WHERE'S MY FUCKING CAKE

The ending where the kid stabs the voodoo doll and kills his dad has always bothered me, still a classic though.

>>83281129

The monster in the box is the best one.

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>>83281129

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>>83281129
This scarred me as a child, why my parents let me watch it I don't know. It may be self aware of things around me real fast.

>>83281129
I watched Creepshow as a kid so many fucking times.

Hillbilly offing himself was really good.

>>83282310
*made me

>>83281129
the cake is a lie

Something To Tide You Over > The Crate > Father's Day > They're Creeping Up On You > Lonesome Death of Jordy Verill

>>83282376
I SAID WHERE'S MY FUCKING FATHER'S DAY CAKE BEDILIA???!

>>83282420
I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR A LOOOOONG TIME!

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what the fuck was this guys problem?

>>83282420
I thought The Crate was better than Tide.

>>83286589
fag

>>83286673
>fag

>Not wanting a big tittied Adrienne Barbeau wife to dominate you

why was creepshow 2 such shit compared to the first one?
>store indian comes to life
>hitch hiker wont go away
>lake tar monster

all shit stories

>>83287098
The trash monster in the lake was pretty fun desu senpai

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Hey guys, guys... The Cake is a Lie. Huh, huh?

THANKS FOR THE RIDE LADY

I know the third one was a serious dip in quality from the first two but the story of the woman they thought was a robot and then cut her up or something but she was very much alive still sticks with me

>>83287098
>it wasn't written by Stephen King
>it was directed by Michael Gornick instead of George A. Romero
It's pretty easy to figure out where things went wrong.

>>83288081
The fuck are you talking about?

>>83282420
They're Creeping Up On You > Father's Day > The Crate > The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill > Something to Tide You Over

>>83288169
Had to look it up. It's called The Professor's Wife. Shit must have been 2008 when I saw it

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Anybody see the UFO in Raft?

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>>83287926
something something arrow to the knee

>>83281129
creepshow!

>>83288243
>>83288081
I didn't even know there was a Creepshow 3.

>>83288720
me either

>>83282420
>>83284607
evil Leslie Nielson was pretty cool, I wish there was more of that

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>>83288797
He's probably roasting in hell. Go there and enjoy faggot.

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>>83281129
>"I can hold my breath A LOOOONG TIME."

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>>83287098

THANKS FOR THE RIDE, LADY

>>83288337
Mojave Desert, Nuclear Winter, yada yada yada.

Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horrors is true campy horror goodness.