Add -ing in a movie title and rewrite the story accordingly

>>83359129
>Ferris Bueller's day offing. - highschooler goes on a gun rampage

>>83359129
Jurassic parking. Old people try to park in tight spots with hilarious effects.

>Fasting and Furious. Vin Diesel is hungry and not happy about it

Vin diesel and rock are hungry and race for a cheez burger

>Wondering Woman

A Jewess contemplates why third world teenage boys care about comic book movies to spend their free time giving free advertising

Nope

>>83359282
Why?

>stretch marks at that age and in the very tits
JUST

>>83359282
Fight Clubing

Iggy Pop vs Zombies

>>83359129
Who is this Goddess?

>baywatching
Some guy secretly watches lifeguards and masturbates

>>83359403
that is literally my inevitable biopic

>Staring Wars
The stormtroopers still believe those are the droids they are looking for, so their leader and Obi Wan keep playing mindgames for 2 hours.

Smoking and the Bandit.
Sheriff tries to quit cigarettes while chasing an armed robber.

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>>83359167
>>83359170
>>83359196

>>83360409
what an odd time to give up

the foot fisting way

a man learns how to fist with his foot

rated nc-17

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>>83360473
It's always the wrong time.

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>Gravitying
Same movie
>Lording of the Ring
also the same
>Hering
movie about a fish
>backing to the future
same again

>>83359196
Vin diesel plays mohamed during ramadan and gets in all kinds of whacky situations

>>83359418
Kek.

>>83359129
Who is this cutie?

>Memories of Murdering.
Narrated in the POV of the killer.

No Country For Old Mening

A movie about how the Dutchs have come to terms with the ways of the new status quo and the old tradional opinions and views are thrown away.

a dystopian thriller.

Dogging Day Afternoon

Pacino spends a hot summer afternoon on a highway parkin place watching Cazale get fucked in his newly acquired trans pucci by random motorists.

>Casting away

A movie about fly fishing and loss.

> moonlighting
We go through on a journey with a gay black man who gets pat time jobs to keep afloat.

>La La Landing
Sequel to an Oscar winning film, we see later life of Emma Stone character who quits chasing a dream and decides to marry a rich producer.

>>83359129
who is this balls player?

>Ming

A documentary about the life of Yao Ming

Dr. Noing

In this never before seen James Bond movie, Sir Sean Connery fights a asian superprofessor.

>>83359395
madison beer

>The stinging

A horror movie about bees

But what is your policy on replacing

>>83359170
>>83359196
Well memed

>>83360652
can a delorean do 88mph while doing reverse though

>Dieing Hard

A poorly translated Chinese film about dying with an erection.

>star wars: attack of the cloning
It's basically the episode of athf with the clone machine but with lightsabers

>>83359368
>implying stretch marks have anything to do with age
>implying most women don't have stretch marks on their tits

virgin detected

>>83359368
Literally all that means is she went from no tits to those very quickly you stupid virgin

>>83359129
>yuge stretchmarks on bewbs
JUST

>>83360972

Well played anon.

Pacific Rimming - american soldier Raleigh meets Mako, japanese girl who introduces him a different way of making love

>>83361153
I think I've seen this one.

>Finding Private Ryaning

A group of Norwegian soldiers undertake a mission to find their lost fellow in France after D-Day but mostly end up dying because no-one in the allied forces gives a shit about expat Norwegian soldiers in 1944.

>>83361059
Kek

>>83361106
>The beauty and the beasting
a film about the brutal rape of Emma Watson

>Gone girling
a kino about a family man who can't stop visiting hookers

>black fishing
A policeman specialised in entrapping black drug dealers

>>83361153
My sides

>>Inget Shorty.
It's about a midget working in a steel mill.

>>Petering Pan
It's about having sex with a satyr.

>>Dieing Hard
The terrifying story about what happens when the Viagra gives you an erection for more than 4 hours

>Entering The Dragon
Russian dildo porn

>>83361060
So basicaly a David Carradine biopic?

>The Happeninging

All over the country people begin killing themselves when they get too close to DVD copies of The Happening (2008)

World War Zing

An every man for himself battle of comedians.

The Godfathering 2

Freddie, Jason, Alien, Predator, the Living Dead and Dracula join forces to stop a child being christened in this most exciting B-movie sequel of all time.

>>83359376
Or
Fighting Club
Just like Fight Club but set in ye olde days

>The Ironing Giant

A boy discovers the meaning of friendship and sacrifice as he begins his journey to become an ironing board mogul.

Jacking Reacher
Tom Cruise visits John Travolta in his massage parlor.

>>83360994
You da real mvp

>>83359129
>Backing to the future
A 2030 documentary telling the story of the world's longest crounfunding campaign, Star Citizen, set to realease April 2031

Straighting Out Compton

One teachers fight for turning urban teens from a life of crime.

I asked my mum and she said,
"How about 'Orange is The New Blacking'
they paint oranges black, but then decide to paint over them in orange!"

>The thinging
Myke tison wins a singing competition

>>83359129
DAS (data acquisition system) booting : an instructional video for college compsci students in the 70ies provided by IBM.

>Harrying Potter

Set in Staffordshire, a 19th century British nobleman takes umbrage at his tennant's wooing of his younger sister, so he sets out with mounted retainers and dogs to administer justice to the randy kiln worker in true medieval fashion.

Straighting outta Compton - Easy-D, a young black male decides to abandon his homosexual lifestyle from Compton, LA.

>>83359129
>Ming
The unrealeased Fritz Lang's period drama about the famous chinese dynasty

>>83361394

The Thinging (2011)

He wins his first competition. Mike Tyson is fully CGI.

>>83361374
That's not a movie. You're mom is retarded.

>>83361431

Read the thread anon

>>83359368
>stretch marks at that age
You get stretch marks during growth spurts.

>Karate Kidding

Old and perverted "Master" Miyagi tricks innocent children into joining his fake karate school

Staring Wars

A drama about actors competing for the same roles.

Reservoir Dogging
A young European couple tries to find the most uncommon spot to fuck

>Theing Thing

Wiling away the time in a burning antarctic laboratory, two alien organisms, one black and the other white, ponder the question of their individuality in a parasitic existence predicated on cellular division while coming to odds over whether they were created by the passing of the whiskey bottle or in the outbuilding and who came first - Theing or Thing?.

>Topping Gun
A battle between two soldiers each bringing a bigger firearm

>Pulping Fiction

An idealistic computer scientist goes on a crusade to physically destroy all fiction novels in existence in the belief that all stories are essentially pornographic - they're expected to be there but they're not supposed to be good.

>>83361443
She literally is

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>>83359418

Apocalypse Nowing

In 1970 Vietnam, Captain Willard (Martin · Kissy En) upstream hallucinations, seized and taken a colossal Kurt (Marlon Brand), once a promising official took a dangerous journey, he totally It is said to have been crazy. Street smart kids on the naval patrol boat, air cavalry (Robert Duvall) to the heart of the darkness, full of company of obsessed surfing and crazy freelance photographer (Dennis Hopper).

>>83359418
unexpected anon and that is the base of all comedy 10/10

>Schindler's Listing

An elderly New Yorker pursues a one-man war against the municipal administration in an effort to get his name back in the phone book after an accidental deletion.

>Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodoming

A young man named Rick Salò gets lost during his tour of rural China, and is forced to stay in the village of Sodoming, helping out the local rice farmers, along with some Shaolin Monks. He learns a little more about life in the process.

>Man in Blacking

Story about two white guys getting into gay interracial porn industry

Florence Fostering Jenkins
>she gives up singing to nurture orphans

Singing in the raining
>Gene Kelly & company on Noah's Ark

Gaming of thrones
>Westeros gets its first casino

>The Stinging

A former cop take up shop as a mad prophet and tries to warn his fellow metropolitan dwellers of vespidian horrors from beyond the stars while clutching a newly grown boil on his cheek and complaining: "The stinging! It stings!"

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>>83362019

Indiana Jonesing

Harrison Ford smokes some weed and is hungry as fuck for some grub.

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The Happeninging

a paranormal flick made by M. Night, but now with TWO twists

me on the right

>The Mastering

A musical group composed of former sailors has to contend with a record producer's strong opinions and religious charisma.

>Con Airing
Documentary about Netflix

>Die Harding
Biopic about the life of President Harding

>Black Hawking Down
Thriller about the murder on a world famous black physicist who just can't shut up about black holes

>Hellboeing
Corporate thriller about a demon in charge of Boeing

full metal jacking

some kind of transformers porn parody

>The Ringing
There is an urban legend about a cursed videotape.
The legend goes that if one watches said tape, seven days later a ghost will come out of their tv screen and forcibly give them cold ghostly analigus.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COhrE0aW_tk
r8 my gf

>Boy Hooding
Story of 5th grade honor role student Jrevon Martin who dies defending a gay Muslim-Mexican against an evil racist white guy.

>>83360652
>Lording of the Ring
>not Lord of the Ringings

>>83362604
kek

>>83359129
>Kung Pow: Enter the Fisting
Exactly the same, but Betty's pyramidal buttons (?) are located inside his anus.

Edging of Tomorrow
Tom Cruise attempts to fuck Emily Blunt but every time he's about to cum the day restarts again.

Theing Thing
An arctic research base faces disaster as they all get killed one by one after an.epidemic of mocking Childs' speech impediment.

>The Thinging
The alien from the Thing gets loose in a major city. The movie is from the alien's perspective.

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>motherfucker birthday

Emoji Moving
Sad story about pixel people dying one by one as a phone battery dies.

Dune-ing

young Paul Atreides gets to spend his space vacation on Arakis snorting exotic spice and riding giant worms

>>83361249
>World War Zing
>Sheldon's catchphrase "bazinga" drives people insane and the world has become a dystopian wasteland where people fight with variations of Bazinga, the true word having been lost to the ages
>One man, rumored to be Jim Parsons' descendants, embarks on a quest to find the original wording so he can end the World War Zing

>The Seventh Sealing
A man seeks answers about his apartement, his taxes, and the existence of hig neighbours as he uncovers a seventh floor in his 6-story building, which is apparently where the Grim Reaper plays chess during epidemics.

Marying Poppins

A shy butler is setup on blind date with a school teacher but on the way to the date he gets mugged and must learn karate to safe his college from being torndown by an evil alien invasion force hellbent on taking over a'small town

>>83363134
>riding giant worms
I bet he did, that faggot

>Ben Huring
Ben is a NEET who pretends to be retarded on the internet. Or does he?

>Starring Wars

Human personifications of every major war are stars in a sitcon
World War II is the main character
Cold war is a compulsive lyiar, always telling people exagerated stories to impress them
Vietnam War is pretty much always high and can't do anything right

Please help me out here, I suck at history

Slam Dunking Ernest

A janitor gets teased by a group of African Americans because he can't play hoops so he takes it upon himself to prove them wrong by switching consciousness with a Spalding basketball and leading his new found friends to victory with his face

>>83359129
impressive.

>>83361835
10/10 would watch

>>83361374
Your mum knows what blacking is. She had to think of that shitty premise on the fly so you wouldn't find out about all the negro trains she had run on her

>American History Xing

The (true) story of Bao Xing Liu and the events that occured in and around his father's store during the '92 LA riots. Basically the same movie.

>>83359129

Kill Billing

A woman gets a notification about a 4 year old bill with interest. Having lost the prove that she already paid it she must find her old accountant team to settle the score.

>baywatching
>movie about the yearly emerald bay piss contest

The Hunting

Five scandinavian men are horrified to find one of their friends to be a pedophile, operating his underground child pornography ring from his job as a kindergart teacher. After a confrontation, he holes up in his house while they embark in a reverse-Rambo-esque journey to stop him.

I would watch this movie

There are a lot of movies in this thread I would watch.
Does this mean I'm retarded or that Hollywood has gone to shit?

>>83359129
I googled this girl and I was not disappointed..

>the thinning red line
A 40 year old ginger man coming to grips with his baldness

>pulping fiction
Lies the orange juice industry tells you and congress about pulp in order to save billions from having to remove the dangerous substance from your morning beverage.

>toying story
Use your imagination

>die Harding
A german biopic about the controversial 29th president of the United States, his death, and his legacy

>la la landing
Apollo 13 remake with a slightly more comical tone

>inside outing
A complex and suffocating drama about a wife and husband realizing, over the course of 6 hours in a day spent entirely in their home together, that they no longer love each other. Shot entirely in first person view and with a soundtrack consisting only of intermittent punches of single piano keys, the film leaves the viewer feeling empty and lonely.

>The Falling
Artsy short film of a guy falling off a bridge in slow motion

>House of Carting
The White House is a Karting Club.

>Borther bearing

A woman is raped by her father and become pregnant with her son/brother

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>>83360652
>Hering

>>83361299
BAAHH-HA-HA-HA

>>83359167
Fpbp

>>83361789
Are you using a shitty translator or did you just have a stroke?
English is not your thing.

>>83364701
nice

>>83365338
the joke --->

your head

>>Die Harding
Nancy Kerrigan gets revenge.

>>83362978
winning entry

50 Shades of Greying

A Richard Linklater film made over the course of 20 years that follows Michael Fassbender as he grows older and older.

>>83359129
Loganing

a conservative dude named logan trying to fit with times

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The Gooding, The Bad, and The Ugly

the dark knighting

queen of england runs out at night with a hood on and a sword to knight unaware people

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>>83361249
>>83363196

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>>83361394
>>83361441

Mading Max
>Extremely low-budget Chinese rip-off of Mad Max
>The Wolfing of Wall Street
A team of obese businessmen go to an all-you-can-eat buffet and spend three hours eating ludicrous amounts of food, drinking booze, and doing drugs. The film is in real-time.
>Shindler's Listing
A comedy mockumentary about the making of Schindler's List and the director's struggle to get the best dramatic performances and top the charts.

Starshipping Troopers - fedex in space

>>83361228
>Dieing Hard
Kek

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Is it normal in america to lick your girlfriend's period in public?

>>83366593
Regular transfusions of the blood of a younger, physically fit donor can significantly retard the aging process.

First blooding - A wandering Vietnam-war veteran John Rambo is denied access to a small rural town Hope, Washington. Through ptsd induced flashbacks triggered by the towns policemen Rambo begins his rampage of breaking the hymen of every virgin in the town.

>>83359403
litty

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>kangaroo jacking

Bbc documentary on fapping practice of the Aussie mammals

>>83366760
source

>>83366760
fucking blood boy

>>83366593
wtf is he doing?

The shininging

A mythical creature known only as the shininging comes back to pray on a group of unsuspecting college teens on spring break. They are all named johnny, with the phrase "heres johnny" being shoehorned in whereever possible

Cranking.
Jason Statham has to fap or he dies

The Dark Knight Rising
Batman gets a boner and fuck bane

>Raning
An elderly teacher decides to split up his grammar education learning centers between his three sons, but when he needs to learn how to speak in the present tense his eldest son refuses to admit him unless he pays tuition fees. Filled with rage he leaves and tries to go to the learning center his other son runs, but he too asks for tuition. The old teacher is left to wander the world in anguish at not being able to speak in the present tense. Finally, the father finds his youngest son, who opposed the decision to give up the grammar learning centers, who agrees to home school his father.

>Blacked Coming
what would it be about guys

>>83363075
underrated post

>>83359129
>crusty looking pits
DROPPED

>Moonlighting

A movie about a gay black drug dealer who moonlights as a hooker in Miami.

>>83369738
Just texture on the skin. They have to shave there all the time. I know that some are smoother but you'd kind of have to be a turbovirgin to think that this is a problem.

>>83361095
not the alleged virgin, but ive been with 4 women so far(19) and NONE of them had stretch marks.

>>83359129
The Conjuringing

double conjurers

Trainingspotting
Me watching girls do yoga on the lawn outside my office.

>>83359418
kek'd

>>83362019
>>83362072
i see what you did there

>>83364701
>A complex and suffocating drama about a wife and husband realizing, over the course of 6 hours in a day spent entirely in their home together, that they no longer love each other. Shot entirely in first person view and with a soundtrack consisting only of intermittent punches of single piano keys, the film leaves the viewer feeling empty and lonely.
I'm going to make this movie and you're not going to see one penny from it.

>>83359129
those are some hot veins on her right teet

>>83361222
>a film about the brutal rape by Emma Watson

>The Browning Bunny
One mammal's journey from winter to summer
>The Ringing
A car thief terrorizes his victim by calling the latter's house from the car phone
>Being Cool
Lifestyle tips from Michael Cera

>>83361228
inget is wrong, but it made me laugh like a retard

>dude where's my caring
Guy realizes he no longer gives a shit about anything and becomes nihilistic

>>83362621
wow I'll never touch something as gorgeous as that

>>83362621
thought she was cute until she did that gay little dance, at that point i would have reached over the table and broken her neck with my bare hands

>>83360652
>>Hering
>movie about a fish

my sides

>Peting Semetary

not sure about the plot tho

Rooming
Sullying
Upstream Coloring
God Blessing America
Milking
Hungering
Interviewing
Death Proofing
Match Pointing
Crashing
Sawing
Blowing
Heating
Sister Acting
Doing the Right Thing
Raining Man
Echo Parking
The Jerking
Midnight Expressing
Networking
Guessing Who’s Coming to Dinner
Late Springing