>that guy who leaves his watermelons half eaten on the seats

I'd be mad at you, but the guy's name is "Kolton"? and he tweeted about it? Fuck that guy.

>he doesnt bait robert with some watamelone for extra crab legs

>Gallagher in his off-time

tfw watermelon makes me piss

Watermelons are great kino food, you get to keep your hands dry because it comes in its own bowl and afterward you can let your falcon knead its claws on the rind

>>83349212
not certain it's niggers because they're at a decent AMC With the recliners

and the watermelons are intact

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The best part of watermelon is the pink and white part near the rinds.

Prove me wrong.

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>>83349380
does anyone actually think this is funny?

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>>83349212
1) Are you a nigger?
2) Did your girl sneak it into the theater in a giant purse?
3) If 2=Yes, is this just a big purse she happens to own, or is it a special designated watermelons at the movie purse?

black people smdh

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>>83349399
>he doesn't eat the rinds

>>83349212
That's rude, you're just taunting Robert at this point.

Why the fuck did they replace misting sprayers with those useless tables

>>83349212
and here i though people didnt really do those "life hacks"

>>83349427
They just hide it in their gums.

>>83349414
The part with the falcon was kind of funny. Maybe if the rest of the joke was more in that tone.

If it weren't for us making a mess and leaving our trash behind after movie, you fucking cinema wage slaves would be out a of fucking job. Be grateful that we're considerate enough to leave a big pile of trash, so that you can keep your job picking up trash. Fucking ungrateful subhumans.

You are a disgrace

>>83349447
The rinds of the watermelon has Arginine which boosts nitric oxide to help your boners

>>83349427

1) Am I more manly than you? Yes
2) I tucked it in my crotch. Funny how nobody seemed to notice
3) see 2

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>>83349726
>Eating essentially a giant bowl of sugar while watching Hollywood pablum is manly

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>>83349284
I know the whole crab legs thing is a meme, but they really are the best theater food. The local cinemark is right next to pic related and they do all you can eat crabbers on wednesdays. Here's the thing tho, once they thaw the crabs they can't refreeze them so if its not particularly busy that night they end up throwing out a good amount of perfectly fine legs. Also, most of the idiots around here have no idea how to properly clean a crab so they end up throwing away half the meat too.

So what we do is hit up the dumpster around 4 am and see what kind of goodies we get. Then we usually come back to the theater and set up shop on the side. We resteam with a coleman portable stove and then use an old popcorn tub to sneak them in through the side door that we prop open. And no, we don't leave the scraps on the floor.

>>83349414yeah, I chuckled at the falcon kneading his claws on the rind because it was unexpected and a fun mental image. If you don't like kinodome posting, you should probably find a discussion board more your speed. Your pic related might suit you nicely.

Is this a regional thing? Because I pass around my sex melon at the theater when I'm done with it, but we don't eat it.

>>83349212
What the fuck they didn't even finish the fucking melons. Fucking cunts.

Also boo hoo I get to pick this fruit and put it in the fucking trash in 2 seconds, my job is so harddd

>>83350220
I used to work at a theater. It's worth picking up a watermelon considering it's pretty common to find money on the floor. Found a wad of cash that ended up being 400 bucks once

Why is he complaining about having to clean that up. It's pretty easy to throw a watermelon in a trash can.

>>83349212
>complaining
easiest shit to clean i've ever seen you fucking kinomonkey

>>83349399
Damn, 2010's 4chan memes are the worst

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>TFW I saw some dude eating avacados at a movie

Totally pissed my falcon off

>>83350517
i just ate an avocado, AAMA

they are god tier

>>83350584

Leave me alone, weirdo.

>>83351043
ill havea fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>83349488
>be asian
>gather a 2 dozen friends from one of your school clubs
>go to costco, get 48 cans of imitation coca-cola for 15 cents a can
>clip out 60 coupons in the local newspaper and use them to buy 2 dozen hamburgers from the local fast food establishment
>smuggle all this into premiere night showing of summer blockbuster (tickets were purchased 6 months in advance via obscure internet discount deal) and seats have been reserved by 3 members of group who have been in line for many hours, but no time was wasted because everyone brought their homework
>group arrives just in time for opening credits, pass out hot smelly food and soda to everyone in the middle of completely full cramped modern theatre
>eat loudly and with no regard for any other person. smells of cheese and hot red meat travel throughout the theatre.
>crack open a fresh discount soda can at inappropriate time blocking important dialogue x 36 cans
>enjoy very good savings on productive evening at expense of every other person who went to see the film

>>83349414
I liked it.

>>83349414
yeah it was mildly amusing
maybe you should take your own advice

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>>83351174
literally lol

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>>83349212
>Americans

>>83351399
how?

>>83349363
I'm pretty sure water and foods containing significant amounts of water make all of us piss.

Except for me. lmao urinary system having plebs

>>83351584
When you live on burgers and beer you have to learn how to have fun with bathroom time.

USA USA USA