The Rock commiting career suicide

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>>83274994

Im sure joking about satan and child molesting on SNL doesnt help his career

>>83274994
>everyone’s saying it is
critics are deluded

>>83274994
>career suicide
'no'

He's just asspained because he thought he could do no wrong. His movies have always been trash, I'm surprised it's taken this long for them to get shit on.

Will this hurt his presidential bid?

>>83274994
Those wristbands look operator af
W2c?

>do fast and furious movies
>mediocre to acceptable reviews
>not a peep

>do central intelligence
>lukewarm reviews
>not a peep

>do pain and gain
>lukewarm reviews
>not a peep

>do tons of mediocre movies
>lukewarm reviews
>not a peep

>do baywatch
>absolute garbage reviews
>literally the same people that gave you a pass on tons of mediocre stuff by calling it "not bad or anything" are calling this a pile of shit
>must just be some magical coincidence
>must just be they're out of touch

fucking lel

Then again, /tv/ has the same fucking attitude regarding their shit taste in film.

Fan here: I loved Baywatch. The whole audience cheered. Gonna watch it at least 2 more times and recommend all of you to do the same.
Dwayne rocks.

Baywatch was great though. Tons of laughs and highly entertaining. Can't wait to see it again.

Who asked for a Baywatch movie anyway?

>>83274994
He's getting all Joss Whedon on people?

Why do people use twitter, honestly? It just makes people look bad.

>>83274994

I've seen this flick and I honestly laughed my ass off throughout. It's not a great movie but it's certainly not the turd people are claiming it is, it flopped because you just can't make a baywatch movie in CURRENT YEAR.

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/868625587124011009

He actually replied to the guy from Screenjunkies defending the poor opening. Does this surprise anybody else? Why would he ever care this much? Like the other anon said, it's not like his movies were ever home runs with the critics.

>/tv/ kept insisting it was going to great right up until the release date despite all the evidence against it
>now it's all about shitting on the Rock and the movie

Contrarian to the very end.

>>83274994
The Rock's one of those guys like Arnie that believes working hard, giving your all, staying positive and staying motivated will give you success and great things. And he's not wrong, but people like that have trouble dealing with being told something they've worked on is pile of shit when they're at the peak of their game.

>>83275215
LOL nobody thought it was going to be great

>>83275215
>/tv/ kept insisting it was going to great
I don't remember seeing one Baywatch thread on here until The Dwayne started sperging out.

>>83274994
SO, every day the world gets more retarded and today they decided to forget that taste is subjective. The rock can like baywatch and others cannot and it does not mean one person is righter than than another.

>>83275255
Whatever you're paid it's too little.

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>>83274994

>People peeing themselves from laughing has been reported in theaters across the country.
>It's better than the alternative. #Baywatch https://twitter.com/mollie_jo/status/867853878313836546 …
The cringe...the cringe

>>83275089
He is trying to copy Trump.

>>83274994
whats his endgame?

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I don't want to derail this into a politics thread but I legitimately think The Rock thinks he can get his way by being a loudmouth like Trump and calling people out.

Except you know Trumpposting is the funniest shitposting of all time, and Rockposting is still too nice. Rockposting is like the diet version.

>>83275294
What's the alternative? Shitting themselves out of boredom?

>>83274994
>what's his fucking problem?

He thought guys would want to watch bimbos running on the beach with their tits pushed out. Apparently the Rock thinks everyone is queer now

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>>83275311

>>83275275
oh, that's an insult and not a compliment. | am sorry you consider basic facts as shillery. fag faggot faggery go get your dick sucked by a man

>>83275422
It's a compliment you insecure cuck.

>Republican
>complete f*cking idiot that can't accept reality

So what else is new?

>>83275441
fine whatever go get your dick sucked by a girl then if you are capable

good luck

>>83275137
Good goy.

>>83275455
Is the Rock republican? He seems like the liberal type.

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What did he mean by this?

>>83275553
He's always stayed apolitical like most Wrestlers do.

I was always pretty sure he was too much of a meathead to ever care about politics in a grander scale.

>>83275076
Criticising a Dwayne Johnson movie for being bad is like criticisng Nirvana because their singer was hard to understand, or criticising South Park because the animation is crappy

>>83275611
>I, anonymous of 4chan, do decree that people who have earned millions of dollars and cultivated a popular public persona are all dumber than I

>the rock is going back to being a heel

i feel like the movie accomplished what it set out to do, be a decent, comedy that does not take it self seriously.

>>83274994
>Trumpian
I'm so sick of politics being dragged into literally everything. Fuck off with this.

>>83275611
>too much of a meathead to ever care about politics
Dumb people are usually more interested in politics than smart people are.

>>83275605
>>83275311
>>83275187
There should be a PR person in charge of their Twitter to protect them from themselves.

>the media didn't like a movie with attractive, half-naked women in it
consider me shocked
i never cared for baywatch and probably won't watch this but i know for a fact it's wouldn't be as bad as they make it out to be

>>83274994
Does he act like this when every movie critically bombs or is this a first?

And if this is a first, why is he taking it so hard?

>>83275732
>>83275455
lol so mad hilary lost

He produced the movie. That's why.

>>83274994

All rock movies have being terrible.

>>83275695
He's not that smart if he's bringing BAD PUBLICITY TO HIS MOVIE.

I'm not a millionaire but I can tell you that it's a losing fight to argue with critics.

>>83275804
I'm a fellow 'pede actually (MAGA brother!)

It's just that I'd like to spend some of my free time not thinking about politics.

>>83275804
>little baby Trumpkin mad that more people voted for Hillary than the orange retard

laughing so hard at this complete idiocy

lol

>>83275221
the thing is The Rock seems to only care about working hard. he doesn't care about the quality of the project and isn't amazing at picking projects like prime Arnie. The Rock is one of the biggest stars currently, he could get great directors to work with him but he doesn't give a fuck. His only good movies are Pain & Gain and The Rundown, the two movies where he worked with great directors who knew how to use him.

>>83275895
>laughing so hard
>lol
are you even old enough to be here?

>>83275622

Yeah, but South Park knows where it stands in terms of animation quality (though I'd argue it's actually okay). Dwayne Johnson doesn't seem to get it. In other words, it's forgivable if someone is aware of what's wrong with what they do, but when they're deluded then there's problems.

Also, it could be a publicity stunt. He's essentially a giant whore.

>>83275895
i like your double line spacing, fellow redditor

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>>83275895
Holy shit still this butthurt

>>83275926
lmao

the donald much?

hahahahahaha

>>83275923
>The Rock is one of the biggest stars currently

I feel like this was maybe 5 to 10 years ago. He's verging on sticking to cameos and generally being phased out.

I mean, who really goes to see a movie because Dwayne Johnson is in it?

>>83276002
China

The Rock could've been a proper action hero for a new generation but he chose to do nothing but kids movies after The Rundown. He's already past his prime and will soon start doing the old man roles. At least Statham has been solidly pumping out R-rated action movies because he knows his audience. He didn't stop to make a decade of shitty kids movies.

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>>83275868
>I'm a fellow 'pede actually (MAGA brother!)

>>83276040

I don't have a reply to this but I want you to know that you've opened my eyes to what Chinese people enjoy out of the states.

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>>83275868
ugh I hate that some people are actually like this

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>>83275895

>>83275868
epic, shadily fellow brother. how about all those based black men and jews

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>>83275895
Ok crybaby

>>83275187
>Why do people use twitter, honestly? It just makes people look bad.
To spread their useless opinions and interests. They dont care how they look; they dont think about it because they're not insecure like you or me.

He's pulling a Trump.

>>83276171
I didn't get it. What was the joke? What is pede?

>>83275304
heart attack

>>83275311
>little boy
END HEIGHT SHAMING

HANG THE FAT LANKLET ALREADY

>>83276751
t. dyel manlet

>>83275119
>passion project
>make a dumb comedy flick

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>>83276780
SHUT UP

JUST SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LANKLET

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>>83274994

>Democratic Presidential bid rumours
>movie tanks
>starts getting vilified in press

that butthurt lefty globalist party is just fucking toxic and ruins everything it touches in its utter desperation......

>>83276614
Something reddit obviously

>>83275076
he played as a tooth fairy and other bullshit. Why does he want to die for Baywatch?

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>>83276868
>take out their knees

>>83275168
Baywatch is something more for TV. Not a movie.

The Rock and Zac Efron made a tranny joke and the critics are butthurt. Not that hard to connect.

>>83275137
Hows it going Dwayne

>>83277728
good, trannies are a fucking joke. time to stop treating them like real people.

>>83275215
lmao everyone has been shitting on this movie here

>>83275294
Do americans really consider urinating on themselfs a possitive thing?

>>83276614
pede is short for centipede. Centipede is a meme term that r/thedonlad users call each other, It stems from a youtube video called "You Cant Stump the Trump"

such as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj7lZ-tAYXg

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Guys, it's clear what is happening..
She got to him.. She sunk those fangs into him and made him delirious.. It's the semen demon all over again
We can only hope and wish that Dwayne recovers from the succubus's spell.
#DontBlameDwayne

>>83278211
but he's a faggot, shouldn't he have immunity to that shit?

>THE FANS

>>83274994
how many times are you going to make this thread?

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>>83274994
He replied to this guy...

>>83277728
>The Rock and Zac Efron made a tranny joke and the critics are butthurt. Not that hard to connect.
Yep, all the negative reviews are whining about homophobia, sexism and transphobia. Pretty clear to see what's happening here.

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>>83274994
>tfw Trump will be referenced in everything even long after his presidency

>>83278391
It's a fake account from Rocko himself

>>83278459
>if the president was a nigger demonrat everyone would be praising his direct approach to the people and his use of social media to further connect with the lives of americans
when his second term nears its end i hope he turns into a transgendered and retroactively becomes the first female president ever

>>83277104
But the rock is a republicunt

>>83278523
More like RepublicAn'ts regarding Shlumpfcare am I right?

Johnson is not doing anything more controversial than the type of damage control that was rolled out with the release of Ghostbusters 2016.

>>83278391
>joined may 2017

really makes you think

>>83278788
how did that work out last time?

He wasn't just an actor in the movie, he financed it.

His own money is on the line... You wouldn't shill for your own business venture?

>>83275119
Isn't he in the Jumangi reboot too also the guy from his other movie kevin hart and jack black fuck and the cutie what's her name! ;(

>>83279152
>and the cutie what's her name!
Karen gillan

the rock more like the cocksucker hehehe

>>83279325
damn good she got that Guardians role

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>>83278391
>>83278930
>>83279105

You could say he hit Rock Bottom!

>>83279565
Fans across the country havin' a BLAST & LOVING #Batwatch. Veryyy happy audience, critics know nothing.
(B+ CinemaScore :D :D :D :D)

>>83274994
he is with DC now so he better gets used to bad scores and starring in shitty movies

>>83274994
Critics are so fucking stupid. Baywatch is good, only haters and people who haven't seen it are talking shit. True fans are going crazy over Baywatch.

>>83278391
>lol, lol i (loli)

what did he mean by this

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I kinda want to see it now just because I feel bad for Rocky

Or is that what [[[they]]] want me to do??

>>83278460
Nothing gets passed you

>>83275119
I thought Pain & Gain was pretty gud imo. I can see why it'd get mediocre reviews though. It was more of a surprisingly good movie than anything else

>>83279656
>haters
>True fans
I doubt you were even born when baywatch was on, you most likely suck cock too.

how many titties do you get to see in the movie? I might redbox it just for a fap

>>83274994
>The Rock commiting career suicide
Is that even possible at this point? I feel like he's set for life as a superstar, only news of him having CP or some weird shit like that would ruin him. And that's not gonna happen, he's a genuinely good guy

>>83279686
>hamplanet wearing a skirt at the gym

America

>>83276365
BBC

>>83279766
Fuck off loser. Come back after actually watching Baywatch.

>>83279804
Brendan Fraser was once the big guy in Hollywood, too.

>>83279892
I did over 20 years ago, every sunday night. silly youngfag

>>83279929
he wasn't anywhere near this big (guy) though

>>83279990
We're talking about Baywatch 2017 you illiterate hater.

Why do I shiver when I pee?

>>83280032
for you

>>83279929
thats not true at all, his biggest hit was the mummy and that wasn't even one of the top 5 films that year.

>>83280144
the paid anti-Brendan shills are out today

Fraser was the biggest name in Hollywood for years. Stop it with the revisionist propaganda. Its unfair.

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>>83275037
he did?

>>83280144
Hello Benny

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This whole affair is really upsetting to me

Rocky has always been my fucking idol. I always thought he was cool. I have defended every single one of his movies. I went to see Central Intelligence at least 8 times. I have had physically altercations with my own father over him (my dad said that the trailer for Central Intelligence wasn't funny, so I punched him in the throat. He beat the fuck out of me for that and snapped all of my Walking Tall DVD copies in half including one signed by Johnny Knoxville).

I thought Rocky was better than this. He is acting like a child, not the mature adult we know he is. I am really annoyed with him. I am sure Baywatch is a great movie, I am going to see it tonight. I have even bought sand to put into my theatre boots to create immersion. The Rock has a great body as well which will help the movie. A really great body. In fact this movie will makre at least 400 million based on his body alone. Still it is annoying to see him like this.

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>>83281011
He's just having FUN on twitter. Getting a little heated over unfair critic is natural. He stays respectfull and positive. Just go watch the movie and enjoy yourself. Don't get caught up in the controversy

>>83281011
have a (you) for that

>>83281011
is this a redit post

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>>83275868
this is you

So is it true this movie is more sausage than veal? That's dumb.

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>>83275761
Even that can backfire though

>>83281817
He knows how he looks

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>>83275868
>I'm a fellow 'pede actually (MAGA brother!)

>>83275553

He has large muscles which are a symptom of #toxicmasculinity so he must be a right wing literally Hitler

>>83280064

A version of you in a parallel dimension is sitting down to shit at the same time and your dick passed into the area where their mouth is.

>>83274994
Don't worry guys, I CAN confirm @therock that peeing in the audience DOES happen! #bringaswimsuit #dontneedone #ilikepee #peeinmymouth

This is the R-Rated comedy of the SUMMER.

>>83283081
Maybe the critics weren't ready for all that raunchy R-rated fun ;) The FANS are loving it!

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>>83274994
>oy vey why aren't you taking "professional" criticism as submissively as all the other cucks
The audience did like the film. He's right.

>>83283198
>The audience did like the film. He's right.

Rating: 5.5/10 - 3,008 votes
"no"

>>83283081
Aha thanks my brother! LOVE hearing those #peestories

Keep CRUSHING it! #Baywatch

>>83283226
Yeah the critics just dont seem to connect. But the FANS are loving it and getting great responses in the theater, A lot of clapping and laughing. I saw a high 5 haha! Been waiting a long time to see this flick. Great summer comedy. Maybe better than the Tv show! Some are saying!

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>>83274994
guess he'll fit right in the DCEWW

>>83283414
Lots of clapping and laughing here too. But only at the appropriate times. Lots of FUN. Audience loved it.

>>83283496
Many such cases!

>>83274994
#Baywatch is the COMEDY of the year, all the #FANS were laughing, #culturaldisconnect with critics.

#oscars #funny #peeinboots #notmypee

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>mfw criticucks get BTFO

>>83283479
Didn't Chris Evans directorial debut massively flop? Yikes, before that happened he said he wanted to leave acting and become a director didn't he? Poor baby. Is he still triggered about a man punching an androgynous commiel that was holding a glass bottle as a weapon?

He's probably the dumbest actor working right now. He's also ugly as fuck, did he really think he could be the next Arnold while being bald? Lol no. Sorry Rocko, nobody thinks your movies are good, nobody ever did, nobody even remembers your piece of shit movies two weeks after they're released.
>mfw this campy queer thought he was the people's champ
It was about time you woke up

>>83281011
>Rocky has always been my fucking idol. I always thought he was cool. I have defended every single one of his movies.

Most people agree that the Rocky movies are all at least decent, except Rocky 5. You couldn't have had to do that much defending.

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Grace that big YouTuber critic was saying that he will get his future movies panned over "attacking" movie critics. 4chan for some weird reason can't wrap their heads around critics being candy-ass jabronis. I think a lot of these "critics" post on this board. If you're a limpwristed movie "critic" you need to shut your mouth and know your role. You get paid to shill and shitpost. Why are you so smug? Turn your keyboard sideways and shove it up your ass.

>>83284106
Fuck off Vin

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Now he's paid off a professional sports team to shill for him.

>>83284196
Fuck. It's been fucking years. Y'all niggas just lost the game

>>83284221
Why does he write like a half retarded teenager

>>83275203

Scott Mantz works for Access Hollywood too

THE ROCK SAYS, THE ROCK THE ROCK

Yet again the shill looks directly to Yahoo instead of using archive.org. Yet AGAIN nobody says anything about it done setting a new standard would make their own shilling more difficult.

>>83283993

You sound pretty triggered

>>83275751
You mean people who think they are smart, like smug dipshit college students, don't care about politics because they fail to understand the importance of them.

>>83284249

140 character limit.

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>>83275203
I fucking hate Screen Junkies

he, like the vast majority of actors, is under contract to do everything possible to advertise any movie hes in positively. If he is either silent or openly dismissive/derisive towards the movie, the studio can sue him for breach of contract.

Shits standard.

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>>83274994
>"WAAAH I'M A LITTLE PEENYMALE NU-BETA WHOS' THREATENED BY BIG BULL MUSCLES AND MY PENCIL DICCC PEENY HAS SKIM MILK CUMMIES, TEEHEE, TEEHEE, WHY DO WOMEN WANT THE ROCK AND NOT MY LIL CUCCPEEN XD XD XD"

>>83284505
>like smug dipshit college students

smug dropout detected

>>83284249
Because twitter is designed to make everyone seem like a retarded teenager.

>>83275203
>>83284549
>SJ shits on the guy who plays IF for saying "its a show for fans" when critics shit on IF
>SJ defends the rock when he says the exact same thing
Liberals really are the worst, at least conservatives are consistently racist.

>>83282588
And people try to tell me fucking Italians are white...

Look at those ugly subhumans.

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>>83284645

>I have a penis and it wants to say hello to a vagina

This is ChrisChan levels of autism. Wow.

>>83284196
No trust me, we get it: whenever the same faggot post the same thread every day on the money, it's usually some butthurt critic or clickbait intern trying desperately to drum shit up. It's just fun to fuck around in these threads.

>>83279105
Yikes. He picked a bad hill to die on.

>>83275895
>more people voted for Hillary

illegals and the dead dont count as actual votes. oldest dem trick in the book.

with all her graft and pull and the loaded deck, Hillary STILL couldn't beat Trump lmfao how fucking pathetic is that? Spend your whole life groomed as some Machiavellian master strategist, shrewd, cold, calculating politician with the end game of building a political dynasty to dwarf the Kennedys and you get fucking rail roaded and lose to a fucking Orange reality TV star.

what a fucking pathetic candidate

>>83275119
Yeah this. Maybe he has percentage points in the movie? Like he has a vested interest in seeing it make a profit?

I hope so otherwise he's lost it.

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>>83284645
Criticucks can't handle this

>>83284894
>pro-Vlumpf voting fraud proven
>no u
inb4 le Hillary meme. I voted Stein but still what a retarded fight to pick as a Glumpf supporter

>>83274994
Hes mad that Batista is now making KINO on a daily basis in Hollywood and he isnt the only pro-wrestling god on the big screen

Keep hating #Haters everyone here LOVIN & APPRECIATIN' #Baywatch

This R-Rated COMEDY is KILLIN' it

#mysummermovie #peestorys #ilikepee

>>83275108
Sex Shop (gay section)

>>83285064
Why is he so ugly?

>>83283993

>Is he still triggered about a man punching an androgynous commiel that was holding a glass bottle as a weapon?

Bottles are dangerous

https://youtu.be/IMITzipEmNE?t=1m

>>83285107
What are you talking about?

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>>83284645
the alt right speaks

>>83278459
Nah,they'd get over him like George Bush

>>83285064
That's why threads like this keep popping up. Some cuckritic named Maxwell Golbergenstein or whatever saw that tweet and sat there shaking like "I'll get him, I'LL FUCKING GET HIM1!!!!!" And waited "patiently" (probably beat his gf and molested some kids while waiting) for Baywatch to drop, so that he could start his pithy little spin about the "failure" of the Rock.

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>>83285107
Whatever you say, "Adonis"

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>>83275137
>The whole audience cheered

>>83284989
>I voted Stein
>anything but a complete moron
>le Dronald Dumpf xD

Where is the proof? There is literally none. MSM sourcing itself for the story. DNC cooked up the whole Russian angle around this time last year and ramped it up once her impending doom was imminent.

>>83274994
He's the most successful wrestler of all time and everything up to this point has been gold for him. I don't understand why he's bummed about one bomb. Shit happens

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We all know why it got bad reviews.

Make ONE tranny joke and the reviewers will fuck you.

>>83275089

It will help.

the only reason I can think of to watch this, let alone pay for it, would be daddarios tits which aren't even shown in the movie

>>83285189
His face is unbearably ugly and it offends me that such a disgusting creature thinks it's good looking

>>83286697
is this really his first bomb?

>>83287037
Right on the money.

>>83287186
>daddario will never get her tits out again now that she is in the main stream

at least put her in better movies with stronger roles, i dont want to see her wasted on generic shit like this and San Andreas

>>83287037
But that doesn't automatically make it good.

>>83274994
The media is out of touch though. He is right.

>>83287260
are you gay or female?

>>83284591
This. That's why Efron and Daddario are doing the same thing right now.

>career suicide
>has 10+ upcoming movies lined up

kek

CAN YOU SNLMERERRR

>>83287441
>The media
You can trace it back further to the actual movie producers and their hollywood bookkeeping.

>>83275119
>central intelligence
Sweet Jesus this movie is so fucking bad.

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>>83275119
>signs up for crappy movies
>upset that the movies/his acting sucks
>still getting $20MM per flick

Wew entitled much?

>>83275137
did everyone *turn their brains off* as well?

>>83290163

Well he's a producer so he had to spend money to make money so if this don't make money RUH ROHHHHHHHHH

>plans on running against Trump
>getting a head start on being combative with everyone on the slightest point

A bold move. It will either break him or turn him into a contender.

>>83281011
>I have even bought sand to put into my theatre boots to create immersion.
fuckin kek'd lad

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>>83290292
he he he he invested his OWN money on Baywatch?

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>>83277693
>>83277693
Uh pls dont post my wife

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>>83275868
>I'm a fellow 'pede actually (MAGA brother!)

>>83274994
It's very easy to see that the critics are disconnected from the audience in almost all aspects. Small indie movies that match viewers and critics is because they are the same group of people

>everything is trump now
W E W
E
W

Movie was trash. I can usually stand these kind of dumb comedies, but this was just something else. Ended up walking out about half way through and sat in the car so something good would come out of the evening.

>>83291722
>Ended up walking out about half way through and sat in the car so something good would come out of the evening.

How is that 'good'?

>>83274994
That island nigger needed a reality check badly. All his little fanboys should stop damage-controlling for him.

>>83291767
Got to chill and listen to some Daft Punk for an hour with the rest of my popcorn and Pibb Xtra

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>>83275162

Movie was a 6/10. nothing special but I had a few laughs

I'd imagine most critics are mad that we are CELEBRATiNG MASCULINE STEROTYPES in CURRENT YEAR and also DISGUSTING, A STRAIGHT MAN NOT WANTING TO TOUCH A COCK, AND A VERY PROBLEMATIC TRANNY JOKE even though they is a long scene with a cock and balls in full view

>>83291946

Ah that's better

>>83278282
This, the rock is a well known faggot just like everyone knew kstew and that butch dyke from Juno were lesbians

He's an insecure closeted faggot, so he overcompensates a lot. Every once in a while, this happens.

>>83284106
The Rock is basically Arnold minus good scripts and intelligence

>>83292358
I like to think so

>>83275895
>taco shit stain illegal ayy lmaos
>people

>>83285213
>pithy little spin

Sounds like he pithed his beach wear watching comedy of the year Baywatch! Woohoo!