every day I stay on /tv/ I get weaker
IT AIN'T ME
>>83333700
Everyday Reddit squats in their threads they get stronger.
You're driving home one night when a flash of light appears in the road and reveals a naked figure.
Unable to avoid it, you collide with the person, killing them instantly.
The person you hit is your future self, who has elected to travel back in time to this exact moment
What were their last words?
>>83333935
"I've made a terrible mistake."
>>83333935
Bane?
>>83333700
Fa-THA? I want to KILL yew
Ma-THA? I want ta
>>83333935
THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE AGENCY LISTS ME
>>83333935
>Wish I would've gotten my driver's license
>>83333935
Check 'em.
I love the smell of BLACKED in the morning.