what did you think of Billy boy apologizing for being white

I think Nia is a lovely lady who definitely doesn't hold a 9mm to my head at this very moment

Is Cleo ok?

because he´s a subtle shill

>>83291919
I don't have the heart to tell you...

no one cares about even one of you that post here. no one cares. keep typing to nobodies that no one listens to. you're dull garbage no one has ever cared about.

>>83292015
Bill please, keep cashing those netflix checks, don't waste time here

>>83291200
If you married a dumb, violent chimp you would do the same

Good. More whites should follow his lead.

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>>83292015
holy shit

I really don't get why he had to marry such a cunt

She has to have some special sexual skill to make up for her bitchy attitude

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STOP WATCHING FORMULA 1

Hey guys Bill Burr here with the monday morning podcast uuh..lets start by reading some emails
"Hey there Billy Redface I just found out my gf of 14 years (who is African-American btw) has cheated on me on numerous occasions..When I confronted her about it she flipped out, started screaming about how it was payback for slavery..What should I do?"
Oh jeez man..well, in my opinion
>Door bursts down and Nia shows up furious
IN YO' OPINION WUT, NIQUH? WHITE DEVIL GOT WUT WUZ COMIN TO HIM
YOU GOT SUMN' TO SAY 'BOUT IT NIQUH??
YOU GOT SUM 'ADVICE' T'GIVE?? LES HEAR IT NIQUH

OOHH HEY the lovely Nia everyone heheh, ofcourse youre right honey look at my skin im the DEVIL obviously please dont beat m-UUUHH eeh I mean please dont be mad baby

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>>83294823
>IN YO' OPINION WUT, NIQUH? WHITE DEVIL GOT WUT WUZ COMIN TO HIM
>YOU GOT SUMN' TO SAY 'BOUT IT NIQUH??
>YOU GOT SUM 'ADVICE' T'GIVE?? LES HEAR IT NIQUH

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>>83294823

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>>83294823

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the lovely Nia everybody!

>>83295699
She's a big guy

>>83292015
Lol Nia really has you by the balls, bill.

>>83295365

this

>>83296034
U U U U
U U U U
U U U U
U U U U

>>83294625
God damn imagine being so cucked to let your woman refuse your surname. God damn. She also refused his prenup. Bitch is just filled with red flags.

>>83291200
Please tell me this is quality bait from a troll. Please don't tell me bill actually did this. Or show a link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqWM8rwpHMQ
Who was in the wrong here?

>>83297734
Ant is never wrong.

>>83297186
I want to believe that when I get married I will "force" a pre-nup, but I have doubts that it's even possible to convince a woman not to steal 50% of your stuff if things go sour

>>83297959
Prenups are a meme senpai. They get thrown out in the court all the time. Prenup is a trick to make you fall into false sense of security.

>bill only talks about the evil white man when nia is in the other rooms and can hear

>>83298156
what does he mean by this

>>83298049
>They get thrown out in the court all the time
This is also a meme. Just make sure you have lawyers for both sides present when drafting and signing.

His career is like the ultimate example of irony.

>get rich telling people to not be cucks
>end up being a major league cuck


Pottery.

>>83291200
The guy's comedy took a massive dive the more and more he got involved with Nia. I hope he is at least happy. Also is their daughter retarded since they're both ancient as fuck?

>>83299994
where do you virgin retards come up with these conclusions

>>83300743
>Hurr durr my subjective opinion trumps your subjective opinion

Bill was funnier as a raging, unapologetic misogynist. Now whenever he goes into edgy territory he has to apologise multiple times before and after he says anything potentially offensive. His comedy is becoming more and anaemic. Also old people poop out retard babies. Just interested if their baby came out healthy. I don't want the poor guy to have a tard baby.

>>83300913
>Bill was funnier as a raging, unapologetic misogynist
When Bill "was a raging, unapologetic misogynist" according to you, he WAS IN A STEADY RELATIONSHIP WITH NIA.
They've been together for 15 YEARS you mongoloid

>>83299806
>This is also a meme.
Statistically it isn't.

>>83301118
Not that guy but once you're married she has you by the balls and can act bitchy all she wants.

>>83301245
>be with a woman 14 years-cool
>sign a paper that makes what you've been experiencing for 14 years already, official-ITS OVER
yeah, no

>>83301207
Yes it is. You hear about big cases and not the thousands of non-cases.

>>83301118
Well his older shit was funnier and these days he sounds like more and more of a mouth piece for Nia. Perhaps it isn't her fault and Bill is just becoming soft with age. Still old bill > new bill

>>83295365
t. Nia

someone post an image of burr getting JUST'd

>>83294823
Niggers have been playing this card for decades, and it's only going to get worse. You can never trust them.

t. white guy that made the mistake of trusting niggers

>>83301361
>t. virgin

>>83295699
RIP in peace or sumthin'

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>billsdivorce.jpg

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>>83303979
The 'ol Right (said) Fred

>>83297768
he made a mistake fucking that tranny

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Any pics leak yet of his half breed?

I think itll end up looking like Blake Griffin in a wig when it grows up

how many days punishment you think he got for bringing up Nia's ineptness with the water pipes?

>>83297734
Bill's entire argument is "stop noticing patterns shitlord". He's got nothing.

>>83293522
All women are more or less like that. If you say otherwise you haven't been in a long relationship.

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>>83299832

>>83300913
I think the father's age doesn't matter but the mom's definitely does.

Also the older the parents get the more fucked up the kid is yeah but it doesn't mean they'll be retarded. But they'll more likely have a shit ton of defects like allergies, genetic problems and shit. Obviously some of that might shit might end up in retardese.

>>83305610
Thanks Doc

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>whispering
h-hey guys bill burr here with the monday morning podcast uuuhhhh...Y-you might
>stops talking, sounds of him looking around can be heard
you might be wondering uuhh..why im whispering heheh...uuuhhh
>sounds increasingly nervous
heh i-its because the baby is sleeping...uuuhh..and
>suddenly a hellish shriek can be heard in the background
NNNIIIIIIIGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh sweet jeesus nononono I was so careful no god please
>furious fast steps can be heard coming up the stairs
NIGGUH YOU BEST NOT BE DOIN YO GAY LIL PODCASS IN DA ATTIC AGAIN
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck the lovely nia oh god I need to hide
>bill can be heard going through stuff frantically trying to hide
>door busts down
>nia can be heard furiously breathing
WHERE ARE YOU LIL NIGGUH
>starts shuffling through stuff throwing shit around laughing and sniffing
I CAN SMELL YO PASTY LIL WHYT ASS YOU KNOW SMELLZ LIKE WET DOG
>throws some boxes to the side
THERE'S MUH LIL TERRIFIED PIECE O' ASS
NO NIA PLEASE NIANIA D-D-DONT PL-
>podcast goes offline

>>83301361
>t. unmarried person

I'm happily married but my wife became A LOT more controlling the moment we got married. Luckily she's naturally submissive so the biggest change is just the amount of nagging but yeah to say women stay the same as they were when you marry them is blatantly incorrect.

>>83291200
This is not news, Billy has been cucked for years at this point.

>>83307709
Pretty accurate

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>>83301361
You are not knowledgeable on this topic. You're young tho, give it time.

White "men" are pathetic, they're so weak ne ver dealing with real oppression that they go fuck around in the woods bare ass naked. Fucking school shooting inbred fucks love torturing animals like the serial killers they all are.

They can keep doing that gay shit though because we'll just be in their homes inseminating their white bitches wombs.

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>>83294823
This is why I still come here.

I haven't listened to his podcast in a while. What's going on? Link?

>>83294823
MY SIDES

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>>83294823
top kek

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>>83294823
saved

There was a post on pol about how Nia cheated on bill and the kid isn't his.

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>>83294823

>>83291200
FFS not bill burr too.

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>>83294823
>obviously please dont beat m-UUUHH eeh I mean please dont be mad baby

>>83294823
lel

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>>83308269
>>83308297
>>83308323
>>83308351
>>83308473
>>83308520
>>83308546

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>>83294823

You just know..

>>83308661
Is it really possible that the baby would come out darker than her if it's his?

so /tv/ hates bill now?

>>83308749
I don't hate him I just think he's full of shit and Nia is his Yoko Ono.

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>>83308749
He wouldn't have 2 threads a day here if we didn't love him. Nia is universally disliked and to blame for his recent dive in material and life choices.

Also, he's walking irony so many people here can relate.

>>83294823
not that funny.

>>83294823
it's not that funny, but the fact that it's the same guy coming up with these makes it pretty funny

>>83308824

I just don't get it man, he must have gotten fucked over really badly by white women to be able to get attracted to this

>>83291919
SNAP THAT MUTT'S NECK, BILL

>>83308731
Nope

Here's the clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts7G8XdY4w8

Actually listen to it. He wasn't being serious.

>>83308731
How do you know what color the baby is?

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this isn't tv or film related...

>>83309107
All he said was slavery is awful, he talked about the slaves in Dubai that no one ever talks about and jokingly sang a little song where he said sorry for being white almost to mock the people who keep perpetuating white guilt.

>>83309107

R

>>83308294
Its on youtube

>>83293522

He ended up marrying what he had been trashing for years in his stand up. An entitled talentless gold digging whoore that watches the Kardashians all day.

I would get my left testicle removed if I could hear what Patrice's thoughts are about this shit.

Sounded abit weird but I don't get most comedy

I don't get all the hate. Bill Burr didn't really go in depth about American slavery. He just skimmed over it and most of the video was about Chinese and Dubai slavery. Why are you fucking assholes downvoting and attacking the two. Grow up faggots.

>>83297186
>>83297959
>>83298049
>>83299806
>>83301207
>>83301600

Prenups you know they used to be called Marriage CONTRACT, it didnt have to do asmuch with the money aspect but more it laid out the guidelines and the does and donts of a marriage.

The marriage contract got thrown by the wayside when the government got its greedy dicks into the religious ceremony that is marriage.

>>83307709
Top kek

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>>83291308
>you will never marry a niggress
>you will never marry a liberal
>you will never be bill burr

>>83309658
This is correct

>>83309658

>government got its greedy nose

Can you please elaborate?

>>83310141
>Taxes

>>83294823
poor bill

>>83310141

"marriage license"

>>83308661
Damn she has that 24/7 bitch negress face. I bet she even snaps her fingers at people while she repromands them.

>>83293522
I think it was a strange combination of
>being extremely depressed
>wanting black feminist body armor in case anyone called him out for telling a joke that could be offensive (could've been canceled out in a slowly boiled frog type scenario)
>morbidly invoking the fates for more comedy material
>having nuclear powered jungle fever
>her secretly being the ultimate submissive girl in bed
>not knowing what to do without Patrice
>marrying a black woman to cope with losing Patrice
>opposites attracting n shiet
>being old and settling
>being mistreated by his father / his parents not showing him what a healthy relationship looks like

t. armchair Freud

>>83294625
The lovely Nia everybody!

>>83291200

At least he has a dog that loves him and is making big progress learning drums

>>83305535
underrated

but Billy Redface was actually always this way and his internal frustration with himself is what created his material

Zip...
>door thrown open in the background
>audible smack, you can hear the sounds of a struggle in the background
>after a while you hear footsteps leaving the room and a door slamming
>can hear bill quietly sobbing in the background
>crying continues for a while until Bill regains his composure
R-recruitah

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>come to bed, bill

I am sick and tired of you idiots blaming the wife for eveything, from his standup quality dropping to whatever.

Ultimately HE chose her.
So that's his mistake and HIS choice.

And seriously on paper his career has never looked so great. He sells tons of seats in bigger locations than a few years back, he got a special who's doing well, his years of hustling out west finally paid and he got himself a recurring tv show, basically a money printing machine for a comedian.
He is slowly becoming a household name.

The bill burr brand is exploding. The dude is a prime netflix asset which is the future of media right now. Every entertainer wants to be on netflix.

>>83311723
how much does that man get paid

>>83311936

Woman and/or nigger detected

>>83311936
can I save this for future use?

>>83311956

The scientific term is Negris.

>>83311936
>he got a special who's doing well
fucking snowflakes are giving HBO specials identities now

>>83291200

Opie and Anthony called it the BilldaBurr group for a reason. White comics married to black women that get oddly quiet whenever anyone says anything unkind about negros.

>>83305412
no not all of them, a lot of them though

>>83312096
>billdaburr
fucking brutal

Nia is fucking ugly I just don't get why he'd settle for that. If he has jungle fever that's okay but damn at least get a good looking young one

>>83292015
Hi Bill

>>83311936
>Netflix Asset
Netflix has tons of originals. His isn't even that popular.

>>83312173
>those young broads around the comedy clubs would just be gold digging whoooares
>meanwhile
>ah fuck this ugly one is a gold digging whooooare

>>83312173
>>83312240
I guess he takes comfort in her being such an ugly bitch that she won't go gold digging anywhere else.

>>83313093
after him she won't have to
she'll axe him within 5 years

>>83313401

Or this isn't her first rodeo and she figured our how to feed and stress men out that she will just force a heart attack when he pisses her off too much.