Can we have a Malcolm thread? The show was amazing

What you've never soon boobs before?

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BOOOOOOOOOOOYYSSS

>>83299594
>You will become president so wage cucks like me who did nothing with their life will stop getting the short end of the stick

>>83299594
Literally worst character along with that curly haired blonde cunt that blackmailed Malcolm.

>>83299475
Dewy's actor was diddled.

>>83299725
And the little girl that played Petrie was murdered by her father.

See things can always be worse

>>83299475
>that episode where Hal converts to Judaism

oy vey that was hilarious

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Remember the Lois SJW episode where she got BTFO by Hal's black friends?

>>83300066
simpler times

>>83299780
It was Ducky

>>83299475
I like the one where the girls boobs got bigger, and she was trying to hide them from Reese or something.

>>83300066
>when Abe spills the beer and gets the cleaning rag and a new sixpack mirroring the cutout

Remember when Malcolm aged like fifteen or some shit lost his virginity to a woman nearly twice his age. Maybe older.

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The show had the GOAT openings

>>83300674

You mean at the Burning Man festival?

He was like 18 then and lost his virginity way earlier

>>83299475
Never knew the actor is Hispanic

>>83300637
No it was very unducky

>>83299475

Come on, man.

I feel like "amazing" is a a word too liberally bandied about.... It wasn't bad but I don't think this show qualifies as one worthy of such high praise.

>>83300708
Just checked the wiki, he was 17, it was his first time and she was 46.

LIFE IS A FAIR

>>83300782

>it was his first time

Im pretty sure its implied he loses his virginity earlier one, he does date a lot of girls

>>83300777
What's your favourite sitcom anon. Let's see if those amazing trips are well earned

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>DUDE THEY'RE A DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY THAT EVERYONE ELSE SHITS ON FOR NO REAL REASON LMAO
>HAHA JUST LIKE REAL LIFE AMIRITE?!?!

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>>83299475
Call me crazy, or I'm compensating for my degenerate existence, but there is a dysfunctional comfyness about the family...I...I wouldn't mind being one of the siblings.

>>83299653
In their defense they both worked full time and never went on welfare or foodstamps

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>>83300910
>for no reason
Have you watched the show?

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>>83300673
>that episode where Hal feels excluded because all of his friends are "professionals"

>>83301040

>Its a reverse racism episode

>>83301040
>>that episode where Hal needs his tooth fixed and the officer thinks this black gang kidnaps a man but then just believes their story

>>83301152
>he said he would "take care of it"
Who was in the wrong

>>83300991
>"Hey could I get some help with this easily solvable proble-"
>LOL NOPE NOW LET ME BE AN ASSHOLE TO YOU FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT THE HACK WRITERS THINK PEOPLE SUFFERING IS A SUBSTITUTE FOR HUMOR ;^)
>"But this problem could be solved in literally 5 minutes if you just helped m-"
LOL LIFE IS UNFAIR GET IT?! JUST LIKE THE THEME SONG!!! *wink* XD

>>83300777
literally never had a single bad ep

very few shows can say that

>>83301275
The clip show was shit and the episodes with Jessica sucked. Towards the end it got more repetitive.

>hurr malcolm is arrogant

Season 1 and 2 are kino though.

>>83301231
Their kids terrorized everybody in the neighborhood, they could be heard screaming from the streets, the didn't upkeep their landscaping or housework probably bringing down the value of the other homes. People were justified in hating their family

>>83300948
I lived in a family like that I was like Francis my lil bro was malcoml and my mom was 1:1 identical to Louis, only difference was my dad was an abusive cop

>>83301319

>Towards the end it got more repetitive

This is wrong though

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>>83299475
>it's a military academy episode

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>>83301442

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>>83300827

Favorite? I don't know. Is Curb Your Enthusiasm a sitcom? Seinfeld was great, yeah the first Season or two weren't as great as the rest but still...

I don't think the show was bad. It was very enjoyable, actually. I just didn't think it was amazing but not much is, really.

>>83301215
taking care of it, meaning he would fix it not do it for free.

>>83299717
>thinks Lois is worst character because she was the only thing stopping them all from going to jail.

Nigga you crazy. Lois a best. Lois kino tier mom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3_1RJKAF8Y

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>>83301215
Taking care of it DOES mean doing it for free.

If he meant it as a favour it's done for free. If he meant to charge for it he's strongarming hal into giving HIM business as opposed to hal going someplace cheaper.

He was totally in the wrong.

>Ugly kids and a cunty mom who yells all the time.

Nah mate, it's shit.

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>>83303495
What kind of professional mind you works for free? What are you some communist. Seriously he provided a needed service, he should be justly compensated.

>>83300676
Just about to ask for this webm.
This is my dad down to a tee

>>83303728
>What kind of professional mind you works for free?

Sorry you don't have any friends anon.

>>83300827
Not him but My Name is Earl was better than Malcolm.

>>83304012
My name is Earl was GOAT tier.

I remember doing a presentation on it back in high school and my prof just shat on me on the basis that it got cancelled.

Shitty prof, still didn't taint my view of the show.

Wish it hadn't have been cancelled. The original ending would've been the best in sitcoms

>>83304268
>my prof just shat on me on the basis that it got cancelled
B-but it's common knowledge that the greatest comedy shows are the cancelled ones.
Fuck your teacher, you have good taste.

>>83304268
What original ending?

>>83304359
From wikipedia:

>I had always had an ending to Earl and I'm sorry I didn't get the chance to see it happen. You've got a show about a guy with a list so not seeing him finish it is a bummer. But the truth is, he wasn't ever going to finish the list. The basic idea of the ending was that while he was stuck on a really hard list item he was going to start to get frustrated that he was never going to finish it. Then he runs into someone who had a list of their own and Earl was on it. They needed to make up for something bad they had done to Earl. He asks them where they got the idea of making a list and they tell him that someone came to them with a list and that person got the idea from someone else. Earl eventually realizes that his list started a chain reaction of people with lists and that he's finally put more good into the world than bad. So at that point he was going to tear up his list and go live his life. Walk into the sunset a free man. With good karma.

>>83304448
Fuck, I wish we could have seen this. One of the greatest sitcoms ever, and probably the most unfair cancellation in history.

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what the fuck was malcolm's problem?
why the hell didn't he hit that?

>>83304448
;_;
I've heard that the show got some closure on Greg Garcia's new sitcom, but I haven't watched it because it got cancelled too.

>>83304734

He was extremely narcissistic and shallow

Rate Francis' Jobs

Military School Cadet
Logger
Duderanch Assistant
Children's Book Writer
Band Manager
Amerisys Industries

>>83304734
Because she was an obnoxious bitch that should have been gassed.

>tfw my name is malcolm and I've never seen this show even though it was incredibly popular as I was growing up

>>83304901
sucks for you, it was a good experience watching the show and growing up with the cast

>>83304962
>mfw the actor who played Dewey is only 10 days older than me
He always seemed so much younger than I did when I watched it

>>83300676
Why couldnt she just replace the bulb herself, god damn I could change bulbs when I was like 4 years old

What a cunt

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Quarterly reminder that Francis always had the best story arcs, and that The Grotto was the best part of the show.

>>83304448
>Walk into the sunset a free man. With good karma.
white people everyone

>>83300777
its god tier if you grew up in a dysfunctional all sons middle class suburban family of outcasts in the 2000's

>>83299475
>I'M WITH THE BOMB SQUAD

>>83308724
Dewey+Hal is the GOAT duo.

>>83299475
the camera movement is the underdog