How did prom night go for you /tv/? www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOwjqR81Zcs

Drank a lot of Jack Daniels, got laid, got some virus before I walked home at 5am. Got facial lesions. Wasn't scarred for life. We did have a limo though.

I didn't go. I probably had a chance with this one girl.

best bro and i went as jim carrey and jeff daniels from dumb and dumber. we got the retarded suits and everything. obviously didnt get muh dikwet

Few weeks before senior prom my girlfriend and I broke up. Girls from work convinced me to take this other girl I worked with. Went with a group that was 90% my friends so I had a good time. Dropped her off afterwards where I got a hug. After party was pretty good made out with a chick from my Communications class and sets some stuff on fire.

Great, dated her for 2 years, awesome blowjobs, never let me fuck her though (easily remedied)

I dropped out and even if I hadn't I had no interest in high school. I thought you people were supposed to be losers and shit what is this why is 4chan full of people that went to prom now oh my god it's true the normies took ovverrr nooooooooooooo

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>>83310752
autism

>>83310681
You didn't and you know it

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>there are virgins on this board

baka desu

>>83310967
I think a lot of this is just roleplaying, anon

>>83310929

>dated her for 2 years
>never let me fuck her

How is that possible?

>>83311034
Yeah. Who am I kidding

Parents were outta town, and I lost my virginity. Bretty gud.

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>he didn't go to the hospital with alcohol poisoning and acetaminophen overdose on prom night
>he didn't assault the doctor and some nurses and literally 'REEEEEE' at full volume for the entire hospital to hear
fucking normies.

>>83311104
Idk man I was just happy a woman was putting her mouth on my penis. She was a frigid bitch.

I dated a girl leading up to prom just so I'd have a date, and then I dumped her the next time I saw her, at my friend's graduation party. I had been avoiding her up until that point, and she came to the party specifically because she knew I'd be there and could force a confrontation. It turned into a huge scene in front of all his family and our freinds, and ended with her leaving in tears.

She wrote me a big long letter which she had her mom give my mom, along with prom pictures. Wasn't even an angry letter, she was still trying to salvage something between us. I ignored it. Saw her many years later at a mall and she looked terrible. I still look great.

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>wasn't planning on going to prom
>girl who is 6 inches taller and like 40 pounds heavier (a little chubby) than me asks me to go
>I say yes because I don't want to hurt her feelings
>go to prom
>prom itself was gay but the after party was fun because we just fucked aeound
>after after party my group goes to my dates house
>we all lay in my dates room and watch a movie
>I sleep at foot of dates bed


I was a virgin though I didn't particularly care about getting laid with my date. I wasn't really attracted to her but I was still depressed that I was such an awkward loser.

>>83311211
Roastie btfo

>>83311211
And on that day anon learned about women

>>83310626
I don't get this webm?

>>83311011
autism is a blessing, anon. you should know that by now.

I'll let you know on saturday

got molested by my dad

>>83311196
ahh hell yeah. that's what I like to hear

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I dropped out freshman year. Lost my virginity in the back of a stolen car at 15. Got my GED in juvenile hall when I was 17. You are all faggots

>>83310626
I didn't go. Someone who was I think two years younger than me told me she'd go with me if I couldn't find a date, but I was pretty socially inept and thought that she was joking because we were just friends. Figured it out after the fact that she actually wanted to go, but I wasn't really that sad about it because it sounded like a pretty miserable experience based on what my friends who sent said.

I think I just sat at home and watched Robocop 2.

>>83310626
I did not go.

>>83311659
I spit Pepsi all over my computer screen laughing at this

>>83311578
wewlad

>>83312061
Faggots with diplomas. Mr. high school equivalent

>>83312061

Wow, you're right, we all just wish we could have made our lives as fruitless and shitty as you made yours

Pretty mediocre.

I went alone like a freak and it was a big mistake.

Managed to snag a slow-dance from a girl who wanted my dick (I was too beta to know it of course).

I remember having a headache when I finally headed home, and dreading having to redo the experience at a latter point.

It wasn't particularly fun, but I'm glad I at least made an attempt.

>>83312353
Damn, this is one passive-aggressive bitch. Dunno if roastie or fagget.

>>83310626

I dropped out a few weeks before graduation. Went to a CC and ended up more in a similar place as most my classmates. HS doesn't fucking matter.

why doesn't Texas sell Liqour on sundays, I'm doing twice the work for the same depression.

>>83310626
Is this movie any good?

>>83310626
I hate you for posting this song.
I wish I didn't go to Prom. I kissed her for the second time. I could have left it at just the one and went on to long for her for years.
Instead Prom worked out and she became mine, for however long I could hold her.

>>83312380

I'm not being passive at all, you fucked up your life by being a shitcunt and now you're here in this thread trying to brag about how much of a shitcunt you are

>>83310626
Skipped prom, drove down to the Galveston beach with some friends and spent that weekend getting high for the first time.

>>83312449
Why are you here?

Never went to a school dance in my entire life

>>83310626
Didn't go, never had a date. Never even had a girlfriend. I went to after-prom though, but only because the school gym was open and I wanted to shoot some hoops by myself because there aren't any good indoor recreational facilities near me and I knew it would be a good time for me to play by myself.

>>83312469

To tell you not to be proud of being a piece of garbage

>>83312469
Aww, poor faggot is a little baby who can't handle any criticism?

>>83310626
Nobody except Americans have Proms, why is it such a big deal, it's only an end of year dance isn't it?

>>83312516
this

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I stayed home and played Persona 4.

>>83312512
>>83312513
Ok, I'm a failure, but what about you both?

>>83312516
>>83312542
Its the graduation dance. Back in the good ol days this is the dance where you got hitched. Now it's become the dance where your supposed to lose your virginity. Except right now it's turning into the dance your supposed to have a good time at as a class. Shit just gets gayer every year.

>>83312576
At least you lost your virginity you normalfag.

>>83312638
Just be yourself, brah. It worked for me.

>>83312516
it's a like a "rite of passage" or some shit I guess,
idk I went junior and senior year with rando girls I barely knew. both nights were just awkward and pretty retarded, getting drunk at the after parties with my small friend group and the girls was decent though I guess.

there's a huge shameful stigma attached to not going to prom though, it basically means you're a loser, virgin, ugly, weird, etc.

>>83312559
Are you a girl? Post feet pls

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>wanting to lose your virginity before marriage

>>83312576

Can't speak for the other guy but I don't brag about my fuck-ups because they're nothing to be proud of

You should be ashamed that you dropped out of school, stole cars and went to juvie, those memories should fill you with regret and remind you why you have to try to be a better person

You can't improve yourself if you romanticise your unhappy past and draw some kind of childish bravado from having behaved like an ungrateful shitstain

>>83312708
did not read
thats some serious reddito spacing

Didn't go only to find out that same night a couple people I thought were my friends took a limo to prom and had a great time. I got the message that night. Today I'm still an insufferable no fun drain.

>>83312730

Never mind, it turns out you're still an ungrateful shitstain

>>83312764
>OY VEY i been found
lmfao

>>83310626
Went to two proms
One my junior year where i was a pity date for a senior friends friend who i never met
One my senior year with the girl i was crazy for.

My proper senior year prom was fucking awful because i didnt know anybody in my group and the night ended with me getting shot down when i tried to start an actual relationship with the girl.
First prom looking back was a fucking blast even if i never spoke to the girl again. She was a little cutie but kinda off putting and strange. Wore cat eye contact lenses to the dance.

>>83312764
thanks for outing yourself

Went to my friends house, played fighting games had long John silvers and watched ed Edd and eddy
Going to play dnd with him in a few hours, usually he's a shitty dm but this time another guy is doing it

>>83312790

I don't even use reddit you dumb cunt

I've probably been here since you were still in juvie trying not to get assfucked by the screws

>>83312849
>being this ass blasted
upvoted

>>83311104
Hes a cuck

>>83312872

>implying

Good lord you're a faggot

>>83310626
I dropped out of school 2 years before I would have gone to the prom and I probably spent it eating junk food until 6 AM jacking off and browsing this hellhole of a site

>>83312894
>>implying
>implying

>>83312671
Not going to a socially awkward dance where people shuffle around in awful formal wear has a stigma attached?
I haven't seen anyone from high school since I left over a decade ago and I don't really care, so why would I care what they thought about me not going to some dance years ago?

>>83312849
>>>83312790
>
>I don't even use reddit you dumb cunt
lmao

>>83312671
>loser, virgin, ugly, weird
only two of those are negatives

I went but without a date cuz in extremely ugly

>>83313018
>hatin based reddit
why did this goy mean by this stupidity?

>>83313081
>based reddit
you have to go back
here unpopular opinions aren't hidden by the votes of the plebs

>>83313240
>unpopular
>plebs
where's that reddit's dictionary, that my wife's son gave me when its needed?

>>83313297
>words are reddit now

>>83310626
stayed home and drank
went to the after party

>>83313353
>meme arrows
damn thats some reddit

>>83310967
a lot of the losers are chronic procrastinators that walked through high school because it wasn't hard
then the first real life challenge (whatever that might have been) hit us and we crumbled like a stack of paper

>>83313406
Who are you quoting?

>>83310967
My mom forced me to go and i had no date, i only went to make her happy.

>>83313478
You're mom.

>everyone thought OP's attachment was an image
>it was a webm with a fake preview
wut

>>83313496
>not telling her you went and going somewhere else with the other edgelords

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>>83313506
Do you confuse people with your mom often anon?

>>83310626
>tfw no prude gf

>>83313548
No, do you? I'm all ears.

>>83313575
I once called the teacher "mommy" in kindergarten

>>83310626
Mods!

>>83313592
>Mmmmm, a classic case of Dependent personality disorder.
And how did that made you feel?

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>>83313628
In retrospect I regret that my teacher wasn't Christina Hendricks and that I didn't ask her for milkies. Back then I just felt embarrassed by my mistake.

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>>83310626
Do you have part 2? It's pretty bittersweet watching that with the music.

>>83313668
>milkies
weren't you young for a grown lady?

>>83313719
Only grown ladies can give milkies. Your question should be if I was young enough.

>>83311249
that sounds like an indie mumblecore millennial movie

>>83313749
>Your question should be if I was young enough.
But you were, don't you?

>>83313749
My cousing got milk from her mother's tits until she was 5, pretty sure you'd be OK anon.

>>83310626
He's trying too hard to hide his dick lol. Also I didn't go to pron, a lot of my enemies went to it.

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>>83313592
Kek.

Did you call the custodian dad as well?

>>83313791
>He's trying too hard to hide his dick lol.
what? is that a trap?

>>83313847
nope
I don't even recall men working there tbqh

>>83313875
Oh....

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>>83313670
ye

>>83313919
Thank you

>>83311211
You should have just gone as friends then.

>>83310626
at prom night we went to small restaurant drink eat some dancing nothing special not even special dress just cheap as fuck. because the whole class decide for this money we go on a week vacation in turkey so we went there for prom i lusted over class mate true high school and there i manage to fuck her she had a bf at the time same class as but he was not with us
suck to be him i literally banged her whole night

>>83313919
Is there a website like this where the cat shits on an attention whore?

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>>83313919

i hope edith is doing okay. she was actually batshit insane and had a tumor cut out of her brain and everything so she was legit insane not "le so quirky"

she would've probably ruined my life with her borderline personality antics if i was ever with her and she will probably go on to ruin the lives of every single man who is cursed enough to get tricked into dating her, but she was still a qt

edith i didn't mean that last part you are still cool in my book let's date okay?

>>83314070
*Webm

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>>83310626
Tongue kissed prom date at the venue. Got a hand job for the first time from her and fingered her in the bathroom at afterprom. Took limo back to her place at around 3am and got head for first time.
Watched sunrise at 5am with my friends.

Probably best night of my life desu.

>>83313240
But defending Reddit is an unpopular opinion here.

>>83314016
Taking a friend to prom is one step above taking your cousin.

>>83314329
doh

>>83313919
who dis

>>83314271
So? If anything it might get (You)s, with the opposite effect of a neg

>>83310626
Hated prom. Dumb clothes, bad food, and music by pitbull. Had a gf at the time so it's not like it was a special prom sex situation. Actually idk if I even fucked her that night

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why didn't elisha cuthbert do a nude scene

>>83311104
>>83311203
>>83310929
She was fucking someone else obviously and didn't want to cheat on him.

Kids are dumb.

In UK we didn't have prom, we just had a leavers party with a dj.

I got stoned, pissed, grinded some ugly bitch to reggae on the dancefloor, while I'm pretty sure my gf was in the toilets cheating on me with my best mate.

It was memorable.

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>>83310626
Man, my high school didn't even have a prom. I went to a ghetto ass charter school on the end of a strip mall and we didn't have funding for jack fucking shit.

>>83315186
or she wanted to stay "virgin"

>>83310626
My christian private school didn't have dances but I did date the one girl in the school who was my age and it was probably the only time in my life that I will experience love/companionship so I guess I'm lucky, wish I didn't blow it when I had a chance to lose my virginity to her though

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I was banned from prom because I was too cool

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>>83315110
>ywn see elisha nude in her prime

>>83310626
I skipped it completely, went to the after-party and got a blowjob from the german exchange student.

>>83310626
Did it with a girl that was in love with me while I pined after the girl I was in love with. 10 years later I still wish I had stayed in town and married the girl who loved me. Maybe I wouldn't be such a sad sack of shit now.

>>83315721
cuthbert, trachtenberg, sarah michelle gellar, zooey deschanel

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