WOW Just wanna thank the FANS for lovin our R-Rated summer comedy!

candy ass critics never been told so hard in their life!

>>83322822
The presidency... Dahnald. Give it now!

>>83322822
I fucking loathe this website

>>83322822
>69m production budget + Xm marketing
>28m first weekend, domestic

It's bombing, right? I can't masturbate unless I know it's going to fail.

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>>83323184

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>>83322822
The rock looks larger than average in that picture

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>>83323403
For you

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>Baywatch is a.... comedy

>>83323010
>>83322822
*blocks your criticism*

>have Daddario (who even showed her pussy on TD)
>have this blond mega milk bitch (who would do anything for a "career")
>R rated
>doesnt show a single titty
gayest movie of all time

>>83323758
Whooaa? Really? You need breasts in your movies when we got easy access to porn? Sorry you feel that way. But we do have raunchy flacid penis in this movie and fans are LOVING it ;) #justforthefans

>>83322822
For a second I thought was retarded summer comedy

>>83323758
Ha, yeah its just not connecting with the critics. The FANS are loving it! Sold out theaters across the country. Going global next week.

Going to see this with all my bros tonight! Pumped and hyped!

>>83323758
>doesnt show a single titty
Thais fo real?

>>83325298
You're gonna pisss yourselves

>>83325128
>>83325298
you're gonna bust a gnut, now that's a rock solid promise.

just saw baywatch and i gotta say, it was HELLA EPIC

Dwayne Johnson is such a lame try-hard it's pathetic.

Oh I'm posting that!

>>83323497
What is the name of this stance?

>>83322822
>Baywatch
>no tits
How do you fuck up so badly?

>>83326797
Big guy no jutsu

>>83325373
Don't worry, they show lots of cock.

just got back from Viewing that Comedy Kino

I can confirm its a urinating good time for the whole family.

There I was sitting in the dark theater. Wearing my Jean Shorts and Sandals (my regular theater fashion).
its a non stop laugh riot. actually its too many laughs because i missed some jokes when the entire audience were guffawing uncontrollably. About half way into the showing i felt a warn wet sensation on my bare feet. I looked down and noticed a steady stream of urine washing down over my feet.
By the third act the piss stream turned into a mighty cataract of warm yellow liquid

>>83322822
>blockbuster.
uh huh
you gotta respect that hustle tho

Do you think he really hates our boy Vin or was it just a publicity stunt for the movie?

>>83325298
Dont wear socks. They'll get soggy FOR SURE ;)

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>>83326845

Furthermore

>Baywatch
>No fake tits

I mean, for fucks sake, Pamela Anderson pretty much popularized big fake tits in those poor, unfortunate countries that never had a Lolo Ferrari.

>>83326890
>>83326999
I'm missing the joke, does the Rock love piss?

>>83326890
Ha, we're LOVIN these piss stories. Sold out theaters across the country. The critics just don't get it but this one is for the FANS. Glad to be able to give you guys a dirty lil R-Rated movie this summer ;)

>>83322822
Why is the Rock so goddamn dumb? This looks like a Top Gun remake, not a single tit and full of homolust and men abs

>>83327033
Youre gonna love piss if you see this movie. You'll be swimming in piss and laughing with your buddies. This one is for the grown-ups ;)

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>tfw the rock is sacrificing himself so his co-stars won't get bothered
>all the negative media and public attention is going to him, so effron, dadario, and the two other girls can go scot free

The Rock is really a bro.

>>83327099
>full of homolust and men abs
Well, Dwayne is a fag after all

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WOW

Dude he's an old man. Of course he's going to say stupid old man shit.

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>>83327019

They could have gone all out with huge, plastic filled knockers in this version and played it as "satire" of the original.

>>83322822
baywatch?
more like
GAYWATCH

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Is he behind all of this?

>>83323242
Yeah, I wanna know how much they spent on marketing though cause this movie was fucking everywhere. It's been a while since I felt a movie being pushed so fucking hard.

>>83323266
Can you post this on reddit too? I want this meme to spread.

People in 3rd world shitholes are gonna hate it when they realize there isn't a single nipple slip and they went into an R rated film to watch dick and balls. That's really gonna piss some people off in latin america.

>>83323010
Someone photoshop Ted Cruz's face onto this.

>>83327379
he's probably pounding all of them

>>83322822
What makes it r?

Dardar getting her tits out again?

GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS NEW BAYWATCH MOVIE? IT HAS TONS OF FUN

GO SEE IT IF YOU HAVEN'T

>>83329670
THE FAKE CRITICS DIDN'T LIKE IT, BUT THE FANS DID. CHECK IT OUT IF YA SMELLLLALALALALOWWW WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN

Me and my falcon had a bloody good time! I recommend it to anyone who can appreciate RAUNCHY and ADULT humor! My only problem is that the Rock is a poor actor but other than that it's great!

>>83329855
GET THAT SPOILER OUT OF HERE JABRONIE. THE ROCK GETS MORE PIE THAN YOU DO IN A LIFETIME BABY! BUT THE ROCK AGREES THAT THE MOVIE IS RAUNCHY AND ADULT AND THAT THE FANS LOVED IT.

FANS are LOVING the new RAUNCHY FILM but movie theatres and critics don't get it, perhaps because so much PISS is flooding theatres across America, the RICH theatre owners are mad about the cleanup COSTS.

>>83329961
>THE ROCK GETS MORE PIE

Is that what they call male anus these days?

>>83330052
THE ROCK IS STRAIGHTER THAN A DELICIOUS MEATY STRUDEL, HE DOESN'T SWING THAT WAY. HE ONLY DOES IT FOR THE MILLIONS (AND MILLIONS) OF THE ROCK'S STRAIGHT GOD FEARING FANS WHO LOVE CREAM PIES.

>>83323758
dropped

>>83329723
>>83329670
>>83329855
>>83329961
>>83330011

Haha hey brothers! Glad to see you've been enjoying our raunchy lil fun comedy. The true fans love it, and the critics don't understand!

This has been an incredible passion project for me, brothers. GO watch it again and again! haha. Mahalo #MuchLove

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>>83330129
The Rock thanks you for that...

>Go at the theatre
>manage to sneak in by pretending to be with a group
>Take the mandatory theatre shower before going to my seat
>Suddenly ARE YOU SMELLING WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
>Oh no
>DWAYNE JOHNSON barges in, naked. I'm the only other guy
>"WELL LOOK AT THAT. SURELY WE HAVE A FAN OF RAUNCHY AND ADULT COMEDY HERE TODAY"
>He walks toward me, his MONSTER COCK dangling
>"SO JABRONY, EXCITED TO SEE MY NEW MOVIE?"
>I can't answer; (Mom's shampoo tastes terrible and I don't want it in my mouth)
>"You will LOVE it little man"
>A-actually Mr.Johnson, I'm coming to watch Guardians...
>He raises an eyebrow
>For the second time

And this is the story of how I made the Rock cry

>>83322822
Honest to God, whoever had the bright idea of putting ALEXANDRA FUCKING DADDARIO in a swimsuit that doesn't show off her tits, needs to be taken out back and shot.

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>>83330322
>"WELL LOOK AT THAT. SURELY WE HAVE A FAN OF RAUNCHY AND ADULT COMEDY HERE TODAY"

I imagine this is how Rock "The John" Dwayneson actually types.

>>83323758
I bet they show man ass and dick though.

I dont care what the catalyst is, putting R rating movies into the spotlight is a good thing.

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>The pair have good chemistry. -Observer (UK)

Oh yes they do

>>83330432
The Rock is not gay at all, he just loves that penises are RAUNCHY and ADULT (not for the kids lol) for all of his FANS (And not those Jabronie critics :()

>>83330542
I love my semen demon.

>>83330542
that's a PAIR if I've ever seen one

>>83323184
Then leave! why are you here?

Rocky is definitely in the closet right?

>>83330655
NOTHING GAY ABOUT DROPPING THE PEOPLE'S ASSHOLE INTO ANOTHER MAN'S STRUDEL U JABRONIE MARK!

*gives you a Rock Bottom asexually*

IF YA SMELL... WHAT THE ROCK... IS COOKIN

>>83330542
/oursuccubus/
>http://www.mtv.com/news/podcasts/happy-sad-confused/alexandra-daddario-doug-liman/
>"It's not like people were being mean after that scene. They were saying things like "I love your boobs, I want them in my face". That's pretty nice"

>>83322822
is this movie gonna be sexual?

>>83330655
He constantly talked about shoving things up other male wrestlers asses while he was in the WWF. What do you think?

>>83330812
It's a RAUNCHY and FUN movie, so bring a mop when you go see it ;)

>>83330812
it depends. do you consider people peeing themselves sexual?

>>83323184
I don't. I sometimes attempt to kill time on other websites. I fucking rage at how fucking stupid they can be.

Remove /pol/ from non-/pol/ boards and I promise I would never badmouth this place.

>https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/869210578237239296
>Luv seeing this on our #Baywatch secret weapon @thejonbass. So happy for him. Great guy & even better kisser.
What did he mean by this?

>>83331062

>le /pol/ boogeyman

4chan isn't your safe space faggot. You have to go back.

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>>83331066
The Rock wasn't lying when he said his movie was gonna be RAUNCHY folks!

>>83329405
even efron?

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/868911865652539392
>That's cause we know each other personally.. and your sense of humor is an elevated Rated R. Like mine. Glad ya had fun J!!

>ELEVATED RATED R SENSE OF HUMOR
Are you ELEVATED /tv/?

>>83331198
#StayElevated Jabronie marks!

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>>83330715
>>83326890
>mfw rockposting

>>83331198
t. can't into what The Rock is cookin'

I'm out of the loop

Can someone explain this meme?

I just want him to host Dead Nigger Storage Wars.

I don't know about you guys, but I am fucking ELATED at the hype surrounding this. Gives me something to look forward to watching.

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this thread

>>83331431
It's forced

>>83331553
t. Jabronie Critic

>>83330455
Ha, glad to see you appreciate it brother! Loved working on this dirty lil R-Rated summer comedy for ya. We love to give to the FANS. Mahalo

>>83331553
Yeah according to you, who's just another critic. The fans of /tv/ are LOVING rockposting

>>83330715
>droppin the people's asshole

I fucking cried m8. Congrats on the dubs btw!

>>83331574
>>83331625
Know your role and shut your mouth

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>>83331553
*Rock Bottoms you through the Mexican announce table, in the straightest way possible because the Rock loves pie*

>>83327447
> 6'0" vs 5'11"

>>83331668
Whoa, brotha! Nothing but positive vibes here how about you relax candyass?

>>83331180
Ha, as you can see the FANS are lovin this one. We worked hard on this dirty lil R-Rated blockbuster. The critics just didnt connect. But we made this one for the true FANS!

>>83331728
It doesn't matter

>>83331553
Whaaa? Who taught you memenomics? We're going global next week. This ones for FANS. Critics just dont connect.

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Wow come see this raunchy r-rated flick all ye horny teens

>This thread
I'm assuming he (rock) made a joke about piss/ laughter in an interview and you autists have latched onto it for some reason?

The thing that put me off from the trailer was the joke about him eating the fat of a dead man. Who enjoys that idea?

>>83331553
Name one meme that wasn't forced.

>>83322822

Thanks :^)

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>>83331842
>bikini's
>'

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>>83331842
But The Rock is totally not gay

>>83325298
Gotta get Raunchy with the bros!

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>>83332236

I like rockposting, guys

>>83331939

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Yo BROTHAS, check it out! While my FANS are out there PISSING themselves watching this summer's R comedy, I'm here getting ready for the next CHALLENGE! What started off as a nice, relaxing "ah it's Sunday, let me go in here and get some light stretching in" turned into, Imma smash shit 'cause I'm a grateful man on this holiday weekend... plus I ate way too many brownies last night.

>>83332743
That's the look of a real MAN who isn't afraid to get a bit RAUNCHY with his bros!

>>83332619
I love /trans/, lads.

Just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. We roll pretty deep and let me tell you, not a dry seat in the house. The piss was intense. Piss dripping out the seats, piss flowing down the aisles, piss in the popcorn. Piss jets in every direction. I actually shit myself three times, I told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped. It was all a good vibe. Great night out and if you roll with a chill crew and not a bunch of permavirgin goobers then you'll have a wicked sick time. SLAYED.

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>>83329327

i pissed on a rock a few minutes ago. i dont get the hype

>>83323905
>>83325128
Critics hate because no pusy shot?

>>83331553
You just dont get it,its R RATED and meant to be RAUNCHY

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>>83333102

>the hill The Rock chose to die on is a fucking Baywatch remake

Maybe Rock is crypto hardcore Baywatch fan who collects figures or something?

>>83322822
I still don't understand what demographics they were trying to target with this movie. Like, who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

>>83333102
BAYWATCH coming to India next week. FANS are lovin it so far brotha. Mahalo

>>83333248
The millions (and millions) of fans who love RAUNCHY and R-RATED comedy fun

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>>83327019
>Bimbowatch

Could've been kino of the highest order.

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Dwayne is a total dude bro
I bet he loves pulling pranks with his bros

>>83323184
then stick with reddit faggot

>>83333502
Haha that sounds pretty raunchy, I bet the fans would LOVE it

>>83333774
Maybe it will make it into his next R rated flick

Why the fuck there's a lot rock and baywatch thread?

>shill

>>83331553
Woah slow down brotha! True FANS are loving The ROCK (tm), haha for real though this raunchy meme has everyone howling and pissing. Ignore the critics (haters) *fist bump*

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>>83333476
>you will never see Staci Doll get BLACKED
Imagine the anal scenes.

>>83334117
>Staci Doll
>Blacked
>Anal
This might be the most niggerish post of the day

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Been seeing this for hours now, someone link the tweet where he says this?

>>83331939
No he asserted in a tweet that fans across the country have been uncontrollably urinating themselves upon viewing Baywatch.

>>83331188
Especially Efron

>>83334588
He's still having his meltdown
https://twitter.com/TheRock/with_replies

>>83331062
Nice blogpost faggot. You have to go back