ITT: actors you could beat in a fight

>>83339030
>Implying the pebble has the balls to fight anyone

>>83339030
yeah right. you would PISS your pants

>>83339030

Real men don't need to fight to prove their dominance.

They simply are.

You're literally no one.

>>83339165
t. The Pebble
I knew you were a nu-male pretending to be tough, Dwayne, but I didn't know you were THAT much of a pussy

>>83339030
Kek he would rip your head off with his bare hands

>>83339030
Honestly you seem like a critic who is just upset that he can't loosen up and enjoy a RAUNCHY SUMMER ROMP that literally makes you piss yourself (better than the alternative).

REAL FUN PEOPLE are the ones that this movie targets and not those butthurt HATERS who are paid to HATE films that NORMAL people enjoy.

Watch Baywatch and get ready for a real SUMMER SPLASH. You will not regret it.

>>83339208
Why, because he's muscular? He's only so big because he's on steroids. This fake bodied little bitch couldn't harm a fly. If he were to step into a boxing ring with me, I'd fuck him up.

>>83339030
t. disconnected critic

fuck off your stupid faggot, Dwayne would whoop your dumb ass

Wow the critics are so upset with the Rock setting them straight they're sh*tting on his movie on Chinese checkers boards? Grow a pair bruh.
This movie is going to do HUGE numbers internationally because people are p*ssing themselves laughing.

>>83339308
>I'd fuck him up

No you wouldn't. As soon as he approached you in person you'd run and hide like a little bitch

>>83339419
No, I wouldn't run from him. Why would anyone be afraid of him? The only thing to fear is that there's a slight chance you could catch something from his roid filled sweat/blood. I'd beat the shit out of his bald ass. He'd be too ashamed to ever show his face again.

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>>83339030
*blocks your criticism*

>>83339030
Fuck off Vin Diesel where did your lisp come from? From sucking all those cocks?

He's fucking shorter than that manlet Vin Diesel, so I could definitely beat him in a fight

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>>83339222

>>83339030
Do you know how steroids work?

They raise your testosterone and other growth hormones so that you can lift more weights and whatever weights you lift cause more muscle gain.

They give you real strength, it's not like the muscles appear from nowhere. They come from being stronger.

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>>83340644

Can someone explain to me what's going on in this thread?

>>83340870
What is there to understand? I'm explaining that the Rock is a fucking steroid abusing pussy, and that I'd beat the shit out of him.

>>83340870
OP is obviously a CRITIC that just doesnt connect with a dirty lil R-Rated summer comedy that the FANS are lovin brotha!

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>>83340739
this fucking guy

>>83339030
You would get absolutely destroyed.

>>83339222
Rockposting is really taking off

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>>83339030
> I could show him what a real man fights like.
https://youtu.be/F1VzOeGetkI

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Get your catheter ready /tv/

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>>83339030
You think Vin could take on the Rock?
I mean Vin towers over Rock's small ass.

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>>83341600

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>>83341698
That is true

>>83341922
>I wish these were mens feet