LYNCHINGS

Can we all agree that Wally is in fact an actor playing their dead son?

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>>83320340

ga- i mean, jay

>>83320706

lol internet tough guy

>>83320340
What a pleb

>>83320340

molly... molly l-looks like a dude tho

wahhhhhh
it's not a rehash of the original show
and actually something that's evolved! wahhhhhhhhh

>>83320340
This is the worst scene out of all 34 episodes including james song

>>83320340
paul f thompkins was literally some of the shittiest taste ever, i have no idea why he runs in circles with people with actually talent.

for instance. see if you can make it 2 minutes into this. he made pre-anti-trumper Tim Heidecker completely unfunny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ya1a-2R6o0

>>83320340
I wish "Molly" would tone down "her" heart rate... to zero beats per minute.

>>83320854
That scene was the best pleb filter ever.

>>83320826
he probably serves himself additional helping of dishonest kino

he fills his mind with the equivalent of mental comfort food and he is obese and flatulent in the conceptual sense

making him watch unprocessed lynch would be like making a fatty eat raw vegan

>>83320838
>evolved
How does a lolsorandum scene of michael cera doing an ironically bad brando impression mean the show has evolved? I mean I agree with that sentiment, but that scene sure as hell isn't representative of it

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>>83320854

>>83320820
well yeah, he explicitly implied that with that tweet..are you dense?

>>83320340
>satellite television

loooooooooooool

>>83320340
Thats a lovely turn of phrase

>>83320854

found the shit eating pleb

>>83320340
literally fucking who

>>83320889
>dude bazinga lmao!

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>tone down the artsy shit
This is the world we live in now.

Not one single argument in this thread explaining why this scene isn't terrible garbage.

>>83320938
What's artsy about Michael Cera acting like a retard?

>>83320340
Is pretending this scene is good some kind of spicy new meme? I can't tell who's being ironic anymore but I do know I could've done without superbad in my twin peaks

>>83320961
Not one explaining why it is.

>>83320962
it wasn't "good" but it wasn't really something outlandish for Twin Peaks..Paul F. "I Voice A Cartoon Labrador" Thompson is just a huge pleb

>>83320938

>make something weird and awkward
>"lol it's just artsy, lynch is a true artist, plebs just don't understand"

Whatever faggot.

>>83320897
Evolution doesn't necessarily mean positive... Like, are you retarded?

>>83320994
It definitely took me out of the show. It didn't make any sense and stuck out like a sore thumb

>>83320340
Paul F. Tompkins has been a known cuck, along with most people who run in the same circles as Patton Oswald

>>83321009
Sure whatever the scene is shit autismo

>>83321034
>Mr. Show? Never heard of it. Does it come on TV Land?

>>83321031
pleb detected :^)

>>83320706
one for Star Wars please

>>83320340
Literally who

>>83321009
>Evolve: develop gradually, especially from a simple to a more complex form.
dude michael cera lmao its art you justdungeddid XD LYNCHED

>>83320854
Found the cuck pleb that has shit for brains. It was easily one of the best scenes and youd know that if you werent such a faggot

>>83320932
>hey Annie, Garmonbozinga!

>>83321063
You don't have any legs to stand on to call anyone anything considering you're too retarded to know what evolution means. I be you unironically think that devolution is a real word

>>83320854
It was Family Guy tier.

>>83320897
It's an evolution of James character, specifically a degeneration.

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>>83320826
>>83320340
He disliked Thief as well.

>>83320504
where did this theory come from?

>>83321115
>>83321147
>haha mom look Im pretending to be retarded on the internet
When does summer school start?

>>83321172
This poster is guaranteed to be mentally incapable of owning a driver's license

>>83321000
You seem awfully upset over a show that you should have known was going to be bizarre. Maybe you should save yourself some pain and stop watching or clicking on these threads.

>>83321031
It fits in along with all the other scenes in Missing Pieces, like the 2x4 scene
If you didn't watch Missing Pieces or one of the fanedits you weren't prepared for season 3

>>83321000
you don't have to watch it edgelord

>>83321111
>dude michael cera lmao its art you justdungeddid XD LYNCHED

I like I said none of this shit of the sort, yet you're putting words in my mouth you're so upset. Evolution doesn't always equal a positive change. That's a fact. All I pointed out was that's it's retarded to thinking that a show, 25 years later, is going to be exactly the same without evolving.

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>>83321172

>>83321233
Are you michael ceras mom? Why are you attacking every post that points out how goofy the scene was?

>>83321215
>wahh I want muh comfy that Reddit promised me twin peaks is! Wtf is this shit?!

It shows, kiddo

>>83321111
>simple to more complex
Stop, that's not what evolution means or implies

>>83321265
Because you're Reddit

>>83321273
>Stop, that's not what evolution means or implies
blame American education and "Intelligent Design" fags

>>83321215
>When does summer school start?
Maybe you should ask your mother, because you clearly still need to learn what evolution is. And notice, how I've never said whether or not I thought that scene was good. Also, nice try at accusing me of be a samefag

>>83320340
Who? FUCKING WHO?

>>83321253
I can sense a lot of anger buried in that garbled english. Why are you so intent on pretending stating something has evolved has anything but positive connotations? It was a dumb scene, stop obsessing and move on

>>83321197
how can you dislike Thief? It's pure kino. This literally who faggot has the worst taste.

>>83321273
>this word doesn't mean it's literal definition because I say so
Call for help

As awkward as that scene was, it was entertaining and paid off in the end. The only people who think its bad are the Reddit generation who 'le cringe kys drink bleach' at everything.

>>83321332
>wahhhhhh
it's not a rehash of the original show
and actually something that's become worse! wahhhhhhhhh
Lmao is that actually what you're pretending you were implying? This is shockingly sad

>>83321352
That is not the literal definition of evolution, Darwin is rolling in his grave.
Please stop spreading fake news.

>>83321352
Untrue

Arguably humans losing useless organs is an evolution from more to less complex

>>83320340

the people that didn't like that scene are the same type of plebs that skipped episodes of season 2 when they watched for the first time

>>83320340

>Shitty pretentious show comes back and is still shitty.

Kek, im not surprised. the only arguements in its defense is calling someone pleb because there are no logical arguements for it.

>>83321332
>I can sense a lot of anger buried in that garbled english
God forbid my keyboard is dying and keys stop working occasionally. And I'm not angry at all.
>Why are you so intent on pretending stating something has evolved has anything but positive connotations?
Why are you so intent on denying basic facts. Evolution doesn't equate to specifically positive change. That's a fact. You are denying basic fact.

And I didn't once defend that scene. I haven't even talked about that scene. My original comment was about the new Twin Peaks in general. I think a better question is, why are you putting words in my mouth? That comes off as more as someone that's angry, to put words in my mouth just so they can feel like they're winning an argument.

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>tfw I liked everything this season so far

>>83321496
Found the cuck

>>83321523
I really wish I could find the original video of that.
The fan who gave him her panties was pretty qt too.

>>83320340
he's faggot with shit taste

>>83321528

Cool argument. Typical faux intellectual

>>83321599
Typical true retard.

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>>83320340

this is OC i came up with when i was watching it

> plush curtained hollywood screening room
> mysterious powerful movie mogul spits out coffee and points to a picture of Micheal Cerra in a deep monotonous voice...
>THIS IS THE BOY

really this is what happened

>>83320340
I don't know. I thought it was funny. The original peaks had these scenes here and there that didn't really add to the plot but they were amusing. I had the same initial reaction - "What the fuck are we doing here?" but then I remembered there were moments like this in the original run. Plus, when Truman walks away finally, he gives his head a little shake and he grimaces like "ugh, that was uncomfortable"- the way most of us are probably did in response to "Wally."

I laughed at the sheer ridiculousness of the scene, I guess. I didn't mind it.

One poster hère said it fits in with Missing Pieces which I haven't seen, but even on its own, it wasn't entirely out of place for the series. I'm reminded of like, some of the Dick Tremaine stuff from the original run - and the Lucy / Andy plot lines have always been played for goofiness and comic relief.

>>83320706
based

>>83320994
>it wasn't really something outlandish for Twin Peaks
Not outlandish for the original Twin Peaks, but this is completely unlike the original Twin Peaks in tone.

>>83321383
>and paid off in the end.
how?

>>83322820
Truman's reaction

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>>83322774
You're a moron or you have a really bad memory.

>>83320340
literally never heard of this guy

Thank you lynch for the pleb filter.

>>83322867
weird quirky shit fit the original Twin Peaks because of the the overall aesthetic (color scheme, Angelo music, the look of film over digital, etc), Season 3 doesn't have any of that so it comes off as excessively awkward and meaningless.

>>83323027
This. Lynch gave us a kino with plebtraps to keep the normies at bay

>>83323041
ah, I see what you're saying now
well, I think they're trying to slowly ease back into the feel of the original, as Coop begins to piece himself back together
whether that works, well, your mileage may vary

>>83320340

DUDE CRUSHED PENNIES LMAO

>>83320961
it's funny

>>83320340
Literally who?

>>83323106
I'm glad you understood what I was saying and didn't just yell at me for being a pleb.
I didn't even dislike the scene, but I understand why people did and I find a little insane that people can laud it but then turn around and shit on season two and the scene with James singing.
Lynch was told to tone it down by ABC, but did he need retain creative control? After all he did write the James song.

>>83321496
Truth.

>>83320854
James was always cool

>>83320962
It was showing that Andy and Lucy's son is trying to be a rebel and just riding around like James on his motorcycle but hes just as much a dipshit as his parents. It was a funny scene in a funny Lynch way.

>>83320706
>>83320820
only 14 year old girls are so proud of their shit opinions that they say "fight me"

>>83323407
>autistic shells of people can't recognize joshing around
will wonders never cease

>>83323321
James was cool 95% of the time. The song was shit and he didn't skedaddle when he found out the rich girl was insane, he let her get him into more shit

>>83320854
Normies, when will they learn?

>>83323443
>protecting internet girls you'll never meet
she's not going to come out of the computer and fuck you

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>>83323476
>that desperate deflection

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>>83323445
The song was cool you pleb.
James is 100% cool, he's the savior of Twin Peaks.

>>83323604
>>83323604
too bad about that go kart accident

>>83320706
Why do they all have the same embarrassing feminine banter?

>>83323663
I don't know, but I wish they could be more like men

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>>83323635
he's a little quiet now after that blueshell incident....

he was so close to winning the star cup.

>>83320340
I hope vague celebrity/twitter personality #245 isn't rejecting this Lynch kino outright because of one Mark Frost written scene

>>83323041
I agree with you there. Slightly senile Hawk is kind of funny but it's because he's subtle. Andy and Lucy may well become unbearable as the show goes on.

Bobby is kino

>>83323873
i laughed

>>83323958
Hawk is practicing transcendental meditation like lynch does in real life, it explains why the people above the convenient store sit around and say nothing for hours.

>>83324031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UHLMVr4vg

>>83324160
his hand reminds me of a small mexican chihuahua

>>83320340
>implying twin peaks isnt plebshit for idiots who want to feel artsy fartsy
wew

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You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.

TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad, and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...

I will tell you one thing, /tv/: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.

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>>83325440
>I started to cry and almost turned off my TV

He's a funny guy but he seems to want to outdo Patton for Trump hate. At least Paul Scheer is funny about it

>>83325440
I almost pasted it again but I forgot to copy it.

OH NO HOW BAD IT IS THAT A TV SHOW WOULD TRY AND MAKE ME LAUGH
Reddit

>>83320340
What a normies. Fuck this faggot. The bitch got lynched.

I loved the wally scene.

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>>83320854

>>83325440
>83325440
>unconscientious

>>83320340
>He doesn't understand the genius of Cera
lmao this tweet is gonna bite him in the ass in years to come. Cera is the next Brando

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>artsy shit

literally put them in the gas chamber and load in 10 canisters

the same people who call the Michael Cera scene "pleb filters", are the same ones who think the James and Evelyn story arc is pleb filter.
>Normies BTFO
shut the fuck up faggots. That scene totally derailed the momentum, and went on way too long. It got a little chuckle out of me, but thats it

>>83330658
>the same people who call the Michael Cera scene "pleb filters", are the same ones who think the James and Evelyn story arc is pleb filter.
proof?

>>83330106
>don't understand it?
>better chimp out and talk about murdering people!
t. mongoloid

>>83320961
Andy made his really lame son watch The Wild One one too many times and that's the result.

>>83321000
t.marvel/dc fanboy

Imagine the reaction when the show actually starts getting weird.

>>83323663
why do you?

>>83320706
wtf i love the last jedi and looper now

Reminder:

-If the blue-collar love shown to the lower-tier staff members of the police station remains alien to your sensibilities

-If you cannot understand Micheal Cera's glorious cameo

-If you cannot sympathize with the late middle-aged love shown to Lucy Moran and Andy Brennan

Then: You deserve poverty and social isolation. They are the heart and soul of America, and are the backbone of which Twin Peaks and America itself are built on.

I RAISE ANOTHER LIQUORED COFFEE IN SALUTE OF THE SPIRIT OF TWIN PEAKS, AND THE MORAN/BRENNAN MASTER SHIP. MAY YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS LIVE FOREVER IN TREASURED INFAMY.

>>83332452
>>>/t/umblr

>>83332549
>>>tumbler

I look at your reponse, and in retort I scratch my sweaty ballsack. Suck my fetid, moist dick.

>>83323958
>Bobby is kino
Bobby's always been kino, along with Ben, Jerry, and Leland.
GOAT characters.

>>83320897
Telegraphing to audiences exactly why they shouldn't pine for the original run's aesthetics while still being hilarious and referencing story mythos is pretty smart, but your too much of a pleb to realize it.

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>>83325440

>>83320865
this was the beginning of the end for tim

>>83320835
Factoid: she's a writer for Rifftrax.

>>83323041
the scene right before cera shows up has bobby crying to the original music from the show and its cheesy as fuck and great.

my theory is that it's going to become more like the OG show as it goes on

you guys seem to be failing to pick up on the fact that the pacing isn't like the og show

it's deliberately going slower and the first four episodes were the prologue to the beef of the story, hence why they were all released at the same time online