Riverdale--BLEACHED edition

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>>83321479
>it's a "Archie turns down two Aryan beauties for non-whites" episode

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Reminder that the only good part of this show is Blondefu.

You faggots don't even watch this show you post your damn waifus

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>>83322342

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when you find out your sister is carrying incest twins

>>83322667
If she bangs Cheryl, is it still incest?

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>>83322408
She needs to stop eating burgers

>>83321479
Do they have to fucking do this in every show now. Shit is so forced.

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>>83322408
>>83322572
I want to have sex with Veronica very, very badly

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Anyone who doesn't think Cheryl is objectively best girl is fundamentally less than human and deserves to burn with the rest of the non-believers.

>>83324479
>even /pol/ want to have sex with Veronica
I'll give it to the casting guys

>>83324574
Correct.

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>>83324574
This.

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>>83322667

That was bullshit. Who cares about a relation from a hundred years ago?

>>83322408
>wearing pearls while in gym

Dropped.

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>>83322667

>>83325391
>>83325908
>>83322667
I hope thwre will be some incestuous tones with them and Chic. I can see them being attracted to a "Blonde Adonis" stranger until they realized he's their older bro.

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>>83324574
absolutely correct, anon.

>>83324574
>Cheryl
>best girl
I can guarantee she wouldn't let you try buttstuff, so she can't be best girl

>>83326307
>ywn breed with her and expand your dynasty

>>83325391

The kids could come out retarded

>>83325426
She even sleeps with them on

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Best boy.

>>83327496
How many generations down does it stop affecting the chances of birth defects?

My grandmother's parents were first cousins, and from what I've been able to see from our family history there hasn't been any retards. Other than the cousin that was retarded cause the doctors somehow prevent her from getting any air in after her mother gave birth

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what was this look trying to convey?

>>83327496

No they couldn't. Incest only matters for siblings and first cousins. A relation from a hundred years ago means absolutely nothing. Redhead Archie is probably more closely related to the Blossoms than the Coopers.

>>83328063
That's the look of a man who realised he fucked up and was not about to get any that night

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>>83328170
Good. Betty gets to stay pure.

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>>83328063

>>83328063
Tunnel Snakes rule

>>83328170
>not about to get any that night

You don't understand females. They love bad boys.

It would be great if in season two, Jughead becomes the leader of the Tunnel Snakes and Cheryl takes over the Blossom drug cartel. And Veronica's father is probably involved in the drug trade as well. He has thugs in Montreal and isn't that where the drugs come from? Goodbye high school drama, hello Narcos.

>>83328323
>Tunnel Snakes

You beat me by three minutes.

>>83328420
>Goodbye high school drama, hello Narcos.
>each season is a knock off of a different show
I'd watch it

I really want to know what the thought process behind Riverdale was. Did some executive just pick a up an Archie comic for his kid and thought: "Hell i bet i could make a lot of money with a tv show like this. All i need to add is murder, drugs, incest and violence."

>>83328851
I read that part of the reason it was made into a show was because people were losing interest in the Archie Comics and basically money wasn't coming through.

>>83329243
They've basically tried everything at this point to try to get the books to sell. The reboot didn't pan out like they thought it would sales wise

>>83321479
>Miscegenation is not wholesome!

Even your Confederate great-grandpappy knew black women were where it was at.

>>83328666

Veronica: Plata o plomo?

Archie: The guy was an interior decorator. He killed thirty Czechoslovakians!

Cheryl: Where's the gabagool?

Jughead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHQMvhcj0EI

Betty: He can't keep getting away with it!

>>83328041

Hate to break it to you anon, but you are the retard.

>>83330515
10/10 but I also would have accepted "SHIT BOYS WE GOTTA GET OUT OF GUNS OR ELSE WHITE IS GONNA GET BROWN TO COME DOWN ON BLACK AND US"

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>>83321479
I think the CW and almost all networks love bleaching now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly5JES1xWe0

>>83330515

I love how hiveminded /tv/ is when it comes to applying Sopranos to other stuff

>>83331598

good

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>>83324574
Jason being resurrected by Sabrina when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riVuI9qQvOc

>>83328101
First cousins can have kids with no consequences as long as the bloodlines have no history of repeated cousin to cousin procreation.

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>>83321479
It was distracting how ugly she was compared to him.

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>>83329608
I like the reboot though and so do most who read it

too bad almost no one reads comics

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>>83330515
>>83331595
>Jughead has to go to Reggie for a favor


/rasps BOYS, WHITE HAS TO REACH TO YELLOW, LEST BROWN TURN US BLACK AND BLUE

>>83324574
I completely agree

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>>83331903
Neve Campbell should play Jughead's mom