APLOGI- oh wait.

there have been so many movies and showssince the 70s about super powered or even normal women in skirts beating up bad guys. why is this all of a sudden some sort of watershed feminist film?

>>83357849
Why is The Guardian always so gay?
>that's a leg! It's porn!

>>83357901
Yeah I don't get it. What glass ceiling is being smashed?

>>83357924

WTF a glass ceiling would be involved here. fucking SJW, how do they work ?

File: tmp_27928-14654577496821343759249.jpg (38KB, 452x611px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 452x611px

>>83357849
>The Guardian

Literally Metro tier except the The Metro is at least free

>>83357849
So are going to get like 40 threads a day with DCfags telling us how good it is while posting pictures of buff dudes?

>>83357901
Fem director, overt feminist agenda.

>>83357849
THIS ISN"T PART OF THE NARRATIVE AT ALL

>>83357849
Look! It's a paid Disney critic!

File: ngbbs48d83e24b629e.jpg (94KB, 592x444px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 592x444px

>critics

>>83357849
>weaponised Smurfette
What did they mean by that?

what the fuck is wrong with DC?

>>83357849
Are they implying there is something wrong with a weaponised Smurfette?

MISOGYNY MISOGYNY KILL ALL MEN MISOGYNY

Damn is ISIS reviewing films now?

File: 1476744060231.jpg (46KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 640x480px

>>83357849
>Grauniad

Just imagine the reviewer gearing up to bash another DC movie, having had this review ready to post for weeks, only to discover after posting it that actually other critics liked this movie and they missed the memo.

File: dd3.png (143KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 600x600px

>>83357849
Wait so do they want female leads or not?

>>83357849
The disney shills are on fire.

>>83357901
Because they pretend it's new and shocking every single time.

File: 1467168116096.png (2MB, 1804x1824px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1804x1824px

>>83357849
>The """"""""""Grauniad""""""""

>>83357922
>why doesn't a newspaper from an islamic country approve of haram acts?
truly a mystery for the ages

>>83357849
Huh? I thought The Guardian is left-wing?

>>83357849
Maybe they would love fat as shit Wonder Woman who smashes patriarchy only by earthshaking screaming.

>>83358508
Yeah, the difference is there are people who are willingly going to accept literal shit because it agrees with their ideology and then there are people who just want genuinely good action blockbusters with female characters that aren't poorly acted.

>>83357849
Smurfette? What's that mean?

>>83358778
a female space marine of the ultramarines chapter. Basically they're saying that wonder woman has been reduced to a canonical inconsistency that divides the entirety of the community and invite divisive vitriole from both sides of the arguement
just kidding, you're actually a fucking idiot

>>83357992
The Metro isn't horribly biased and pseudointellectual though. Pretty alright paper

>>83358887
LAST NIGHT PRIMARCH GUILLIMAN HAD TWO GENDERS FOR HIS SPACEMARINES, TWO GENDERS!

>>83357849
>weaponized Smurfette
Was she not a weapon already?

>>83358887
>>83358925

If I could have an Alpha Legion primarch for every gender...

>>83359483
heh
clever

File: 1479299669991.png (268KB, 389x581px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 389x581px

>>83358582
This is actual cancer...

>>83358914
Yeah, I pick it up everytime I take a train into london.

>>83357849
Wait, The Guardian DIDN'T like "Girl Power: The Movie"? They once literally ran an article titled "Are you too white to be a feminist?", I thought they would be all over this.

>>83357849
>critic sjw is angry the movie wasn't full of full blown sjw themes

>>83359603
That's what makes me think that its actually an honest review.

File: trash.jpg (28KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 300x300px

>>83357849
>try to pander to SJWs
>SJW backlash

it's like pottery, when will hollywood learn ?

>>83357849
glib facsimile

>>83357849
Movie must be good if The Guardian hates it then. I'm sold! bough 4 tickets.

>>83357849
>the only outlet that hates it is the guardian
So it's great, good to know

>>83357849
>if it's bad it's because feminism done wrong
>if it's good it's because feminism done right
Can't these fucking critics take off their ideological lenses when reviewing films?

are people in this thread actually offended by the low rating ?

you people are actually liking this shit ? like some of you are hyped to see this new pile of shit of a movie ?

are you guys like 11 ?

>>83361600
>reddit spacing
Like clockwork

File: HillDawggetdown.gif (3MB, 500x282px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 500x282px

Finally women are getting the respect long withheld from them by abusive male hogs

>>83361663
>>83361663
>spacing between lines somehow a new concept
Of all the stupid shit nu-/pol/ tries to pull to act like they belong this one buttflusters me the hardest

>>83357849
The Synagogue ceiling remains intact, as a White actress has not been allowed to play a canonically White character.

>>83359814
Who are you quoting?

>>83361663

never been on reddit, never posted on reddit, been typing like this on here since 2007 get told since 2013-2014 about reddit spacing, despite having no idea what that means, i guess you on the other end know what reddit spacing means, so that would mean you are an actual redditor ?

now seriously do you enjoy capeshit movie, where you hyped for wonderwoman (lmao) ? are you older than 9 ?

>>83358729
HELLO Disney Marvel

Is The Guardian the shittest mainstream media outlet in existence?

>>83361822
Huffington Post and the Independent are both worse by a country mile. The Guardian is fine as long as you avoid the opinion section.

>>83361822
No. The Guardian has merit as a comedy routine. A lot don't even have that.

File: p5462zzeck0z[1].jpg (144KB, 800x633px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 800x633px

>>83357849

>>83357901
Replaceable glass ceiling based feminist economy. Breaking a glass ceiling once only benefits the first to do it. But if you repeatedly break a fake glass ceiling you can write an infinite number of articles about it and pretend feminist journalists have something to write about.

Finally, after decades of savage oppression women get represented in cinema. I'm literally having tears in my arse right now.

A lot of people fail to realise that many consumers can't be placated or satisfied. For them it's not about reaching a certain point, it's more about always finding a problem

For example, you can't satisfy feminists by having a female character who is sexually liberated and kills baddies. Some might think that's empowering, but just as many will say it's exploitation. Both would probably say there's nothing wrong with dressing like a slut, but for some reason you can't depict a female character who does, even while both would also say they want realistic female characters

File: aged_wb20150419025656810697.jpg (26KB, 361x361px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 361x361px

>>83358582
Dude..

File: JUST MAKE IT STOP.jpg (137KB, 898x627px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 898x627px

>>83358582
Post modernism was a mistake

File: Nazi Feel Desert Fox.jpg (104KB, 566x677px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 566x677px

>>83358582
>Hitler's world may not be so far away

>>83357922
>>83358657
take your /pol/ shit and shove it!

hah hah, just kidding, they've gotta pay the jizya there now.

>>83359596
yeah same mate

File: 1454377590605.png (602KB, 963x720px) Image search: [Google]

602KB, 963x720px

>>83361709
Is this the robot dance?

>>83358582
Wow. These are the depths to which Mousecucks are prepared to sink. Pretty fucking sad.

>>83359603
They can see it doesn't align with their bullshit, which probably means they're upset that it's less about their cancerous version of feminism, which isn't about empowering the feminine but more about emasculating males, and more in line with real equality and values they consider "toxic."

In other words, they're probably livid over Wonder Woman not being played by trans Laotian/African "female" in a burka and Steve Trevor isn't xir transitioning love interest.

>>83362477
>Post modernism was a mistake
I'm cleaning my room today

>>83362477
>15000 dollars for speaking for 2 hours
I wish I was a professor

>>83358582
Osama Bin Laden was right, we do have too much freedom.

>>83364661
You're now in a watch-list, congrats bro.

>>83357849

So

Snyderverse are now Smurfetteverse?

>>83357849

>weaponised smurfette

Kind of redundant don't you think? Smurfette was created by Gargamel to lure the smurfs into a trap

>>83364568
If you have something worth saying or are a person people want to hear speaking, why àcting like it's much?

>>83362615
most buses in my area have a built in Metro freebie stand. I got on the bus the other day and tried to take a free copy but there were these two yobs standing in front of the stand having an argument, calling each other cunts and whatnot... so I didn't. ;_;

>>83364418
I just got done vacuuming the apartment. Better than nothing

Some people just literally cannot be satisfied.

>graudiad tranny/faggot/lesbian hacks expecting muh strong female new breed of capeshit movie
>2/5

LOL

>>83364568
400000 for speaking an hour is better, desu. Make better wishes.

>>83362304
We should really just start mass public executions of these people.

>>83362009
underrated post
feminism is in permanent revolution

>>83365025
>micro-penis /r/thedonald racist DCuck too frightened to pick up a copy of his newspaper because there are some people having a conversation nearby

>>83357901
>why is this all of a sudden some sort of watershed feminist film?
Because the marketing is contingent on people believing it is.

>>83362009
absolutely nailed it