Wonder Woman users reviews

Why did they cast such an underwhelming footlet like Gal Gadot?

Kristen Stewart is Jewish and yet her toes are in some bulldyke's maw and not on 4K Kino

>>83278665Because Gal Gadot is not simply jew, she's an israeli citizen.

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>>83278626
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Tomorrow's gonna be beautiful

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>ITT: We predict the inevitable fallout from Wonder-Woman flopping
What headlines should we expect?

>>83278626
I wonder how many of these reviewers are from Disney marketing team.

>>83278626

It was obviously going to be this way, just by watching the trailer.

>>83278969
Than why did /tv/ try to shill it? Was it actual shills or /tv/ just being contrarian because they don't wanna admit the marvels films aren't terrible films

>>83278626

It's literally going to get 85%+ on RT tomorrow and there is nothing the Marlet shills can do about it

>>83278626
*Breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

But Captain America: The First Avenger is one of the only good Marvel movies.

>>83279012
The latter. DCEU fans cut for themselves a little corner of the internet acc will crawl out to defend whatever. There's a website called "The bible of Zack Snyder" for crying out loud. They talk about stupid shit like how Sucker Punch was secretly a really smart feminist critique against action movies tropes

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>>83279016
t. The last DKEK in the world

>>83278626
>half of these people say BvS was bad

opinion discarded.

>>83279104
It was bad

>>83279099
Lost was shit tho

>>83279012

I don't know how much if any is actually shilling. Like fanbases just get like that without even needing to be paid. Contrarianism makes the most sense.

>>83279120
I really liked it

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Why do people nitpick DC movies but give Marvel movies a pass for having some of the worst villains ever put to screen

>review site has a voting system
That's the only way (((they))) can show us what's good or bad

>>83279098
They're idiots. Someone comes to me and tells me SS or BvS was good then I immediately can't trust any movie recommendation they
suggest because they obviously have immensely shit taste.

>>83279120
Here is your (you) now fuck off you pleb

>>83279099
>"Stranger in a Strange Land" is widely considered amongst Lost fans as the worst episode of the series, and was even recognized as such by show runner Damon Lindelof in an interview.

>It was part of the inspiration to set an end date for the series.

So, will the fallout from Wonder Woman inspire WB to set an end date for the DCCU?

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>>83279197

>>83279104
>liking bvs
Hello /v/edditor newfag

>>83279214
>He acts like not liking BvS is a rare occurrence on here

Dumb whore mew btfo!

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>>83279218
Blunder Womyn IS the end date

>>83279284
>WB execs: "Welp, guess no one wants female superhero movies or female-led actions movies!

Imagine the meltdown over this.

>>83279189

Marvels problems are that they have poor villains and are formulaic. A lot of their movies are too safe and that they kill dramatic tension with too much "witty" humour.

DCEU's problems that their films are just unwatchable trash. It's not even nitpicking for DCEU because the problems are so egregious. Like we're talking nits you need salad tongues to remove.

>>83279214
T. Assblasted twitter shitskin

>>83279323
I think the Harley movie will be safe since she's considered a safe bet thanks to SS. Maybe Batgirl will be at risk tho

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>>83279323
It'll be even better when Marvel puts out theirs and it makes a billion

The last 20 minutes are a cgi shitfest like the doomsday battle and suicide squad battle. It's probably some blue beam in the sky" garbage

>>83279371
Tomorrow

>>83279371
Tomorrow I believe

>cherrypicking reviews
>all of them downvoted to hell by people who has seen the mvie
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0451279/reviews?ref_=tt_ql_3
Why are marvel shills so desperate?

>>83279394
They say Ares turns into a giant version of himself, right?

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>People regard Injustice 2's cutscenes as more entertaining than the DCCU
Doesn't help that Supergirl is too cute as well.

>movie hasn't come out yet
>user reviews

Marvel marketeers aren't even trying to hide anymore

>>83279438
https://youtu.be/Ew_x_4IW7UI

Full "movie" for those that are interested.

>>83279189

Because people find them enjoyable despite their flaws. I don't agree. But DC and Marvel movies are really apples and oranges in terms of simple yet effective storytelling.

>4 out 24 people found this review useful
>it's the best rated of them all
Damn those shills got exposed as fuck

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>>83279371
Tomorrow

>>83279189
It's comparing apples to a landfill full of shit.

One is something most people enjoy but not always, and the other is a landfill full of shit.

The better question is WHY DCEU is so fucking bad at making movies. Like, it's mind-boggling that they just fuck up so bad and so often.

>>83279458
Movie has an average of 8.4 on imdb with 2000 "reviews"
This is standard practice

>>83279353
>Captain Marvel is a sucess
>Feminazis and SJW will be mad because her powers exist because of a male
>She becomes the feminist simbol for normies without the tryhard campain that WW is getting


Thats fucking sad WW deserves more

>>83279189
They don't get a pass for that. Marvel gets ripped on like fuck for having shit villains, no sense of threat, being formulaic, having scripts that are a barrage of jokes and having scenes that look like tv shows.
DC get ripped on for different things, and it's just that unless you appreciate cinema for purely visual reasons and I mean seriously, you ignore literally everything else that makes a film what it is and just go to stare at pretty frames moving from one to another, the things DC does worse are more damaging to a film's quality.

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Mods delete this thread RIGHT NOW

>>83278626

Lel the pure desperation by insecure Marlets is really something to behold

This movie will get a great RT score (that's all that matters to brain-dead Capeshit viewers) and will be a massive box office success

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Everyone report this

>>83279197
Nice cringe bruh.

>>83279562
To be precise the second point is happening with WW too. Zeus created humanity and all the gods, and when Ares started fucking them up he created the Amazons as a last resort against him, with WW being the secret "godslayer" that could defeat Ares. They worship Zeus apparently

>>83279612
We're on a /tv/ thread fighting about comic book movies.

>>83279639

Unless they've changed the origin, or you're reaching that all powers come from Zeus, she was made by Hippolyta.

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>>83279544
DC has always been shot at making movies

>>83279655
shitposting material

>>83279655
DC fans are thirsty as fuck for a fresh RT score.

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>>83278626

>tfw never gonna get a good WW movie
>never gonna get a good batman vs superman movie
>never going to get a good justice league movie

we live in depressing times

Why are you disney shills flooding the boa...
>WW is tracking to have a +$100M opening weekend
Oh I see

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>>83278626
ahahahahahahahaha well no shit the cgi looks really bad

Maybe the patriarchy is real.

Why else would that keep horribly casting women for certain roles they obviously arnt good for? To make women look bad!

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How come no one has spoiled the ending yet?
Chris Pine dies

>>83279805
It's tracking $110mil now.
They're literally shaking.

>>83279655
Watching every movie ever only to check if it's good means you risk rewarding mediocrity with your wallet, wether at the end you liked it or not.

After BvS and SS I'm probably gonna skip this one if the buzz is similarly bad, from anons and general public or the press. The others were "too big" to be ignored, but this is WW, her history is VERY important for the superheroes genre but 90% of writers will just ignore anything unique about her just to write a generic warrior-lady

>>83279758
She's told that she was created from clay, during the movie she obsesses over her sword that she thinks is the legendary Godslayer, but then the twist is that she's actually the daughter of Zeus and that she's the legendary weapon herself

At least that's what all the leaks and an anon from /co/ yesterday are saying

>>83279813
Because not a single one of their movies has a fresh score

>>83279785
>yfw DC First 90% fresh is from the Aquaman movie

>>83278665
Kristen Stewart isn't Jewish

>>83279859

Fair deuce then. Hopefully they get the classic of leftists eating themselves and calling it sexist.

>>83279853

> Set in WW1

What did you think would happen? Pine in old man make up shows up in the sequel as a 130 year old man?

oh look, the sexist little bois have gotten their cheeto fingers onto their keyboards long enough to type up some garbage "review" aka i hate films about women

fucking get a life

>>83279871

It would be totally appropriate if Aquaman was the only good DC movie. It's the only one I actually want to do well.

>>83278969
This. You barely even had to watch the trailer, really. It's a modern Hollywood blockbuster. One could safely assume that it would suck. The real problem isn't SJWs or Machiavellian Jewish plots. The problem is that Hollywood doesn't know how to make any kind of good blockbuster any more.

>>83279911

have you checked your CIS white male privilege yet?

>>83278626
>it's HORRIBLE, direct-to-dvd , Xena-Tv show like, Captain America First Avengers copy, bad and misplace humour, boring, full of cgi, generic action scenes, bad acting

So what we alredy knew. Thanks

>>83279921
Depends. Hilariously enough when SS just came out some BvS fans were calling it shit because it was shallow and dumb compared to their Snyderkino. We'll see i guess

>>83279921
Of course they'll like it more. if it gets a rating above 70% there will be countless threads showing the score saying 'Marvel btfo' or some shit

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You are pathetic.

>>83278626
>a movie about an amazon warrior played by a jewish skeleton who can't act fighting in WW1 is shit
What a surprise.

>>83279853

Would it matter if he didn't?

He would die of old age anyway before any of the present day films.

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>alt right retards can't stand a strong woman killing nazis

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HAHAHA GADOT'S FUNNY FACES NEVER STOP

>>83280009
>Nazis

I'm reading through the comments on this thread... wait a minute, some of you actually like capeshit? What? Don't you realize that ALL this modern capeshit is pleb tier?

>>83279981
What if he gets frozen in ice and then wakes up in modern day?

>>83279911

I'd love to see more movies about women superheroes as long as they're good. Like I'd like to see a movie version of the new Thor or something. But people thinking wonder woman will be shit has nothing to do with people hating movies about women and everything to do with disliking shit films. BvS was about 2 iconic male superheroes, I thought that was shit too.

Women deserve better than mediocre superhero films.

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>This isn't just the best DCEU movie ever made, this is one of the best movie ever made.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83279915
>Mera is exactly like in the comics
>Manta and Ocean master right of the bat
>Momoa looks like the only one really having fun in the Justice League
>No reshoot rumors

Everyone shitting on Aquaman character in general getting BTFO would be pretty great

>>83280062

go to bed little boi, get the strong women to tuck you in, little boi. little bitch boi, i'll bet you've got a small dick and love the idea of your future wife being fucked by a BBC little boi

fucking manlet, get fucked you sexist pig. misogynistic maggot, fucking leave now

>>83279968

Yeah, but if you read a bunch of trusted reviewers you can make a somewhat more informed decision about whether you want to fork out a ticket.

If I watch a reviewer that has recommended films that I like, i'm going to trust their opinion with future recommendations. I can't afford to see movies all the time so I need someway to help chose what to spend my money on.

>>83279911
tee hee, the strong independent woman can't take criticism

life is hard when you aren't worshipped just for having a yeast factory between your legs, isn't it?

>>83280069
You can fucking tell so easily which '''reviews''' are from feminists

>>83280069
Casablanca. 2001: A Space Odyssey. Apocalypse Now. Wonder Woman.

>>83280137

you mean paid shills

>>83280110
I'm not married.

>>83280097
I think he's referring to the fact that, because of the extended universe indeed, this movie has to end with WW deciding she'll have to sit on her ass for a century until BvS and JL happen

>Marvel movie type sensibilities
>sensibilities
The same shills in /tv/ write fake reviews on IMBD, nice to know

>>83280062
>Women deserve better than mediocre superhero films.

they don't deserve fucking anything because they haven't done anything. if they want more superheroes, why don't they fucking make some of their own?

oh wait, they can't because they have no creativity. now i remember

>>83280009

>movie set in ww1
>killing Nazis

I will lose my shit if they turned ww1 Germans into generic Nazi style villains.

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OMG OMG I CAN'T BREATHE...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Breaks down in tears*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83278826
I bet you $10,000,000 it's over 50% on the tomatometer. It's a female led and directed movie it's going to be at 80%+.

>>83280181
Normies have literally bought into the Marvel VS. DC console wars mentality. I blame Zack Snyder.

It is actually funny to see DC fans claiming Marvel is a bully when most DC creators like to take potshots at Marvel.

>Man of Steel is shit
>Batman VS Superman is shit
>Suicide Squad is shit
>HURR MUH WONDERWOMAN MUH FEMINISM US ROASTIES UNITE MUH PATRIARCHY 10/10 BEST MOVIE EVAR
Can't wait for this shit to come out lads.

>>83280253
>*Breaks down in tears*
Like the oscar night right?

>>83280260

It's pragmatic. If there are 3 movies out i'm interested in seeing and I can only afford to see one then obviously I want to make sure i'm not gonna waste my money

>>83280253
I'm guessing they were going for some symbolism shit by making her brighter than the rest of the scene? As in "SHE'S THE ONLY HOPE FOR THE WORLD", and completely forgot that it'd make it look even more obvious it was CGIed?

>>83280261
63%-76%. $320 domestic, $670 worldwide.

Screencap this.

>>83280265
>Random guy from SS press event literally screamed "FUCK MARVEL"

It's hilarious

>>83280071
>No reshoot rumors
they're still just regular shooting

>>83280308
>Random guy

It was David Ayer. The director.

>>83280341
His twitter meltdown was hilarious.

>>83280341
No, a guy screamed it and then Ayer repeated it like to acknowledge a funny comment

>>83280071
Wan's the only director they have lined up that's actually somewhat competent. All of his movies have been coherent from start to finish, and Furious 7 was basically capeshit already, so he's good to go.

In saying all of that, I'm 100% certain WB execs will fuck him over and turn whatever he presents them into a piece of shit. I have no doubt about this

Not much of a surprise, seeing how the only thing you would read about WW pre release was "the critics are reacting overwhelmingly positiv apperently" literally everywhere

>>83280253
>the way the guy's body flies to the corner like it was done in the computer
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>83280241
The main bad guy's plan is to gas everyone.

>>83278626
So...have they actually seen it?

>>83280421
Well, shit, i just watched the clip and he's much more content with it than i remember. What a tool

https://youtu.be/UjZkC8TUSks

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Jeez how obvious is it that these are shills

>>83280547
Amazing Spiderman and the TMNT reboot come to mind

>>83280608
>please watch it
SOMEONE GET TO EDITING THE JEB PICTURES

>>83280608
>ronnieholever
>imdb member for 2 days
>1 review
Really made me think.

The sad thing is this movie will never perform quite as badly as it deserves to.

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>>83280675
>>83280608
I'd like to add, all three of the accounts in this pic also only have 1 review.

>>83280608
Rememberto!

>>83280608
>>83280722
WHAT DO THE FANS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS?

>>83280722
>handsome Chinese men with our white actresses
I don't even think that's a shill. Just an r/Asianmasculinity poster.

>>83280722
Sooo...you guys want to create fake accounts to overhype the movie even more?
I mean, since we are shitposting anyway...

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>>83278897
I wouldnt expect much actually. Everyone expected this movie to be bad because the last 3 DC movies have sucked too. There has been almost no marketing compared to SS and BvS

>>83280722
Being so desperate you have to count a none-cinematic-universe movie, dc keks anyone

REMEMBERTO

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What was its problem?

>>83279438
This. I kind of liked BvS until I played Injustice 2 and saw what a real Batman vs Superman story was like, now I can't stand BvS.

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>>83279911

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>>83280722
hmmm

>>83280895
Holy fuck I want this movie to fail

>>83281105
>A FIRST FRESH REVIEW

>>83281105
>>83281087
The marlel shitposters working overtime today.

>>83280895
>>83280974
I feel like these aren't subtle enough to be shills though. Like calling it one of the best movies ever makes it stand out as a ridiculous review, that won't be taken seriously.

>MCU Pajeet creates fake reviews
>make threads about them on /tv/
Isn't the first time it has happened.

So when tomorrow comes around and the movie has 80+ on Rotten Tomatoes, will you Marvel kiddies apologize?

>>83281270
No they'll just spam the IMDB page with more fake reviews.

>>83281270
I WILL REMEMBERTO

>>83281270
If you mean an 80+ with regards to the Tomatometer:

Stop giving a shit about the Tomatometer when the Avg. Rating is right fucking below it.

>>83278626
What did you expect, comic book shit has always been terrible

>>83279323
Maybe people realize that Wonder Woman is and always was a fetish piece.

>>83279081

this. But what I like the most about TFA are the scenes before Steve becomes Captain America, it gets set up nicely. Afterwards it's VERY predictable and meh, but still a cool movie.

Iron Man and The Winter Soldier are, imo, Marvel's finest. To me, they didn't felt forced, the pacing was nice and there weren't quips flying around everywhere. When I watched Age of Ultron, I knew Marvel had hit rock bottom, it's a pile of unsufferable garbage, and Spiderman Homecoming also looks like it will be utter trash. For the first time I won't be watching a Spidey movie in theatres - but then again, after Amazing Spiderman 2, who would?

raimi pls

>>83279323

the problem isn't a Wonder Woman movie, it's a WW movie with a trash script and a complete garbage-tier 'actress' in the lead role

>>83281387
2009 WW was great. They should have made thats script live-action.

>>83281233
and yet all that research and precise work marvels puts into its movies they are shit
god, marvel universe is too tricky for its own sake

>>83279424
>has

HAVE, Pedro.

>>83281485
and critics matter because?
are you a brainlet?

>>83278904
Only the last one. Planting Whedon to finally bury DC.
Mouse has no mercy.

Maybe one day DC will take creative risks?

>>83281541
you can't be wrong in what you like
You can be an insecure faggot who can't figure out his own taste though

>>83281468

The marvel universe is too tricky? Jesus Christ, did you finish school?

Fake reviews by mouseshills. Predictable as fuck.

>>83280069
>I had the honor [to watch a superhero movie]
I get so fucking tired. I can't even tell if this is a troll.

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>>83281681
Goddamn newfags

>>83280265
>when most DC creators like to take potshots at Marvel
u wot mate?
its the other way around, it literally always has.

>>83279241
That is a nonsense image. You can only ever truly hate what you do understand. Only the reflective man can be self-hating.

>>83280413
there isn't one, he didn't have a meltdown, just apologised saying he thought it a brash thing to say.

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>>83281769
THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!

>>83281803

>>83280586

>>83278665
But Gal has sexual feets!

>>83281846
SO, she watched WW in a fully lit theater??

>>83281889
>>83280421
even if you're autistic enough to count that, you still have fucking nothing

>>83281987
It was a Q&A event. Although it's still weird that she had the pic herself, assuming it was taken by a professional photographer at the event

Here she is still crying because she apparently saw Jesus in the form of woman

https://youtu.be/00muFEop1vs?t=9m15s

>>83281846
BUT WHO WAS CAMERA

>>83281829
no

>>83281681
You need to go back.

>>83282084
When will she reveal it was a comedy skit all along?

This movie will review absurdly well for how shit it is. It's Ghostbusters (2016) all over again.

Rotten Tomatoes will have it in the mid to upper 70s, when it rightly deserves to be in the 40s or below. It's shit.

>>83282084
wow what a fucking crazy emotionally unstable hysterical woman. Even the hosts were embarrassed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NwBUkOPJaU

It's finally here. The big bomb. God this is going to be satisfying.

>>83279099
>WW as bad as Stranger in a Strange Land
Ouch.

>>83282640
What accent is this? Sounds like the "kill jester" guy

>>83281846
>taking a picture of her with the flash on
Did the camerman get beat up? Also: being allowed to take cameras into a movie preview screening...

A
SECOND
FRESH
REVIEW

>>83282741
Dude

>>83282084

>>83282709
Scottish, west coast i'd say.

T. East Scot.

THE REVIEWS ARE IN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3YN1h4wqqo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJRzNVOVVq8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBGtmVkb7P0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJhdzUQ-cD4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic8m388yj3E

>>83283034
>"""Reviews"""

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT

>>83282658

You guys have been saying that since Man of Steel. Two moderate successes, an Oscar winning money-train with no break, and you are still singing to that tune? You think a movie with the lowest budget of the lot, with a guaranteed audience, is going to kill a successful franchise?

It's like you have no grasp of reality beyond memes and 4chan.

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>>83283034
>the visual effects are amazing
what movie did the black guy watch??

see
>>83279809
and webm related

HAHAHAHAHA that doesnt look amazing

>>83283034
Give me a quick rundown

>>83283034
>The youtube nerds' embargo ends a day before the critics'

Truly begs to ponder

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>>83283034
>"the fight scenes are some of the best that I have seen in a super hero movie"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83283365
>>83283290
This is the desperation of Marvel pajeets in action. They are going to hit hard now the reviews are good.

>>83283365
Wonder Woman is Nightcrawler wtf?

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>>83283365
Why does this webm scare me? I mean, just the way she is storming towards the camera is beyond terrifying like she is gonna hit me

>>83283365
WHY IS SHE GALLOPING?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS BEYOND HILARIOUS
>>83283399
>terrible cgi
>gadot is photoshopped
NAHH THE MOVIE IS REALLY GOOD xD

>>83283365
>those nazis getting BTFO'd

>>83283467
Why are you trembling?

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>Movie comes out in couple days time
>"NOW LET'S START ADVERTISING IT"
lol so they decide to not advertise this at all until the week it comes out.

>>83283587
This is the best warner brothers marketing team came up with yesus

>>83283587
the first one is not even an official poster, it's fanmade

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>>83284024
>the only good poster that they could come up with is fan made
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This poster is actually amazing but still the hilarity that it's fan made and being advertised.

>>83283587
There have been billboards around here for about a week or so. All featuring the same two reviews.

>>83284121
>All featuring the same two reviews.
what reviews?

>>83284179
I think it's the one from the Mirror, that calls it the best superhero movie of the year, despite it not yet being June and some other newspaper.

>>83279012
>/tv/ is one person
Shiggy diggy

>>83283344
(((>>83283034)))

>>83284107
It's being "advertised" because Clay Enos praised it.

>>83284252
that's the Daily Star, the shitty UK tabloid

>>83284307
And marvel films apparently aren't terrible films

>>83284462
The Star, Daily Mail, Express, Mirror and the Sun are pretty much interchangeable in terms of general shittyness.

>>83284548
It's telling that the best review they could use was 4 stars from a piece of trash

>>83279562
>>Feminazis and SJW will be mad because her powers exist because of a male.
According to "insiders" that post here, there's not going to be a Mar-Vell in the film (although I personally don't believe that).

>>83280289
Didn't mad max fury road win like 10

>>83285002
Yeah, but Suicide Squad won what really matters

The makeup Oscar

>>83279284
Requesting the J U S T version.

>>83278626
>Xena-Tv show like
Xena is better than wonder woman.

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>>83279353

>DC makes Green Lantern movie, it fails miserably and they remove all mention of Green Lantern from every corner of the market never to be seen again
>DC Makes female superhero movie, underperforms, and WB execs decide no more female superheroes
>MCU makes a green lantern inspired female superhero movie and fills it with quips and lacks a villain
>Makes a billion

why doesn't DC just sell to Marvel.

it's literally the only smart thing they'll do.

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>>83279438
>Iron Robin
>Manga Sailor Supergirl
>Black Patel

What is this pic?

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UMMMMMM sorrry sweetie
but wonder woman is great. Try again you fucking pathetic MarvelPaki

>>83285764
>>Black Patel

he looks more like Black Adam should than the Rock does with his doughboy head

>>83281365
>After Raimi was asked to come back to direct Spiderman: Homecoming, he responded by saying "not if that faggot RDJ is going to be there"

Jesus Raimi, really?

>>83286644
Sure things were different back then

>>83278665

This post is borderline antisemitic. Gal Gadot, if you didn't know, served in the Israeli Defense Force, and is an awarded veteran. She has family members who survived Auschwitz, and she's hot to boot. You wouldn't say the same thing about ScarJo playing Black Widow. Ahem, she's also a dual Israel citizen and Hebrew.

>>83283365
Why is she galloping and not running?

>>83286991
>served in the Israeli Defense Force

meme army. moreso than WW2 italy.

>>83279655
>be on 4chan
>think anyone here has the self-esteem necessary to build their own opinion
>let alone admit it

>>83279353
Captain Marvel's biggest achievement is being raped by a dude and giving birth to him. I expected to be Green Lantern 2.0 but it's ok because Marvel logo.

>>83287386
>Captain Marvel's biggest achievement is being raped by a dude and giving birth to him.

you forgot getting power drained by Rogue

>>83279326
Unwatchable trash? Do you seriously believe that, or just being edgy?

MoS, BvS and Suicide Squad weren't masterful pieces of cinema, but they were certainly watchable.

>>83287168

Ever read about the 6 Day War? It's named after how long it took the Israeli Defense Force to defeat the entire Muslim War. They lacked the technological prowess of modern Israel, too, and still took less than a week. The war is taught and studied in American and Chinese military academies. Not a meme. Gal Gadot probably knows how to shoot numerous automatic weapons and martial arts.

>>83287775
>Gal Gadot probably knows how to shoot numerous automatic weapons and martial arts.

That doesn't make her a good actress for a female warrior.

>>83287775
>>83287877
Isn't it funny how they push the "she was in the IDF" and "she trained a lot of martial arts, look at her training", and then she's just replaced by a stunt double with CG face in simple stunts?

>>83279854
I've heard that all the womyn are going to see it all weekend long just to spite the berniebros. WW will open 200m and smash the patriarchy to the tune of 2.1 billion.

Cap this, I'm a DC fan and an Ally and this will happen.

>>83280218
Prepare to lose your shit

>>83287775
First off, I think its unlikely that she can shoot martial arts. If she can, good on her but again I think that's not the case.

Second, the ability to shoot automatic weapons does not a warrior make. Just go on youtube and look at all the blobby bubbas spraying and praying their weapons.

Finally, she wasn't in the 6 Day War so saying she's awesome because she was in the same military that fought that campaign is like saying that the contemporary Finnish Defense Forces are invincible because of Simo Hayha.

You are retarded.

>>83280608
>unironic "!!1"
wew

>>83288279
Not that anon but she's not half bad in that Conan skit and her back is injured there. Bet 99% of anons here can't even lift a leg that high.

>>83279809
Is the guy on the right punching the air or cheering her on?

>>83280028
welcome to /tv/

>>83288524
>and her back is injured there

this happened last week, they probably filmed the skit before

>>83288524
>Bet 99% of anons here can't even lift a leg that high.
How does the ability to "left a leg that high" translate into being a believable Wonder Woman?

>>83288279

I'm not retarded, I'm making a point. The problem /tv/ has with Gal Gadot is she's Jewish and fought in the Israeli Defense Force. Which is antisemitic, it's laughable. Here we finally have a superhero played by a formidable soldier IRL, and her race/religion/gender is used against her. When in truth, Gadot could defeat every male actor in the DC and Marvel Universes in a fight. Her weapons and martial arts training leaned in IDF means she can not only kill those men in 1:1 combat, but she could kill every poster ITT. She's a true hero and beauty queen, and WW will be as big as Spider-Man and Rogue One was last year. But hate away. It's America's only export these days, movies and hate, guess it goes together when actress is a dual-citizen and not blonde.

>>83288645
It's like fat people lecturing healthy people on their eating habits.

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>>83279853
Good now she can get her nigger boyfrend.

>>83280974
i don't know what's funnier

the idea that someone could be so bad at shilling that they make it this obvious, or the idea that they're such a pleb that their completely honest opinions legitimately look paid for

>>83288721
Batman is not a nigger.

>>83288721

This is so badly put together. If you're going to act mental at least do it competently

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>>83278897
>"MEN HATE STRONG FEMALES; WONDERWOMAN RECEIVES LOW REVIEWS"

>"MEN TO BLAME FOR WONDER WOMAN FLOP"

>"IT'S 2017 AND WE STILL CAN'T HAVE FEMALE ROLE MODELS"

>>83288721
She's a Jew, anon.
"Nigger boyfriends" are only for the goyim.

>>83288682
>Her weapons and martial arts training leaned in IDF means she can not only kill those men in 1:1 combat, but she could kill every poster ITT.
>Here we finally have a superhero played by a formidable soldier IRL
That's some top shelf koolaide you've got going on there friendo. Might want to sip it so that it lasts longer.

>>83288708
Not really. It'd be one thing if the bulk of the comments were anons saying they'd be more believable WW's than Gadot. That isn't the case though. When she's critiqued, it's often done by contrasting her with another actress. Is Gadot in shape? Sure, of course she is. But pilates and yoga fitness doesn't necessarily translate visually to superhero fitness.

>>83288876
>>"MEN TO BLAME FOR WONDER WOMAN FLOP"
This is what always blows my mind. How could it be mens fault when women make up more than half the population? Hell, studies of recently graduated millennial women and college educated women up to their early 30s show that women are out earning men, so they have more disposable income to burn than men.

>>83288938

Gal could destroy you in a fight, fact. She's a soldier, you're a couch potato type of guy

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>>83280150

>>83290156
No one cares, kike. She's a bad actor, and that's all that really counts.

>>83287947
Yea, it's almost like she was pregnant during filming

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>>83280253
Jesus you can see the CGI on her face.

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>>83290156
She was a soldier; so was I. I like my odds. You need to stop this IDF womyn soldiers meme. Women are not front line troops, they are not military operators.

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>>83290493
I bet I gave these guys $10 in my lifetime. I just now notice his name is ROBie. FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU!!!!1

>>83288682
Oy vey never forget the 6 gorillion gib monies now

>>83281846
touched to the core

>>83281829
>You can only ever truly hate what you do understand.

Are you the one person who's had some unexplainable dumb shit happen to them and not hate it?

>>83281846
What a surprise. A woman makes something all about them.

>>83290727

>I was a soldier
>I'd defeat Gal Gadot in fight

Lol sure buddy. You're a soldier on Xbox, her service is will documented. IDF is a top military, that's why Jews preserve their state in a sea of terrorists. The women patrol daily with guns, and risk being raped by Hamas. Everything is front line in Israel due to its small size sand hostile location.

I'm betting on Gadot against a 4chan commenter

>>83291269
Female members of the IDF's infantry serve in one of two battalions. Each of those battalions patrols a border shared with a nation with which they have a peace treaty. I'm not sure whether you're JIDF or just an ordinary /tv/ shitposter, but either way we're done here.

>>83291423

You should read Gideon's Spies about female members of the Mossad. Oh, but I'm sure they don't risk their lives for their nation, either. Americans have much to learn from Israel. Gal Gadot will bridge the knowledge gap. Young girls will won't to enlist into IDF even if they're not chosen, which is a great thing. Have fun with your fight fantasies against Jewish actress

>>83291684
military organizations =/= intelligence services

>>83291684

>of course women in the idf are badass, havent you read about the mossad

you are retarded

That is a lot of $0.25 Disney.

Reminder that Ghostbusters has 73% on Rotten, and it was shit

>>83280974
they got rid of the Forums for this?

>>83278626
so this is the power of Disney shekels

>>83291684
Other women did things so give all the credit to twig bitch/ the post

>>83285705
Honestly Carol Danvers has the same problem with Wonder Woman in that nobody really gives a shit about her, but I still imagine Disney will find some way to squeeze some sort of broad appeal out of the character that will be just enough to trick people into going to it

>>83290485
She wasn't, only during reshoots that were only for the 3rd act, which we haven't seen a lot in the trailers

>>83293621

>Gal Gadot doesn't look like Wonder Woman
>not believable in part
>she's tarnishing DCU
>except she's literally a soldier
>a trained killer
>in world renown elite army force
>/tv/ antisemites would rather Olivia Munn play WW than actual assassin-tier enchantress from Israel
>k

>>83294176
>muh anti-semitism
Just stop already. Not every critique of a jewish person is a critique of jews writ large.

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>>83294176
Good goy

>>83278665
this, she looks like shit

i wanted a buff amazon to play ww

>>83295116
Agreed. I'm tired of Whedon'esq slenderwomen playing action hero. Let's see a woman that looks like she can be some kind of mythic hero.

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>>83286991

>this post is borderline antisemitic

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>>83278626

>>83296000
WW's green screen can't be that bad, can it? Does it look better in theaters because it looks cut out as fuck on my little monitor.

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>>83280608
> *** This review may contain spoilers ***

>>83296000
The slo-mo scenes were already tired in Matrix 2, why do they think it's cool in 2017?

>>83286991
Gas yourself fucking lampshade-lookin kike

>>83296689

Wtf man. Go to /pol/ you redneck child.

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>>83285135

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>>83280722
>I'd like to add, all three of the accounts in this pic also only have 1 review.

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>>83281846

poor little girl

>>83279197
I liked the first 3 minutes of SS.

>>83297037
I'd like to add that these negative reviews were flagged as "not useful" by a suspiciously high number of voters, especially the third one.

>>83297484
Not surprising since both the good and bad reviews are made by newly created accounts.

I guess the first reviews come out tonight?
2 am, 3 am?

>>83279911
>tfw tv shows do better female heroes

>>83298137
Monday at 9pm

>>83279189
But everybody always says that Marvel couldn't write villians for shit

>>83278626
>Xena-Tv show like

So it's good?

>>83288682
>Her weapons and martial arts training leaned in IDF
For fuck's sake anon, she was a goddamned FITNESS TRAINER in the army. She only had 02 training in boot camp, meaning she held an M16 for two weeks, during which time she went to the firing range JUST ONCE. After finishing bootcamp she didn't even wear the fucking uniform for the remaining two years of service.

The IDF is a fucking joke. I know because I'm also a goddamn Israeli kike

>>83279353
>and it makes a billion

Just like GOTG2, right?

>>83281846
Wow #powerful

>>83298833
It's getting there it already beat the first one

>>83280305
Did it, you better be right faggot

>>83281365
Why not give it a try? I mean, I personally won't watch spoderman but I don't see a valid criticism to it in your post. It just seems like a different take on spodermin that could be interesting

>>83285705
Wtf this is drumpfs fault somehow

>>83299005

It wont finish anywhere near. It ill be the first MCU movie without Iron Man to get over 800mil though so there is that.

>>83286137
>BigClintonFan
Gee, who woulda guessed

>>83290485
So why not delay the film like Resident Evil?

>>83299506
Because at the end of the day nobody really gave a shit

>>83299506
Because WB is lazy and greedy and they know the DC fans will lap it up regardless and the critics won't say anything bad about it because muh wimminz

>>83280906

Injustice 2 is terrible in every way.

>>83299605
And yet it still manages to tell a better story than BvS

>>83299698

No, it doesn't.

>>83298688
Oh. Still, I still think she's a beautiful strong woman and I'd gladly suck her toes and lick her bum after she's taken a shit. And I want her to rub my little doodle until I cum all over her toes. You're just a jealous cunt.

>>83300357
This is a DC fan; this is a Gadot fan. Now you know the face of cancer.

>>83300357
The fact that you were the IDF memeing faggot makes so much sense now.

>>83300547
Who, I'm not memeing anything. Dude, I just showed up here. You're just a dumb cunt.

>>83300471
Gadot's a sexy empress. You bastards are just jelly.