Recommend me Israeli films Hard mode: no war/terrorism films

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>>83340297
didn't watch his movies, but love him as a writer, so anything by ephraim kishon i guess. lemme know how it goes.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giv%27at_Halfon_Eina_Ona

Directed by Assi Dayan:
>In 1976 he directed the film Giv'at Halfon Eina Ona, a comedy about a group of military reservists in the Sinai. This film is considered by frequent surveys to be the 'most Israeli' film of all time.
Starring HaGashash HaHiver:
>Often called HaGashashim (The Trackers), they are considered a classic of Israeli entertainment and the most influential comedy act in the history of Israel.

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Fill the Void

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>>83341162
gib qt orthodox wife

>>83340297
every movie coming out of hollywood is pretty much an israeli zionist propaganda film

incidentally there are also many jews on /tv/. even zionist neckbeards do their part as best they can.

>>83341829
>incidentally there are also many jews on /tv/.
Are any of them cutes?
Have they ever posted noses?

>>83340297
Lebanon

>>83341829
>every movie coming out of hollywood
Came to post this.

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>>83342061
>>83341829
HOL' UP

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enjoy /pol/ shitting up the thread.

>>83342396

no

>>83340297
>tfw no qt jewish gf
;_;

You need to watch movies that don't make you feel like you're Alona Tal.

>>83341733
based

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>>83343991
heh

Oy Vey my Son is Gay!, hits the mark

>>83340297
95% of films are Israeli films.

Anyone else notice how le attractive jewish women all have the same look? It's that stretched skin, bird/rat smile. I'm talking about that portman/gadot look.

>>83344324
What a fucking cute
She should play Ivanka Trump in the inevitable biopic

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>>83344461
Who else has that look? Also Hershlag has the cutest smile ever.

>>83344533
I know a camwhore that has the same look. I wanna spit on her face.

>>83344533
The Auschwitz inmate couture look? Since americans are characteristically fat, jews who dont see themselves as americans brand themselves on the other extreme. Anyone coming from modelling into acting, brunette and beaky will have that look.

>>83344943
But there are some traits that they can't really control, such as the plastic, waxy, lizardy skin.

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>>83340297

Gee I wonder who's behind this thread

>>83344579

SAUCE NAO!!!

>>83345266
I'm not gonna advertise that whore.

imagine hershlag pegging you as you tongue worship gal's feets!

>>83346167
Imagine Natalie Portman naked, petrified, and covered in hot grits.

>>83346167
>they will never laugh at you and call you a pathetic goy while this happens
;_; jdimsa

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>>83346295
meme
nice and old

>>83345545
>opens with a cliff hanger

ADVERTISE THAT WHORE!!