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D'aww Man With Everything Want HUG!!!

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>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please
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shitty movie
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Go watch capeshit if you don't like films with an actual plot and human emotions.
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>>83313313
Just because you're a virgin that has never had a girlfriend, doesn't mean you should take it out on everyone.
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Its kinda like Notch (the minecraft guy) whining about being lonely and depressed after selling his game for literally 2 billion dollars.
Shut the fuck up, you have 2 billion goddamn dollars. You can buy all the fucking happyness in the world.
I have no sympathy at all for people who have everything but bitch about not doing anything with it.
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>>83313313
I know this thread and the almost exact wording get posted a lot but noone thinks that being a sex addict is a joke right? It displays it pretty well in shame, he had no control over himself, he would do anything for sexual release.

He's lucky he didn't get stds.
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>>83313313
>huge cock
>rich af
>successful career
>handsome
>tall
>girls wanting to fuck him 24/7
>boo hooo hooo

seriously this film pissed me off.
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>>83313313

Your missing the point of the film.
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>>83314035
It literally is a joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nekzfohNwuY
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>>83314838
your missing school
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my favourite part of these threads is that OP isn't a bot and actually replies to posts occasionally
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>>83314035
its called lack of self control
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I like these threads because they're a nice contrast with threads like "times you acted like the driver" in that they are a lesson in how autists truly can't feel empathy.
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>>83313313
I like how when it's time to fuck, he couldn't get it up for the nigress.
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>a guy with what I consider "everything" is still fucking miserable but it's not gonna be my case, gotta double down on making it and hating on my flaws, surely somewhere down the line i will stop feeling miserable.
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>>83315190

I loathe the what did I think of it threads now when I liked them before, it's just so annoying.

Hope that doesn't happen to you
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>>83314035
>sex addiction
>real problem
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>>83314035
Sex addiction is not real in the way you seem to think that it is. Real addiction is chemical dependency resulting in death if the addict immediately goes cold turkey. This guy was just a highly successful, attractive, well built, man with a neurotic preoccupation. That doesn't exactly elicit much pathos (or at least it shouldn't). This movie was a disgusting example of self indulgent nihilism. This sort of self indulgent nihilism plagues developed societies today, and it needs to be challenged and undermined - not lauded and analysed. It has nothing important or good to offer.
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>>83313313
>and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time

If you paid attention, you'd notice he mostly seems to be paying for sex. And he gets no real pleasure from it, it's just machine like pumping until he cums, done entirely to fill a bottomless hole inside him. He's never satisfied, it's an obsession that dangers his career and ruins any type of meaninful relationship with other people. He has no real friends or intimacy, he can't talk about his problem to anybody due to the shame. He doesn't even seem to really care about his job other than it helps him finance his expensive and empty lifestyle.
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>>83314033
The only people who have no excuse to complain about anything are good looking people. If you have 2 billion dollars and you're ugly your life is still shit. The only angle there is you can pay for unlimited plastic surgery from top surgeons, but not everyone has the courage for that.
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>my autistic teenage bioproblems are the only real problems
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>woman in charge of understanding real struggles
Fuck off
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>>83313313
As someone with a sex addiction I actually really identified with this movie, it's really something that brings you down

I work in the city so it's so tempting to go to the bar after gym man, sucks so hard my dick is probably going to fall of lmao
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>>83315326

I'm a "recovered sex addict" and it literally does that to you. I put it in quotes cos even my case worker agreed that it's not sex you're addicted to, it's the behaviours, gratification and release you get addicted to. It's the cannabis addiction of mental health problems, as its really the habits and cycle that become hard to break. But yeah imagine using porn non stop as an escape from reality then when real pussy comes along (that you don't pay for) it instantly becomes a chore to get up cos most bitches are just looking for a little vanilla and by that point you're into full on ghetto gaggers Brazilian fart sniffing porn etc etc. After about 2 weeks of not watching anything I couldn't stop walking around with a huge fucking boner though so it's easily remedied.
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>>83317176
A thoughtful and serious analysis of a film on MY /tv/?!
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>>83317425
>sex addiction
you addicted to air as well? What about shitting, I've got this massive shit addiction, I gotta do it EVERY DAY!!!
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>>83317752
You don't know what it's like though. How would you feel if the only way you could feel validated was to bed disgusting women?

How would you feel if the feeling of an orgasm was so addictive that the thought of having one was more exciting than actually fucking a woman?

I can't have an actual relationship with women now, fuck off you fat neckbeatd fag
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What film is this, is it Trainspotting sequel?
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i fucking love these threads
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