American Gods; Fuller is a massive faggot edition.

>>83359895

Also, Stormare and McShane and maybe Anderson are the only redeemable qualities this show has.

>>83359895
typical american

you guys are way too uptight about nudity & sexuality

fucking puritan pussies

>>83359895

>fine with tits
>can't handle cocks

CLOSETED

>>83359895
Yeah, this is the first time I saw an erect cock on a tv show, and there were two of them. But neither were displayed in an erotic fashion. The real problem is the extended gay sex scenes.

Episode 5 redeemed the show though.

>>83359926
It's not like I'm watching a show for the writing and character development, right?

>>83359895
The book is even gayer than the show hate it to break it to you. Sounds like you should just give up on it. It's not for you.

>>83359930

I literally said I was bi you dumbass.

>>83359895
If you cant watch one gay sex scene without getting upset then I think you should probably re-evaluate your sexuality anon-kun~

>>83359895
>Should I just stop watching this soft-core gay porn and just read the book ?
Yeah Gaiman is pretty good with a (feminine) pen considering he's a comic book writer. Also Sandman is gold standart for comic book writing.

>>83359966

My problems with this show have to do much more with the gayness. I have a feeling that the overly sexualized undertones can somehow undermine the overall narrative.

>>83359895
>cuts out muh stronk lesbian cavewoman scout and her prehistorical same-sex marriage in favor of some kooky cgi-animation about famine
If anything it's less gay than the book

>>83360118
If you've read the book I dont think it strays too far from anything that happens, the gay scene is still there and nothing else in the show is any more sexual than normal tv? Maybe we're watching a different show or that you need to get that stick out of your ass

>sex scenes in tv shows

ABSOLUTE PLEBBETRY

yes OP drop it like a sack of shit

>>83359895
It was just that one scene you faggot
I had already forgotten about it

>>83360241
I don't think anyone is offended by a simple sex scene in a tv show but when it's a fifteen minute long muslim gay sex scene where he cums in the other muslim guy and his jizz turns the dude into a fucking Djinn I can see why that would be offensive and disgusting to a good amount of people

>>83360222
Most shows don't show an x-ray of a genie shooting his fire jizz into another guys digestive tract.

In fact that's generally only seen in hentai anime.

>>83359947
No one is watching it for the cock. It's just there as an extremely minor part of the show. I bet barely a minute of cock time has elapsed in the show.

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>>83360185
Wait, did they cut the chapter with the paleolithic mammoth hunters drinking urine to trip balls?

when is loke

who is stormare

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>>83360377
>who is stormare
A big guy

>>83360356
Yeah, that was replaced by the cgi scene in todays episode. Its basically just condensed into that 3 minute scene :/

>>83359966
Sorry i dont fetishize the spread of aids or playing with fecal matter.

>>83359938
its kinda cool to see Mr world and media is hot!

>>83360377
Didn't he appear in the first episode, cast as a latino?

>>83359895
o shit, this glorious swedish motherfucker is in this show? picked the fuck up

>>83360334
>I don't think anyone is offended by a simple sex scene in a tv show
They should be

it adds nothing and is purely for the peasants that wouldnt watch it otherwise. Its the lowest level trash all soap operas do.

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>>83360377
> when is loke

Do you know the Kansas City Shuffle?

>>83359966
It was way too graphic.

>>83360355
Then why literally shove cock on everyone's faces? What is the meaning of the scene? What's the purpose of the gay sex scene?

>>83359895
>there have been more cocks in the show than there have been tits.

And this is a problem because....?

>>83360586
It isn't. It takes up an extremely small percentage of both scene duration and physical screen presence. I don't know how else to measure apart from emotional response.

>>83359930
If he was closeted he would like alll the cocks.

>>83359926
Put your pants on Jose.

>>83359930

I'm pretty sure the book did not have this many cocks, if any at all.

>>83359969
Sandman ran out of ideas long before it was over.

>>83360586
>What's the purpose of the gay sex scene?

Pleasure.

>>83360691
The gay muslim sex scene is in the book and outside of that the only other penis has been a dead guy so, its pretty equal so far. Theres a whole bit in the book where shadow see's wednesday railing a teenager but i bet you wont care about that you pedo

>>83360581
That's because you're a little sensitive baby.

>>83360786
Maybe, or maybe it's just because I'm not gay.

>>83360810
I'm neither gay nor a little sensitive baby and I didn't care. Doesn't affect me either way.

>>83360810
That sounds pretty gay logic to me.

>>83360829
If you weren't even a little fazed by seeing a man cum inside another man you're gay.

The gay Muslim scene is literally graphic gay porn with no other express purpose than showing graphic gay porn screen. It doesn't advance the plot. It doesn't tell you anything about these characters except that one hates his job, one just happens to be a cab driving genie, and they both happen to like gay sex.

>>83360850
I wasn't turned on by it. I was objective as anyone needs to be when it comes to kino.

>>83360853
>muh plot

Are you a Marvelfag or a DCuck?

>>83359895
Hasn't been any homosex for two episodes now.

Also, the ifrit gay shit was in the book so lol @ your insecurity.

>>83360906
So you admit that you just want to watch graphic gay sex

Got it

>>83361003
>This is your mind on capeshit

>>83361045
I'm not the one who just said he likes watching graphic gay porn

>>83360766
Also the fat gay floating in space with his cock fully erect and a smile on his face.

For some reason that scene was even more disturbing for me than the gay muslim sex scene.

>>83360850

Why would I be disturbed over two adults having consensual sex?

>>83361108
Yes you are. I didn't even notice it.

>>83361203
I do not know, m'good sir! That homophobic fool is nothing short of a fool! *tips fedora towards your coordinates*

So... Haven't read the book so please only non-book-fags answer.

Is David Bowie/Marilyn Monroe the goddess of what? Entertainment?

Mr. World god of internet?

Skrillex wannabe god of EDM?

Did the slut dead wife turn into the goddess of Nothing, the most powerful god of modernity?

Why do gods live shitty lives and not just use their god powers to rule countries and bath in golden milk?

>>83361259

>Bowie - Media
>Mr. World - Supereme god, represents globalization
>Skrillex - God of technology

>>83361259
>Why do gods live shitty lives and not just use their god powers to rule countries and bath in golden milk?

Because American soil is not fertile to foreign old Gods and their believers have all but died.

It's perfectly natural for straight people to not want to be exposed to gay sex. That's why they're straight.

It's just as natural for gays to be turned off by straight sex.

Anyone who tells you that you're a homophobe just because you don't like watching gay sex is probably gay themselves and they want to convert you

You gays need to cut that out of you ever truly want to be accepted by non gay society. Stop pushing it. You're only 10% of the population

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Is the book as incoherent and disjointed as the show or is it Fuller just being a hack again?

>>83361325
Oh hon, you can get out of the closet now. Things aren't as bad as they used to be.

>>83361325

Funny how it's fine when it's two women, but not okay when it's too men. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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What PlayStation 3 game is this?

>>83361325
It's perfectly normal for puritanical Americucks to not want gay sex but there's nothing inherently offensive about it

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Do you guy think there was an original Mr.World who's got killed or he was Loki from the get go?

>>83361385
>What is artstyle

>>83361282
Is there a modern god of Porn?

>>83361177

That wasn't a "fat gay", it was that guy who got sucked into the nigger god's vagina.

>>83361461
Who was fat... Unless that's not fat by american standards.

>>83361345
Very gay

>>83361367
Also gay

>>83361393
Angry about being gay

>>83360580
he doesn't really look like he's aged all that much since Back to the Future

crazy must keep you young-looking

I've already decided the show isn't worth my time, but there's only three more episodes this season, so I might as well stick it out. Probably won't bother with Season 2. I hate Emily Browning in this. I don't think she's a bad actress, but I don't think her performance fits in with the rest of the show. I feel like she plays her character too smug and funny.

>>83361282
>Mr. World - Supereme god, represents globalization
Not quite,
He's the god of conspiracies. Every and all conspiracy that have emerged in modern times.

>>83361567
Whack don't crack.

>>83361679
She's bearable when she plays with Mad Sweeney.
Otherwise you're right.

>>83361385
This was a really good animation, makes me wonder how much it cost them. YOu often don't see shit like that on TV shows, even fantastical ones. Hannibal had quite a bit of CGI, but no full on animation like this.

>>83361567
>crazy must keep you young-looking
Why do you people call him crazy?

>>83360631
I dont wanna see cocks you prick

>>83361490
he means the 'gay' part faggot

>>83362033
He named the jew Spielberg.

>>83361259
>Why do gods live shitty lives and not just use their god powers to rule countries and bath in golden milk?

The old gods are American incarnations of their old selves. It's like this: America is colonized by people from other countries, who bring their religions and gods with them. But nowadays, they are not worshipped or recognized like they used to be, so their American incarnation (which we see in the show) are reduced to low simple lives, meanwhile the new gods are incredibly strong, hence why Wednesday is trying to gather forces to gain some more ground.


But.... spoilers- Wednesday and Loki (Mr. World) are manufacturing this war, in order to create a massive blood sacrifice to themselves, to gain huge amounts of power just for them

When the fuck does something happen?

>>83361282
>Mr. World - Supereme god, represents globalization

His concept is kinda badly written. If he is the humanity, he should've been oldest of Gods.

>>83361395
From the get go.
It's all a scam.

>>83362042

What has a cock ever done to you, anon? Do you also hate your own dick?

>>83362267
end of season 2

>American god thread
>no webbums of Bilquis tits and her endless vagina
>no webbums of Emily browning

Is tv gay or something

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Honestly can you blame his wife?

>>83362544
I didn't get this, why did she frame the picture when she knew her husband was coming home in a few days?

>>83359895

>single gay sex scene

>countless hetero scenes

>gu...guys, it's getting out hand!

>I'm totally bi guys so i'm not biased!

Congrats on being a massive faggot OP.

>>83362544
Damn, Dane Cook looks like THAT?

>>83362544
>Americans will unironically defend this.
Why do they hate their dicks so much?

>>83362544
That's really no larger than the average black man's penis, and significantly less good looking. So unless Shadow is lacking in that department, I don't know what you're talking about.

>>83362714
a massive scar on the dick is just so aesthetic

>>83362729
Maybe mulattos have smaller penises?

Does Aphrodite appear in the books? Is she a slut?

>>83362639
She didn't, it was a picture of her and Shadow but Shadow had just scrolled through her phone and seen that pic. He was trying to get the image out of his head and it just placed itself there instead of a loving picture of him and his wife

>>83362853
Was it a trick by one of the gods?

>>83362869
Nope, just the ol noggin being a cunt and not forgetting what he wants to forget

>>83359895

Starz is really gay, anon.

>>83362910
>>83362853
>>83362639
Wasnt it one of those diashow frames that is synced with her phone?

>>83359895

I stopped watching the show completely. I don't even mind the gay scenes, and I'm straight. But no amount of cool cinematography is worth the torment of this idiotic story.

I almost didnt make it through the first episode
>opening scene is fucking awesome
>wait wtf its not viking era
>wait wtf whos this shitty actor
>wait wtf this shitty actor is main star
>wait wtf al pachino
>wait wtf al pachino is comedy releif?
>wait wtf old man & young negro sex scene
>wait wtf why is this sex scene so long
>wait wtf is this show a porn
>wait wtf more shitty acting
>wait wtf episodes over?

TLDR; wait wtf is this show

>>83359895
What are you talking about

There was a gay sex scene in the book. Also pussy vore

>>83362647
The hetero scenes are just as bad, i want to watch a show not a fucking porn, my roomate and i are both 25 yr old staright males and are both pretty damn secure in our sexual orientation and it still made me real uncomfotable watching just the hetero sex scene in the first episode. This would be unwatchable with my mom, the sex scenes are so vivid its like they just wanted that shock value which falls short on me, rather then being shocked and intrigued i felt grossed out, fat nasty man and gross negro no thanks, you cucks can enjoy your show

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>>83359895
>bi
>complains about faggots

>>83363528
>This would be unwatchable with my mom

That's on you and your mom more than anything.

>a gay scene hurt my fees fees ! agree with me !

>>83361421
Probably comes under Media.

>>83363528

Did you and your room mate end up making out instead?

>>83363528
Grow up my man

>>83363528

What does you being a prude have to do with your sexual orientation or with the show?

Oh right, fucking nothing.

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I got pretty disinterested when Mr. Nancy went into a BLM speech.

Might catch the series later, but I've got better things to do than get mad at a show I was only half-interested in to begin with.

Personally, I don't care for most of these sorts of pay channel shows and the graphic sex scenes that happen like clockwork once per episode. It (combined with lol trannies) kept me from enjoying Penny Dreadful. I'm hardly a prude, but it instantly takes me out of the narrative.

>>83363813

>brainlet

>>83363813

Who the fuck cares. Not your fucking blog.

>>83363813
Good one /pol/

>>83363761
I need to grow up just because i dont like to watch nigger women grossly fuck old white men in my tvshows for 3 minutes. Its faggots like you making tvshows that rule 34 everything. Why dont you go back and jerk it again to all the gay shit in this show

>>83363870

>Contributing to the discussion is now blogging

Fascinating.

>>83363813
Actually, this show kinda pushes the boundaries quite a bit, more than other shows or movies. The lynching of the black guy, the scene with Stormare were he basically talks about the Shadow's skin color for like 20 min, the cucking of the black guy instead of a white guy (for fucking once) and the black guy himself is not your typical nigger.

So it's all good.

>>83363949

You ain't contributing shit.

>>83363886

To be fair, I'm not convinced by Orlando Jones nor that new scene added. It's topical, which I guess makes it touch a nerve for the American audience, for good and bad. As someone external to it all though; doesn't really work.

His next appearances have a lot to prove for that interpretation to come to fruition.

>>83363933
You need to grow up because no one cares about your shit opinion in here
Learn how to deal with things that hurt your fees fees

>>83363528
you can't be that secure if it made you uncomfortable

>>83363966

I'm reserving judgement until the show is finished. Or at least the first season. But I'm willing to accept that I may not be in the show's demographic.

>>83359895
I can tell you just watched episode 3; skip the gay djinn part.

>>83364339
Show is going to be up for 3 seasons max anyway, unless they decide to continue beyond the book.

>>83362544
BWC

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>>83359895
Why don't you just end yourself already?

>>83361203
because its disgusting you fucking trash

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>>83361282
I think Mr World is the god of globalization, capitalism and consumerism, Media Bowie is the god of telecommunication such as TV and the edgy skrillex is the god of the digital era, internet etc

When will Anansi appear again?

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>>83363966
this guy here uses his brains not like >>83359895

>>83361395
Well Loki is the god of deceit and lies, and he is pretty good at shapeshifting

>>83367043
Found the puritan virgin.

This show really has the faggot defense force out in full force

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my only complaint is that hannibal couldn't be as gay and crazy as this show, i miss it so much ;_;
based mads when?

>>83367893
It really forced the faggot defense force to go out in full force

>le feel when no le wacky oh-so-candid-and-self-aware depressed manic pixie gf
hold me, /b/ros

this show sucks ass the most interesting thing so far was the animation at the beginning of this last episode and it only lasted like 5 minutes

>>83359966
>if you hate seeing people getting stabbed, it secretly means you like getting stabbed

>>83368388
>if you hate seeing people getting stabbed with a meat-sword, it secretly means you like getting poz'd
sounds about right

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I don't know how people are confused I mean he was pretty >low key.