ITT: Characters that literally did nothing wrong

>>83308122
top notch CGI you got there

Salazar was actually pretty cool. Fucking filthy pirates up.

>>83308122
is that Yara Greyjoy

>>83308122

He ordered the execution of defenseless men floating in the water.

Also he killed indiscriminately once he was a ghost. Did the British soldiers deserve to be slaughtered?

>>83308877
this but unironically

>>83308891
Yeah, he was based as a human but turned into a real shitter after the curse.

>>83308905
>>>/reddit/

>>83308891
He went mad. You'd go mad if you were torn from life and turned into an unfeeling abomination of death.

The man is a fucking hero. He just needed some therapy

>>83308937
there is no reddit board on 4chan you fucking idiot

Does Javier make this worth watching?

>>83308122
he got "outsmarted" by a nobody teen pirate, i dont even know how he didnt see the gigant death cave and didnt though it wasnt a trap or something

>>83309243
I mean, I loved every scene he was in. He actually came across as a total bro in the flashback scenes, and I actually felt pretty bad for his character towards the end.

The rest of the movie is alright, it's got a couple of great action scenes and genuine laughs sprinkled in throughout. They actually toned Jack down a bit (probably because of the last flick), but sometimes it's kinda lame. The ending was really what held the movie back the most, tho.

I thought bardem was terrible in this and awful in the Bond movie he was in too. It's like after No Country he didn't wanna do villain roles anymore but his agent kept signing him up for them so he just phones it in