ITT: Contrarian Filter

Anybody that dislikes this film is underage. There's just no other way. It was literally the perfect action film for adults.

>>83321339
action films are for children

It was garbage. Contrarians will disagree.

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>>83321877

>>83320664
i liked it, not as much as the first but it was a decent flick

what i didn't like was the sound effects like the silenced guns meme (doesn't exist) and the stormstrooper tier of bad guy accuracy

also the film was really forcing the universe backstory and lore, it felt like a videogame in some sense, like an assassins creed feel but actually better than their own film adaption

Good film but the original was superior.

>>83321914
The film is universally acclaimed. You're the only contrarian here retard.

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>>83321940
>>83321949
>le doggo revenge motivation flick that appealed to my reddit manchild sensibilities

>>83321914
>i only like boring movie that i don't even understand

>>83321933
Yes, that is the type of child who will praise action films.

>>83321983
(you)

>>83321983
Keanu's acting cannot carry the story of John Wick 2, so it fails compared to the original's simple premise.

>>83322375
if it falls to keanu's acting to carry something, then that something is just going to roll around on the ground.

>Ares will never fuck you with a strap-on and gently stroke your cock

Why live?

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>>83322800
>[in sign language] well anon, you said you wanted to fuck a lesbian, this is how we do it
>*motions with hands for you to bend over*

>>83322375
B-But he doesn't talk much

>>83322865
b-but I wanna look at her while it's happening

>>83321339
no it wasn't
john wick was great, john wick 2 was a bad sequel

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>She will never be your bodyguard

>>83322865
>>83323332
>abused as a child
>turns out lesbian

everytime

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it was fine, i liked it

>>83321339

John wick was allot better

I'm just tired of the deigo grease ball mafia in movies

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>>83323366
>she'll never take out her anger towards men on your boypussy

>>83321339

The first one did things well, but the sequel was shit.

>>83323551

you mean the first one was obscure so its cool to like it but then the second one got mainstream hype so its not cool to like it anymore

>>83320664
The first half is ok. Fun mindless action, very well executed, nothing too exceptional. But the second half of the film ascends into art-house kinographiè. Best action movie in ages.

Had too much repetitive action.
It was funny when the swarm of enemies would stop when he is reloading, and then instantly they start popping up exactly when he finished reloading, every time. When this became too obvious, that's when you know that the action was now thought up well enough and had too much copy pasta.

Reduce the action scenes in the movie by 15 minutes,
substitute additional 20 or 30 minutes with Morpheus and his men having a war with Mobster wannabe, while Wick is in the middle of crossfire being forced to be a little more creative.
Then, the movie would have been great

>>83320664
>Reddit: The Flick
go back

>>83325691
Kill yourself

>>83323366
PURE COINCIDENCE.