THE ROCK JUST BTFO DANE COOK!!!!!!!!

Where?

>>83336580
>why are there explosions where the sand is

what did he mean by this

>>83336580
You fucked up OP, but anyways: BASED ROCK

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>Luv where your mind is constantly f*cking going !!

>Shia LeBeouf and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson team up for Michael Baywatch

Kino. Snyder as executive producer.

"Urine for a good time"
-Rhe Tock

>>83336580
f*cking epic

>>83337090
he needs to cut them nails

>>83336580
Fuck off Dwayne you half-caste twat

Why does The Rock think that Twitter has a word filter

Thanks /tv/ I'm LOOOVVIN' ur support :D

t. Dwayne

>>83336580
dane cook literally posts on /tv/

Thread derail

We are going to post movie titles with directors names inserted into them

Rainman, more like Raimiman

Hitchcock, stock, and two smoking barrels

Ron Howard the Duck

>>83337669
>>>/reddit/

how did that blow him the fuck out

is dane cook's real name brian lynch??
wat

>>83337669
No lan for Old Men

>>83337669
Men in Spielberg

>>83337669
Wild Wild Ti West

>>83337669
Michale Bay + Baywatch=BAYWATCH

>>83337722
FUCK. OFF.
You''ll NEVER understand the uproariously good time that is Baywatch.
Stop fucking trying.

>>83337722
Looks like you can't handle raunchy humor, maybe this movie isn't for you. Sorry bro.

>>83337669
Look Cruise Talkin

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>>83336858
>>83337086
>>83337722
>>83337761

@83337833
@83337852
thanks for the (you)s even if I have no idea what's going on

>>83337722
go back to your G rated SNOOZEFESTS you candy a** critic. why don't you pop a COLD one to COOL DOWN and #LoosenUp and get #litty

Banewatch

>>83337669
The Thin Redford Line

>>83337908
why the fuck didn't OP lead with this pic

>>83337908
>Good Luck John

Was that some fuckin auto correct? Is The Rock a phoneposter?

>>83337400
they're cocaine nails. He has a really bad habit.

>guy who says f**k and uses faggot nigger emojis on Facebook wants to seriously run for President
America is super fucked.

>>83337669
>raimiman
>hey look I can instantly calculate in my head how many Jews are left to kill on the planet

Christ Raimi crossed a line with that one

>>83337908
Is Dane Cook /tv/ incarnate?

>>83338069
The collapse can't come quick enough, friendo

>>83336580

Can you smell what The Rock is Cook-ing?

Is this something new since Baywatch, or has Dwayne always been such a big Twitter shitposter?

Pretty entertaining desu

>>83338043
You could see leias coke nail in empire strikes back and grandpa Joe's coke nails in the original charlie and the chocolate factory kek

>>83337959
look, CRITICS like you just aren't connected to the AUDIENCE these days. FANS want a GOOD TIME, gettin LITTY, and LUVIN this thread.

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>>83337908
>getting roasted by dane cook

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>>83338153

What's his reaction when someone calls him the pebble?

>>83336580
Why the hell is his thumb up emoji always black? Is that on purpose?

>>83337090
Foood

The rock more like The fuck

>>83338377
theres the yellow ones, then there are white/brown/black ones too

>>83338377
because hes pat of those globalist zionist illuminuty goyems who are attempting to destroy the white race with subliminal messages via emojis

>>83337669
Gran DelTorino