What's this fighting stance called?

>>83272322
Stupid

fuck-am-i-doing

fucking blades are not even sharp

bad poosy

>>83272322
pusy cramp

the pulsating rhythmical remedy

RAWR XDDD333333 Stabby stabby L3 bAd pOOSSaayy

>>83272322
Wretched feline.

>>83272322
more like what the fuck is that dagger design

it looks like something for a kids halloween costume

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>>83272322

Leaping Shark

>>83272322
Nothing wrong with the stance, great for lunging into a parry

>>83272322
>that plastic prop daggers
disgusting.

>>83272322
it's called "I wish they paid me more for showing my tits on camera"

>>83272322
Look we girls can fight too!

The Mary Sue? WHy is she dressed up as Rey?

>>83272322
>Knives that look like they were bought from the Halloween aisle of walmart
>Wearing eyeshadow and makeup to battle
>Fighting in a high heat climate in a Leather Vest with no padding or undershirt, enjoy the chaffing
>All those pointless straps and buckles
>Movement restricting leather battle skirt
>Pointless wristbands
>50 IQ goblin fighting stance
Does this picture perfectly sum up women in combat?

>>83277139
I wouldn't be able to fight back because of my massive erection!!

>>83277139
It's more like how men who's never seen women in combat believe how women in combat look like

Plastic-is-too-heavy stance from the noice title school of advanced camwhoring

>>83272322
woman

>misogynists hate the sand snakes because they're afraid of strong women

Pathetic.

Truly pathetic.

>>83272322
The cunt.

The Lesbian Two Step

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>>83277250
I would disagree since you sound a little rustled, but this is D&D we are talking about, so you are probably right.

>>83272322
The Bad Poosi-tion

>>83272322
The strong empowered feminist fan service stance.

>>83277250
>never seen women in combat
I wonder why that might be? Perhaps they are inferior in battle.

>>83272322
>the toy daggers
>all those belts
>that stance
hilarious. i can't believe you dumb fucking redditors still watch this garbage. it's comically bad in every aspect including the writing

>>83272322
the bat pusi

>those plastic daggers doe
why?

>>83277904
ESPECIALLY the writing m8

>>83278051
What do you mean, friend? The highly nuanced and subtle writing of GoT doesn't fire up the ol neurons? bet you didn't even realize that Dany has not one, not two, but THREE eunuchs advising her now.

>>83278163
Holy shit, you are right. I feel so dumb now. And I love GoT again!

>>83272322

What purpose does the right hand dagger serve in this position?

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>>83278222
The purpose of the right hand blade is to anchor yourself to the opponent after you have been cut in half so your torso doesn't fall to the ground and you can continue to slash and stab with the left.

Gotta use your noodle, lad.

>>83277250
Pretty much.
In reality, they would be pretty much indistinguishable from male fighters.
Here's proof >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_uAXxH5hJ4

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>>83272322
Wot didn't she have massive tits? How'd they hide them.

>>83278745
Except the male fighter would be bigger, stronger, faster, have longer reach, a higher tolerance for pain, higher levels of aggression, better aim and striking due to better spatial awareness and so on. Women don't compare to men in terms of physical prowess.
>>83278797
She got a reduction for the show

>>83274359
Underrated

>>83272322
The Dorne Arc Got Budget Cuts Stance

DUBLEL DAGGERS

>>83278816
Women have higher pain tolerance. Don't let the roasties who say ouchie to every boo boo fool you. They're just attention seeking whores.

>>83278816
Pretty much this, Basically the only fighting role a woman might be better at is assassination since people would automatically trust and underestimate a woman more.

>>83278994
No they don't.

>>83278994
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=97662&page=1

>>83272322
vibora tetas

>>83279011
nobody trusts women, not even women.

>>83279169
Fair point.

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>>83274359

>>83272322
Nice props
what a terible terrible show

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>>83272557
>>83272536

>>83272322
The "Some autistic shitposter with absolutely zero creativity, will use this as material to farm (you)s for years" pose

>>83274359
kek'd

>>83272959
Based

>>83272322
Holy fuck those props are so bad, look at how thick those dull blades are jesus fucking christ HEMA stroke

Post her tits webm

>>83272322
Stabbity-stabbity

>>83278579
Thus guy here knows. The Torso Threat has been a well established stance for centuries.

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>humongous budget tv series
>her weapons looks faker than any weapon used in the Xena series

Why is this even allowed?

>>83277342
Truly truly truly pathetic.

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>>83272322
>have gorillions in budget
>look worse than a mid-90s action comedy

what did they mean by this?

>>83283978
10/10 would breed

>>83282586
wtf xena was a samurai?

>>83283598
kill yourself

>>83272322
so according to the leaks , this bitch gets killed by euron. how likely are the chances that she gets the salty dick before that happens

>>83284144
>lucy lawless
>lawless
>adjective
>not governed by or obedient to laws

>>83284187
dude, spoilers

>>83284227
??

so she was a ronin?

>>83282586
>WHEN'S SMOGGO CUNT

>>83284187
My sources say she dies of bad pussy.

She probably should have seen a maester about that.

>>83284271
Who even cares at this point? What a shitshow it has become

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What's this stance called?

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I'll try spinning! That's a good trick

>>83272322
Stupid

the i'm gonna get raped stance

>>83284971
Is there any real life close combat situation where a roll is useful?

>>83284144
Final season arc took place in Japan(I think).

>>83274359
Bravo

>>83284964
the birthday snatcher

>>83274359

>>83285077
Yeah, when you're fighting a man with a rare psychological condition that makes him burst into treats when he sees someone rolling on the floor like a retard.

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What do you call this fighting style?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RpTNH1hbbF0

>>83285019

The worst part isn't lower quality recruits due to lower standards, it's that females would destroy group cohesion because every male marine would be focused on helping her. Losing a female in the line of duty is as bad as failing the mission to most people and that's wrong. The mission is always the most important; all soldiers are expendable.

Threadly reminder
> During the 1998 Australian Open, sisters Serena and Venus Williams boasted that they could beat any man ranked outside the world's top 200. The challenge was accepted by Karsten Braasch, a German player ranked No 203 (his highest ranking was No 38). Before the matches, Braasch played a round of golf in the morning, drank a couple of beers, smoked a few cigarettes, and then played the Williams sisters for a set each, one after the other. He defeated Serena, 6-1, and Venus, 6-2. Serena said afterwards "I didn't know it would be that hard. I hit shots that would have been winners on the women's tour and he got to them easily."

>>83284971
>we see the guy with the spear expertly take out everyone else
>old ass jorah slowly somersaults towards him and the guy charges him with his weapon high in the air
Really makes you miss the Ned v Jaime fight

>>83284971
this is so fucking retarded

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what is this called?

>>83285243
MY BODY'S READY
MY HEART'S ON FIRE

>>83285922

kino

>>83285922
>Ingenuity

>>83285922
Dirty knifears geting whats coming to them.

>>83277840
Underrated post

>>83285922
that's maybe the only thing I liked from that ugly overcgi scene

>>83272322
gimpy

>>83285285
Sauce?

Snek-fu

>>83281066
Hi William

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKJ5yJItuI

>>83278816
>stronger, faster
true. but this doesnt force them into doing retarded things. just make them weaker and slower.

>>83285922

superior dwarven engineering

>>83272322
Wait, is her shirt made out of belts?

>>83287127
>less intelligent

>>83287473
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judit_Polg%C3%A1r
>Polgár is the only woman to have won a game against a reigning world number one player, and has defeated eleven current or former world champions in either rapid or classical chess: Magnus Carlsen, Anatoly Karpov, Garry Kasparov, Vladimir Kramnik, Boris Spassky, Vasily Smyslov, Veselin Topalov, Viswanathan Anand, Ruslan Ponomariov, Alexander Khalifman, and Rustam Kasimdzhanov.

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>>83278816
literal cripples can beat women

>>83287724
if I ever lose a leg I want the fake one to look like that, no electronic bullshit

>>83272322
Female Genital Mutilation.

Lads I want to suck a tit like hers before I die.

>>83287724
Fucking lel

>>83284971
>spear vs sword
Shouldn't spear just win by default every time??

>>83285147
into treats? im hungry now

>>83285077
yeah, to soften the fall when you're thrown or lose your footing otherwise

>>83272322
the jabbey-stabbey
it's british and very popular under London youths

>>83288970
legionaries fucked over greek hoplites, the romans had shields though

>>83278994
maybe when giving birth, but not in combat

>>83272322
>women not in kitchen

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>>83272322
This chick is so fucking hot

>>83287724
that guy just did 1 hand pullup, hes strong as fuck, literally like zero women can 1hand pullup. and like 1% of men can do it as well.
Its obviously that those skinny whores can do a normal 2hand pullup all they ever done is simple running.

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The "DELET THIS" stance.

>>83282586
i loved wathcing Xena she was dumb as fuck and very flawed and thats why it worked, it was before all that sjw/feminist shit. Really hate these modern women strong fighters with no flaws, able to push men 3 times there size.

>>83285077

a backwards roll might be useful if you're pushed or trip and fall

a forward roll, probably never

>>83289875

also, not have an arm and leg will make you lighter

>>83277250
>men who's never seen women in combat
Has anyone?

>>83286636
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Sexes_(tennis)#1998:_Karsten_Braasch_vs._the_Williams_sisters

> Braasch was described by one journalist as "a man whose training regime centered around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager".

>>83285285
One of my all time favorites, kek.

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>>83290629
>>83291107

The man himself

>>83274359
>Leaping Shark
i dont get it

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>>83277366
>no crayons

Try again anon

>>83285243
fu my earsssssss

>>83291550
It's a reference to the phrase "jumping the shark" whereby a show tries to recoup its decline in viewership by having something retarded happen.

The phrase itself refers to when Fonzie jumped a shark whilst water skiing on Happy Days.

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>>83290629

Could he beat the Williams sisters?

>>83291550
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark

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>>83282586
Imma go watch Xena instead of DnD Fanfic Crayon Hour

thx anon I alomst forgot that show existed

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>>83291550
I don't think there's that much to it. I laughed my ass off because:

>leaping
it does look like she's about ready to lunge at someone with those daggers

>shark
her daggers are slightly reminiscent of shark teeth (not really)? daggers are often called shanks, shark is one letter away from shank

It's succing and comparing her stance to an animal is kinda funny. Not sure if that's what was intended but that's what I got from it. Mildly funny pun, the kinda humor North Americans love for some reason

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>>83274359

>>83291934
>succing
meant succint* Also just read those posts above, I understand now. I wasn't familiar with the expression Jumping the shark

>>83277391
Underrated

>>83285077
when you fall its better to roll than to land on your front or back.

especially if getting you on the ground is a part of your opponent's combat strategy.

>>83291934
>when you unintentionally create something good and don't even realize it's good

>>83288970
if you mist your thrust you're fucking dun.

that said, spear fag should have taken a few steps back.


general rule of thumb with a spear is play keep away.

>>83272322
Is this a videogame render? been looking at this picture for 5 minutes now and it looks so much like from a videogame something from assasins creed but also like a real human what the fuck

>>83272322
The DELET THIS.

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>>83274359
kek

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>>83273344

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>>83292216
>brown and monotonous
>must be a video game

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

not your fault, but this speaks volumes about the current state of mainstream video game art

>>83272322
bad pussy

>>83272322
the double suicide

>>83291838
>>83291850
But the shark wasn't the one leaping.

>>83289757
that is honestly one of the hottest scenes in tv history
>her accent
>those tits
>teasing

hnnnnnnnngh

>>83293049
too bad it was so stupid

>>83292216
I know what you mean´, especially the leather looks very rubbery and render-y
But look at the daggers. They are literally plastic toys.

>>83285922
Did they explain the engineering behind that shit?

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>>83291446

kek, jimmy pop is screwing them on the beach at night

>>83293049
bad pusi

>>83287724
to be fair, he has considerably less to actually lift

>>83272322
BAD POOOSSSSY

>>83293641

using half of his arms, but didn't lose half his weight.

>>83285922
Jews

>>83272981
So then who's got the poison?

>>83272322
it's the "don't hit me pls i have perfect tits' stance

>>83287724
i'd give an arm and a leg to be able to do that

hehe xd

>>83272322
It's an ancient technique known as the "Fantasy was a mistake", or as the Mongolians call it, the Xukhan Denu

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>>83274200
underrated

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>>83274296
Wavy blades are a real thing. In Europe they were called Flame Blades, with the German Flamberge being the most well-known variant. Also the Indonesian Kris/Keris have wavy blades. The waves work somewhat, sorta kinda, like a saw as well as giving the blade a bit more of a cutting surface.

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>>83274359

>>83284964
The Bobby Lupo Loop

>>83285077
Not in combat, but it is faster than just running from place to place. Becomes kinda pointless though once you get your horse.

>>83294399
>Xukhan Denu

Why is the first result when I google this to a cuckold Tumblr page?

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>>83272322
if you just swung down and to the left on her with big ol broadsword you'd cut her qt ass in twine

>>83272322

This is just part of what made GoT shit post S2. They can't even afford combating training or decent choreography for characters explicitly described as combat capable in the books. The quality or armour and other set pieces also disappeared.

Whose bank account are they embezzling the funds into? The writers? Because that go worse as well.

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>>83278797
tits are fluid and easy to manipulate

they fill their container

Low budget

>>83272322
It really amazes me how you see the level of quality here.
Then you see the Battle of the Bastards

>>83272959
BASED PUSY POSTER

da bad posey

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>>83293509
Pic related.

>>83288970
Generally, but not by default.
A skilled swordsman can kill a shitty spearman, but a skilled swordsman is at a stark disadvantage against a skilled spearman.

>>83290629
>training regime centered around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager
My kind of Kraut.