Who is the cannon strongest wrestler in WWE history?

>>/asp/

strongest? definitely andrea the giant

Easily Chris Benoit. He not only achieved the male championship but handily dismantled a female champion.

John Cena

Kurt Angle earned an Olympic gold medal with a broken neck.

>>83297306
go to bed kurt

By body strength? Andre the giant.
By confirmed kills? Chris Benoit.

>>83297364
ayy

you have an entire board to talk about this

>>83296860
Why do americans watch fake wrestling even while knowing it's fake?

>>83297249
>handily dismantled a female champion

Thats not really impressive desu

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>>83296860

>>83297436
why do you watch any tv/movies knowing they are fake?

>>83296860
Hulk Hogan, Real American Hero.

>>>/asp/

>>83296860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2vJN3st5T4 who's the craziest and the scariest?

Any that doesn't say Pork Laser is wrong.

>>83297524
This is a poor counterargument since pro-wrestling for decades presented itself falsely as a legitimate sport and still to this day in some countries is covered in sports news as if it were real. Movies didn't spring from troupes of performers pretending to present documentaries. Pro-wrestling was born in carnivals, where the entire purpose of every job was to trick people and take their money.

Pro-wrestling is still regulated by state athletic commissions in most US states, despite the fact that it's farcical. Please reconsider using this argument in the future, because it stinks and you suck.

>>83297646
woah settle down there captain autismo

Goldberg and Roman Reigns, there's a constant power creep because old guys (usually) have to put newer guys over, at least before the 00's.

>>83297646
autism

>>83297527
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN

Hulk hogan when he enters a state of mania.

Hogan

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The Big Dog, especially after he BTFOs Brock Lesnar next year at Wrestlemania

>>83296860
Mark Henry, he's literally called "The World's Strongest Man".

>>83297461
it was a 2 vs 1 handicap match

>>83297646
you typed way too much to say something so stupid

>>83297519

this desu

www.profightdb.com/wrestlers-with-highest-win-percentages.html

although Asgooka is temporarily no1

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finna GOAT

1. Goldberg
2. Lesnar
3. Reigns
4. Undertaker
5. Cena

>>83298478
This
also
>>>/asp/

>>83298507
Mark isn't the strongest pro-wrestler ever, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7cYui3YN7A

>>83297729
>"if I marry the boss's daughter I'll have a job for life"

>>83297683
Haha, hey, woah
>>83297731
Hehe
>>83298862
Too true, my dude, too true

>>83296877
>tv show
>can't be discussed on /tv/-Television & Film

>>83298910
delete this

>>83296860
The Poop Goblin

>>83299034
No this one is a topic that has its own board like pokomon

Rey M.

>>83298862
No, he say something logic and elaborated.

>>83298910
FInna kys

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>>83296860
Undisputed

>>83296860
100% Brett Hart

>>83298994

Bill Kazmaier did a stint in WCW. Think he only benched 660 but was 3 time worlds strongest man.

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brawny the stroman

Kane was apparently the strongest. Brock said he's the only guy he couldn't beat at arm wrestling.

>>83299566
what the fuck

Brock when he ended the streak

>>83296860
>>>/sp/

oh wait, it's not even a real sport

watching wrestling is just as pathetic as watching anime

>>83298816
underrated

>>83297519
Not even close.

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>>83296860

>>83299566
>camera cuts to him off camera
>camera cuts back after the truck is over his head

Fake.

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>>83299728
what? next thing you are going to tell me is that the undertaker really cant shoot lighting

Brock Lesnar would win in a fight obviously

But for raw strenght? Who the fuck cares idk

>>83297646
This is a 9/10 troll right here

>>83299702
This

>>83299566

This made me cringe. I really hope no one thought or thinks this is real.

>>83299764
No that's real.

>>83299833
the only thing cringy is the geniuses who feel the need to point out its fake with their master detective skills

>>83297729

She used to be so fucking hot.

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>>83299873
>used to

Delete this

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He'll always be the strongest in my heart

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>>83299900
Steph is aging well, but I will always be a mark for when she just got her implants.

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Fine thread

>>83299870
honestly it's even cringier that you losers unironically think wasting your time watching this pathetic drivel, is not only acceptable, but warrants discussion on /tv/

>>83298507

Yeah, because he won the Worlds Strongman Compatition.

>>83297249

In the end the only man capable of stopping Chris Benoit was himself...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit_double-murder_and_suicide

>>83299642
or fake movies.

>>83300070
what's cringey is that you like spending time criticizing things you dislike instead of talking about what you do like. only people who have sad pathetic lives would enjoy doing that

>>83300139
He won the ultimate championship

>>83296860

Meng

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>>83300415
>d-don't say mean things about my retarded play acting show

or what? you gonna pretend to bodyslam me?

loser

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>>83298898
Women wrestler's power levels are nowhere near the top guys. Also Brock is the top guy now without even showing up to work.

Lesnar is the only correct answer.

A genetic anomaly... Also steroid powerhouse. Watching the way he shit all over Mark Hunt even after being out of the game so long, steroids or not.

>>83296860
Lesnar, he's built like a brick fucking shithouse. He could probably tear anyone in half.

>>83297646
You're right, it's more like ballet

>>83299980
The moment they took off the mask he was dead.

>>83297436
It's not just Americans, it's the British, Canadians, Mexicans, and the Japanese. They all watch it like crazy.

>>83302911
It was extremely painful to watch

>>83299989
It's pretty obvious she's been getting plastic surgery for years.

I'm going to chime in here as guy who trained it to be wrestler for a few months.

It may be fake, but it hurts like hell. I was pretty beat up every time I went. Those guys are tough and can definitely take a normal person in a fight. Don't try to tell them it's fake or they will knock your shit out.

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HEY YO

HEY /tv/

YER TALKIN' ABOUT WHAT WRESTLER'S STRONG LIKE A CANNON OR WHATEVER

WELL BIG KEV AND I JUST WANT YA TA KNOW

WE DON'T CARE

>>83296877
This

>>83299034
Get your faggot ass back to your containment board

1. Rowdy Roddy Piper
2. Andre The Giant
3. Hulkamania
4. The Undertaker
5. Jon Cena

>>83296904
/thread

toughest? Mankind/cactus Jack/etc

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>>83299702
Only correct answer

>>83299566
i could probably do that

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Stronk

>>83298983
wrong

>>83296860
>cannon

Go back to your containment board you pathetic fucking faggot manchild

>>>/asp/

>>83299980
i see you filthy

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>>83303590
>probably
Don't shortsell yourself, Anon.

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>>83303705
get a load of this mark

>>83301784
This
wrestling is performance art

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Probably Ken Petera. (pic related)

Weightlifting career
Before becoming a professional wrestler, Patera was a highly decorated Olympic weightlifter. He won several medals at the 1971 Pan American Games (including gold in the weightlifting total), and finished second in the 1971 World Weightlifting Championships just behind Vasily Alekseyev. On his native soil, Patera won four consecutive U.S. Weightlifting Championships in the super heavyweight class from 1969 to 1972. He was the first American to clean and jerk over 500 lbs (227 kg), which he accomplished at the 1972 Senior Nationals in Detroit. He is also the only American to clean and press 500 lbs (227 kg), and was the last American super heavyweight for years to excel at weightlifting at an international level.

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>>83297527
Unironically this. Keep in mind the finger poke of doom was a very real thing that they thought was a good idea.

>>83296860
Powerlevel: Brock
Accomplishments: Edge or Chris Jericho (debatable, Edge was first to win all WWE title available, but Jericho beat both Austin and Rock to unify the WWF and the WCW championship)
Strength: Mark Henry
In-Ring Talent: AJ Styles
Politician: Cena or Hogan

>>83297646
The only people who ever bring up wrestling being real is people who say wrestling isn't real.
Stop being autistic.

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Undertaker has super powers and has risen from the dead like two or three times, so probably him.

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In terms of IRL strength it's Big E Langston. He can supposedly benchpress like 675.

>>83297646
People have know that it's fake since the 1920's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLNfu5GXuhQ

It's the original, turn your brain off and enjoy show.

>>83297436
For entertainment, dumb dumb. This is like asking why people watch TV and movies even though they know they're fake.

>>83297646
Even though it's scripted and all it still requires tremendous athleticism and the performers are proper athletes in a sense, don't see what the problem with that is.

Probably Brock

Brock Lesnar does wrestling again?

>>83304762
yeah but hes not in top tier shape anymore

>>83304762
Bork Laser was pushed as an unbeatable machine when he returned. He's the one who ended Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak, which was incredibly anti-climactic.

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>>83299566
Yeah, Stroman might be that nigga ( even though this whole moment is laughably good) Do to the current state of WWE, I wouldn't be surprised if Stroman is billed as the strongest wrestler in WWE history.


They have nothing to lose, or gain at this point.

>>83304788
>>83304839
The man is a real fucking tank though, to be fair. It's not just that he's tall and roided to the gills but he's got huge bone structure too.

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>>83304911
No I know, but I don't think that Brock should have been the one to end the streak. It should have been Shawn Michaels or at least fucking HHH so it would have been fitting, and Taker's wrestling career should have ended when the streak was broken as well. Both his Wrestlemania losses were staged to push another wrestler; the streak ending was to put Brock over as the biggest baddie that ever delivered a suplex, and his last match was all to put Roman over as WWE's Hail Mary to get some fucking pull behind his name. In Taker's later years, he was used as a mechanism to get other wrestlers over.

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>>83305181
My God

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The horsewomen, obviously

Kane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUP9LzCNnGo

https://youtu.be/S_dJDjf3d4A?t=248


https://youtu.be/QfIObZIC7AA?t=134

Lex Luger he body slammed Yokozuna

>>83305181
it should have been Cena because of how much it would have pissed off everyone off

Cesaro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=667IkapjP8E

Faarooq
Sid
Brock
Mark Henry
Definitely not Andre the Giant, guy was barely glued together

Haku

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lw0_Tq3lkA

>>83297436
Fake wrestling is popular elsewhere in the world. I know the Mexicans enjoy it and Britain and Canada have a lot of wrestlers too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY

SUUU---SUUUU----PP---PEEER--PER

>>83297519
IT's right in the name. He's the goddamn ULTIMATE WARRIOR!

>>83300437
Quit while you're on top, that's what I always say.

>>83300484
internet tough guy alert!

>d-don't say mean things about my pathetic life

>>83296860
You mean canon?

Probably Andre the Giant, The Big Show, Hulk Hogan. Usually they play up the biggest guys as the incredible strongmen with otherworldly superhuman strength.

Hulk had Hulkamania which might make him canon strongest.

>>83306376
Cena will never turn heel

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Based Big Dog

>>83300878
kane always beat him in arm wrestling

>Casuals don't know Ahmed Johnson.

He literally was proclaimed the STRONGEST man in the WWF. Plus his Tiger Bomb finishing move was one of the most badass in WWF history.

>>83297646
Holy fuck when a bait turns out to be an actual autist

>>83297306

*broken freakin' neck

>>83309999
What does that matter, his "brotha" Mark Henry came in and trademarked "the worlds strongest man" as his

He was eclipsed

Rey M
Undertaker
Rock
SCSA
Batista

>>83305774
Kane was and is a joke
He couldn't wrestle himself out of a paperbag

He could punch holes in it all day though, with those shitty undercut chops/pokes

>>83306554
Too bad he had Zero gimmick
This guy could have been good

>>83310466
patrician taste

>>83297729
fuck off paul

>>83299677
You kidding me bro? He lost ONE fucking match clean. ONE!

>>83296860
>strongest wrestler in WWE history?

Andre the Giant.

He was just too big to fuck with....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeNFfHKFP-k

>>83304489
manlet with 2 inch rom i'm sure that's impressive
mark henry is taller and was way stronger

>>83296860
Prime Goldberg

Not even a debate

>>83312437
>outwrestled by Jericho
Yeah nah, Bill is a fraud.

what's the biggest feat though?
daniel bryan beat evolution all in one night.
that shit is mighty impressive

>>83297646
>This is a poor counterargument since pro-wrestling for decades presented itself falsely as a legitimate sport
I used to think that everyone thought it was real but I've been watching Attitude Era Raw on my friend's WWENetwork (only $9.99) and they're actually open about it not being "real". Even the Bret Hart documentary he talked about how much he hated that. They even branded it as "sports entertainment" and I believe Vince himself called it a "soap opera for guys".

So, it does hold up. That being said, watch Shawn Michaels vs Undertaker Hell in a Cell Survivor Series '97 wew fuckin lad, they still take big hits and falls.

>>83312562
>Even the Bret Hart documentary he talked about how much he hated that
By that I mean he hated when people would say that because it's not the point and never was meant to be.

>>83299980
Supposedly Brock said the only person stronger than him is Kane.

>>83312562
Wow, never considered those things. Thanks for setting me straight. I'm super embarrassed right now, but this is a great thread.

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>>83312784

rey misterio easily strongest pound for pound

>>83312437
ONE clean loss and it's arguable it was clean given it took the guys manager warning him

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>>83313019

>>83297436
Except it is not fake at all? Pro Wrestling is all about domination which is 100% as ppl already exposed.
Only euroidorts or libruls think otherwise and they keep spreading this lie everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG0f6siGbZw

If it was really scripted then how ppl got hurt all the time? No one get hurt in movies. Wake up, these aint no doubles

>>83312273
hey mark

Undertaker

Dude was supernatural, he had to avoid fighting the most popular guys because he was OP.

>>83296860
under taker

Bam Bam Bigelow
He wasn't human

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Get worked marks

>Col Parker leading Harlem Heat out in chains
>Juvi using a tequila bottle to win
>Hog Wild 96
Why was WCW so hilarious

>>83312908
>a man loves his woman any day of the month

>>83313103
It's fake because it's predecided who'll win the match. People get injured because wrestlers usually only have a vague script to work with. So all the shit they do is real, but the outcome is already made by the powers that be.

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>>83303600
>tfw she will never pinch off your dick with her vagina lips.

>>83314923
so its not fake at all then.

Surprised no one has told the Brock Lesnar arm wrestling story yet

>>83314976
It is, but it isn't.

>>83297436
Why do you watch movies, they are also fake

Daily reminder that MMA is just as fake as puro.

Vale Tudo is confirmed fixed, the Fertitas are a mob family and have been in control of a fixed fighting empire for generations, the Gracies who started UFC also are known for fixing fights, and Pride and Pancrase have had several known WORKED fights of record, not just fixed. PrideFC went down in flames when the Japanese press exposed their Yakuza links.

>>83314923
>wrestlers usually only have a vague script to work with.
I was actually really impressed when I found this out. I thought everything was strictly choreographed when really there's a lot of on the fly improvisation. Outside of the major things of course. In the Bret Hart doc he went and talked with an old head before a big match who came up with the gist of it in a couple of minutes and that was it.

>>83315007
A couple posts referenced it.

>>83315106
Bret Hart only uses five moves so it's easy to improvise. More serious wrestlers need choreography.

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Hogan.
Anyone who could pick up Andre the fucking Giant and bodyslam his ass has gotta have some god tier strength.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPOiyRZrxtM


Also a callout to Lex Luger who bodyslammed Yokozuna at Summerslam in the 90's. That fatass had to weight at least 600+

>>83296860
John Cena with a Make A Wish kid on ringside > Bruno Sammartino > post-UFC Brock Lesnar > Roman Reigns > Ultimate Warrior > Hulk Hogan > normal John Cena > the rest

>>83300169
Nice chart

>>83315083
Literally all pro sports is fake and has been for decades, nothing new there.

>>83315142

But that's wrong, you dipshit

>>83315159
This wasn't even the first time he did it. I think suplexing Big Show off the turnbuckle is way more impressive.

>>83315142
Don't know if that's true but improvisation is still tough. You have to play off each other and have it flow right.

Wrestling is entertainment, just like movies. The problem is people who don't like it seem to have this idea that it's considered a competitive sport. It's athletic, it's somewhat dangerous, and wrestlers do sustain real injuries, but no one is trying to make you believe that these wrestlers are actually fighting for victory the same way a UFC fighter does, so calling it "fake" is completely pointless and will only start the whole "if it's fake why do they get hurt" nonsense.

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I wish HHH and all his cronies would fuck off, and get dumpster slammed, Eric Bishoff style.
With any luck, he'll get roided out and kill his family, so they can banish him to the realm of Chris Benoit.

>>83315106
>stictly choreographed
Yeah, that's how it is with a lot of indies matches now. Few people want to ring general shit out. It's mainly "get your shit in, do your spots, take a stupid bump and get $25"

>>83297729

Dick burying time

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>>83297436
>wrasslin is fake

>>83297301
This. Undertaker was taken out by a few people but they always made John Cena overcome the odds which made him appear as the strongest wrestler even stronger than Mark Henry in canon of course

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>>83296860
The Undershaker.

Goldberg for Raw power.
Ultimate Warrior for roid induced bezerkery

Original Kane was basically impervious

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>>83299980
KANE?

>>83297519
Fuck he was weird
Going off on long strange diatribes about shards of energy lodged within his brain or some shit
Entertaining as fuck though

>>83297527
I had the sound track of WWF in the 80's

>>83300878
Lesnar has never done steroids. He has practically been that big since high school.

>>83314950
>tfw you will never suckle her clit cock

>>83310466
>Rey M
Got un-masked. To shit himself up even more he started wearing it again. Garbage

>Undertaker
The Cal Ripken Jr. of wrestling, but without the skill

>The Rock
He was based when he was Rocky Maivia, phenomenal. Turned into a mental case spouting memes like a scratched record

>SCSA
Who?

>Batista
Stayed stagnant

>>83319335
>load the space ship with the ROCKET FUEL
>Take the controls Hulk..HOGAN
>Send it into a NOSE DIVE

Kane in his prime with the mask and the suit(A terryfing and jacked giant, an excellent nemesis for the Undertaker)>>>Him without the suit and the mask(Still a badass also thanks to his ugly face)>>>>>>>>Him with the suit and the half mask(kinda ridiculous)>>>Him now with the jacket (pretty much a joke)

>>83319335
There is nothing wrong with laying down on the lawn and letting them run over you with lawnmowers

>>83307029
More bezerker tough than strong.

>>83296860
>cannon
>question about 'wrestling'
checks out

>>83319439
he got busted for steroids after his last ufc fight

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>people actually believe that wrestling fans think it's real

>>83305181
Yeah, retard, that's how it works. No one walks out of wrestling a victor. Randy Orton's gimmick for a long time was him effortlessly murdering HoFers and Legends, and you can't reconcile that shitty fucking Undertaker was going to join in the ranks?

>>83319722
or going to africa and letting them trample you with raging elephants

>>83296877
done in one, lads
/thread