what is this stance called?

The walljumper

Animal abuse

>>83324527
crouching bean squashed cock

*blocks your path*

>>83324527
The power crab

The Hurdler

>>83324831
Kek

>>83324527
>that dog's face
Kek

criminal intent

Crouching Migrant Jumping Bean

taco balls

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that's one very angry doggo

"looks like Mexican is back on the menu"
*bites you*
"heh nothing personal but I won't back down"
"If its any consolation kid, my ass is probably going to bleed after his"

>>83324527
Whatever happened in this pic?

Wtf they're literally cornering an angry dog and provoking an attack

>>83325013
Cesar is about to go full SSSST on that dog

>>83325013
Doggo snapped at Beano

>>83325042
>not knowing how to be an alpha male

High Gravity Power Stance

I need that hip mobility for my squats pls help

Cesar apes stronk

Judgemental Biracial Couple

The TSST

>fucking up a lab so much he starts to bite people
I think that's a sign you shouldn't have a dog

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>>83325013

>>83325142
Have you tried stretching your hip flexors and your hamstrings?

>>83325142
do yoga

>>83325013
SSST!
SSST!
SSST!
SSST!
SSST!
SSST!

>>83325237
Now communicate your intentions on her chest by giving her the ol can kick. You see, Park Gok Flong? That's how to assert that you are not the sub.

>>83325237
is he punching the dog down his throat?

They put Holly down right? Or sued Dog Whisperer for giving Holly a taste of human blood? His suburban owners raising a child must be thrilled to have a blooded canine around the house.

angery

How do I get my puppy to stop biting me, he's 8 weeks

The Pack Leader

>>83325569
Kill it.

>>83325481
Cesar adopted him and he is actually well trained now surprisingly

>>83325569
He will stop eventually, just push him away when he does it.

>>83325569
When he bites you just push your fist deeper into its mouth so I can't close it, after a while my dog stopped trying to bite

>>83325501
grr

>>83325013
Something Caesar didn't see coming!

>>83325890
Or the real Holly is a wormy corpse and hollywood Cesar replaced her with a new and (((rehabilitated Holly)))

>>83325569
>>83325924
This. Try to lightly brush your middle fingertip on its cloaca while you're down there, it will never forget the feeling

>>83325569
bite it back to establish dominance

>>83325569
Puppies bite. It's how they play. He'll grow out of it eventually but in the mean time if you dont want to get bit juat walk away or learn to something that will call him down

>>83324527

post a webm of him getting his hand bitten

the dog punt

>>83325231
You don't think some dogs are just born antisocial and a little bit crazy, kinda like people?

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>>83324527

these threads remind me of pan nice and hot threads for some reason

>>83325569
Hold it down using your hand on its head, then stay over it. This will establish dominance. If your dog is alpha-inclined and you let this behavior go unchecked now he will continue to challenge your dominance throughout his life.

>>83326456
Nice advice cuck. Your puppy biting you then you walking away equals he challenges your dominance and you submit and leave establishing him as the alpha.

>>83327640
some, but i worked in a really popular doggy daycare and i've never seen a single retriever that had any behavioral problems like that one did

the worst thing labs or goldens ever do on the regular is just absolutely DEMOLISH their food when they get it. Those dogs have an uncanny ability to swallow whole whatever you put in front of them.

relaxation

POST THE WEBM

>>83325569
you should know this before buying a fucking puppy

i bet you're one of those assholes who end up with a fucked up dog that keeps barking and being annoying and making people hate dogs

>>83325237
Who was in the wrong here?

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>>83324527
"Anal will end this"

it was taught to Caesar by jedi master Roof sidious

>>83325477
if a doggo bites your fist you ram it down its throat so it gags. then you kick the shit out of it

>>83328505
That dog looked rather chill

>>83328684
id kick the shit out of that dog.. just for fun

>>83328505
>kicks the dog

What did he mean by that?

>>83328684
if you know dogs, that isnt the look of chill at all. that is im threatened/scared back off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM

Seriously, what a cunt.

>>83327811
>>83327869
I really hope these are trolls but it's sad that people really are this retarded.

>>83324527
The best part was when he uppercut the dog

>>83328828
it's symbolic you plebian, he's actually kicking God for making him a manlet mexican

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>>83328839
I don't know shit then because he looks calm to me.

>>83328904
That's definitely a nervous/worried expression you idiot, I hope you don't have a dog

>>83328828
He was probably trying to make it stop biting

>>83325569
Get it on its back and hold it there until it calms down and gets up slowly without attacking you again, then encourage it when it does so

>>83328904
You are correct.
That other anon has no idea what he is talking about.

>>83328800

Realizing he should just eat the dog.

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Any Kino where the dangerous beast becomes the hero's friend?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlN6NsbWAQg

>>83328934
Not him but you're dumb as shit

>>83329008
Now that is an angry dog

>>83328904
>eyes wide fucking open
>calm

>>83328961
this

>>83328353
>>83328684
>>83328505
>>83328839
That's literally the cameraman's fault. It doesn't get aggressive until it sees the camera coming closer

>>83329089
kek that's your trigger to spot a terrified dog?? kekekek

>>83328828
>>83325481
>>83325042
>>83324931
>>83324802
Anons who don't know shit about modifying bad dog behavior

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>>83329157
>kekekek

>>83329237
kek how did you got my picture?

>>83324527
Woofior Wuf

>>83325237
*record scratch*
freeze frame
you're probably wondering...

>>83329008
the videos of the goats. turns out the one asshole goat had a super tight collar and after it was removed he was much nicer

I live in a cul-de-sac and one of my neighbors is this old white lady who is terrified of dogs. My old golden retriever got out one day and went slowly over to this lady with his tail wagging hoping to get a few pats and some attention. She screamed bloody murder and CHARGED at my dog and kicked him probably a 1000% harder then Ceasar Milan kicked this dog. I walked over to her calmly and told her if she ever so much as looked at my dog again I would body slam her into the pavement. She mostly stays inside now.

>>83329449
did that make you feel like a big man? you piece of shit?

>>83329449
>Im 12 years old: the post

>>83328505
>>83328505
Dogs fucking hate when they're being suddenly approached from the side like that camera man did (of course a subhuman spic wouldn't know this)

t.doggo owner

>>83325569
Spray bottle of water

One spray every time it bites

>>83329449
I mean, i don't appreciate people beating dogs in any way, but, people who are terrified of dogs aren't really at fault if one of them goes in their direction.

You threatening an old, recluse old woman isn't any better.

I would've floored you the fuck out, you bitch ass nigga.

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>>83329349

>>83324527
>>83325237
>>83328505
>>83328845
9/10 out of 10 Dogs like this get put down, Caesar's the only reason this dog isn't wormfood

Is this where the "perro caca" """meme""" came from?

>>83329570
It's interesting you say that man especially because you weren't there and you didn't floor anyone the fuck out, you reddit spacing faggot. Go back to your cuckshed.

>>83329602
Contrary to what kids believe because it's the popular opinion, Caesar actually knows what he's doing. He has a damn good understanding of dog behavior.

>>83329738
he has a damn good understanding of how to beat up dogs until they fear him enough to "behave"

>>83329701
And you've never gotten out of your basement or threaten an old lady, you faggot piece of shit. You probably also own a faggot cat, don't you? Cunt.

>>83329629
no. leave /sp/ alone, bye.

post more woffer kek videos

>>83329808
KEK, you're one of those youtube commenters that spams "YOU'RE HURTING IT!!!!" on every video involving an animal. I bet you're a vegan and a cuckold with a 90 IQ as well.

>>83329478
It probably did to be honest. I hope that anon removed her hat.

>>83329808
if you don't assert dominance doggo's never gonna respect you

>>83329808
that how dogs are, there is a pecking order enforced by violence and fear

i know in liberal fantasy land all the animals talk and live together in peace and harmony but in real life nature is heartless

>>83329808
You're a cat person, I see.

>>83329808
Trainers advise euthanization for really big "problem dogs"

Even if you hate him Caesar has never advised euthanization and always fixes these dogs.

>>83329905
No, anon. You have you use your words and calmly explain to the doggo why what it did was wrong, and express in the kindest words you can think of that you still love the doggo but are very disappointed in his behavior. It's also important to pause to allow doggo to reply and express his own opinion and thoughts on the matter. Active listening, use a lot of "I statements".

>>83329878
even better, I removed the psycho part of her brain that felt it appropriate to kick a dog in the ribs right near its vital organs for "being near her". You can't shame people like that, you can't reason with them either. Similar to training a dog, you need to make it abundantly clear that sort of behavior will not ever be tolerated.

>>83329808
You can always tell when the cat owners enter dog threads. Toxoplasmosis got to you good.

>>83325477
That is a really efficient but very very dangerous SSST technique in which you introduce your hand in the dogs mouth and send the SSSTs directly into his inner body, accelerating the transformation from bad doggo to good boy.

it's called "Angry doggo, I'm charge here"

>>83329883
yeah i like to show dominance over my dog by booting him in the throat and then piledriving him into the concrete, as taught by cesar milan. thats sure to create a healthy dog right?

>>83330018
And then the whole neighborhood clapped

>>83328847
nah bro I think you're the retarded one, you've yet to prove me otherwise

>>83330053
This never happened.

>>83329808
A K9 officer once told me that some dogs are so feral they only understand beatings.

He had to literally lynch a dog one time. Like hanging it from a tree with its leash and punching him until the dog understands who's dominant.

As shocking as it may be, dogs need dominance early otherwise you may as well put them down.

>>83329160
Go to bed Ceasar

>>83325237
HE'S FAST

>>83330113
Oh, on a sidenote it's in France, and the police takes back dogs from families that bought them and let them out of control (don't train them or such). So he gets almost feral dogs to deal with all the time. Not that there isn't a smartest way to train a dog, but hey he's a policeman.

>>83328847
I bet you'd just walk away if Chad slapped your girlfriend's ass at the bar too

>>83329738
In my enlightened city, the moment an animal wrangler and self-proclaimed pet expert gets bitten by his subject is the moment his wrangling license is revoked and the expert quietly gets tranqed and exiled in the wrangler pit. It's not a revelation a spic is running his scam on know-nothings, and not only is his every word accepted, his act is actually broadcasted for more fools/prospective marks.

cats are cancer

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>>83329449
>I walked over to her calmly and told her if she ever so much as looked at my dog again I would body slam her into the pavement.

>>83330301
>t.toxoplasmosis

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>>83325044
>>83325222
>>83325300
>>83325477
>>83326111
>>83327811
>>83328800
>>83329822
and
>>83330044
holy shit the digits in this thread

>>83330372
>>83330445
I miss Freaks and Geeks

>>83330483
wait...is that gordon, the fat smelly kid?

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>>83330113
>A K9 officer once told me that some dogs are so feral they only understand beatings.
>He had to literally lynch a dog one time. Like hanging it from a tree with its leash and punching him until the dog understands who's dominant.

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>>83324984
>"If its any consolation kid, my ass is probably going to bleed after his"
wut

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>>83330555
impressive, this is turning out to be a great get thread

>>83329449
>I'll body slam you into the pavement, old lady!

I'm glad you don't write movies.

>>83330543
Yep, you meet weird guys while carpooling. My jaw was on the floor when he told us this as if it were normal.

>>83330597
That's the congressman of Montana you're speaking to. Have some respect.

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>>83324527

>>83325237
H-Hayai?

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>>83328992
holy shit

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>>83330213

>>83330698
kek

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>>83330585
Look >>83330666

There literally is no living down getting bit by the subject one is supposedly a paid expert of, and then turning into the camera and admitting
>I wasn't expecting that
Average americans are literally begging to be euthanized just as long as the euthanizer does it in a forceful, dominant manner.

This clip >>83328845 reveals more about the americuck psyche than anything about Holly's behavior. Thank you based Holly for exposing the society where your role is that of a dog.

>>83330555

mexican food

>>83328353
The dog for not respecting the NAP.

>>83330053
yup the reason these dogs are the way they are because the owners never take charge. Then when they realize they have a problem dog and it's gets put down

if a dog doesn't understand it's subservience to humans it's wild instincts take over.

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>>83330698

>>83330521
ye

>growing up with a dog
>regularly getting bitten
>getting into fistfights with him

i thought it was normal

>>83330670
Ai caramba que rapido!

>>83330848
Holy fuck. I never knew that. My mind is legit blown right now

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>>83330738
another one >>83330877

>>83330745
t. dude with one of those shitty 5 lb lapdogs that won't stop yipping

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>>83330836
*Punches cat in the throat*

>>83328904
I have a golden lab, that is a concerned face.

Dominance seems dumb. My doggo only cares about food and pats so I food and pats him when hes good. He only ever does bad stuff when Im not home but theres no point in punishing him after the fact cuz theres no way he would associate it to what he did even just a few minutes ago.

>>83324527
>You reach, I teach.

>>83330936
This response is not dominant enough for my values. Respect unearned.

>>83331010
[blocks your path]

>>83330983
>Not daddybeating him so he knows you love him because you shared your shitty day with him
It's like you hate eternal bonds

>>83328876
lmao

>>83330543
You just know it was a black lab.

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>"It's when you see this type of aggression that you realize you have to assess the situation as quickly as possible and make an immediate decision to repeatedly back over the dog's tail with your truck to establish an ongoing pattern of dominance"
I think he took it a bit too far in that episode. What was he thinking?

>>83331048
*Walks all over you*
Perhaps another time shortstuff

>>83328828
Might have had something to do with the dog shewing his hand off, I don't know.

Imagine you're walking your dog and a kid approaches it to pet it and it clamps down on his arm. The dog was probably euthanized already.

>>83331150
wtf I hate dogs now

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>>83329008

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>>83331223
>shewing

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>>83330990

>>83331135
No it was a Malinois

>>83329449
If I heard that somebody act like this IRL I would poisoning his dog

>>83324527
The "Overcompensating Manlet"
>a-at least dogs respect me (sometimes)

>>83324527
the Water Squatter

>>83325569
He's teething

is there anything worse than dog owners? Always excusing their shithounds behavior. The fucking thing could be shitting in public property, barking all fucking day at everything and attacking people but its 'not their fault' because invariably they will perform mental gymnastics to concoct some kind of bullshit excuse for their animals shitty behavior. I make it a point to unfriend and cease contact with anyone if at any point I find out they are or have declared to have been a 'dog person'. Fucking worst people in existence. If you consider yourself to be on the 'dog lover' spectrum in any capacity do me a huge favor and just neck yourself. You wouldn't just be doing ME a favor, but the rest of your neighborhood as well.

>>83330666
BRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPP

>>83325569
Like a child you just beat him

>>83329008
Cesar is not that dangerous.

>>83331448
I just told you I did and you won't do shit about it either you subhuman piece of garbage. English as a second language idiot, you'll need to find shoes and a meal to last you through the day first lmao

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Did Caesarposting save /tv/?

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>>83331709
Fuck off back to 9gag.

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>>83327938
>Those dogs have an uncanny ability to swallow whole whatever you put in front of them.

>>83329121
But the camera wasn't getting closer

>>83330543
This. I'm fucking crying

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>>83328845
>Is hee okeeeyy? Oh my gosh that was reeely baaad.

>>83328876
kek

>>83328845
>You know, this was one of the first episodes where I thought, aha, he's believing his own hype now.
Fucking random youtuber knows more about the business than /tv/

>>83329008
>Since TDW has gone off the air, Señor Milan has stopped using and has mostly forgotten English as a language.

>>83332191
THAT'S ANIMAL ABUSE

>>83325237
N..NANI?!

dogs are scary as fuck when they show their teeth, they look like fuckin hell demons

>>83330666
>In a show of dominance, Señor Millan defecates in Holly's food dish.

>>83331871
Gott damn, that is the best picture I've ever seen of her

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>>83332640
I have two dogs and they are very violent against other dogs and yet...not once, not even once have they ever made this face. They just growl a bit and launch at other dogs. I don't know, I've always wondered why that is.

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>>83324527
slam dance

>>83329449
Everyone is a faggot. You did the right thing. A woman that age needs to be able to identify aggression or anger. Except you shouldn't threaten, or you can get charged.

>>83332814
Same here lol. And I've seen other dogs of the same breed as mine (cocker spaniel) do it but mine doesn't show his teeth ever. I wonder if dogs learn that from other dogs or what.

>>83324527
The shit in the food bowl domination move.

It was a mild incident and now the dog is well trained. This meme is fucking garbage.

>>83333026
Yeah it's weird. I don't know, the fact that my dogs looks relatively calm before striking is kind of scarier.

>>83332191
What's wrong with this dog? Is it actually identifying shit it shouldn't be eating?

>>83324527
tossed salad and scrambled eggs

>>83330044
kek

>>83333079
>Cesar's proposed followup 'Mild Encounters' was canned by A&E
Heartbreaking

3s

>>83333231
He's short-sighted. His owner is purposely throwing stuff at his half-blind dog for laughs.

Woah this thread
Now I want to ram it down dog's throat so much
Is it okay?

>>83333512
Sure. Pick the bigger bull terrier you can.

>>83333512
Dog probably won't allow that behavior from someone who habitually asks for approval and permission.

>>83325237
KISAMA

thanks OP I squat for dog he hiss at beaner

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>pupper chewing on his leg again
>bandage it
>gives me this face

who was in the wrong here?

>>83325237
Stupid fucking dog
I hope he kicked the shit out of it and killed it
I hate those fucking creatures

>>83329008
this video and cesar embodies the left's ideology and goal. Believe in the cause, brothers.

>>83334096
The toxoplasmosis is real.

>>83334365
HOLY FUCK CP MODSSSS

>>83334365
Fuck off with your hidden gay porn you faggot

>>83329008
>anybody would've euthanized that bitch
Christ, Cesar.

There's literally nothing wrong about kicking a dog, they are fucking animals and need to be handled properly if they misbehave

>>83334365
Enjoy your ban, newfag.

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>humans

>>83325569
fart him in the face

>>83329008
This is ultimate proof against the people who claim Cesar is a hack.

>>83334013
You're making me miss my beagles.

>>83335173
Nice try, Cesar. It's not even the same dog.

>>83330044
underrated post

>>83328828
what would you do if a dog bit your hand and wouldn't let go?

>>83325569
Knee next to it and show it your arm. If it snarls and bites your hand, then punch it in the face. Then stand up and kick the dog till it let's go

Trust me, I have a TV show about this stuff

>>83329121
The fuck are talking about

Cat owners need to be dragged out to the streets and beaten with a bamboo cane

Why do they allow themselves to be the submissive ones in the household is beyond me

>>83327869
a baby isn't thinking about becoming muh alpha you fucking nut

he's just playing, he hasn't learned bite inhibition yet

>>83328961
That's not how dogs work. It will just harden its grip in retaliation.

>>83328934
Nice try, mister dog expert

>>83334013

Give it a chew toy, and use Bitter Apple on the leg (not in an open sore) as a deterrent

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>Dog cucks
Cats are better

Sometimes it really is the human that is being a cunt. Only time I've ever see a dog attack anyone was when my drunk as shit friend insisted on fucking with a really friendly pitbull. He grabbed it repeatedly and shook the fucking thing, still to this day I don't know what he was thinking and just like in the Ceasar Milan video the dog was visibly upset and I wasn't shocked at all when it latched onto him

why do dogs eat their unconscious owner's face sometimes? google it if you dont believe me

>>83329449
haha dude that reminds me of a funny story

one day my neighbor got a new dog and it was the same breed as mine, but his looked much nicer so I fed it rat poison and it died

>Caring about animals
Well done, you're autistic!

>>83335750
just bants

>>83325310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyUechPIIOg
??

>>83335931
>that kid who types random strings on the /mu/ part of youtube then posts the result to express himself

>>83329160
>modifying bad dog behavior
Food aggression is better treated over time. You don't want to condition the dog into being submissive against specific actions rather than eliminating its aggression.

>repairman comes over to look at dryer
>have one of my dogs loose
>he is sick, old and tired and doesnt give a fuck about anything
>tell the repairman the dog is ok when he gets here
>he immediately fast walks over to the dog and shoves his hand in its face to pet it
>dog obviously snaps at him

Who was in the wrong here? The repairman seemed pretty mad that he was almost bit, but to me it was completely that retards fault

>>83335770
>dude humans are not animals lmao

>>83324527
the doge molester

>>83328505
Oh god my sides

>>83336191
Speak for yourself pussy

>>83328839
This is actually pretty interesting - grew up around cats, can read them like a book, but I'd have also guessed this dog was calm. Good job I have no plans to get a dog - think I'd need to get some sort of dog training training first.

>>83329008
That melts my heart
Maybe there's hope for all wayward beasts, they just need someone patient to show them the right way eh

>>83336191
Shut up monkey

>>83335463
Then what should you do? Let it bite you ?

>>83328845
Catanon again - I feel bad for this dog, how do they get like this?

>>83324527
>tfw i believed it was all real and doge whispering was real
never again american reality television

>>83336089

Repair man

If you arnt good with animals you arnt white

>>83336089
That doesn't sound like how you'd approach any sort of animal desu - screw that guy

>>83336605
Bite it back, you fool

>>83331135
>>83331435
3 hours later I got your joke. Fuck I'm dumb

>>83335750
They're animals. You're food.

Dogs that are violent towards humans have no place in this world and need to be put down.

>>83337113

just like niggers?

>>83324527

Casaer is a fucking retard. He seriously believes in that flawed shit about alphas like the rest of the idiots that parrot that shit. It's a myth touted by losers that want to appear to not be losers based on a study of a mashed together group of wolves who weren't even related.

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>>83335541

snakes with fur

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>>83324527

the "i'm gonna crush your doggy house... with no survivors" stance

>>83333231
His owner is clearly white, which makes him bad at sports.

>>83329449
Fuck old ladies.
My father and I were at some point working on one of his motorbikes in the garage while the door was open while our German Shepherd and cat was able to walk in and out freely, the cat decided to lie down on the pavement to bask in the sun. A while later this old cunt of a lady comes up to him with her walker, instead of going around it she simply tried to walk straight him. Our Shepherd immediately jumped to its rescue and ran straight up to the old woman and began barking at her.

>>83335239
call the police

>>83336490
I dunno, America has a lot of failed social programs

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>>83332191
needs to take some tips from this guy

>>83324831
Underrated

>>83330113
>>83330543

nigger broscience

>>83329449
Congrats on Thursday's big win, Greg.

The punto

>>83326406
>brush your middle finger tip down its cloaca

Wut

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>>83337690
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?

>>83328992
:')
lmao

>>83325237
Me on the left.

>>83329602
>9 out of 10 out of 10

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>>83342270

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>>83329008
>that river of blood on his ranch

How the fuck do you even turn a labrador into such an aggressive animal? Mine wouldn't hurt a fly

>>83336089
You told him the dog is ok, it was reasonable enough for him to assume you had trained your dog properly

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DO NOT TOUCH

>>83328679
Holy kek.

>be doggo
>jus want peace and quiet
>dumass owner keeps fuckin w me
>tell him to fuck off
>some manlet mexico shows up
>touches my fucking face
>bite.jpg
>gets kicked
>says im bad doggo
>owners agree
>cameraman agrees
>neighbor doggo agrees
>cat agrees
>mfw

>>83324686
Underrated

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>>83330698

>>83345215
that's one comfy hobo

>>83324686
I died

>>83325237
YAMEROOO

>>83345813

hey I know that word

>>83332191
>>83332872

>the moment you realise your dog is dumb

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>>83325237
>>83330670
>>83332586
>>83345349
i love you guys

>>83325814
Get out a' here Nia!