WATCH MY FUCKING MOVIE

have you ever met an angry samoan in real life ? theyre scary yo

I watched that abortion Hercules movie because it had the Rock in it, I will not ever do that again

>>83308321
Quick question to help me decide, does Daddario shows her mammarios?

>calls out critics for being shits
>"lol he mad"
No /tv/. YOU are the cucks.

>>83308928
You can see them on True Detective, anon.

>>83308869
He's barely even samoan

Wasn't the point of Baywatch to see the slow motion girls running on the beach?

Isn't that absolutely obsolete now?

Was David hasslehoff really the main pull or was it the woman like Pam Andersen?

>>83309021
Them and the fact that in the 70s there was like 3 channels on tv

>>83309072
The show came out in the early 90s you underaged autist.

>>83309021
It was the closest thing to get porn which was shit because dial up and the scrambled porn channel.

>>83309072
>Baywatch
>70's

holy shit 18+

>>83309021

Baywatch was literally a cheesy 90s "action" show with some hot whores in bathing suits. It was basically a cop show with lifeguards in not much clothing,

>>83309072
>Baywatch
>70s
I'm getting too old for this shit.

>>83309021
Lotta talk about Pam in those days, plus there was her sex tape and playboy spread. Eh, it was a shit show regardless. People watched it for bouncy tit shots.

>>83308321
Is he the Todd Howard of /tv/?

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>reverse publicity

How stupid do [[[they]]] think we are?

>>83308321
Remember that TV show from the 90s.

Surely I'll spending $15 on a movie ticket to see this when there are an infinite amount of other forms of entertainment.

>>83308900
What you talking about it was good

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I'M LAUGHING MY PISS OFF ROCK! HAHAHAHAA!

>>83308321
Is the rock marketable in China?

just got back from Viewing that Comedy Kino

I can confirm its a urinating good time for the whole family.

There I was sitting in the dark theater. Wearing my Jean Shorts and Sandals (my regular theater fashion).
its a non stop laugh riot. actually its too many laughs because i missed some jokes when the entire audience were guffawing uncontrollably. About half way into the showing i felt a warn wet sensation on my bare feet. I looked down and noticed a steady stream of urine washing down over my feet.
By the third act the piss stream turned into a mighty cataract of warm yellow liquid

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>>83309072

Jesus Christ

>>83308941
That show with Colin Feral? Nah, I'll pass

>>83310263
>black
>china
>marketable
lel

>>83310317
season 1, dickstick.

>>83310391
He's an island chimp

>>83309072
Underage autist aside, Baywatch to the rest of the world was mainstream softcore porn. Also, the Internet was at its infancy and Pam's expiration date was still a little far off (although she was always a butterface).

>>83310391
Blac Chyna

>>83310414
Ask me how much Moana made in China compared to Frozen then get back to me.

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>>83310391

Kobe is literally worshiped as a demi God in China

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>>83308321
you know they're starting to close movie theaters down now.

Thanks Hollywood

The rock and Aubrey plaza are undercover FBI agents at a Russian mafia wedding in Maui

>>83310548
onoiwasspoiledhowbadforme

>>83308321
I'll watch after I pirate it :^)