>Baywatch floppe-

It has to make back 6x it's claimed budget to cover marketing

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Don't worry FANS, EU #baybros will save it!

Hey guys, it's me ya boi Dwayne! People are loving this movie, I keep getting pics of people pissing themselves from laughter in movie theatres haha. Baywatch™ is a great movie and it has a 100% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Really great movie, the critics obviously don't care about the fans. Anyways, I got to go. Gonna see Baywatch™ for the 40th time.

Mantz just doesn't understand what a RAUNCHY and R RATED comedy is really like. It is for the FANS not for the CRITICS. Theaters across the country have reported my lil fans PISSING themselves in laughter. ;)

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>Batwatch

Repeat after me:

PRESIDENT ROCK

>>83334426
America is tired of the Hollyjew

>>83334511
Embarrassing.

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cringe

>>83334511
Can confirm. Here in Berlin I can't go out in public without hearing people EVERYWHERE having excited conversations in anticipation of #Baywatch!

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>>83334426
>implying foreigners give a fuck about baywatch

>>83334741
fucking keked hard

>>83334741
Heard the streets of Berlin were FLOWING with PISS! That's what happens when you make a RAUNCHY comedy for the FANS! #NeverGiveUp #ProteinPancakes

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>he's repeating one liners now

This thread is big & FUN - like me when I'm drunk!

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Best scene in the movie XD

do all actors do this?

>>83334741
Can confirm, Ich bin ein berliner and Ahmed with Mustafa WOULDNT STOP talking about #Baywatch as they took turns on my girls. :afroamericanfistbump:

>>83334783

The actual show was a huge hit internationally

>>83335080
you are expected to shill for the shows/movies/things you work on, even if you hated it

>>83334461
What marketing?

I'm really glad that /tv/ is a part of The Rock's Baywatch marketing team

>>83335263
We're FANS, this movie was made specifically for us you criticuck.

>>83335080
No. You're going to talk positively about stuff you work on if someone asks you or even advertise a bit yourself.
Going into e-fights with people that disagree is not normal on the other hand.

>>83335215

Not like this. Usually shilling is the press tour and maybe a couple of release date "remember to go see it" shout outs on social media. I guarantee that no one is paying the rock to argue with fans about whether they thought it was funny or not.

Jesus Christ, why is he so into this movie?

>>83335186
It would be a bigger hit in Germany with hasselhoff instead of the rock

They're never gonna break even with all the money they have to pay the rock for this twitter marketing

>>83335468
He put his own money on the line.

>>83335468

If I worked on anything for months then everybody starts shit talking it I would be annoyed and start defending it

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>>83334981
WTF this one is just embarrassing as all hell. Is that even him putting this shit out? Seriously my estimation of this guy has plummeted since the whole Baywatch fiasco.

>>83334426
This meme is very bad. You should all do better.

>only one article online about this meltdown
if he was a republican or trump supporter this shit will all be over

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Why is /pol/ pushing this "The Rock is finished" narrative so hard? What am I missing here, is he a secret Ashkenazi or something?

>>83335630
Everybodies going crazy for this RAUNCHY lil summer meme. Theres a HUGE disconnect between meme fans and the meme critics (haters) right now.

This memes gonna be HUGE in europe, just you wait. Yo european baybros! give me a lil of what doc rock ordered and fistbump me brothas!

>>83335790
>/pol/

How the fuck did you come to that conclusion?

>>83335630
This meme is BIG RAUNCHY FUN! It doesn't have to have the flexibility of baneposting or the nuances of raimiposting. /tv/ is loving it!!! A RAUNCHY ROMP. Let's get #litty

>>83335790
No it's literally just The Rock saying some dumb stuff on Twitter and /tv/ autists making a meme out of it.

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>>83334426
Has Zack Snyder ever done this shit?

>>83335809
>>83335860
This

I'm literally pissing myself from laughing so hard at this raunchy little summer meme

>>83335080
No, this is The Rock doing wrestling shit. This is called "putting someone over." In this case he's putting over this movie.

Wrestling is about either humbling yourself to put someone over, or reaching a point where you get established guys to put you over. The Rock's habit as a superstar is to put over his co-stars- even if he turns heel.

>>83335790
take a break anon

Why don't more actors make RAUNCHY lil blockbusters for the FANS like based Dwayne?

>>83334426
>sexist jokes
>transphobic jokes
>racist jokes
>fat shames
No wonder why critics hate it.

>>83334584
B+ isn't a good cinemascore. Most movies get between A+ and A-. B+ is considered on the brink. (B- is basically a fail, the scores are always very high.)

Many people are saying Baywatch is the funniest comedy in years. The critics will never understand.

>>83334584
>batwatch

is the rock drunk or something?

>>83335864
Zack Snyder stands by his work and doesn't flinch to criticism. Joss Whedon on the other hand...

>>83335682
>the one article was made because they assumed he was trump supporter because he is not dyel manlet cuck

I love The Rock as a personality and for his body, but his career so far has been nothing but mediocre shit.

It's like he skipped to the Kindergarden Cop stage of his career immediately. He hasn't made one action masterpiece yet. Hercules could have been his Conan. He hasn't made A Terminator, a First Blood. Arnold's movies were popcorn entertainment but they were kick-ass serious action movies, and fucking well made.

Why isn't he doing Edge Of Tomorrow type shit, or a remake of The Raid or something, or something awesome? He's always the best part of his movies, because most of everything else around his movies pretty much sucks balls. There's not meat or potatoes to his movies, it's just popcorn.

It doesn't have to be R-Rated or gritty, either.

>>83335682
Oh honey...

>>83336150
his best role was the mummy 2 lol

>>83335809
France here! We are all ready and excitement is seriously tingling in the air right now the whole country is buzzing for this AMERICAN ROMP comedy. #baywatcheurotour2017

see you all at the cineplex! ciao!

>>83333333

>>83336130
I love The Rock, but this was cuck shit:

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/10/the-rock-joins-critics-of-under-armour-ceos-trump-remark.html

He fucking blasted the CEO of the company who makes his $300 lifting shoes for saying "Trump could be good for business?"

Keep your politics in your pocket, Dwayne

>>83334511
>litty
lol, fucking faggot

>>83336150
Because sadly nobody wants to make those movies any more

>>83335077
Just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. We roll pretty deep and let me tell you, not a dry seat in the house. The piss was intense. Piss dripping out the seats, piss flowing down the aisles, piss in the popcorn. Piss jets in every direction. I actually shit myself three times, I told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped. It was all a good vibe. Great night out and if you roll with a chill crew and not a bunch of permavirgin goobers then you'll have a wicked sick time. SLAYED.

>>83336309
haha nice bro. Hope you brought some mops!

>>83335630
Yeah, just doesnt connect w/ critics.Love to give back to the FANS. This ones for Fans. Thx for FAN LUV!

>>83334426
why is the rock acting like a bitch about this shit flick
wasn't he the highest paid actor last y?ear

>>83336150
The closest stuff to that coming out today is capeshit

>>83336228
Where my #LITTYBROS at?

This HOT summer romp is busting straight through your cineplex screens and leaving the aisles flooded!

If they could measure a film's success by gallons of urine filling the foyer rather than box office revenue or critical consensus this film would be Numbero uno my brothas!

brofist me my #baybro and get ready to get RAUNCHY!

LIFES A BEACH

>>83335497
>Americans falling for their own meme

>>83335027
Hey CUNT, seen any good movies lately?

>>83336400
No, it's The Raid, it's Edge Of Tomorrow, it's Looper (which was gay, but the type of movie that should be made), even the first Jack Reacher.

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>>83334426
rock pls, take your gigantic paycheck gracefully
don't defend the fast money garbage

>>83334426


God I can't wait till he is president and gulags all the media and their critics


HAIL DWAYNE. HAIL VICTORY

>>83336401
Ha, Berlin tomorrow BRO! this Raunchy lil R-Rated summer comedy blockbuster had me PISSING on my own mouth. Shirt off in the movie theater. There were laughs and claps at the appropriate time and EVERYONE was getting #litty ;)

>>83334426
>that twerk scene set to LMFAO's party rock
I actually peed myself a little bit! Wow that part was LAUGH OUT LOUD RAUNCHY!

Now I know I am a Canadian (and NOT an AMERICAN!), but me and my bros up north have been PISSING our pants over this RAUNCHY FUN and HILARIOUS Summer COMEDY!
Baywatch™ is nothing but a BEACH BLAST of a GOOD TIME! It is sad to me that there is such a disconnect between the audience members who ROLL WITH IT and these critics that need to loosen UP!

It's a FUN TIME SUMMER TIME for all! ... oh! and you ARE gonna get all WET!!

#batwatch #soaked
#LITTY

Did he invest some of his money in this flick or something? Why does he care so much?

>>83336642
He bought a bunch of shares for a urine cleaning company.

>>83334426
Doesn't Da Rock have 20 more movies lined up? Why is he shilling Baywatch so hard? If it bombs, he can just move on.

>>83336811
those are 20 baywatch sequels

>>83335027
Big and fun for you

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>>83334426
>all these niggas getting worked-shoot by Hollywood Rock

>>83334426

based Rock laying the smackdown on overweight loser critics

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>>83336309
>>83336401
This is a good meme, #brochachos

>>83335030
sounds funny

>>83334511
#baywatch was much more popular in countries outside of #america

>>83334426
I don't fucking get it..did someone take over his fucking account, did he snort/smoke/eat drugs? the fuck is happening..

>>83338004
He's just trying to stay relevant, as usual.

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just got back from Viewing that Comedy Kino

I can confirm its a urinating good time for the whole family.

There I was sitting in the dark theater. Wearing my Jean Shorts and Sandals (my regular theater fashion).
its a non stop laugh riot. actually its too many laughs because i missed some jokes when the entire audience were guffawing uncontrollably. About half way into the showing i felt a warn wet sensation on my bare feet. I looked down and noticed a steady stream of urine washing down over my feet.
By the third act the piss stream turned into a mighty cataract of warm yellow liquid

>>83334981
He's obviously drinking his pain away

Word of warning to the fans: do not go see Baywatch if you have a weak bladder!

>>83335468
He's invested fuckloads into producing it and is now having a fit because it's gonna bomb

>it's another snowflake alt-reichers make up a forced meme to insult brown people episode

This retard thought Hercules could be his Conan. Hired Brett Ratner instead of John Milius. The difference is Arnie worked with talented visionaries like Verhoeven, Cameron, McTiernan, instead of lazy studio hacks. He deserves all the trash he's getting.

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What are some essential The Rock movies? I'm in the mood for some silly shit. I've only seen Mummy 2, Scorpion King, and The Other Guys. I've never seen a The Fast and the Furious movie.

>>83338785
>hasn't seen the kino and the furious series

>>83338785
I hear Baywatch™ is urinatingly good!

does 4chan have irc?

>>83338785
I need a name here

>>83338893
Are you mentally challenged in any way?

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>>83335242
> >It has to make back 6x it's claimed budget to cover marketing
>What marketing?

Shhh!

recently went to the cinema here in berlin to see Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2.
they had build a giant fucking set in front of the cinema with sand, beach chairs and gigantic posters to advertise the film.
All I could think about was the 2 second ad I saw for the movie where they mentioned snapchat.
thats really all I needed to see, fucking kill me

why is he so defensive of this movie?

>>83339268
Somebody get this pisshead out of here #lit #fidgetspinner #blockbuster

>>83338785
how is The Other Guys considered a 'The Rock' movie? He's in for less than 3 minutes of screen time, and dies within 10 mins of the movie starting.

#savebaywatch come on fraserheads!

i can't remember the last meme that had such a powerful built in self defense mechanism. even baneposting didn't develop hotheads for a while and that was limited in its application. any words against it and you're instantly a CRITIC who can't connect with a good time summer RAUNCH.

it might be the one that finally ends society.

>>83335242
>What marketing?
The Rock charges 0.5 cents per emoji tweeted.

>>83334426

I suppose it makes sense for him to defend the movie, as it is the first major project to come out of his new production company, but the lashing out on Twitter is unbecoming. Sad!

>>83340172
Or maybe it's cause his big titty cinnie is bout to get #LITTY

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>>83335077
All 3 of them.

>>83335355

True, but this is Seven Bucks Productions first released film, he certainly has a lot of skin in the game. But yeah, all this on twitter is lame.

>>83336525
I'm glad this little Kike Money grabber is dead. Thanks Kira, I owe you one.

>>83334981
who gives a fuck

like seriously hes not anticipating people like yourself to be reading every single one of his tweets

hes too rich to care

>>83336260
Just for the record, The Rock is a well-known Republican and he allegedely voted for Trump but many Republicans hate Trump, see Schwarzenegger, and a large portion of Trump voters regret voting for him.

Haha! Rock is a man of the people giving us such an amazing comedy! Critics don't know what's up! Such a disconnect!

Let's have some fun worldwide soon! Don't be a candy ass and go watch the best movie of the summer!

>>83334981
>verified twitter circlejerk

>>83338273
Well he's liked by everyone.
His fault for alienating his fans with a raunchy R rated summer flick of a TV show no one cares about.

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>>83341995
wtf? guess i'm with her now...

>>83341995
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>83336722
Underrated post

>>83342784
Nuclear cones you mean.

THE CRITICS HAD THEIR VENOM & KNIVES READY 4 #Baywatch BUT THE FANS ARE BUSY 2 BUSY PISSING THEIR PANTS (IN LAUGHTER) 2 LISTEN 2 PARTY POOPER CRITICS #SethRich

I always wondered who was the one in the wrong when him and vin diesel were beefing but after this twitter fiasco, I guess we can assume who the aggressor was. I shouldn't have doubted diesel to begin with.

>>83341995
>Schwarzenegger
>Republican

Funny joke,

truly this movie was the best thing to ever hppen to us watersports fetishist

Dwyane you hve our eternal gratitude

In all honesty, can it reach over half a billion worldwide? It's pretty good and most foreign people won't give a sh*t about what US critics have to say.

kinda bad time to release a raunchy fun comedy though
same day as Pirates ?

>>83335186
only because of what's-her-name's tits

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>>83335790
>everybody who disagrees with me is /pol/

Put some effort into your shitposting

we all know Vin Diesel is really behind this meme

China isn't gonna like this film because it shows dong right?

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>>83334426
Don't worry guys, I CAN confirm that peeing in the audience DOES happen! #bringaswimsuit #dontneedone #ilikepee #peeinmymouth

This is the R-Rated comedy of the SUMMER

>>83335790
>Why is /pol/ pushing this
/pol/tard here. I haven't seen a single thread there about Baywatch.

>>83334426
Okay so Baywatch has to earn over 120 million to start making a profit. It might break even if they're lucky.

>>83344448
I always just assumed that the Rock was supposed to be walking PAST him through the door, and then they stop right there as if Diesel is giving out a passing message.

>>83344482
They probably did an alternate take or just cropped the footage for the asian market.

>>83344664
reminder that Baywatch was the most popular show in the world in the 90s. Probably 20x more popular outside of the US where it was considered to be a bit of a joke.
It will do way more than 150 million worldwide

>>83334426
Does he now know what Cuts and Marketing Costs are? Shouldn't he know this stuff? He's an actor. Is he actually retarded?

At this point I'm not sure if he's promoting Baywatch or the Emoji Movie.

>>83334783
haven't you ever seen Borat?

>>83335864
TURKISH AIRLINES

>>83334426

They should've known half the planet lives in huts with barely electricity not fantasizing about going to the beach and having fun.

>>83335468
BECAUSE... It's a great and RAUNCHY R-rated Summer comedy that had me PISSING and SHITTING all over my seat and date. She was JUST as into it as i was.

>>83346457
not sure that I follow.

>/tv/ only now discovering "The Rock" is actually half retarded

>>83336150
YOU'RE SUCH a FUCKING CRITIC.All the FANS love THE ROCKS movies, there is a HUGE DISCONNECT between the two.

>>83334426
They should've collaborated with Workaholics

REMINDER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4

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>>83334511
what is a "litty"?

>>83336150
The only good action directors nowadays are the John Wick guys and they're tied up with Deadpool and Highlander.

>>83346783
>it's a robot designed to molest children. I call it ROBO-HOMO.
Jesus Christ

>>83346825
Yes

>>83346783
Really great premise and they had no idea where to go with it. That's pretty indicative of modern television writing.

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You'd better go see Baywatch

>>83346970
SNL is a series of 5 second jokes stretched out to 5 minute skits

>>83336033
2 litty 4 me

>>83334426

FILM MEDIA IS ALL FAKE REVIEWS #MBGA

>>83334741
Didn't Hasselhoff bring down the Berlin wall though?

I've heard he's some sort of folk hero to the people of Berlin.

>>83347033
I was trying to rebutt this, but I might be held back by nostalgia.

>>83347013
is this the new todd posting?

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>>83334426
That's weird, I heard it made a big SPLASH,
and I of course mean splash of urine, Just look at the theater after one showing

>>83346684
Zack Snyder focused on shilling out for Turkish Airlines more frequently than actually talking about Batman V Superman

>>83347104
it's good you didn't try to "rebutt" me because i would have embarassed you

>>83347190
CAN CONFIRM, That is how my theater looked after the RAUNCHY, GUT BUSTING comedy.

>>83347208
Yes, I can see that you know a lot about making embarrassing posts.

>>83346783
how original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apYXa5uQAIE

>>83347190
#litty

>>83338785
The rundown

>>83334584
DWAYNE CONFIRMED FOR BANE IN NEW AFFLECK MOVIE

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>>83347436
Dwayne?

>>83347204

Fuck off, Ralph.

I'm surprised anybody was expecting it not to flop, most remakes do

Saw the movie with my bro freinds we was like ohh shet in my piss volcanic slip n slide my house!

>>83334511
Why the fuck would muslims be interested in a haram motion picture?

>>83347190
>be me, work at the theater, have to clean up after each showing, have a pee fetish. pic related

>Just got out of Baywatch

How did this shit get only a 19%. It was hilarious and better than I expected.

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>>83347687
pic related

>>83335080
He didn't shill this hard for Hercules and Doom and those sucked too.

He's a producer on this one though. He's not just going to get paid and that's the end of it. He's actually going to lose money if this flops.

>>83347700
how funny was it in terms of litres of urine spilled?

>>83347867
A lot funnier than the lame forced jokes of GOTG2

>>83334426
In this film the rock reprises his role as The ScorPEEing King

Not gonna lie, former Baywatch fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching The Rock crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get a sequel.

>>83347895
kek

>>83347880
yes but how many litres anon

>>83348087
I dont get it.

>>83335790
So we meet again reddit

>>83347746
>He's a producer on this one though. He's not just going to get paid and that's the end of it
He was paid $9 million up front for Baywatch in 2016 on top of being one of the producers. The biggest expense in the film was his own salary.

>>83347867
I'd bring one of those kitty pools and position it under your seat. if your lucky you'll only have to drag it to the emergency exit door and and dump it once at about the halfway point.

>>83336150
Arnold had the good luck of working with talented directors who knew how to use an actor like him. The Rock still hasn't found his James Cameron, John McTiernan or John Milius.

How the fuck does Baywatch cost 60m to film?

Does it all go to paychecks for the hot girls?

>>83348293
money laundering

>>83334511
Gon' get litty!

>>83336150
Scorpion King is underrated

>>83348293
>Justin Malen wrote one script and sold it in 2012
>producers traded it around, each time "costing" several million in fees (paid to themselves)
>Damian Shannon and Mark Swift revised the script to make it an R-rated comedy in 2015
>Zac Effron original lead actor is paid millions to star in it
>Rock also lead (paid $9 million) while also one of the producers
>More producers get involved (exceeds one dozen, with all of them writing off expenses)
>tax credits in Florida to have them film there instead of California
>State of Goergia also gives them millions in tax credits
>Georgia alone offers a 30% tax credit plus full reimbursement of over the line expenses
>City of Savanna sweetens the deal by another 10%
>the more they artificially inflate the budget, the more they can exploit the tax credits
>less important people get burned
>lawyers all get paid
>"We lost millions" so they get federal write offs
>Baywatch probably earned $20 million for the important people before they even finished filming.

There will be a Baywatch 2. The right people got paid. That is all that matters.

They probably could have done better if they didn't sink to crude humor, terrible costume design, and a shitty fucking story. Fucking losers. Hollywood is pure fucking dog shit.

>>83350686
hey critic! you can bitch all you want but fans love this movie, it's litty

>full frontal male nudity
>0 full frontal female nudity
No wonder it flopped

>>83350771
This better be a fucking joke. There shouldn't be any nudity at all. That's not what Baywatch was about, and if there were a nude scene it should have been a female nude scene.

>>83335077
Scandalous, excellent work mate

>>83337215
>#brochachos
Undeserved kek

>>83337215
>babysat me when I was a pebble

kek

Can we all agree that The Rock™ was great in Central Intelligence?

>>83334426
So, is he really gonna run for President? Or is that just an act? I thought at first Trump running for President was an act, and I wish it still was.