What would you do in this situation?

Beat him up cause I'm a super tough dude

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

I can bench press 210 lbs faggot and you? yeah didn't think so

Probably nothing because he has a gun and I have nothing. Maybe turn around quickly when he was tying me up? Catch him by surprise maybe? I'd most likely be fucked

Stab the couple
beta uprising NOW

>>83326241
I though Zodiac handled this pretty well. Got what he wanted, didn't get caught.

>Implying I would be outside and in that situation in the first place

Promise my vote for him in the primaries.

put a few .45s straight in the convenient crosshair he has on his chest since in real life even trained police can't get off a shot on someone they have at gunpoint who draws on them before they fire 50% of the time

>>83326496
hehehe

>>83326296

Can you benchpress a bullet out of your lung?

>>83326503
cringe

if that were me and I knew of the zodiac killings and suddenly saw a guy that fit the bill right in front of me, I certainly wouldn't give in to his fucking demands, knowing what he is capable of. Judging by his figure he is a bit of a fat fuck so I would dodge and weave, hoping at worst he gets in a peripheral wound before getting the double leg take down and sleeping his ass. I may not be the smartest or the most handsome but I have autistic rabies anger that I think would carry me if I were injured.

>>83326241
Depends, which one am I?

>>83326644
bitch i would roundhouse kick the gun out of your hand before you even know what hit you

throw the girl at him then jump in the water

I would flare my lats and glide to safety.

>>83326664
>but I have autistic rabies anger

What did he mean by this?

>>83326653
>beta numale cuck is proud of being defenseless
ohhhhhhhhhnooooooooo

criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge

>>83326241
Drop him with a few rounds as I carry my firearm on me at all times, as every American should.

>>83326241
Finish them off with the gun so they don't survive the stabbing.

>>83326241
shoot them both obviously. normies should live in fear

>>83326913
lmao assblasted

>>83326241
Kill them both and rape the chick

This is why you and your wife should have a firearm

*teleports behind him*
Heh nothin personal kid

I would never be in that situation in the 1st place. Having a romantic tryst in the middle of nowhere sounds is a terrible idea. Sure, you have privacy, but nobody's around to help you either.

In an earlier Nocturnal Animals thread, several astute anons stated that the best course of action in a totally FUBAR situation is to sacrifice yourself by buying time so that your loved one can flee.

I always carry a jackknife so the 1st chance I'd get when he's close, I stab the fucker in the neck or genitals or any other vulnerable point. I know I'm not going to survive, but my wife and/or girlfriend can run as far away and get help while I try to hold him off for as long as I can.

>>83327148
>Sure, you have privacy, but nobody's around to help you either.

Most people who go out to nature don't expect to be attacked by a serial killer. You are far more likely to be killed by crossing the street.

Then again, this is America we're talking of... so maybe you have a point.

>>83327148
>is to sacrifice yourself by buying time so that your loved one can flee
Wtf why do I have to sacrifice myself. Why can't this dumb broad take a bullet for me instead

>>83327296
I was an avid reader of true crime growing up because I loved cop procedure shows and wanted to be an investigator. That and seeing enough episodes of America's Most Wanted makes me wary as fuck. Call it paranoia, but I'd rather be safe than sorry.

>Most people who go out to nature don't expect to be attacked by a serial killer. You are far more likely to be killed by crossing the street.
Yes and no. The US has the highest amount and concentration of serials in the globe. And I'm willing to bet there's far more cold cases that involve foul play than the authorities care to admit.

I've traveled across the continental US in one of my prior jobs. I was on the road a lot and it made me realize that going cross-country all by yourself is not scary as fuck at times, it can also give psychos a convenient excuse to murder without getting pinpointed.

>>83326241
All plausible scenarios:
>piss/shit my pants, start crying begging for mercy
>get an all 4 like a dog an start barking spitting and squealing and tell him I have AIDS
>run into the lake and drown because I can't swim
>pass out
>just sit there paralyzed in fear with a blank stare and do nothing
>asking him to let me suck his dick, or fuck her and promise I would raise the baby
>scream for help unitl my lungs give out
>try to convince him i'm also a serial killer and we should join teams and eat the woman right then and there, then fuck each other in the ass

>>83327434
>run into the lake and drown because I can't swim
This is something I would actually do. I'd rather risk committing suicide than have some nutjob try and kill me. He'd probably be stupified at what I'd be doing until it's too late.

>>83326503

>trained police
>police
>trained

good one

grab the woman and tumble down the cliff

I'd likely get a bullet or two in the process but it beats potentially dying

I'm sure you losers will call me 'edgy' or whatever, but I don't care. I know I could do this. I have military training and I am extremely agile. I think it would be trivial to weave while running close to him and dodge his bullets (he's fat, probably doesn't have good aim). I would bring my knee into his groin, take my left hand and punch him in the face, and wrestle the gun out of his hand with my right hand. Then I would stand over him and chide him for attacking a vet, before shooting him in the abdomen and letting him suffer and bleed out.

Only problem would be if he aimed at my gf. Don't think I could put her in danger, and since she's not militarily trained like I am I think he might be able to shoot her before I could get to him.

>>83327434
I wonder if the 'make yourself as pathetic as possible' route would work since he would have pity on you for being so pathetic. Like, I would literally shit myself and start crying and offering my butthole to him. He would probably get disgusted as fuck then leave.

>>83327764

sure you would faggot

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>>83327764

>>83327819
I literally have military training

>>83327764

t. Eddy McEdgy

>>83327867
Modern military is a joke. You probably did some jogging lmao

Ask to watch him fuck my wife and me jerk off by the tree

only answer for /tv/

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Both of you should attack the bad guy at once. That's the only way only one of you will die instead of both. But first you would have to teach your woman to not be useless in a dangerous situation. Good luck.

i would fucking annihilate him and go home and fuck my girl while she sobs about how brave i was

>>83326664
>anger that I think would carry me if I were injured
le women lift le car to get her baby because of magic adrenaline maymay. life is not naruto, you either are prepared or are dead. not saying i wouldnt be fucked in that situation but I try to not delude myself as much as possible

>>83327808
Doubtful. Serials like Zodiac would just kill yourself and not even bother with going through the ritualistic set-up because you pissed them off with being such a worthless target.

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>>83327867

>>83327148
>dying for whores
lmao she is going to be on chad's dick in a week

>>83327296
>let me just compare random accidents with a thing that shouldnt exist
yeah we shouldnt be stopping terrorist attacks either because is easier for a plane to fall on your head than to be killed in one of them

I'd give him the delegates

>>83327890
You wouldn't say that to me in real life
>>83328042
And you wouldn't laugh at me

I'd put you both in the dirt if you did

>>83328114
Holy fuck how fucking dumb are you?

I meant that there's no point in avoiding going to "the middle of nowhere" because the risk is so low, and there are far bigger risks in everyday city life.

kys

shit my pants real bad so he won't get close to stab me

>>83327993
Do or do not. There is no try.

>>83328114
That was shockingly stupid

>>83327434
>run into the lake
this is a good one. bullets dont penetrate water like in movies and you could be at least some 10 meters away to catch a quick breath and I doubt he could shot a football in movement that far

>>83326241
die fighting most likely

>>83328177
>I meant that there's no point in avoiding going to "the middle of nowhere" because the risk is so low, and there are far bigger risks in everyday city life.
Except at least in the city, there's other people around. Even if they don't help you, someone is bound to call the authorities and if you're really lucky, a camera might record what's going on so the bastard might be caught later on.

If you're in the middle of nowhere, you better be sure to have a handgun handy and a cellphone with speed dial.

>>83326664
>if that were me and I knew of the zodiac killings and suddenly saw a guy that fit the bill right in front of me,
lmao
why would you know about the zodiac killer? and even if you knew, the fuck does that do?
>some unknown dude kills people
>height:? weight:? stature:?
>he fits the bill
again lmai

https://youtu.be/7_8BzXING-A
literally this whole thread

>>83328314
>zodiac logo, outfit that matches the MO

durrrrrr fucking retard LOL

Teleport behind him and stab him in the back

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>>83326241

Offer him my wife.

>>83328314
That and the fact that serials weren't all that well-known amongst the public back in the 1960's. It really wasn't until the 1980's that serial killers entered public consciousness. So dealing with a hell-bent psycho that wants to kill you for the sake of it would be something that most 1960's Americans would be unprepared for.

>>83328309
>Except at least in the city, there's other people around

Other people won't matter if you get hit by a car, which you have a much greater chance to experience than meeting a serial killer out in the middle of nowhere.

>>83326644
Rekt

>>83328191
optimism bias mate, only a sage to not have at least a little bit of it.

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>>83328153

>throw my wallet in his direction
>"you're welcome to everything I have"
>Killer looks at wallet
>filled with nothing but condoms
>hurl my glasses at him with my full strength
>teleport behind him
>"HEY HEY HEY, YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG KID"
>hug him so hard I break his back
>walk away
>teleport behind him

>I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE EBEORIETEMETHHPITI

What did he mean by this?

Wait for all the good guys with guns to show up, as they always do without fail whenever there's a shooter.

If I was be myself, I'd be fucked, if I was with my girlfriend, I'd go down fighting. I'd probably still be fucked, but if my gf can get away, I'd take that as a victory.
I certainly wasn't going to just take it, though.

>>83328401
>JUST PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER LOL YOU COULD CHOKE EATING A SANDWICH AND DIE ANYWAY YOLO

>>83328153
I'd shoot you & knife your wife to death

>>83326241
Me: Oh boy do I ever have the best most unique response to this lovely thread

>>83327037
>>83328364
>>83327037

....oh

>>83328496
he was autistic

>>83326241
Pull my concealed carry and hit him with the good ol Mozambique drill before his finger even touches the trigger

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Was he lying? Why did everything match?

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>>83328544
>going out to nature is putting yourself in danger

America, land of the free and home of the brave.

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>a man draped completely in black with a cult-like logo in his chest and executioners hood is aiming a gun at you
>"in the 60s people there werent that many serial killers how would you know he was a serial killer"

are you idiots fucking retarded?

>>83327148
>privacy means you can expect to be attacked by a serial killer
Americans everybody.

>Do nothing, most trainers in videos I watch say do nothing anyways
>run into the lake and swim for my life
>tell him if he's going to kill me, shoot me, I don't want no stab wounds, fuck that

>run as soon as the girl said anything about a man

This is what I would have done, some random dude watching you? Fuck that

use the girl as a human shield until he's close enough to shove her on top of him, then bail

>>83328635
he complied because he thought he was a robber. nowadays you would know that people will kill you even if you give them everything

>>83326664
yeah dude you'd get fucking shot in the gut before you even reached him. life isnt like anime or videogames

>>83328626
>going out to the middle of nowhere with no one around for miles
ftfy

>>83328823
Yeah that's where nature is dummy

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>>83328823
Imagine being this much of a pussy

>lying in an itchy ass field of dry grass and dirt

what the fuck kind of romantic setting was that anyway

I'd cast the invisible jutsu

>>83328969
have you literally never been on a picnic?

>>83329039
have you literally never been on a picnic?

>>83329039
In beautiful, lush, green grass yes. Are your picnics usually in barren fields full of dusty dry brush?

So sorry you are too inept to have picnics in adequate settings

Unholster my gun and shoot myself in the head while screaming "WHAT NOW FAGGOT!?!?"

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>>83329169
you don't sit on the grass lmao what kind of a sad life have you had

I think I would start masturbating, hoping it would disgust/disturb him

>>83328969
It's a Fincher movie, even the terrain has to be dark end edgy

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>>83329169
>So sorry you are too inept to have picnics in adequate settings
You're a cunt, but 10/10 for that sentence alone

I'd be carrying a gun, for one thing.

>>83327764
Kino

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I would stare at him and say 'mmhm'.

>>83329195
Actually fuck that guy, I can go farther
>shoot gf
>shoot self
>get reincarnated
>know I got reincarnated before the guy since I died first
>wait til im 30
>find the 10 year old fucker
>beat the shit out of him while his mom is screaming in the background
>find reincarnated gf
>rape her
>steal rape baby
>name him whatnowfaggot
>raise him as a cage fighter
>have him beat the shit out of his aging mother when he grows up
>*teleport away*

>>83328129

I laughed extremely hard at this

>>83326241
In the book that documented the attack, the guy said he had an opportunity to take the gun away easily when Z was trying to untie some tangled string. He said he didn't though because he felt bad for Z thinking he was just a guy who needed money and was just gonna rob them. So he didn't take the gun away, hogtied his own girlfriend per Z's instructions, then had to watch as Z stabbed her in the back 19 times.

Liberals are fucking retarded.

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>>83327764
Hahaha

>>83328153
HAHAHAH stop please you're giving me stomach ache

>>83326241
You need to be a really good shooter to hit something in that stance. I immediately start running left, catch gf and into the lake. He wouldn't be able to hit me.

>>83326241
blast him with my trusty fuddyfive
>jk, yuropoor
I´d probably bleed out from a gunshot through my back suffered whilst fleeing as fast as possible with gf in tow

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Zodias vs. Chigur

Who would win?