American Gods

let me rephrase myself into popular memey language


Would you be her puppy?

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>>83278217
Is that Emily Browning?

>>83278293
Do we get more mcshane and/or stormare? Last week's episode was shit desu.

>>83278217
I thought previous episode was good. I liked this one even better. Or to simplify it for the memers it was Fullerkino.

Also: YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, DEAD WIFE

>>83278334
But she cucks him with dane cook.

>>83278417
we got McShane, Anderson and Crispin Glover

>>83278464
And Mad Sweeney and Technical Boy.

>Gillian Anderson as Marilyn Monroe
wew

>>83278464
>>83278488
Cool, now just gotta wait till it's finished downloading.

>>83278439
>>83278464
it was great episode
>Anderson
laughed hard how her character keeps up the tvceleb chracter. that floating and attitude and pushing down the skirt

also the leprauchant scenes

>only 8 episodes this season
What the fuck

The New Gods have all been excellent so far.

And Mad Sweeney was decent comic relief.

The new gods were Entertainment, Technology and Mr World is god of what? Globalism?

>>83279137
Media, technology and globalism, yes

Will the MiB show up this season? Or were they cut for Technology Boy goons?

>>83278334
Thanks for saving me some time and effort.

>>83278447
that's even worse

>>83279201
Shadow moon isnt technically a nigger desu, more like a dark skinned hispanic

>>83279201
He does later get lynched though.

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>>83279201
>>83278334

>>83278334
she also cuck the nigger

>>83279137
Mr World is literally CIA

>>83278217
Is it out yet ? can't find it on any sites.

>>83279292
His talk about branding, anti-individualism, and you can choose mild, spicy or chunky but you're always buying salsa was pretty globalist, not that much a CIA thing.

>>83278217
good, she was the main reason I want to watch this

>>83279425
it wasn't implied he's white either

>>83279425
His name is literally a word for dark.

>>83279425
>Described as coffee and cream skin and grey eyes
>multiple indicators in the book that he is probably part native american
>Fuck it let's cast this super dark black and middle eastern looking guy.

>>83279509
Yes it was. When hes in Laketown a police officer pulls up next to him and offers him a ride to the town instead of shooting him.

>>83279425
Nothing on your birth certificate implies that you're a raging dickhead, but hey you rolled with that one anyhow

>>83279364
where did you found it last time? probably there will be this one too
starz.com

>Emily browning nude
No! That's lewd emily! Why would you do that you're a good girl!

>>83279542
and a word for a thing which brings brightness into the darkness

>The Technical Boy – New god of computers and the Internet. He is adamant that the new gods should prevail over the old gods. As the personification of the internet, he resembles the stereotype of a fat, arrogant, basement-dwelling internet poster, who dresses like characters from The Matrix because he thinks it makes him look cool. He looks like a teenager with bad acne, because he is young even compared to the other new gods (though he has quickly become one of the most powerful of them). Other characters derisively call him "the fat kid".

Excuse me, but why the FUCK didn't we get this version instead of the numale vaping cuck? It would have been fucking perfect.

>laughed hard how her character keeps up the tvceleb chracter

Are you fucking retarded? Seriously, are you?

>Hey, guys, none of the gods are actually being themselves, they're just cosplaying thru life. Yep, they're all playing characters.

KYS. Not a discussion.

>>83279678
instead of what you hate you got pictured yourself?

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>>83279626
Watch sleeping beauty.

>>83279710
you forgot to take your meds faggot

>>83279626
She has leaks

>>83278217
is that leaked pic from today's episode? any more pics or webms?

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>>83279786
When she was nude on the phone to hotel reception in the leaked vid she was clearly on some whack drugs

>>83280167
thinking on it, it was pretty femdom episode. Media, ZombieLaura,CopWoman

also, requesting Media throwing a kiss webm

>>83280167
when the new episode get out? more pls

>>83280385
are you dense? it's out if there are screencaps and webms

these laura and mad sweeney scenes were gold
laura is a cunt and I love her

>>83280635
Why she has superpowers again?

>>83280677
Coin

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>>83280281
here ya go
>>83280385
the links I found are about 3-4 hrs old

>>83280635
>laura is a cunt
why now.... she has her heart of gold

>>83279282
Oh great so now she's spreading the Aids around as well

Good episode desu. We non-bookfags got some actual clarity about what the plot is about.

Shadow Moon was lightly implied to be Native American

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>>83280635
GIVE ME MY COIN CUNT

I have a feeling that wiping out whole police station is not exactly Mr. World style. Guy with his powers could just enter the building on his own and nobody would notice.
Anyway, what was that tree thing in police station? Someone from old gods working as enforcer for new ones?

>>83281059
>>83281049
>>83280758
any sexy scenes with emily browning? from op's pic, she is naked in that episode, where is the webms pls? and uncensored screenshots
>>83278217

>>83281351
Just watch the show retard

>>83281351
>I'm too retarded to Google things

>>83281069
He gets funnier with each appearance. The scenes with the asshole dead wife were comedy gold coins. Bonus points for the car exit.

LOS DIOSES SON REALES SI CREES EN ELLOS
>Y TU QUIEN ERES
NO ME CREERIAS SI TE LO DIJIERA

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>>83279374
That will come more into play when he assassinates Odin.

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>>83281351

>looks like a cheap rubber suit
practical effects > cgi amirite

No one posting the scene where she gets out of the morgue draw

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>86 sexual partners

>>83281625
if you want to hate a movie you'll find a reason anyway to hate it.

it was totally fine

Flashback about first american settlers as cartoon - yay or nay?

>>83281683
That scene caught me off guard desu

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>>83281447

>About a year after Shadow was in prison, Laura and Robbie started an affair. Laura ended it three days before Shadow was released and was giving Robbie a goodbye blowjob when they got into the car accident that killed them.

Do americans really do this?

What's with the censor
Where are the uncensored pics

>>83281683
Was she a prostitute or just very strong independent woman?

>>83278217
When will the Blacked meme end?

>>83281851
It's lacking without sound

>>83281867
Happens a fuck ton desu, only 2% of those get resurrected by means of lucky gold coin though.

>do you want to see Lucy's tits?

The hottest moment in any tv show ever

how did laura know the leprechaun was a ginger minge? she still sees everything except shadow in grey

>>83281760
You missed the point. The native Americans were already there, and they absorbed the kids of those settlers as their god dies

>>83282138
For real? I almost sure, the point of this scene in the book was to show that everyone in America is immigrant, including Indians - they came from Siberia. Did they changed it for show or I just misread the book?

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>>83281069
>*SNAP*

>>83282219
That's true, but they weren't the first settlers, and the point of story was that their god died forgotten into obscurity because no one worshiped him anymore.

>>83281760
>Siberia
>cgi black skinned people

lul wut

So Laura is gonna rot away slowly and the coin will just fall out? She will die right? I don't like her at all

>>83281896
she was a whore

>>83282300
if shadow will love him again, his heart may start beat again

but until then aside from keeping her alive i guess she needs that coin to beat everybody around shadow

>>83282292
I wouldn't call it black, more like gray with blue tint.

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>>83281607
Are those tits or pecs

Why is Internet not a fedora neckbeard?

>>83282470
Because the show wasn't made in 2010

>>83282225
so that scream waking other people was what brought the police in? I missed that completely and thought it was just another bad luck for sweeney

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What did you guys think of this part?

>>83282584
Probably both.

What's with wood killing people? Why modern gods control wood, it's an ancient material.

>>83281607
thank you, too bad they cut her kitty out of the pic and we cant see it

>>83282612
Made me chuckle. McShane is a treasure.

>>83281607
its the only nude scene of emily in that episode? nothing after she get out of the bath tub?

>>83282676
watch sleeping beauty friendo

>>83282790
i have see it and isnt the only movie who she show her kitty

>>83282828
pls make a screenshots when she get out of the bathtub

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>>83282757

I really enjoy the job Shadow's actor does. All those reactions of astonished disbelief when the crazy shit happens around him.

>>83282638
Was it even one of the new gods? I assumed the new gods would leave them alone for a bit until they've made their choice, so it wouldn't make sense to attack them immediately after the parlay.

>>83279240
Isn't he mulatto?
Nigger mom nordic daddy?

>>83282999
>>83283147
thanks

>>83279338
IT remake is a fucking disaster

>>83283174
>>83282638
No idea. Maybe it's just thematically a mistletoe tree trying to fuck Balder up

>>83283251
it was just Media imitating Techboy, no?

What was that root thing after the new gods leave in the police station supposed to be?

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>>83279363
lawdy

>>83279425
hat the hell are you talking about ? There are multiples clues in the book indicating that Shadow is mixed, ranging from his skin tone, his hair, and the fact that his mom is described as black at the end.

>>83282488
Are you implying 1337 haxxorz aren't a bunch of hideous acne ridden betamales?

This show just seems up its own asshole with an annoying sound track. I'm just sick of moody, metaphorical shit that isn't clever.

>>83283405
He's not a 1337 haxxorz though, he's a youtube blogger numale.

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>>83279575

>>83283407
yeah being up its own ass is a trademark of Bryan Fuller's life and work.

>>83283321
cliffhanger

>>83278217
She's the only reason to watch the show and there are some boobies now? Looks like it's going to be a great episode.

>>83283833
you sound you should just browse the red boards

/tv/ would be a better place

>>83279678
>Excuse me, but why the FUCK didn't we get this version instead of the numale vaping cuck?

Because Internet isn't like that anymore and the normies watching this show don't even remember that stereotype.

>>83283294
Media is imitating David Bowie from Life on Mars music video.

>>83284016
What? The last season of South Park was basically centered around that stereotype.

>>83284281
>watching south park
>in 2017

>>83284281
South Park stuck in the past, who would have thought!

>>83284555
South Park still exists? Who would have known? Seriously, does anyone still watch that shit?

>>83284468
>That image
What did he mean by this?

>>83284588
Japanese teen girls watch it, it's one of their favourite yaoi shows.

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>>83281851
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>>83283266
>Maybe it's just thematically a mistletoe tree trying to fuck Balder up
Good catch. Him literally shining in Laura's vision seems to be another reference to Baldr

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>>83279590
Good one, fellow soldier. Put that nazi scum in his place.

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She's bitter and hates everything, Shadow comes around and is obnoxious but hangs around and obsesses over her until they get married, she never really gives a shit about him, she gets him sent to jail, she cucks him with his bff, she dies, she comes back to life, now he's the literal "light of her life" and she obsesses over him.

They forgot to make Shadow likable in any way so their whole relationship feels like Niceguy wish fulfillment.

>>83284968
Yea, I figured as much too. I wonder how Old Gods see him

>>83285054
Well in the book Shadow is a passive character. I don't like this stuff they are adding with Laura, it doesn't work. Just more stronk womyn memeing

>>83279590
>>83285048
cringe

>>83285054
>>83285159

In the book Laura is just a complete piece of shit, the problems come from trying to add more depth. In order for her to have more depth you have to show their relationship wasn't just a completely one sided manipulative shit fest so she's actually positive in some ways. But according to the plot she also has to get him sent to jail and cuck him with his best friend. It's really hard to understand how she could care about Shadow in any way that's healthy.

>>83278217
she's so ugly

but this is the first thing i've seen her in where i like her

>>83279425
Who cares?

>>83285280
>she also has to get him sent to jail
It was his decision to accept the plan and taking all the blame. Cheating is the only thing you can hold against her.

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What did they mean by this?

>>83281683
that's every modern woman for you.
you have a problem with that, shitlord?
better check your white privilege and stop supressing that brave independent woman!

>>83286374
i want to know this feel, 2bh

>>83286452

Good one bro. Post-ironic self aware cancer isn't cancer at all.

The show just isn't good

These last two episodes were such a joy to watch. A huge uptick from gay arab buttsex. Lots of tragedy, humor and intrigue. This show really surprised me.

>>83286452
aren't you tired of that shit meme?

>>83278607
seems to be a thing with starz, black sails s1 also only had 8

>>83279363
I threw up a little at that scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpdHMaccjw4

Gay Arab Djinn buttsex and last week's episode feeling a little drawn out, this show has been pretty amazing so far.

How long until normies discover it and /tv/claims it was always shit?

>>83286630
>Bryan Fuller
>normies discover it

I wouldn't worry about it

I really like this episode. Mr. World was nice and Ian McShane is great as always.

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So far the central Shadow / Wednesday plot hasn't managed to even come CLOSE to the quality of the prologues and the little vignettes with the gods. The fourth episode was a 10/10 and the best of the show thus far by far because the entire episode was a character vignette

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFqb1I-hiHE

>>83286796
>saying vignette twice

Dropped

>>83286508
It is a great book, but the story doesn't feel right when told in this format. Not all books should be adapted to video.

>>83286880
>reading pulp fictions
it's good for a show though

so this one is for bookfags, i take it mr world is american capitalism, globalism, or new world order or whatever, so is there a communist god/gods also, like mao, or stalin, or che, or marx or lenin?

>>83278217
>meh on the novel
>not interested in the show
>see OP pic.

Welllll guess I'll watch this shit then.

>>83279678
The new one is clearly social media, tacked onto generically what it means to be the "internet"

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how accurate is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWFiAQc_YTA

>>83286374
>Wasted 20 minutes of a show that has only 8 episodes so far for this shit
Thanks homos.

>>83287095
>/x/
>not /kangz/

>>83287095
odin should be pol the other are fine

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>>83287146
it's in the book you stupid fuck, hell it's even more explicit in the novel, so you're welcome.

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>>83287164
>there will never be a worldstar hiphop board

>>83287095
zombie Laura as /pol/

okey, she was fucked by a nigger, but aside that, she BTFO-ed techboy's henchmen and irish guy, and probably will many others

>>83287019
can someone pls answer this?

>>83287146
bokfags say it was told throug a half os a book, so we got aways easy

>>83287019
Didn't explore that in the novel, to be honest.

But going from what Gaiman and Fuller have said regarding on how these New Gods came to be, it's possible those would exist if enough believers willed them to exist.

>>83287095
World should be /x/ as the agents are made of peoples paranoia and obsession with spooks and the men in black

>>83287297
oh, a bit disappointing seeing as how /biz/ seems to be the main villain. i mean, up until 2-3 decades ago, the communist ones had to have been huge.

also, seeing as how mr world is business oriented, is he actually yahweh

>>83281683
86 isnt even a lot you cuck

>>83287297
Yea, commie gods would be weak as fuck, and probably look like some antifa larpers

>>83287419
I think it's best not to spoil too much, and most likey someone else will in this thread, but all I'll say is

We've met him before in the show, already

>>83287500
oh hey, looked it up cause i like spoilers, nice twist. i was only joking about jews though.

>>83287462
I don't even know 86 people

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>>83287572
Yeah as long as it doesn't ruin your viewing experience and enjoyment, then it's cool to look some stuff up to look forward to what's ahead.

But try and save some surprises! Though that is one of the bigger ones

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>>83287620
>lonely neckbearded /tv/ poster doesn't know 86 people

>>83287462
t. slut

>>83287669
i won't read the full synopsis, but i like to read bigger spoilers as i like focusing on the technical aspects of tv shows. that said, i was already spoilt on the grander scheme after asking a few good questions about mr world's real identity to a few friends. you sort of helped me place the pieces. cheers. i'm just very glad it's great from a technical point of view too. my only problem is with starz color palettes, and to a lesser extent their overall scene and prop presentation. the cinematography/composition is still very much to my liking, but something about the sets and props they use feels off, like it did in spartacus. i think this might be related to the textures and therefore color grading.

>>83287916
>he hasn't had sex with at least 90 people
back to /r9k/ neckbeard

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>>83287913
>>83287620
at least in this thread alone, you know 75 other people :)

Okay, so if Mr. World represent capitalism/globalism, how in hell he is Loki at the same time?

>>83287977
it's a ruse, bro, all according to plan. think about it for a moment and who he's tied to in mythology

>>83287977
didn't read the books, but i'm assuming as loki is deception and lies, he is the perfect fit for capitalism, which is a lie told to keep the proletariat in check.

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Is anyone else having fun watching this show?

>>83288011
So he as powerful as other gods believe he is?

>>83286630

>last week's episode feeling a little drawn out

I'd say that almost every episode feel drawn out. And the that episode was fucking pointless, not drawn out. I mean, she recapped half the episode to Shadow before even getting off the bed.

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>Anytime cuckold zombie is on screen
She is just terrible. The worst. Not because what her character did, but because the actress has two expressions. Smug and spaced out.

Great job tart, at least the rest of the episode was pure kino.

>>83288100
He is especially considering he fooled both Media and Technology as well, it's that belief in the Mr. World persona that empowered him so, especially from Old Gods

>>83287316
>World should be /x/ as the agents are made of peoples paranoia and obsession with spooks and the men in black

The NWO made flesh. I like it.

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>Young adults watching this have never lived in a pre internet world
>There are people here like that
>Implying there is any chance they could fully understand this show
Just stop watching you disgusting kids.

Am I the only one who kind of likes Shadow on the show?

>>83287977
Loki is a god of a lot of shit. Lies and deception being one which fits globalism, as well trickery and shifting, which fits him becoming World.
And also chaos, as he was planning to feed on the complete clusterfuck chaos of the battle of the gods.

In some interprtation Loki is Odin's son, in others, Loki is an aspect of Odin. Odin is also a god of a lot of shit, and trickery is one aspect mentioned too. One of his more known guises was an old man traveler that would fuck with people.

>>83287462

86 is a lot anon. Like, it isn't Gene Simmons tier shit but it is a lot by normal people standards.

Why is Internet taking any shit from the other "new" gods? He's all of the new gods rolled into one.

>>83288435
I like him, though I'm not at all surprised by the peo/pol/ ranting about his race

even though Ricky himself is half-white

>>83288443
loki is odin blood brother

>>83280385
it comes out 12am est on starz on demand

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>>83287095
Shouldn't Anansi be /fa/? Threads and all...

Laura is such a well-written female character.

>>83288656
I just picked a board with a generally favorable opinion on black people, since his big speech had BLM overtones. I can't deny he has style though.

>>83288550
Because he's still considered a young God, and he acts very much like one. Makes sense, really.

>>83286491
same...

>>83288642
Yea I know, but in some interpretations they are the different aspects of the same god. It happens a lot in in Norse mythology. Odin is also the god of thunder and storms and they have like 5 war gods. Plus, no one can figure out where Odin came from since the original head of the pantheon was most likely Tyr, who possibly got replaced by Thor, who finally got replaced by Odin, somehow.

>>83283910
>>83283878
wow!!!

>>83288660

She's written as such an unapologetically shitty person it's so fucking refreshing. No characters are written like this male or female. No tragic history or anti-hero qualities, just a bad person like the billions of bad people that exist in this world. Reminds me of New Hollywood when American filmmakers actually had the balls to make movies about real people instead of movie characters.

>>83279678

Most likely a form of Technical Boy just like how Media switches between different forms. World is pretty much standard, suit and tie businessman.

Hopefully they expand more on the new gods though like Science or some shit.

>>83281607
>>83282999
>>83283147
>>83283878
>>83283910
any screenshots from her tities please?

>>83288948
>apple user
fuck off

>>83288948
She doesn't have any

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>>83288707
one day our Jinn will cum

>>83288712
because Norse Mythology is combination of 2 or more Mythology that's why their are many gods Odin is part of Aesir while Tyr is from another group of gods

>>83286506
>>83286561
>wanting a woman that literally had almost a hundred dicks inside her before you
it's like you want to be cucked and pay alimony for the rest of your life goys.

>>83289251

No one cares about the content of your post as long as you express yourself like a shitposting idiot.

>>83282638
could be the tree of life/tree of death/tree of knowledge

probably more ancient then odin

>>83288111
Well, she is playing undead sociopath. Also, nice full house of digits.

>>83289287
>No one cares about the content of your post
i'm sure you don't but would you care if your wife fucked 86 men before you? honest question.

>>83289093
That's the nature of most mythology. In Europe, it's Indo-European myths combined with local beliefs

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Hey, you! Get your damn hands off Odin.

>>83288111
>Smug and spaced out.
What else do you need.

>>83282453
Tits are fat on pecs.

I remember now that I never watched the second half of the last episode, and I'm getting a bit bored trying to watch this new one. I don't think I actually like this show all that much.

What was the black crow telling Mr. Wednesday?

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>>83278217

Has Pete's Supermarket shown up yet?

That scene was shot in my home town.

>>83289522
the raven*
he was informing odin about the return of the zombie slut

>>83289522
Let's smoke some dank weed bro!

>>83278293
yeah she got BLACKED and looks like shit now

>>83289522
>Hey, say "Nevermore"

>>83289522
The crow was just a crow, it wasn't telling him anything retard. It was a nod that 'Odin' is infact just crazy old man.

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>>83289652

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>>83289522
8 more years of Trump.

Last episode was boring and pointless as fuck but this one made up for it.

>>83289553
Why is Tyrone Biggums there?

>>83279338
D-David?

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who /TeamNewGods/ here?

>Gillian Anderson is 48
what the fuck bros

>>83290464

/Team Laura's Embalming Fluid Diarrhea/ checking in

Gilligan Anderson is the god of cringe. Grey British snaggletooth bitch

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>>83290659

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>>83290659
fuck off, cunt

>>83288550

The internet is really just a fancy telephone system with pictures and text on top. Mr World however is everything about our world that unifies it. He's the banking system, GPS, highways, international trade, the united nations, jet planes, NWO conspiracy theories, the men in black and so on.

Even Media is above the internet since she is what is ON the internet as well as the radio, the TV, in books, etc.

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Is this worth watching? Is it similar to any other shows or films?

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>>83290496
>ywn never hear her whisper in your ear "EAT ME, FANNIBALS"

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>>83290464
webm for ants

>>83290800
It's like True Blood or Heroes but much better and mythology-based rather than supernatural/capeshit. You'll hate it if you spend more than 2 hours a week on /pol/ though.

>>83290838
it was all i had saved from the original threads, friend. But thank you for this one with dialogue

>>83288670
He is also mastertrolle, that's why he might have gone so BLM, iirc lore anansi gives no fucks about anyone.

>>83279137
He is Capitalism and Globalism. He knows what you want and wants you to 'purchase' you for his side, expanding his horizons and influence.

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>>83290709
>>83290733

>>83279338
is that scully?

>>83290951
yup, Media appears as Bowie in the new ep

>>83290951
As bowie

>>83286660
delet this

Season 4 of Hannibal and or movie when

>>83290951
Gilligan Anderson playing a "character" because her snaggletooth has such "range"

>>83283748
>>83283838
mommy

>>83290803
I hope shes in hannibal still.

>>83291167
Same, I liked the fan theory that Hannibal's aunt and uncle were the ones who captured her.

But IIRC Fuller said it would indeed be Hannibal himself who has her, and maybe Will joining them. I prefer the former, honestly

>>83291167
Me too. Garbage actors should be contained to their garbage shows. Hannibal is faggotry.

>>83291324
Christ, we get it, you hate her.

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>>83291324
>Hannibal is faggotry.
>Posts in a thread for a fuller show

>>83291425
Hey Will, we get it, you're a supernatural serial killer faggot. Good job, but GFTO an American Gods thread. You ruined Hannibal, don't ruin this thread.

>>83283338

He's native american with norwegian.

>>83280167
I found her squat very sexy.

Needs less zombie wife and much, MUCH more Mad Sweeney. I'm talking at least 30% Mad Sweeney, Maybe 50% Wednesday plot, 10% of other gods talking and or fighting other gods and then maybe 5 minutes AT MOST of zombie wife. I don't want to hear her say "puppy" for 40 minutes an episode and I find her repulsive on a human level as well.

>>83291586
Mad Sweeney is awesome. Had me laughing every time he's on screen. "I want my coin, cunt!" "You're an awful dead wife, you're an awful dead wife!"

>>83279167
>globalism
what? I thought he was basically modern society

>>83282584
Everything will be bad luck. I expected him to trip up while running away.

>>83291528
How is will supernatural?

can anybody explain to me how the hell is Loki also a new god? Mr World

>>83291854
>magically teleports to his favorite fly fishing spot when in an asylum
it's like you didn't even watch the show

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Wasn't expecting that.

>>83291961
>they even did Bowie's messed up pupil

noice

>>83291961
I didn't realize this was the same actor as the media god until a few minutes in, what was the appearance change about anyways, is that just how she appears to the tech kid?

>>83292062
She has no physical embodiment like other Gods, she takes on iconic characters from Media

>>83289465
Somehow Mr. World seems more autistic than Technical boy.

>>83292062
You're LITERALLY retarded.

>>83291889
Isn't that him just hallucinating buddy?

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Fuller, please have Gillian fuck with Shadow as Dana Scully pls

I bet David would be happy to make a cameo too

so what were they talking about when they mentioned the Aliens?

>>83291586
I love Zombie wife though. Her smugness and her inability to process so fits her character.

>>83292135
Yes, because there's nothing supernatural about how his serial killer hallucinations are accurate and solve the crime..... Fucking dumb shits

>>83292121
ah fuck off mate, she appeared as Marilyn Monroe every other time how was I supposed to know

>>83291586
>30% Mad Sweeney
Doing what? His role is already expended in the show.

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>>83291528
>>83291889
>>83292188

Is this dude cereal?

>>83292200
Gr8 b8 m8. Marylin Monroeo played I Love Lucy, huh?

>>83292175
This universe is like Sphere, Remember Sphere? Only The World's the Sphere, and whatever you pray to or think is out there, is literally there. You believe there's a Gigantic Monster in the deep waters, and if a million other people believes there's a creepy Cthullu thing in the deep, then there's a great Cthullu thing in the deep.

>>83292255
LOL nice try, plebbit

>>83292062
You really didn't recognize Gillian?

>>83278293
Why did she ago so fast

>>83292228
Forget you, Mad Sweeney and Laura was funny as shit. Sweeney trying to get away and banging his balls was funny too. I literally snorted. So as long as Fuller keeps that fag shit to bare minimum.

>>83292337
so aliens are real? and they're a god?

>>83292347

So that's a no then

>>83292311
>Ricky Ricardo will not be preforming tonight?
>I cancel the (you)

>>83278217

she aged terribly

>>83292380
Some people go through a thing called "puberty", anon. Someday it will happen for you.

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>>83292140
>mfw she never guest starred in californication

>>83292395
Probably, but not as many people believe in aliens.
Plus they are aliens so they have to adhere to stereotypes and don't do much but steal cows.

>>83292438
She looked decent in suckerpunch
Now shes wrinkly and looks mid thirties at the age of 28

>>83292140
her appearing as scully makes sense as x-files is a relatively influential show.

>>83292449
what a god damn shame, holy shit

>>83292395
No, they're aliens. You think of an alien as a futuristic or advanced civilization out to shove penile probes up your ass, well that's what they do. Shove prods up your ass and give you a prostate orgasm. Women gets raped and has a baby on the ship and then gets sent back to earth no worse for wear only they're a bit stranger than when they left, but boy do all the abducted tell everyone and anyone and don't let people see flying saucers or lights in the sky, thousands more believe in Aliens, millions. Imagine an invasion of aliens that you made. Of course the Aliens probably knows they're the result of belief and would only kidnap every so often to rape with their prods.

>>83292449
This is true.
As trash as that show was i still love the shit out of it.
Gotta watch that last season.

>>83292530
Probably cause too many people would want it to become a arch rather than a one off thing

>>83287095
Czernobog /tg/

>>83290868
>You'll hate it if you spend more than 2 hours a week on /pol/ though

Whelp, guess I'll give it a try though

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So when is my nigga Buddah appearing?

>>83292667
In America it would probably just be a hipster pretending to be Buddha

>>83292054
but both the eyes are the same colour in that picture

>>83292667
was there a buddah in the novels? can't remember that.

>>83292667
He's busy with jesus in japan fucking about.

Plus how would Wednesday convince them?

>>83292766
yeah, that's how his eyes were, it was just the one pupil that was fucked

>>83292771
Buddah = Mercury; The Forgotten god

>>83281049
What the fuck is this gay shit... oh, it's based on a comic. That explains it.

>>83292833
except he had different coloured eyes

>>83292947
I honestly think it got darker as he got older or more likely in specific lighting, but in the Life on Mars video it looks the same color.

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>>83293052
I mean, I can understand it getting darker but his eyes were still not the same colour in that video

>>83293127
alright man, i'll just agree to disagree. some shots they look the same blue, but yeah his left eye is darker, especially in later photos.

>>83282638
Not all the gods that assaulted the cop station were new.

>>83291961
>>83283748
Gillian must be having a blast with this role.

why is Mr World Loki?

>>83293246
Because god of everything doesn't even make sense.

>>83293246
Because he is orchestrating a massive blood sacrifice for Odin and wants to feed on the ensuing chaos.

>>83293592
>>83293683
It's serious he's loki? It's said in the books?

>>83293736
Yea, Loki and Odin are working together.

>>83293802
>>83293683
why do you have to be a dick and spoil it for that guy?

>>83293834
He asked.

>>83290868

I'm /pol/ and I like the show. There's a good reason for the main character being a nigger, and the book has a more realistic portrayal of the slave trade than shit like Roots.

>>83293919
You could have spoiler-tagged it here >>83293683
in your first reply.

>>83293982
Nah.

>>83281683
In a row?

>>83281896
Just your average hippie.
She named her son Shadow, for Pete's sake.