ITT: Characters who laterally did nothing wrong
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>>83321225
>kills his wife
>Plants a loaded weapon in a small autistic boys backpack
>frames his brother for the murder of his wife
>>83322238
His wife was a cunt
Satan. I'm not kidding. What did Satan do, christfags? Compared to God's murderous rampage.
Salazar
>dad murdered by pirates
>decide to wipe them out becuase they're murderers and rapists and shit
>get cursed and forced to sit inside a mountain for 20 years
>finally get cured and immediately killed by a friend of the cunt who cursed you
>somehow you're the bad guy
>>83321225
He was a retard. all he had to do was not talk to him again and just enjoy his life. He got away with murder literally and then fucked it all up. He deserved everything he got.
>getting his qtpi asian waifu killed
Unforgivable.
Lester was a beta race-mixer
>>83321559
EYY RENT BOY
FOKN CIGARAETTES
>>83322600
This is something I didn't understand. She was actually very supporting and loving at the start. Basically telling him to just try his best and she loves him. then all of a sudden turns into hyper cunt. Didn't like that.
>>83322637
Oh yeah? Well you're probably fat and wear a stupid hat.
Christians: 1
Atheist: 0
God wins again
John Rayburn
>>83322238
>Plants a loaded weapon in a small autistic boys backpack
that was fucking hilarious
so was planting his wife's pic behind the machine gun
>>83322621
>that hairline
everytime
>>83322621
that hairline tho
>>83322718
Answer the question. Name one thing objectively horrible thing Satan did that God didn't.
>>83322726
>killing a guy because hes a lazy dickhead
>not just kicking him out of the marines
>>83322806
your mom lole
>>83322686
>not spreading glorious Aryan seed across the entire rainbow of races
Ishygddt
>>83322806
tempting humans into original sin and getting us kicked out of paradise.
>>83322806
2 spoopy
>>83322816
You must be at least 18 to post on 4chan.
>>83322849
>dude you can't eat apples lol
God's a fuckin dummy
>>83322849
Giving us the gift of knowledge and giving us concepts of right and wrong, got it.
>>83322880
you just don't get it, it's like a metaphor and shit
>>83322880
I know. Why didn't he just build a fence or something?
>>83322699
no she wasnt. the entire time you could tell she regretted marrying him and always belittled him passive aggressively
>>83321225