MIB in the show, but so it would need lower budget to make it, or they could spend it on better things (spacebattles etc), than NPC aliens on streets.

And keeping ayylmaos secret would answer conteos, like tha ayylmao actors on above pic, or überritch people, like Röthschild and Kissinger is eg Baal or other alien royalty.

looks like I am going to watch sga in full. soon the episode with rodney and carter naked.

>>83366176
she wasnt naked. also that vegas episode

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Man I used to watch this so many years ago with my dad

>>83363063
they are genuinely dumb.

>>83362945
>dat prime jodelle
hnnnng

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I find her hot now, but not the first time.

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>>83367275
She was always fine as fuck.

>>83367117
One of the best episodes. I remember when O'neil gets through the door and executes her

>>83367275
>>83367526
the original weir was better

>>83367567
>blond whore
Bullshit

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Why is SG1 so comfy?

>>83367163
Best episode in Atlantis when she got stuck in Rodney head.
She should have got more screentime

>>83367626
good balance between development of the storyline and independent episodes

>>83367555
>I remember when O'neil gets through the door and executes her
it was a mistake

I love TNG DS9 and VOY....yet I know nothing of this series...will I like it?

>>83367772
>killing niggers is a mistake
What did he meant by this

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>>83363858
dat end
>sg-1:you have to stop the machine
>moron: i won't, you can't understand what i feel
>Jack: MY CHILD DIED!

fuckkk i'm in the edgy of crying every fucking time, RDA acts so believable there

after all the laughs in that episode, they shock with this.

PERFECTION

>>83367825
It's basically the same. I have started watching Star Trek a few month ago, and I can see all the episodes Stargate stole from StarTrek

>>83367772
what?? she was controlling replicators. He wanted to take her our
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqqKJhN8fZo

>>83367856
*on the edge

>>83367867
she wanted to help

>>83362945
>Be me
>Can't wait to get home to watch a Stargate episode.
>Put in the dvd
>Thinking to myself "which interesting planet will the team go to today?"
>Jizzing myself with excited.
>Click play on the remote.
>Episode begins with them running through a fucking wood/forest, like in every other fucking episode.

>Get to Stargate Atlantis
>Think, "oh well, new galaxy, surely it has to be different"
>Click play.
>New characters are running through a fucking wood.
>Take out the dvd
>Stop watching the series.

>>83368148
yeah... she dindu nuffin.

>>83367866
They were pretty blunt about it though. O'Neill wanted Earths first interstellar vessel to be named Enterprise.

>>83367526

Many faps to her and Carter were had.

>>83368232
>go outside
>see same city
>not kys
what are you doing?

>>83368232
How and more importantly why didn't you killed yourself yet, seeing earth landscapes even in blockbuster movies like Alien or Star Trek?

>>83368351
My negro

>>83367856
That really was a great performance on RDA's part. It was like he acted a lump in his throat.

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>>83362945

Ancient Egypt was faked by the Masons. Daniel Jackson was right! It's all concrete, and plastered bricks.

>>83368478
it could be , i didn't saw it IRL

>>83368743

Shame she never posed nude, sure theres that elevator nipple but its just not the same.

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i missed that headbutt before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BDgn4ijw6Q

>Super-scary goa'uld who bases himself of off Satan and is hyped up to hell
>Killed after one season off-screen
>Half goa'uld half ascended who is hyped up as being immortal
>Killed in a Deus Ex Machina
>Literal demi-gods from another galaxy
>Killed off-screen with a MacGuffin
>Run of the mill system lords like Apophis and Ba'al somehow persist for like 5 seasons each, one gets his own feature-length movie.

There was some real inconsistencies there

>>83368359
>>83368364

Star Trek uses many models when showing far off views of alien cities/worlds

Alien is all about the beast trying to kill them. You see different buildings in different worlds too.

Stargate production mentality: "Hmm let's cut costs, too tired, cba, umm yh, lets just make the final scene in a wood and this time move the portal closer to the hedge instead of the tree so viewers will be very convinced that they are on a new planet"

enough said.

>>83368827
>Apophis
he alsted like 2 seasons
>Ba'al
He was cool as fuck desu

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>>83368828
>comtrya

>>83368935
One might even say he was....Baaller as fuck.

>>83369111
I will give you a you but only for the trips

>>83368828
>enough said.
yeah, no you can kys

>>83368828
Because it's a different universe.
In star trek there are hundreds of species evolved on all sorts of plantes, in Stargate there is 1 dominant species who uses slaves from 1 planet, and every planet was teraformed for them.

Also startrek supposed to be enlightened past-racist, while Stargate plays now, and we are pretty racist.

>>83367867
>>83368148

I like how a couple of times they alluded to the fact that O'Neil was in fact a veteran operator who'd probably done all kinds of intense black ops shit that they couldn't even really mention on a PG show. It even explains why he's always joking around, all this alien stuff is easy compared to what he used to do.

>>83368827
I hated how they killed off sokar who was supposed to be the baddest dude ever only to replace him with anubis whos practically the same thing and played by the same actor. Like what's the point.

>>83362945
Why the fuck is this guy calling the humans on the other side of the gate aliens???

>>83369620
He had better death than Apophis desu

>>83369701
He has no idea what he is doing

>new series
>set 30 years after sg-1 ended
>the public is aware of stargates, alien races etc.
>earth is a peaceful, enlightened society
>earth is the dominant power in the universe
>has several colonies
>everything is pretty much perfect
>suddenly a new goa'uld lord emerges
>calls himself Allah
>muslims belive him
>start a civil war on earth
>trying to destroy the tau'ri empire from within

that would be based

>>83369150
>>83369275

>Be Amanda Tapping
>Getting older but hot as fuck
>Decides to grow out her hair in the original color brown
>Suddenly looks like an old lady with cats

She could have stayed that hot MILF on tv for years if she hadn't done that.

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>>83369865
yeah, pretty much unrecognizable

>>83369799
>30 years after
> enlightened society
I stopped reading there

>>83369949
You shouldn't have.

>>83368827
Reminder that Ba'al did nothing wrong

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>>83369799
That arc seems familiar.

>>83369948>>83369865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzjoI1OQmgQ
she is worse now

>>83369865
>>83369865
no shit that braided hair in Atlantis was hot as hell.

>>83362945
>first two were 'wrongs'

Stopped watching

watch something actually creative please

Is this franchise dead now? Wasn't there supposed to be some sequel to the movie?

>>83369713
Apophis needed to go out stronger than he did. Didn't he have that super ship of his?

>>83370456
Yeah he did, but they were kicked out of the galaxy by some magic and it was eaten by the replicators

>>83369799
>Alah/Mohamad would be a clone of Baal, with beard

>>83370449
Emmerich wanted a reboot, erasing the series. His Independence Day 2 movie failed so this shit SGreboot plan of his was cancelled.

>>83370816
Thanks God

>>83367567
>t. daquan

leave.

>>83364459
>and now I wanna see the next steps.
You mean the genetic wars and nuclear holocaust?

>>83362945
>shit opinion In 14 Minutes
better watch one of the best episode in 4 minutes: >>83368820

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This ship drops out of hyperspace and slaps your ship girlfriends ass

What do you do?

>>83372534

Is that Thor's hammer?

>>83372603
no you faggot

>>83367117
She was fucking adorable though.
She was so cute until she went batshit.

only the movie and space ship show were good. and the space ship show was ruined by those stupid stones.

>>83372534
I love that ship design.

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>>83364461

>>83367567
True. Torri Higginson was fucking terrible after season one. The show didn't recover until they killed her off.