Was this gay?

>>83347448

It was pretty gay

>>83347448
Homoerotical. Not the same.

>>83347448
Is OP gay? Same answer for both

>Right, let's get this interview with the vampire started.

Stopped watching right at the start after that.

>>83347448
it's pretty gay, but that doesn't mean it can't be kino.

>>83347448
If you own the DVD, under special features they show the entire cast and crew in unison saying "no homo" at the very end of the entire production.

Tom Cruise was nowhere to be found.

>>83347448
This movie made me feel like total shit, on the level of Oldboy and Requiem for a Dream

>>83347448
All vampire movies are gay

>>83347448
vampires can't be gay dumass

>>83349189
Why?

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>>83349263

It was a pure man love

Yeah it was gay

>>83347529
Mega gay, for back in the day. But that's all changed, in a big, gay way. Woundnt you say?

>>83347448
literal western yaoi fanfic

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>>83349218
Don't mind me. The only not-gay vampire kino.

>>83347448
Not gay at all in any aspect. Pure philia, same as Master and Commander. Certain types of people have trouble understanding.

>>83347529
No, it wasn't.
>>83347537
It wasn't homo-erotic either.
>>83347552
This approaches truth.
>>83347706
It's not gay.
>>83349088
This is false.
>>83349218
False. This one isn't.
>>83349263
This guy knows.
>>83349285
Think about it.
>>83349347
This.
>>83349445
No, it wasn't gay.
>>83349456
It wasn't gay at all much less "mega gay".
>>83349466
Nothing to do with yaoi.
>>83349508
Interview with the Vampire isn't gay.

>>83351325
AUTISM

>>83347448
Not as gay as the book. I'm pretty sure there's a scene in it where Pitt straight up blows Banderas off.

>>83347448
>Hurr Durr
>I'm a moooooonsteeeerrr!!!
>Baaawwww

OK, so just sun yourself

>>83347448

Early erection status says no.

>>83351482
I have submitted to psychiatric assessment and have not been diagnosed with autism or Asperger's syndrome. This has nothing to do with the solid fact that Interview with the Vampire is not gay.

>>83351869
vampires in the books can't even get hard

>>83352091
I liked the movie but it's pretty gay, this thread would be even worst if we post captions from the movie.

>>83352158
I liked the movie as well and it's not gay and neither am I and I'm also not autistic and two out of three of these facts have been verified by psychiatric assessment.

>>83347448
Very

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>>83353524
Ahem.

>>83349508
that movie was a pile of shit and since swinton looks like a man it was definitely gay.

>>83347448
almost as gay as Top Gun

so pretty, pretty, pretty fucking gay

Anne Rice is the equivalent to a modern yaoi fangirl. Of course it's gay.

>>83353663
Swinton it's really hot and you sir are objectively wrong about that, never watched the movie tough, probably gay.

>>83353797
t. homo

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>>83353811
She's David Bowie with tits, there's no way that isn't hot.

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>>83353896
One of my first faps was to Swinton in The Beach

None of the posters in this thread are gay and neither is Interview with the Vampire.

they hung out with a forever loli vampire and neither of them tapped that
yes it was gay

It should be called 'interview with a vampire'.

'The' implies there's only one vampire.

>>83358365
interview with the vampire he was interviewing

>>83347448
kinda'

Remember when Antonio Banderas was a fourteen-year old red-headed angelic Russian boy

>>83347448
Gay AND pedo as fuck

>>83347448
Kinda gay. and GLORIOUS!!

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>>83347448
Best vampire movie coming through

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>>83360941
jesus FUCK Tom is a manlet!

>>83347448
I think we're all forgetting about perma-vampire loli Kirsten Dunst which makes the movie kino.

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>>83347448
>be kid
>watch this

>>83364166
And?

>>83347448
this is the only vampire movie I can tolerate.

Lestat isn't even a faggot in the books.

I felt cucked when Dunst kissed Brad Pitt, she was my crush when I was a kid.

No I'm a full time cuck.

>>83351325
go fuck yourself in your prolapsed asshole, massposter

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>>83364762
What about Nosferatu both versions, Dracula Bela and Lee versions? Pleb..

>>83364892
I dont care.

>>83347448
It is very homoerotic but it's a good movie.

Also it was called 'Interview With A Vampire' back when I watched it.

>>83352093
Exactly. A vampires penis is present, but non-working. Like a network card without the appropriate driver.

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>>83366292
>Also it was called 'Interview With A Vampire' back when I watched it.
No it wasn't

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>>83347448
>show any kind of bond between men
>'lmao its gay'

men can love and become enraptured with other men without it being sexual, the Aubrey/Maturin books are good examples of this.

>>83360941
I dont know why I miss Christian Slater.

>>83366804
It was kinda gay in this case though.

>>83351325
t. Tom Cruise

>>83366950
Broken Arrow was pretty fantastic

>>83347448
vampirism is an allegory for sexual perversion

>>83367343
It can be an allegory for all kinds of things. It's just that sexy vampires sell more.

>>83351325
I agree fully

>>83347448

>interview with THE vampire

Ehhh...what?

>>83368781
OMG le Mandela Effect XD

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>>83366950
>tfw the role was supposed to go to River Phoenix

Is Top Gun gay? Asking for a friend, haha.

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>>83368991
It's pretty homoerotic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNR_HofJ_Fs

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>>83347448
is very heteronormative, if you watch it with the right mindset

Doesn't some kid rub his sex junk on Lestat in the book?

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>>83362040

It was okay, but the whole "turn vampire and you become evil" kind of gets boring after watching it a few times.

I find it hilarious that Pitt was in a terrible mood because of how much fun Cruise was having.

>>83357492
If you've stopped aging at 12, then 30 years later, would it still be pedophilia? I would say yes since its still a child in form, but she would obviously aged in maturity, so I wonder what others think.

>>83370379
He was in a terrible mood because he kept eating rats.

Anything that has Guns n Roses on the soundtrack can't be gay

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>>83347448
haha what if instead of man vampire it was girl vampire and instead of the plot it was a girl vampire liucking and sucking and biting th enecksof girls and the girl vampire is debicki and the victims are super girl and the VVitch and neon demon haha

what do you guys think about that pretty good right? haha

>>83347448
Insecure guys will say no.
Projecting homos will say yes.
There is no right answer.

>>83369444
It's a comfy flick. Have some beers and watch with friends. You do have friends right?

>>83347448
It's about little girl love

>>83347448
Balls didn't touch, so no.

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>People are saying they wouldn't fuck prime 90s Brad Pitt

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>>83371357
>he would obviously aged in maturity
Wrong.
Ageing causes changes to the brain size, vasculature, and cognition.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2596698/

Thats why she was still a retard 30 years later.

>>83347448
Louis is gay. Lestat is bi.
Daniel is also gay. Armand is gay as well.
So yeah it's pretty gay.

>>83349508
That's not Near Dark.

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>>83368991

its "gay" in the same way the real navy/marine corp are "gay"

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>>83347448
No, just faggie.

>>83375295
None of those you mentioned crave cock.
Most of the vampires protrayed in the movie are asexual. If not all of them.
Vampires the older they get, the more detached they become from mortal pleasures. Younger Vampires still retain their sexual preference, but as humanity fades so do those concepts.

Bram Stoker's vampires on the other hand...