AMERIFATS DONT MATTER IN 2017!!

>>83284732
wasn't that obvious from the Warcraft movie?

>>83284797
warcraft wasn't quite able to get ahead in the exchange of yield for volume. There won't be a sequel.

CRITICS DONT FUCKING MATTER AHAHHAHA

wheres the hacker leak of this? I thought Disney refused to pay up the ransom.

>A Pirates of the Caribbean movie is panned by critics, doesn't make that much in US, but makes a shitload of money overseas and cross 1 billion mark

What a surprise
Could Transformers do the same???

>>83285186
It was fake

image being so obsessed about americans that you would open your browser, save that image, and then create a thread about a childrens pirate movie for attention.

>>83284732
God damn yuropoors and asians are to blame for shit movies like Despicable Me and Fast Furious that keep being made

>>83284732

I thought the Chinese were supposed to be an intelligent race. What the fuck is going on?

>>83285289
>F&F
>yuro
More like Latin America. Ever been to a screening?

>>83285251
>Could Transformers do the same???

it did it last time thanks to china

>>83285290
Where did you get that idea? They lack creativity. They're like pocket calculators that's all they are good for.

>>83285290
They enjoy dumb CGI blockbusters because it gives them an escape from their depressing lives.

>>83285273

>amerifats are so lazy they think that the few seconds that takes to do is a lot of work

>>83285273
we had a thread about UK's tv license a couple of hours ago with americans going all muh freedom, if anything americans are the one obsessed

>>83285405
>few seconds
>implying you don't have folders dedicated to America
Those few seconds add up...

>>83285615

>thinks this screenshot of a web site that just went up a few hours ago

>May 28, 2017 8:55am

>is hard work to do and part of a bigger folder because he has a shitposting folder because he is a lazy amerifat

>>83284732
Based

Fuck the fedoras. I never want these movies to end.

>>83284732
Why don't American movie studios just make cheaper movies ? So then you don't need to totally shit and appeal to spics and Chinks?

>>83285713

neither does Johnny. he's raking in a cool $500 million from the franchise.

>>83285446
We all laugh at you for that

t. Canada

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>>83284732
>gentlemen, we keep pumping out the same movies we made in 2007 and americans aren't buying
>I've got it, we can build a time machine, go back in time 10 years, and sell the movies like they're brand new ideas!
>But we don't have a time machine, where else could we possibly find an audience whose pop culture is ten years behind us?
>aha!

>>83285375
I don't know why some faggots here keep screeching about MUH CHINA When they complain about movies making a lot of money. These movies making as much money as they do is a global effort. The USA is the reason why transformers is even alive and the USA rakes in almost as much money as china does in terms of box office. AoE was also the only transformers movie to do well in China. IT's the same way with the furious movies. The only ones that did well were the last two (in china). the USA was where most of the money for all the others came from, and even for the most recent ones they made a big chunk of their money from the USA.

>>83284732
Maybe it isn't best movie ever but it's decent and it isn't fucking capeshit. I mean it. Blockbuster that don't start with marvel logo, fuck yeah! We should support it just because of that.

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>third worlders cheering because they eat up our shit pop culture

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am i crazy here or what but it seems like the less money a movie makes, the better it is.
i mean if you compare movies to music then it would make sense right? justin bieber and ariana grande would be considered kino by how much money they make.

when did true art become measured by monetary profit?
(this would also explain why dcu > mcu from an artistic standpoint)

>>83287206
idk there's always a lot of chit chat about box office numbers but capeshit and transformers ain't exactly racking up oscars and shit.

>>83287290
the dark knight and suicide squad both won oscars

>>83284732
>WE'RE BETTER AT BEING TASTELESS PLEBS THAN YOU!!!!!!!

>>83286417

so what you're saying is exactly what I said

if you take away the 320 MILLION it made in china it wouldn't have reached a billion

it wasn't a blanket statement

>HEY CHINA MAKES MOVIES TONS OF CASH FOR EVERY SINGLE MOVIE EVER RELEASED THERE!

it was the fucking facts

>>83285160
t. rock

>>83287656
If you took out the USA those movies wouldn't have made 1 billion either. Hell, if China was the only one who watched those movies they wouldn't make any money. Even if you removed China from furious 7 it would have made over 1 billion dollars. The same goes for shit like Transformers and most of the Pirates movies. Stop screeching about China every time some shit movie makes a lot of money. They would have made money even without China.

>>83284732
Duh?

>>83285290
>Chinese
>race

>>83285769
Totally deserved too. It would never become as big without him.

>>83287206
Movies were almost always very commercial. If you care about muh art, books and paintings are a better call.

>>83287290
Box office numbers might be a shitty metric but way better than Oscars.

>>83284797
>people still think warcraft got any kind of money

lol trusting the chinese

>>83287851
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>83284732
Pirates always did good in Europe

>>83287851
China is 92% Han. It's an ethnostate.

Europoors are just as bad as chinks at this point

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>THESE SHIT MOVIES ONLY MAKE MONEY BECAUSE OF CHINAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Americans mean by this?

Is America's economy so bad, people can't even go to a fun action movie, or are Americans tired of big budget action movies? I really don't understand why these movies keep failing in the US.

>>83288270
Why do japs like PotC so much?

>>83288166
I think he means that Chinese isn't a race but Asians are.

>>83288281
They have too complex plots. Not even meming. Remember how many critics were being about getting confused by the third?

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>>83288270

>>83288281
People here just don't like movie theaters anymore. Piracy and Netflix exist.

>62 million opening weekend
>for a PotC movie
What the fuck happened?

>>83288270
burgers btfo

It's a great movie though.

>>83288449
Americunts don't care about anything but politics anymore.

>>83288394
The plots are way simpler when you don't speak the language and just go to soak in the visuals ie china

>>83288416
Those movies still flopped globally. Or do you actually think that the producers of the movie get all that money from foreign markets? Look at Star wars for fucks sake, that movie made over 2 billion and China didn't even bother watching it. 1 billion of that came from the USA.

>>83288270
Explain yourself America.

>>83288478
>>83288460
Obsession isn't healthy.

>>83288270

>first pirates most in America
first pirates was great

foreigners BTFO

>>83284732
not making enough money in the wealthiest market of the world is a clear failure.

either americans are poorer than they've been telling us, or american movie companies are complete retards.

>>83288345
JOH-NEE DEPPADADOO

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>lesser countries grasping at straws to pretend they're relevant

>>83288270
>>83288416
>>83288478
>>83288507
Holy shit europoors have terrible taste

>>83288345
Because Japs know kino when they see it

>>83288522
American public doesn't care about movies anymore. They only care about viral videos and jerking off to political partisan shit.

>>83288515
>First

>>83288570
I think you're spending too much time on Reddit

Why do non-americans even browse this board? 95% of film/tv discussion here is American stuff.

>>83288553
>Europeans have shit taste for not gobbling up trash movies like America does

>>83288541
>50% white

>>83288595
You want to tell me what Americans are doing instead, because you seem to know so much.

>>83288628
with foreign actors and production teams/directors

>>83288511
>shit on foreign markets for watching shit movies
>get BTFO by facts
>"OBSESSED"
Fucking Amerifats.

>>83288628
American stuff that people all over the world eat up

>>83288628
Im here to bane post, someone has to do it.

>>83288270
wait doesnt this prove the point

>>83288628
Americans dont exist

>>83288729
No? Are you fucking retarded? The only movie on that list where it did really well in China was Furious 7 and it would have made over 1 billion dolalrs even without China. Furious 7 almost made as much money int he USA as it did in China, also. All the other movies either did shit in China or did mediocre in China while making hundreds of millions in the USA.

>>83288668
The same shit we were doing 20 years ago but with internet now

>>83285746
have you ever heard of independent cinema? it's been a thing for a long time.

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>>83288689
LIVING

RENT

FREE

IN

YOUR

HEAD

>>83284732
>$208 overseas
Yeah... good going

>>83288633
Don't act like Europoors don't constantly line up for their bi-annual capeshit flick

>>83288824
Retarded.

>>83288776
and transformers? and the growth between each movie is huge none of the other markets have grown as much thus proving the point china is where the money is

>>83288863
Obsessed.

>>83288856
Capeshit does 10x better int he USA than in any European country. Don't delude yourself, American.

>>83285290
Well, look at how many people in America pay money to see garbage like capeshit and this movie. Then realize that China has 3 times the population of the US, so even if Chinese intelligence is exactly equal to US intelligence, there is a pool of 3 times as many idiots in China as in the US who will go see these movies if they can afford to and have access to a theater.

>>83287206
thinly veiled DCuck posting

>>83288893
Yeah no shit. We made the movie. That's like making fun of Japan for liking anime. What make sense is why you Eurocuckolds keep watching our movies.

Was Bloom really in the movie?

>>83288937
You didnt make shit you jewish pawn

>>83288881
>and transformers
Still mainly alive and well because of the USA you dumb fuck. The growth may have been high between 2 and 3 but it still didn't do that well. Look at how much money it made in the USA in comparison to not only china but every other foreign market. Even with Age of Extinction making 300 m in China it made almost as much money in the USA and that movie, even without China, would have made a shit ton of money.

>>83288961
>having to scale down to individualism from nationalism after you get BTFO
europoors

Why are americans so thin-skinned?

>>83288989
Hollywood is owned by jews, japs and chinks. Stop pretending you had any hand in it, and it's also laughable to take pride in capeshit which is bottom of the barrel when it comes to crap. California also hates you and will never represent you, so stop defending them

Btw Europeans are richer and more well off than the average fifty-percenter

>>83284732
>$208

With out the M, that headline looks hilarious. Only two hundred and eight dollars?

>>83284732
I thought China didn't want ghosts in their movies?

>>83289050
Why are non-americans so obsessed with us?

Has it always been like this? Has your entire life just been centered around us?

>>83289050
IDK but they constantly point fingers at foreigners for doing stupid shit when they do the same stupid shit 5x as much.

>>83289056
Europe is owned by Soros, king kike himself. You're just a Jewish slave cuckold. Go suck some migrant cock dumb yurotruck.

>>83289125
> less than 50%

>>83289092
I just entered the thread to talk about a movie and it was full of Americans insulting different states because they can't even differentiate between them while accusing other people of being obsessed.

>>83289092
>>83289125

>50% white

lol

>be yuropoor ITT
>spend all day talking about American movies and TV shows
>Go into a thread to talk shit about the overlords that make my entertainment

>>83288937
>euro directors
>most relevant actors are Australian or Euros
>europhile main star
>made in Straya
>paid by Jews
Nice "American" movie you got there.

>>83289148
>>83289149
>>83289157
*approaching truck sounds*

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>hate America
>spend all day talking about America
>spend all night watching American movies

>>83289181
>fifty
>percent

>>83289092
They ride our dicks anon. Their rotten teeth are constantly in our business, from news, politics and culture. What burns them up is, when they muster up some news we don't give a fuck.

USA USA USA USA!

>>83285251
>of money overseas and cross 1 billion mark

This won't happen. It will prolly make around $650 mil total.

>>83289181
>make civilized answer without insults or anything else
>get epic meme as response

>>83289213
*truck is getting closer*
*muffled muslim music can be heard*

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>>83289181
>jet engine revving intensifies

>>83289210
I dont watch capeshit though, you can roll around in your own sty if you wish

>>83289246
Are they still whining about it?

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>be yurotruck
>wake up
>"I wonder what the Americans are up to"
>get on my American invented internet running an American operating system and open up my American browser
>go on 4chan, founded by an American, to make a b8 thread hoping to get Burger-chan's attention
>get BTFO and retreat to my American sitcom binge

Why do americans think they're anything but european migrants? You guys DO realize that "americans" dont exist, right? If you're white and in the midwest it's highly likely you're German, and in some areas americans still speak german, while if you're a new englander you're english/scottish/irish. Stop trying to take credit for what other groups of people did. Your national poverty level is also ridiculous, so to call other people poor is hypocritical

>>83289243
>>83289246
>>83289255
>>83289323
*VRRRRRROOOOOMMMMMM*

>>83289369
Fuck you I'm not a europoor. I'm American. I actually deny my failure German heritage.

>>83289369
Same reason they are obsessed about race: Lack of cultural identity and history. It's pretty similar in other third world countries too.

>>83288449
>it's gonna sell less tickets over the 4dayopening than Dead Man's Chest did in its firstdayin 2006.

>>83289376
You shouldn't be using Minions or Inside Out when the USA is where most of the money came from in a single nation. Not only that but producers get a much bigger cut from domestic in comparison to foreign. Not only THAT but you're taking every other country on the globe and they don't even double the USA domestic Gross. Stop trying to deflect, Ameriblubber. You're just as much to blame for those movies doing well.

>>83289466

>foreign retard pleb doesn't understand the picture

SURPRISE SURPRISE!

the point is inside out made more than all those lel randumb shit movies in america but foreign plebs ate that shit up more than they ate inside out

>>83289402
So you're a cuck?

>>83289435
I know right. Americans seem to divide everything into caucasian, african and asian - when I've tried explaining to them every time that in Europe we don't do that. We're Swabian, Catalan, Lombard, Occitan, Waloon, Flemish etc. But that shit is too complicated for them

>>83284732
Reminder that the only reason why shit like this, Fast and Furious, and Transformers are still alive is because of the overseas market

>>83289528
>americans consider Inside Out a movie for intellectuals and patricians

The explanation is simple: foreigners bring children to watch children movies and they prefer stuff like smurfs, minions etc. Only in America adults going to watch kids movies on their own is considered acceptable.

>>83289246
>dying to listen to live Ariana Grande music

>>83289956
Definitely better than actually listening to it.

>>83284732
My Mom loves Johnny Depp and the Pirates movies. WIth that being stated, she has little interest in this movie as she quote:

>The series has run its course.

Plus, movie studios can just add an Asian character and China will suck on that dick.

>>83290109
>making a judgement over a movie she hasn't seen
Wow.

>>83289609
>Reminder that the only reason why shit like this, Fast and Furious, and Transformers are still alive is because of the overseas market
See >>83288270

>>83290109
It's a good movie and no one gives a shit about your flabby ass mom. As anyone who sees her would say,

>She's run her course

>>83290172
Fuck off fag. People do that ALL THE TIME. A movie trailer doesn't appeal to you? You're not going to spend money to watch it, right?

>>83290300
Another retard fag. Nice going on thinking that everyone is a fucking shit eater like you. I saw the Pirates trailer and was not impressed either.

>>83287672
The fans LOVE it!!!

>>83290300
>Movie about boats run it's course

Gotta admit, Anons mom is pretty fucking witty.

>>83290109
Tell Mom I said hi Anon. ;^)

>>83285905
I haven't had to do this on 4chan in like two years but you're making me do it

*tips fedora*

>>83288270
China owns most of Hollywood now anyway.

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>>83287206
justin bieber is kino you dirty /mu/ hipster faggot

>>83290534
That's not true, and most american movies still flop in China. Even the biggest western movie earners in China still make over a billion if you exclude China money. The "Pirates/Transformers/Furious/Capeshit movies being alive only because of China" meme was never true.