Whats some essential "movies so bad they're good" kino?

There's this Argentinian movie called "Un buen dia" in youtube, its so bad that's a cult film
and The Neils Breen movies, i recommend Fateful Findings.

Miami Connection

Birdemic is so awful, yet so obviously a labor of love, that I can't help but respect it. But it is BAD.

I think Don's Plum could enter in this list.

>>83307419
saw this tonight at the plaza theater in atlanta. Very nice to see with an audience

Birdman

Troll 2

>>83307419
thanks, those movies look promising
>>83307587
looks fun desu ill check it out
>>83307631
jess that looks really terrible

Jupiter Ascending

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>>83307696

>>83307419
Steven Seagal movies other than Under Siege. Special mention to Fire Down Below and the arctic one where Michael Caine is the villain

Problem Child 2

>>83307419
I honestly thought that The Room went so far past "it's so bad it's good" that is was just bad again.

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>>83307806
>Channing Tatum as Caine Wise
>Mila Kunis as Jupiter Jones
>Sean Bean as Stinger Apini
>Eddie Redmayne as Balem Abrasax
>Tuppence Middleton as Kalique Abrasax
>Nikki Amuka-Bird as Diomika Tsing
>Gugu Mbatha-Raw as Famulus

>>83307419
Battlefield Earth
SW prequels

>>83307419
Tokyo Drift

>>83307419
THINGS may legitimately be one of.my favourite movies ever. Everyone I show it to has nightmares after watching it amd every viewing I notice new things. Ba dum tsh

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>>83307979
Totally second the battlefield earth recommend. Holy fuck that movie is something else.

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Vampire's Kiss

Knowing
The Happening
The Wickerman (remake)
Rock n Roll Nightmare
Samurai Cop

>>83308312
Samurai Cop for sure.

Troll 2
Laser Mission
Jaws of Satan
Godzilla's Revenge (which is secretly kino)

>>83308211
kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw

Plan 9 from Outer Space

>>83307694
Wow, what a story

>>83308211
This is unironically one of my favorite movies

>>83308557
I believe it. It's pretty boring in some parts (IMO), but only because Nic Cage is so goddamn entertaining when he's onscreen. I wouldn't even call it "so bad it's good", I'd say it's just damn good, but I posted it anyway because that seems to be the general consensus about it.

>>83307419
Anything the cinema snob has reviewed before he became an atheist fedora.

>>83307419
Safe haven
Furious 7
The roller blade seven
The new adventures of Pinocchio, the sequel to the JTT one
Face/off

>>83308722
I went in expecting it to be bad. The ending is legitimately great

>>83308722
How can he so consistently get this exact sort of reaction from people?!

HE

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Speed 2

>>83307419
Midnight special
Star wars 7 the force awaken
Star wars christmas special

>>83308531

Hey don't be snarky with him you cringy fag, you obviously don't understand why it would be considered interesting for the room to be shown in theatre (the point of his story)

You are so obviously a redditor who thinks we're mean to each other just to be mean and are trying to fit in

>>83309996
>reddit

>spacing

>>83310020

Just so you know, insinuating reddit over double spacing is also reddit.

>>83310075
Prove it

>>83309996
haha what a story anon!

>>83307419
>You were right.. The computer business is to competitive

>>83307419
Cobra

The Final Sacrifice (1990)

It got it's big debut on MST3k but it stands on its own as pure terriblekino.

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The Langoliers

Zardoz

Nothing is like Zardoz

>>83307419
Guyver II Dark Hero

>>83308312
I thought The Happening was pretty good up until the ending, which was retarded.

>muh evil trees

>>83307419
>got slightly drunk and watched this with my gf the other night
>paused during one of the 50 mark/johnny rooftop scenes to fuck
>resumed and finished the movie before falling asleep together

pretty kino night desu

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bump, been dreaming of a thread like this

>>83312398
rood

>>83307419
There is no such thing.
You are all virtue signalling.
You're the opposite of down-to-earth. When you die you will not be remembered.

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You don't need to be a Mortal Kombat fan to enjoy this kino right here.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Band#Filmography

>>83312087

Hold your tongue. The Langoliers is art- one of the best King movies.

https://youtu.be/3Ryyo6Jh3B8

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>>83307938
What the fuck am I looking at?

>>83307419

Dracula dead and loving it

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>>83307419

>>83312398
Delete this

>>83307501
Sheer Breenious

Your favorite movie

>>83307419
Pic unrelated

>>83309996
I haven't even watched the Room, yet, I got it. Why you no get it anon?

>>83309996
So anyway, how's your sex life?

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>>>83307419 (OP)
Classic right here. Ah hah haaa! One Stinky Dinky!!

>>83309996
You're tearing this thread apart Lisa!!

>>83307419
If you haven't watched Tongan Ninja, i suggest you do so now. All the musical genius of a Bruce Lee film, and all the martial arts action of an Andrew Lloyd Webber stage show.

Chur bro!

San Andreas w/ The Rock
Go in with it as a comedy and you'll be greatly rewarded

Double Team

Cyberbu//y

>>83309996

Oh hi redd-t

>Texas chainsaw massacre 2

>>83307419
They need to really try really hard to be good, preferably by imitating other movies in a really weird way.

All of these are pleb-tier schlock, allow me

>no holds barred w/ hulk hogan
>death wish 3
>hard ticket to hawaii
>jack frost (the horror movie)
>london has fallen

There's some real schlock

who killed captain alex

>>83314724
This but try and find a version without a "video joker"

>>83307890
>IZ NAWT TRUE
>IZ BULLSHIT

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A lot (all) of old Something Awful movie reviews were about these kinds of movies.

>>83314724
>implying this isn't actually the greatest action movie ever made

>>83307631
Solar pnals?

>>83307938
What a biZarre cast for a bizarre looking movie.

everyone betrayed me IM FED UP WITH THIS WOHURLD

>>83307419
The lost shark
Pure kino

>>83307419
Warriors of the Wasteland
Hellacious Acres
Death Bed
Dunyayi Kurturan Adam
Zardoz (a good bad movie)
The Stuff (a good bad movie)

>>83312112
I love you. I think, aside from the budget, that Zardoz is a very well thought movie with a crazy script, and decent acting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN4aXtJvtbI

>>83307890
It's an awful movie, no doubt. But look up some of the insane shit that happened on set because of Wiseau being a psychotic wax alien. An example:

>According to Greg Sestero, Tommy Wiseau intended for the film to contain a subplot in which Johnny was revealed to be a vampire, due to Wiseau's own fascination with the creatures. Sestero recounts how, at the outset of production, Wiseau tasked members of the crew with figuring out a way to execute a sequence in which Johnny's Mercedes Benz would lift off from the roof of the townhouse and fly across the San Francisco skyline, revealing Johnny's vampiric nature. Wiseau eventually decided to drop the subplot after learning that there was no practical way to film the flying car scene on the production's budget.

>>83309996
Can you sum this up for me anon I'm very busy.

>>83315760
just like settlers in america were the traesh of europe (prostitutes, prisoners), the alien settlers we receive are also garbaege.

>>83307419
Evil Dead 2. I remember when I watched for the first time expecting something like the first one, but instead I got a silly three stooges ripoff.

>>83307859
>Executive Decision

>>83307938
Why does Channing look like he has a wad of tissues in each cheek?

>>83307859
>Special mention to Fire Down Below and the arctic one where Michael Caine is the villain

Those are the same movie

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>>83309489

Speed 3 was superior

The room is a work of art compared to the filmography of Neil breen

>>83316093

>Help Ted, I don't want to be a milkman anymore!

The way he says it kills me

>>83316064

On Deadly Ground is the one with Michael Caine

>>83316131

Well that's my ass in a sling

>>83307419
Godzilla: Final Wars

>>83312398
Wrong thread.
>>83312779
As a matter of fact, you'd better not be.

>>83307419
Street Fighter.

American Ninja 2
Lawnmower Man 1 and especially 2
Riki-Oh
Street Fighter
Any early Van Damme or Seagal. The newer Seagals are boring but Van Damme actually makes decent movies
Lost Skeleton of Cadavra is one of the very few good ironically bad movies