/got/ general

>>83275766
cute whoe is still aa whore

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rank them
also the wolves

I was only 9 years old I loved Stannis so much, I had all the banners and murals I pray to R’hllor every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given "Stannis is love" I say; “Stannis is life” My dad hears me and calls me a faggot I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Stannis I called him a usurper He slaps me and sends me to Dragonstone I’m crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and it’s really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It’s Stannis I am so happy He whispers into my ear “The Iron Throne is mine, by right” He grabs me with his powerful Baratheon hands and puts me down onto my knees I’m ready I swear my fealty for Stannis He penetrates my butt-hole It hurts so much but I do it for Stannis I can feel my butt burning as my eyes start to water I push against his fury I want to please Stannis He grinds his teeth as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Stannis looks him straight in the eyes and says “Go on, do your duty” Stannis leaves through my window Stannis is love. Stannis is life.

Reminder that viserys first was a rogar plant and all targshits after him aren't real targs

>>83275793

Robb > Arya > Sansa > Bran > the little one

Jon is not a Stark

Robb's wolf > Summer > Shaggydog > Lady > Nymeria

Snow is not a Stark Wolf

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First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

>>83275793
Bran > Jon > Robb > Rickon > Arya > Sansa

>>83275836
He's a rogar wolf

>>83275749
i-is this one of the 5 spinoffs being considered?

>>83275793
why a weirdwood for rickon ?

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>we can't fight amongst eachother, we have to join together to survive the coming winter

>>83275793
Book:
Bran>Ayra>Sansa>Robb>Jon>Rickon
GOT:
Rickon>Jon>Bran>Ayra>Robb>Sansa

>>83275975
*backstabs you*

Cersei master race

>>83275793
Based on the entire story and not just last season/book (i.e. S6 arya was absolute dog shit but she had 3-4 decent seasons so she is among the top, etc..)

Show characters
Robb>Arya>Jon>Rickon>Bran>Sansa

Book characters
Arya>Bran>Jon>Robb>Rickon>Sansa

Book chapters
Arya>Sansa(lots of interesting characters in there, tho sansa isn't)>Jon>Bran

Actors
Robb>Bran>Arya>Jon>Sansa>Rickon

Wolves
Nymeria>Greywind>Shaggydog>Ghost>Summer>Lady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgaNXPOD9wY

>making a 5 part video series on "Why catelyn sucks"

I mean I've seen some 10 or even 20 lines long rants about how this or that character sucks in /got/... but this is some high levels of autism.

Didn't watch it but if I were to take a shot everytime "Jon" is uttered, would I die of alcohol poisoning?

>>83275793
It pains me to admit it, but they're all shit

>>83276105
arya is literally the worst main character in the books what are you on about

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Is Aidan /OURguy/?

Reminder that this is actually a scene in the show - not behind the scenes stuff.

Even he knows the show is shit and doesn't care anymore.

>>83275793
>Book
Robb>Sansa>Bran>Arya>Jon>Rickon
I have a thing for well meaning fuckups. Jon is dull, and Arya is practically a Sue, but I kind of like the whole ravages of war thing GURM went with with her chapters. Rickon is a nonentity.
Nymeria>Grey Wind>Shaggy>Ghost>Summer>Lady
Nymeria is destroying an ecosystem which is hilarious to me for some reason, GW contributed to Robb's war efforts, Ghost and Shaggy look cool, Lady is shit tier.

>Show
Pile of shit>Rickon>Jon>Bran>Arya>Robb>Sansa
Rickon is number one because being a nonentity beats being an abortion. Jon is a Sue, but that beats being a Sue's exposition machine, Quasimodo with plot armor, an asshole who laughs at his grandfather's funeral and spends 90% of his plot in a boring love story, and a character whose actions have stopped making any sense.
Ghost AKA Sam's direwolf>Summer/Shaggy/GW/Lady who all died like bitches>Nymeria

>>83276305
That would be Catelyn
She never truly acts, and whenever she does, it's shit

Arya has at least a character development and interesting stylistic choices (like her litany)

Is Qhorin Halfhand playing some kind of double game?
I've been rereading acok and he doesn't seem to be entirely honest with Jon, or even anyone else in the NW. Not straight up lies, would give up the game, but half-truths and the likes. Kinda like Varys/LF are giving to everyone.

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>>83276342
>Catelyn
>Worst main character
back to r/eddit with you

>>83276305
Her chapters are comfy as fuck tho. In the first books anyway. Comfiest chapters in the books, tied with Jaime I'd say.

>>83276362
I literally don't go to reddit though
Catelyn is just here to tell Robb's story and feel sad about things, as well as liberating the Kingslayer

>>83276391
the perspective on the war is quite nice
after that it's mostly just directionless shit though, thankfully there were only like 4 arya chapters in affc/adwd iirc

>>83276410
I liked the whole "I am no one" part, as well as when she kills a renegade Night Watcher, or that chapter where she changes character, even though it went a bit long.

I love that Martin combines style and plot when he calls Sansa chapters "Alyane" and have her think of herself as Alyane.

>>83276527
Eh, everything in Braavos is pretty bad. Le edgy magic ninja was just a poor direction to take her character and she honestly should've been killed off or had her PoV merged sometime in ASoS.

>>83276408
losing agency is a big part of her arc
would much rather have that than purposeless plot-armour kid

>>83276362
>Daenerys high up there
this makes me very very happy
but the rest doesn't make much sense

>>83276559
>Le edgy magic ninja
And yet, don't a lot of people like Syrio Forel/Jaqen H'ghar ?

I didn't thought of Braavos as shit. Maybe a bit too far from the action, but the city is good, world-building wise. Better than the Slaver's Bay by any means.

>>83276612
>And yet, don't a lot of people like Syrio Forel/Jaqen H'ghar ?
Mysterious secondary/tertiary characters? There's a big difference.

>>83276592
>purposeless plot-armour kid
Bran ? He does have a purpose, stop the evil white walkers.

Catelyn losing agency might be representing how the North is losing the war, but still, I think it could have used a bit more action.

>>83276688
>Bran ? He does have a purpose, stop the evil white walkers.
don't be facetious

>>83275855
Those are some nice jewbs

>>83276709
Care to explain ? To me his entire arc is basically discovering who the WW are, and how to stop them. Maybe I'm just a retard, though.

On an unrelated note, what is your favourite "minor" PoV character of the books ? I like Arianne Martell
Her chapter in the tower is one of the best

based marcus here

whats up nerds

>>83276787
I was talking about Arya, not Bran, I thought that was obvious, sorry.
I'm not overly fond of the fat nigger whore myself, I guess JonCon and Barry both give some nice insight and have interesting bits.

>>83276817
Oh yes, Arya is pretty useless, especially in ASOS. I liked JonCon and Barry but I don't really like the whole Slaver's Bay arc tbH, it feels like another novel completely disconnected from what happens on Westeros. Maybe now that everybody and their mother is heading to Meereen, it will be more interesting.

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Out of all the dead characters, which one would you like to see get resurrected currently?

For me, I'd have to choose Viserys since it'd be pretty lulzy to see him break down over Dany being the true dragon and actually trying to tame one of the dragons.

>>83276983
>but I don't really like the whole Slaver's Bay arc tbH, it feels like another novel completely disconnected from what happens on Westeros.
Yeah, I'd mostly agree. I like those two more for their insight into past events than present I guess. Hopefully it'll get better with all the Greyjoy/Martel intertwining, as you say.

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>>83277035
>Out of all the dead characters, which one would you like to see get resurrected currently?
The one that's meant to be.

So many emiliaposts lately

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>>83276786
Yes they are

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Will then run out of techniques to use for their scenes together? I'm talking about the ones where they have to make Kit stop looking like an Ultra manlet when standing next to Sophie.

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I want to ___ Emilia!

>>83277335
fire

>>83277335
roll

>>83277335
train

>>83277335
hug

>>83277335
diet

>>83277335
Whenever I see this webm I can't unsee how she looks like a chubby 12 year old.

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>>83277059
I wish there'd still be cosequences instead of blockbusterling movie deus ex machina trope
DnD will burn in hell for their greed and calousness. If you can't play by the rules that you yourself scribbled down a year ago you're two faced at best and a greedy fanfic writer at worst. Fuck the show and Fuck you if you're too deluded or distracted with titties to see it

>>83277335
cuddle

>>83277474
exactly
she's not fucking hot and there is nothing sexual about her. unless you're a pedo

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>>83277528
Let me prove you wrong.

>>83277335
She seems pretty chill. Doesn't take herself too seriously. I'd hang out with her.

>>83277591
She looks slim here. When was this?

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>>83277604
last week

REMINDER
Cersei x Jon is the best ship and Jon and Danny doing some more incest will be the worst thing to happen to the show since dorne

>>83277035
WTF is with that image? The scales of the characters makes no sense.

>>83277035
Arthur Dayne

>>83277591
>>83277681
literally little girl trying very hard to look sexy

>>83277850
That's what all little girls do these days anyway.

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>>83277591
>>83277681
oh wow I made those ones
there's another Esquire one two IIRC

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>>83277875
this one

>>83277867
doesn't make them any sexier desu

>>83277875
>when even your servants are hotter than you

>>83277763
you mean Qhorin Halfhand?

>>83277875
>it's another "The actress emilia is sharing a scene with looks much better than her" episode

What did they mean by this?

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>>83277875
>the random sex slave is hotter than the valyrian demi-goddess

>>83275805
Lol XD

now make one about Euron, Jaqen, Victarion, Robert, Roose and Darkstar.

>>83275975
Fucking stupid frogposter

>>83277911
>when even your servants are hotter than you
This keeps happening to. Doreah, Irri, Missandei... If I were her, I'd complain. I'm sure she has enough pull to get some minor character killed off.

>>83276629
Don't you like Jaqen H'ghar, Faceless Men and the Kindly Man.

>>83278124
You forgot Jorah

>>83278124
Also that wizened old lady

>>83278140
and Tyrion

>>83278077
is there anything more pathetic than a guy losing his shit over a cartoon frog?

>>83278180
Yes there is! People like you! Whahahahaha!

Now shut the fuck up!

>>83278124
>Yunkai'i whore, random whore following a sellsword company, is leagues ahead of "the most beautiful woman in the world" dany

>>83278208
misha pls

>>83278209
>ramsay's peasant fuck toy is 10x hotter than purebred sansa
why does this keep on happening

>>83278241
Stop trying to redirect this, Emilia

>>83278241
It's hard to tell when kids will grow up uggo, especially british kids

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>>83278241
They didn't have enough money to hire a decent core cast at the start
Now they're stuck with them, even worse as they age terribly

>>83275766
So, why will the seventh season have 7 episodes instead of 10?

>>83278208
so fucking low energy. Can you even get an erection anymore?

>>83278264
I'm just examining a trend, I don't like fatleesi either.

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>>83278241
>"Poor me, I'm just a poor northern prostitute. My beauty cannot compare to the Blood of old Valyria"

>>83278352
I miss her like some of Joffery's bolys

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>>83276318
Yes he is

>>83278288
>especially british kids
Actually it's really easy. They grow up ugly in 10 out of 10 times. So you hire a 'stralian kid. Most people wouldn't be able to tell the difference anyway.

>>83278300
Yes I can. Can you get an erection?

Or do you only get an erection when you see naked fat man? Are you gay?

>>83278352
show her cuny pls

>>83278241
I miss myranda so much.

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>>83278595
Shame Sansa didn't

Do D&D think their plot make any sense?
Or do they know it's retarded but that showfags will like it all the same?

>>83278682
They just don't care. They only really wanted to do the RW and now it's wildly successful they're just milking it with fanservice.

>>83278682
I think they care about the show being good, but they play it fast and loose since showfags don't really understand the intricate details and politics behind the plot.

How can I be sure?
When your intrusion is my illusion
How can I be sure
When all the time you changed my mind
I asked for more and more
How can I be sure
When you don't give me love (You gave me pale shelter)
You don't give me love (you give me cold hands)
And I can't operate on this failure
When all I want to be is
Completely in command
How can I be sure
For all you say you keep me waiting
How can I be sure
When all you do is see me through
I asked for more and more
How can I be sure
When you don't give me love (You gave me pale shelter)
You don't give me love (you give me cold hands)
And I can't operate on this failure
When all I want to be is
Completely in command
I've been here before
There is no why, no need to try
I thought you had it all

>>83277035
Tywin to unretard the plot.

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>>83278799

Not only that, but they're limited with the amount of time they have and the budget they're left in order to fit all these politics in the story in a timely manner.

Game of thrones really should just get an anime. It'd be able to be a lot more faithful to the books anyway.

>>83278619
she's so beautiful
it's not fair

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>>83279303
This.

>>83278595
Glad I'm not the only one - I thought she was incredible.

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>>83279405
>tfw ywn be ramsay
>tfw your father will never name domeric his heir so you are free to marry an adorable-but-crazy qtpi instead of salsa

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>swn be your lil' sis Myranda Bolton

When does the new series start?

I thought it was April time usually?

>>83279642
they cancelled the show. cost was above 125m a season, couldn't keep it on.

>>83277900

THICC

>>83277875
haha she was raped and eaten by a black man

Tydaddy Lannister

>>83275787
a cutie that is a whoe, is still a cutie

>>83277528
> how to spot a virgin

>>83277850
take your gilf fetish somewhere else

>>83279996
>having some taste and self respect automatically means you're a virgin

>>83280074
t. virgin

>>83280074
Just what a virgin would say

>>83280089
>>83280099
well, I'm not
what now?

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Best ship

How did Tywin raise baby and teenage Tyrion?

>>83277335
pleasure

Is there any numbers out there on how big the armies of each faction are?

>>83280644
as big as the writers need them to be

How would Jaqen H'ghar raise his children/grandchildren?

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>>83280865
Umaru!

>>83280865
With a pulley system.

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Was Neddard still a virgin on his wedding night?

>>83280564
A servant did it

>>83280957
Pulley system?

Preston is a cancer

>>83279303
>ASOIAF animated series
They'd probably still have to cut things out but it'd most likely be more consistent and faithful than what we have now. Production I.G. would be my choice for it.

>>83281075
kys

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>>83281001
He was. Catelyn wasn't.

Post alternative music fitting to each region

The North
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yfIXl2GBl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnNw5PWHnyc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSj-Vqomr3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo3VAltxlr8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmp5fr4wUEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga8KbMcUfm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxZcHUhQNXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1AjHTCSxic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuDhRov7kzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bPMzD7xY1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0JSca-chdU

Iron Isles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDhNy9gAubw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaNvoX29j3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_-qZIEpOMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dwOzOGwl-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NknjE2SBPxw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmjexkb9i4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBYLZ5Q0CGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGoH0jEmyjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZFaieNEs4c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyIei-5Qh7Y

Dorne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn3t1ZQKSPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X28q4EMMpW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJxzxmhFslA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlKAiRMFz-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqFdUAZrrMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ywnt9nB5Ls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tuogg7mE4zA

GTA Westeros
GTA Braavos

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>tfw Cersei kills Tycho Nestoris and we never hear from the iron bank again

>>83280237
such a qt
would cuddle all night long or have gentle (or hard) sex on demand.

Margaery's not bad either.

>>83281235
dorne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYjqBqrZVTY

>>83281235
only appropriate soundtrack for Iron Islands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI

>>83280865
lots of rape

>>83281360
So why is anybody scared of the Iron Bank to begin with?

>>83281629
Why are people in real life afraid of the world bank?

>>83281754
But there's been no sign of the Iron Bank repossessing Cersei's stuff or foreclosing on her castle.

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Oh boy I can't wait for how bad this season will be. Who else is hyped?

Also praise thicc born first of her name.

>>83281789
They can send a fleet to seige KL

>>83281807
I love her

what if Catelyn had been married to Jaime instead?

>>83281824
you rly think the iron bank is gonna hire a merc company and sack KL to punish Cersei?

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>>83281914
She'd probably be disappointed in his parenting skills.

>>83281950
or fund KL's enemies in exchange for settling the debt

>>83281629
Banks rely on trust between themselves and their customers. If the Iron Bank (THE bank of the Free Cities) loses faith in the Iron Throne and blacklists them, other banks will do the same. Then the Iron Throne won't be able to get money and keep falling into deeper debt until they can't pay anyone for anything.

>>83282018
>Then the Iron Throne won't be able to get money and keep falling into deeper debt until they can't pay anyone for anything.
Hasn't that been a problem since S1 though? Didn't the Lannister mines run dry years ago?

>>83281952
not sure what you mean this looks like a fine shot to me. she should be proud

>>83282079
In the TV show yes I'm pretty sure they are still OK in the book and DND just wrote themselves in to a corner

>>83281235
dorne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

>>83282018
But that suggests the show relies on logic and common sense. If GOT relied on that, Cersei would be a crazy poor lady with only a few soldiers instead of a genuine threat.

>>83282079
>>83282130
In the books Littlefinger had been embezzling funds ever since joining the Small Council. Jaime finds out that the Throne has been paying for a bunch of jailers when only about 1/8 of such are actually employed. The Lannisters still have the gold of the Westerlands, but they've still been severely depleted in the war and Cersei acting like a huge cunt to the bankers that come by to collect the debts doesn't help.

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Cast her

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Help /got/, I've watched every video from my usual game of thrones media channels. The wells have run dry. What are some good places to watch/listen to good game of thrones material?

I've already looked at Preston, Greenhand, and Alt Shift X. I've dipped my toes into other channels, but a lot of them tread over the same material everyone else is doing. Or are just fanboys licking the show's boots.

Got anything good?

>>83282720
Reminder that kit doesn't deserve her

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>>83282645
Cute girl that lands a big role and steals everyone's hearts :)

>>83280644
theyre all pretty even, except Dorne (which is pathetic) and the Reach, which is OP. If the world of GOT was plausible at all, the Reach would be the dominant power throughout the ages.

It's not like the huge population is new either, as the "first" King of the first men, Garth Greenhand ruled the Reach. A lot of Reach houses claim descent from Garth and his immediate progeny.

>>83276105
>Rickon above anyone
>Shaggydog above summer.
One of two things are happening here. Either you're being irrationally anit-Bran and anti-Sansa, so you're ranking Rickon higher just to make a statement. Or you actually identify with the angry lost little boy on a personal level.

Reminder that Season 1 hadn't yet finished when A Dance with Dragons came out. We're about to get Season 7, still with no The Winds of Winter.

Reminder that since A Game of Thrones was published in 1996, the entire seven-book Harry Potter series has been published, adapted into an eight-film series, and sat completed for six years since the final film installment.

Reminder that George R.R. Martin is 68 years old and has taken 11 years and counting to right the fifth and sixth books and unless he turns things around, the best-case scenario is that he is 75 when A Dream of Spring is published.

>>83282720
elio garcia
history of westeros podcast (not sure with name but something like it)
radio westeros

>>83282849
You're never getting the books anon. Let it go

>>83282720
Because Geek *can* be good at times, depending on the video.

>>83275793
Bran>shit>rickon>shit>robb>arya>jon>a vat of warmed up shit>sandra

>>83283039
End your life branpedo

>>83282849
i will destroy george martin

>>83282862
>radio westeros
>It's a Ned episode
Oh boy, one of my favorite characters!
>30% of the episode is about Rhaegar and Lyanna, 40% about Jon
Jonfags are the worst.

>>83282645
fattie that normies like because she's the meme of dragon and spout a meme speech every 5 minutes.

>>83282720
>leslie picture

I see you have good taste, anon, so you should definitely watch something not GoT related

>>83282833
a pile of cow dung is better than sansa tho. it's not about rickon being good it's about sansa being so fucking terrible that literally a baby is better.

>>83283238
Why are you so insecure stannisfag
Accept the reality already

>>83283146
I need to be here because there's not enough people without shit taste left on this planet.

>>83283301
How bad of an actress is sophie when she failed to convince the public that she is jealous of jon

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>>83281807
>tfw caloreesi will never sit on your face

>>83275793
Wolves:
Summer>=nymeria>grey wind>ghost>shaggy>lady

>>83283238
>spout a meme speech
Honestly, "MADNUS HAS HAD ITS DAY" came across as better and more rallying than Dany screeching "you're all my bitches now you castrated manbabies! me me me!" at the dothraki. Like, at least Mace had a point, at least he cared about something more than his own glory.

>tfw your gf isnt as hot as the broads ITT

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so whos going to kill dany when she goes insane? i hope its jorah, that would be kino

>>83283348
well she's a shit actress but she also has shit writing/showrunners.

we can't really assume what went wrong. Did D&D even tell her what she was supposed to feel about the situation? Do they even know how Sansa would feel about the situation?

>>83283566
Arya jon tyrion dany and bran will servive

>>83283566
It will be the fruit of Jon's loins on his way out of her

>>83283566
No one.
I mean no one. Not No One.

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you just KNOW

>>83283684
>not only he's a faggot but he's also a bottom faggot

>>83283272
I just grabbed whatever GoT image I had saved. I don't even remember why I saved it.

Why do people think Dany will go insane?

House of the Undying shows she'll drop her goal of conquering Westeros to save it. Leaks confirm this.

She's not gonna go insane or try to kill Jon for a throne like you guys and sansafags on tumblr think

>>83283301
>it's not about rickon being good it's about sansa being so fucking terrible that literally a baby is better.
OK, I see. So it was about making a statement. Rickon is a non-character. How can you rank dead weight above an actual character. Hate her or love her, she contributes to the story in some fashion. You're not thinking rationally.

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Say something nice about her

>>83283925
Not that anon but not contributing to the story at all is better than contributing shit.

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You can only choose one to use their skills as your loyal hand, the rest are trying to kill you
Choose wisely

>>83283532
I've never seen your gf but I can garuntee she is better looking than NCW's wife. So in real life you are doing better than Jaime Lannister himself.

>>83283995
But Sansa's uselessness and stupidity has been the tool of so much drama. You and the other anon fail to see the benefit to the story in having an incompetent character.

>>83283967
Her character was killed off so now I don't have to look at her anymore

>>83283967
She has a great body when she's not starving herself

>>83284045
Please stop shilling

>>83284028
Arya, because of her thoroughly tested plot armor and female empowerment.

>>83284028
You literally can't lose if you have a fully powered up greenseer on your side. Those niggers can summon tsunamis.

>>83284028
Bran is the smart choice.

But Arya can let me have the most amazing sex of my life with all the different women she can look like. A good Hand helps out their king anyway they can right

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Trust me shansha

>>83284122
Bran can just mind rape whatever woman you want and make her have sex with you. Including arya.

>>83283925
There's a point in awfulness where someone doing NOTHING is better than what you're doing.

Sansa is wayyyyyyyy past that point.

>>83276105
Arya is plain shit in the show and very ordinary in the books. In fact most of the main cast that normies love are really generic and irritating, I skipped most Arya and bran chapters because they were that fucking terrible.

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Best stark coming thru

>>83283967
I'm literally in love with her, I loved her character playfulness and she was adorable, I would marry her on the spot.

>>83284160
Can't he only Hodor them though?

It'll be awkward if he's warging them as I'm fucking them

>>83284228
>Normies love
>Bran
Yeah no but i wish they did maybe then he would have been in the trailer

>>83284168
>There's a point in awfulness where someone doing NOTHING is better than what you're doing.
Wrong. Being nothing is better than being *boring*. But being awful is better than being nothing.

>>83282849
Harry Potty is also inconsistent garbage for children but the rest of your points are right.

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I'm ready for jonsa tears

>>83284236
Doesn't matter all you need is the pussy not the brain

Anyone else getting kind of excited for a spinoff knowing D&D aren't running the show ? There is a chance the new show runners are good or at least like D&D and they are good for a few seasons before getting lazy.

>>83284261
There's probably another trailer coming

>>83284261
You know it's weird.

I remember docmantistobogan saying there was a reason they weren't showing Bran back when they showed those small clips of Arya, Jon and Sansa.

Guess it's because his only big conscious scenes are spoilers involving Jon's parentage or Littlefinger being a traitor

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>>83284290
I like how all of these beach scenes Davos (wearing green) and Gendry (wearing brown) are literally the only characters not wearing black.

>>83284228
Bran and Arya's chapters have a rather slow pace compared to everyone else's with a lot of nothing really happening but I don't see that as bad, just that their stories are pretty separated from the others for the most part, so that needs to have a different pace to go with it. Arya getting a first hand view of the horrors of war was pretty nice.

>>83284291
A dead fish or one who's retarded and can't say the kinky shit i'd want them to, or do them right is pretty useless. Getting my dick sucked would be crazy risky, anal would be practically impossible, reverse cowgirl just forget it

If Bran's warging them and doing and saying those things, that's weird as shit

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Remember this

>>83284045
you're mixing things up there.
if you look at that post, sansa's chapter are ranked #2.

The chapters are great. Sansa is fucking shit.
Sansa's retardation isn't benefiting the story. The characters around her are benefiting the story.

Sansa's retardation is what makes us suffer through page after page of a mentally challenged girl of 12 thinking about stuff.

Let's put this another way.
If you had a chapter pov of Hodor where he would do nothing but think "Hodor" would you say that he is a better character than non character?

Because I would argue that he is literally worse than every single character (named or unnamed) in the story. non-characters might be better than characters, if said characters are utter trash and annoying as fuck and you'd rather hire a faceless man to kill yourself than having to reach more of her inane thoughts.
Well that's Sansa.

That's Sansa to me anyway, it's an opinion you can think differently.
To put it in this way : Just because you develop a character more, it doesn't AUTOMATICALLY make it a better character. Usually, but not always. You can develop it into shit.

>>83284290
As am I.

Their echo chamber has made them practically cult like

>>83284122
>>83284160
show bran pretty much lost all his powers and is only a timetravelling camera now tho.

book bran is pretty obvious, a god vs an apprentice-ninja vs a a random NW guy vs mentally challenged girl.

But show, go with Arya or Jon.
Neither can die, regardless if they attack entire armies or entire castles by themselves.

>>83284028
also kek just saw the shopping.
did you add them all? or change the mindtrickqueen?

>>83284284
>Being nothing is better than being *boring*.
....Q.E.D?
Rickon is nothing, Sansa is boring.
Note that i said "Sansa". Not "Sansa's chapters" Or "Other characters doing stuff with Sansa".

>>83284357
Honestly docmantis was full of shit when he said that

>>83284290
wow they are almost the same hieght

>>83284445
Yes. It was some pretty good trolling desu. Though in hindsight, I would have preferred PTSD and guilt riddled Tyrion haunted by visions of Shae to the """witty""" imp trying to make black people laugh, joke about Vary's mutilation, and accidentally reminding Missandei of her rape in an oh so zany and clever scene.

>>83284439
He can't make them retarded just by warging into them in the present, it has to involve time travel mumbo jumbo
As for his brain being in the body of the girl you're fucking, I think you'd get over it. Pusy is Pusy. Not much of a down grade from fucking a hobgoblin anyway.

>>83283921
she'll sound the hellhorn which binds her to eurons will. hence the name dragonbinder. she is the dragon it binds and when she sounds the hellhorn she'll unleash hell on earth causing the long night.
the red comet will crash into the moon. it will drink the suns fire / block out the sun and out of it thousands of dragons will pour forth and smash into planetos causing mass devestation ( meteorites )

>>83284674
>ywn warg into a mute slave girl and get fucked by your unknowing grumpy brother
Why live?

>>83275793
TV show:
Robb > Bran >>>>>>>>> Arya >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rickon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sansa

Book series:
Bran > Sansa > Jon > Arya > Rickon > Robb

>>83284722
>ywn warg into your dad in the past and fuck your mom


REEE

>>83284730
>show bran that much in front of jon, when his whole story and character is just dumping exposition on jon
>show robb being better than book robb
What?

>>83284774
Davos is also better than jon and his story is all just jontardism now too.

>>83284730
I REALLY want pedos to leave

>>83276191
They make some good points, but they also make some really stupid points.

>dude the chapter says "the knock" rather than "a knock" so clearly Catelyn planned the entire war to send Jon to the Wall.

>>83284796
>>83284796
I REALLY want you to stop projecting.

>>83284290
it's only fair that he reinstates polygamy and weds both sansa and daenerys. house stark has no male heirs that can reproduce more male heirs.

sansas offspring become the dragons of the north taking winterfell and daenerys offspring rule the south at a new location.

and he should give arya some bastard dragonseeds.

>>83279564
>>83279523
moar

>>83284774
show robb made the character great desu
as for show bran, well I admit he's too high but summer is the best wolf

>>83284796
book sansa is waifu material and bran chapters are pure pottery

>>83284229
>circle tattoo
BUT WHY????

>>83284810
Jonrya has always been disgusting
Can tou imagine kit with gollum

>>83284450
I'm not mixing up anything. Sansa's retardation led to lying to protect Joffrey, which got Lady killed. She snitched on her father to Cercei, which led to his death. She was likely and unwitting accomplice in Joffrey's death. Becomes the puppet for Littlefinger. And is the unwilling accomplice in Lysa's death.

All the while, her seemingly useless thoughts about formalities and pleasantries, paint the perfect picture of a pawn in the game. It's actually entertaining to witness how naive she is. You don't get that with any other character. It's great that they paired her with Littlefinger, because she's absolutely the worst player of the game, and she's matched with perhaps the best player. So it created a beautiful juxtaposition of power.

>>83284429
The chapters aren't bad in the way that Cersei and Catelyn chapters are, but they drag on and on and I just got bored shitless.

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>>83284576
>Sansa is boring.
See pic.

>Or "Other characters doing stuff with Sansa".
Why is this separate from Sansa's appraisal? How characters interact with other characters, is a great way to judge a character.

>>83284650
>He can't make them retarded just by warging into them in the present

Yeah he can, look at what Varamyr was doing to that Wildling, no chance she'd come out sane if wights hadn't gotten to her.

It is kind of a downgrade though, Arya looks like the women and is a woman and is fully conscious and aware. Bran's a guy who i'd be having beg for my cock, wake me up in the morning with sex or a blowjob, clean me, finger herself, tease me, roleplay, wear sexy outfits, etc. All in a retarded woman's body who'll go back that way the second Bran leaves her. Getting them pregnant is gonna be weird too and fucking while pregnant

>>83284956
He's had it since he was 14.

>>83285010
Cersei's chapters are great in seeing how fucking stupid she is and how she thinks she's brilliant even when all she does backfires.

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>>83285115
>Bran's a guy who i'd be having beg for my cock, wake me up in the morning with sex or a blowjob, clean me, finger herself, tease me, roleplay, wear sexy outfits, etc. All in a retarded woman's body who'll go back that way the second Bran leaves her
...

>>83284810
Jonsa isn't happening.

Show me actual evidence in the books that point to reasons Jon is or would be attracted to and be into a girl like Sansa.

>>83284641
Yeah I remember everyone thinking Tyrion having visions of Shae was going to be so terrible but what we got was so much worse.

>>83284229
I can see he is spending his money well.

How long before modern day Isaac dies of a drug overdose?

>>83285287
I bet he was high out of his fucking mind during the EW shoot

>>83285221
There's no evidence its literally some jonsafags on tumbls who are more sansafags that are verry loud

Bran was neither in S6E10 or in the trailer. Have they cut the most important story line?

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would Game of Thrones have been better if it wasnt written by jews ?

Does Bran know that someone tried to kill him? He was unconscious at the time, and I don't remember if anyone told him.

>>83285428
He was in episode 10. He had the Tower of Joy flashback.

>>83285433
The World would have been better if it weren't controlled by Iron Bank Jews.

>>83285428
What the fuck are you talking about? He was in 6x10

>>83285474
Oh fuck forgot that sequence was in his head lmao

>>83285437
he doesn't remember jaime pushed him out of the window either, in his dreams he just sees a man with golden hair like the sun

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I've been out for a while, is Winds coming out yet?

>>83285570
Yes, Martin has paid some jew to ghost write it for him.

>>83285536
Sure, but he knows he fell. I'm not certain that Bran is even aware that he was almost murdered.

>>83285570
winds is out, ados is probably coming up next year. you've been away too long.

>tfw that chapter where Stannis sells Dany and Sansa to a pleasure house of Lys to help pay the crown's debts

>>83285396
>who are more sansafags that are verry loud

Oh I know, and that's why I asked the question how I did.

All their metas go into why Sansa parallels this or that with Jon or Ygritte, which has nothing to do with romance especially when they also dismiss parallels between Jon and Dany or Jon and Arya, and how Jon is a hero like Sansa wanted for beheading that one guy and how he might be an Aemon and is brave, gentle and strong, but not why or how Jon would find Sansa's qualities attractive and be into her.

So I'm challenging jonsafag to see stuff from Jon's pov instead of just his/her fave Sansa's

>>83285536
because he fell several stories and got knocked unconscious and paralyzed?

are you fucking retarded?

>>83284936
and show bran is absolute garbage

>>83285759
Because he likes redheads

-jonsafag level delusion

>>83284936
>book sansa is waifu material

>clinically retarded girl who at any time may inadvertently get you, your family, your pet killed for a stupid idea
>waifu material

If you lock her up in a tower and NEVER let her talk to anyone else ever again, I guess.

>>83286149
>judging Sansa solely on book 1
By that margin Jon is an entitled crybaby and Dany is a meek, submissive, suicidal cock sleeve.

>>83286149
Even then, she could give you a retarded Tully heir

>>83286223
Sansa's conversation with Myranda Royce proves she's just as retarded as ever

>>83286275
Yeah, kind of. Sansa is a weird one. She's grown a lot in ACOK and ASOS, but then regressed back to being callus and dumb in AFFC and her TWOW sample chapter.

>>83286368
She's become more world-weary and less naive, but she's just as stupid as always. She knows there are people out there trying to manipulate and use her, but she's constitutionally incapable of identifying and defying them.

>>83286368
I think it's because in ACOK and ASOS she only really had herself to rely on until LF brought her to the Vale so now with someone who doesn't seem to be working against her well being she's been letting him lead things.

>>83286413
She very empathetic, cautious, and even successfully manipulative in ACOK and ASOS. But all that went out of the window as soon as she was out of apparent danger. She's not a very well written character. Still, I don't think she'd pull the shit she pulled in AGOT ever again. So that's something.

>>83275855
too chubby

>>83286368
That's because she likes to get complacent, hide inside her mind and play ignorant so she can be happy.

She first wants to get away from Littlefinger's kisses, then they're a team, she wants to crush their enemies like they're ants, tell him everything, wants him to show her affection and goes along with his plans.

She lies to incriminate Marillion so much that the truth is now just a bad dream.

She misremembers Hound as kissing her so she doesn't have to handle the fact he was this close to raping her and can have some semblance of a good memory like it's a song.

And romanticized Dontos as a savior and Florian who'd whisk her away.

And I have no time for that shit

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We've found our guy. He's Rhaegar Targaryen.

What will the next thread be about I wonder

>>83286592
Looks appropriately faggy.

>>83286609
Starting a deep and intellectual discussion into the lesser known parts of GoT, such as biblical or philosophical references, and extending those analogies not only to get a deeper meaning out of the plot but to also predict where the plot is going to go

>>83286609
Continuing the complain that Sansa isn't a mind trick queen.
Failing to see the fun in the incompetent.

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Kek

>>83286911
>911

Great secret

Reminder that Benjen abandoned his crippled nephew without a horse so he could go die for his favorite nephew.

>>83286954
Wildfire can't melt Valyrian steel beams

>>83276342
>wrong opinions 101
k y s she was a great actor

>>83286592
He actually looks like he could be Viserys's brother

>>83286911
arya and sansa will lose their innocence completely and grow up another level when they execute littlefinger. the mockibird is the symbol of innocence because all it does is sing songs. ironic.

but it'll be like when summer ( direwolf ) dies and summer comes to an end. it was somewhat symbolic.

>>83287185
fucking hell, summer died
you didn't have to remind me anon

>>83287214
he went out pretty bad. that yelp..

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>>83287214

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So arya will be sandra's bitch

>>83287329
Added to the list of based cast members

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>>83287329

New thread

>>83287505
>>83287505
>>83287505

>>83287520
>early thread

When will you fags fuck off?

>>83287329
Best is when davos is like "wait you can't say that" and bran goes "oh yeah... it was narrative purposely only... wink wink"

>>83287628
It was for narrative purposes only*

>>83277335
anally assault

>>83277528
wrong opinion, she's very feminine

if you won't think she's hot or attractive, you're probably gay
>LOL IF U DUN LIKE MY OPINION UR GAY OK FAGGOT
there are plenty of celebrities i don't particularly like or personally find attractive, but i can appreciate why others might

if you cannot with emilia clarke, you have bad taste or are most likely more of a fag than you want to admit

although in all fairness she's not particularly attractive in that ugly ass blonde wig

>>83278124
>macy gray is more attractive than emilia clarke
get real nigger lover

irri looked like a spanish mom, doreah was hot

>>83278241
>another wrong opinion
wow

>>83278291
who's the brown girl?

>>83281539
p good, would be better if you weren't whispering so mom didn't hear you being racist

>>83282018
>or, why we theoretically can't just default on our national debt

>>83283039
>the butthurt guy from the other thread mad about sansa being a major player post-endgame

>>83283566
nobody, she will die SAVING WESTEROS or post that in the reconquest of king's landing or she will be queen

no character will kill her
>NO MAN CAN KILL ME!

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>>83287366
fuck is wrong with her head

>>83284123
>blue shirt under black jacket

>>83284796
this t b h

>>83285433
yes

>>83285385
i bet he's cringey as fuck to be around

>>83287235
rip doggo, u were ripped 2 shreds

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