What the fuck did Ridley Scott mean by this

>>83266898
*BRAAAAAAAAP*

literally a penis/balls with spider legs

take benis
take vagoo
take spider

put together and u have rape ayylmaos

>>83266898
he did his best to honor Gigers memory by shitting all over it

>>83266898
>you will never feed a facehugger your seed

>>83266940
Hahahahahhahahahahaha!!! So funny! Pure kino!

Is that in the flick?

>>83266898
This looks like a video game

>>83266898
>human baby skulls
Don't remember seeing any of those in the movie.

>>83266898
What is so funny about it?

>>83266970
>not recognizing a vagina

lmao i thought the virgin thing was a meme

literally WE WUZ FREUD AND SHEEET

>>83266898
I'd let it hug my face if you know what I mean...

>>83266898
look up Geiger

and his motivations for his art.

>>83266898
>Hmm, how do I spice up this monster movie...
>I know, I'll just get a swede who makes everything look like genitalia to design the monster

>>83267267
>not knowing a dick comes out of it and goes down victims' throats

poser

>>83266898
>David is an allegory for HR Giger

>>83267227

Since the first Alien there's a lot of vagina subliminar images

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>>83266898
>>83267267
>>83267389
>Not knowing the designs were pre-Alien by an artist known for erotic art

>>83267705
Except the artwork was before the movies were conceived, they used it as a base for the creature design and concept.

>>83267486
Spell his name right ffs

>>83267026
Not necessarily, I would have never known the great works of Giger had it not been for the movies. The fact that the biomechanical landscape and creature designs are still present in the franchises to this day are fantastic. Also I am happy he was credited second only to a dedication.


Fucking wow guys.

>>83268219
This poster has autism and actually thinks they're informing people in this thread on things that everyone already knows

Yikes dude

>>83266898
You will never have a vagina spider rape your face.

>>83267026
He hated giger ever since the first film when he didn't even fucking credit him for the designs and was later forced to. Ridley hacc wanted to have all the credit, and alien as a film would have been absolute shit without gigers designs. Have you seen the Ridley version of the alien they were going to use first?

>>83268219
>literally reads "ALIEN HR GEIGER 78"
>"it was made before the film"
Stop

>>83268420
link it

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>>83266898
At least we know what their fleshlights look like.

>>83268423
I think you quoted the wrong post.

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>>83268509
For some reason this looks like generic shit, glad they didn't go with that

>>83268585
Ah you're just too pleb to appreciate the true perfect organism. That graceful marriage of form and retardedness.

t. Ridley Scott

>>83268509
This has to stop, man. that Alien is based on cthulhu a creature created by HP Lovecraft and in turn a major influence on the story, Alien.

>>83268749
It sucks and is embarrassing

>>83266898
pusy can be a scary thing

>>83269937
Honestly, I kind of want to bury my face in this facehugger, consequences be damned.

>>83266898
>aliens has sexual undertones because of a pretentious faggot and his stupid drawings, better go overboard with the sexually imagery because that's what alien is about

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>>83268423
He was hired and designed that for the film asshole

>>83268461
>tfw i own 5 fleshlights

>>83271549
It has sexual undertones because it's literally about a lifeform that sticks a dick down your throat and impregnates you.

Dan O'Bannon made the movie work

>>83271620
because some pretentious faggot with creepy sexual fantasies made some stupid drawings about it. duh.

giger didn't make alien what it is. directing did.

>>83268219
Sorry oh mighty lord

>>83266898
Everytime I see this thing I am repulsed by females for a few days

>>83267267
all of giger's designs were inspired by dicks, not vaginas.
the fagehugger literally deepthroates you.

who's the retard now?

>>83268420
you are forgetting dan O'Bannon.

Ridley is such a fucking hack.

>>83268509
Brundlefly?

>>83268509

it looks like a mutated pepe

>>83271607
really ?
I owned once but quit using it because the prep was annoying
I was drunk one night at 3am and slipped it all the way down unto my neighboor's car wiper.
I wish I saw his reaction in the morning

>>83266898
>"Oh shit, Geiger died, who's going to design our monsters now?"
>Well, Giger's designs were just based on human genitals, how difficult could it be?"
>"I got you senpai"

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>>83271607
>not making your own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sjA1x8jB2U

This movie was so stupid.
>Shaw saves David
>David murders Shaw
>David considers humanity worthless and flawed, as well as the engineers and see the neomorphs as higher beings
>the neomorphs cannot be created without humanity
>David loves human music and poetry as well as other forms of human culture which he laments he cannot create
>David wants to destroy humanity

This movie fails completely.

>>83272217
They were inspired by sex in general. What's wrong with you?

>>83266898
there doesnt look like anything new about this it just looks spread out more because of the apparatus holding it up...

>>83272217
you. geigers are wasnt inspired by dicks, it was inspired by his own minds obsession with sexual depravity and violence. his artwork revolves around sex, death, aberrations and machines

what a goof

>>83272568

DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE SINCE DAVID IS CRAZY LOL

>>83267267
>He doesn't know that a stretched vagina literally looks like a penis

>>83267211
They're engineer babies anon.

>>83266898
if u eat pusy you'll get pregnant

>>83272568
He only sees the neo/xenomorphs as higher beings because he created them. This could be similar to parents thinking their own children are special.

>>83266898
That looks like the new Fleshlight

>>83266898
>vagina is a monster which sticks on your face and poisons you, makes disgusting hateful entity grow in you which at the end digests you
pottery

>>83266898
>What the fuck did Ridley Scott mean by this
women are parasites that eat you from the inside

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>>83268509
Ridley was ALWAYS a hack

At last I truly see

>>83266898
Never stick your dick in crazy.

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>mfw Ridley continues to piss all over his legacy with each new movie

Can't wait for Blade Borer 2

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>>83266970
Anon, facehuggers are literally vgainas

>>83271597
>dick for a tongue
I will never stop loving this shit.

>>83266898
Looks like a pussy

is there a Facehugger Fleshlight available to buy?

asking for a friend.

>>83268509
kek, fucking ridley.
also, blade runner is only good because of syd meads genius design. all of ridleys decision were crap. he's a fucking hack. there's a reason that blade runner has dozens of different cuts. that doesn't sound like a decisive artist to me.

also:
>I WANT MORE LIFE, FUCKER

ridley is only a few steps below george lucas in the hack ranking...

>>83272568
sounds like a perfect depiction of a SJW/postmodernist to me

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>>83277524

>also, blade runner is only good because of syd meads genius design.

And

>"The Long Tomorrow" is the title of a short story comic written by Dan O'Bannon in 1975, and illustrated by Moebius.

>The comic came to the attention of Ridley Scott and was a key visual reference for Blade Runner.

Two of Ridley's most iconic movies owe it all to Dan O'Bannon. Without a creative team to prop him up, Rildey is a studio-appointed hack step above Cannon and AIP directors.

>>83277774
shouldn't moebius get more credit since he was responsible for the visual part?
i feel like you are somehow related to bannon as you're shilling him constantly in this thread...

>>83277524
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>>83268749
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>>83268509
>>83268420

>All of these lies ITT.

This was Ron Cobb's version of the Alien.
Ridley loved Giger's design which is obviously why he went for it.

This Ridley Scott hateboner is fucking ridiculous. You'll see /tv/ fellating the shit out of Scameron who is just as big of a hack.

>>83277774
Ridley Scott is why O'Bannon got his foot in the door and why Alien turned out as well as it did.
The studios hated O'Bannon because he was an edgy cunt and a nobody who had literally no pull and Giler/Hill were trying to cut him out of the equation at every turn, turning his mediocre script into an even worse abomination.
It was Scott who sided with O'Bannon and undid most of the preposterous rewrites. O'Bannon wanted Giger as the creature designer, Studio took one look at his art and said "fuck no," Scott said "fuck yes," and they were butting heads for much of the process. But Scott got his way.
Scott is why the Alien film is the success it is.

>>83278137
>literally every single Alien movie not written by Dan O'Bannon or James Cameron is complete garbage, regardless of Ridley Scott's influence
Really makes you think.

>>83278409
>space vietnam
>it ain't xe starts to play
>not garbage

>>83266898
This is not even in the movie

>>83278409
Scott is a director, not a writer. It's like you don't know how films are made.

>>83278455
No, Aliens is not garbage, no matter how you feel about the movie.
At least the characters don't act like complete retards, which can't be said of the subsequent movies.

>>83278501
why did the company bring ripley along as an advisor to lv-426 if they didnt believe her. and still don't because nobody listens to her. literally why is she in the movie
why didnt anyone find the crashed alien ship that was apparently within driving distance of the colony
why is newt the same age she was at the beginning of aliens if the marine team traveling down to the planet were required to go into hypersleep
why are all the marines acting like theyre on an extermination mission going to nuke some commies in nam when it's clearly an attempt by weyland yutani to recorver the aliens and maybe rescue some of the conolists along the way
why was newt able to escape the aliens when she was incredibly easily found by the marines, in fact she ran in front of their faces almost getting shot
why werent the marines allowed to fire under the nuclear reactor when they eventually do fire and nothing happens
why wasnt there an orbiter? even covenant knew to have an orbited for quick extractions.
i could go on

>>83272568

David want to love, i could have Shaw and by being and android David cant procrated. All is experimentation with the patogen and the creation of the Xeno is the persecution of is obsession to love in a phisical level. That why everything in the Xeno is a trow back to sex: the way how the facehugger is shaped, the "rape" during the insemination. the chestbuster (breaking a body like a hymen in a woman), the dickhead of the Xeno.

When he attack Daniels he try it to kiss her after say that is going to do the same thing he did to Shaw. David cant love or fucked or give life to something, that where is obessesion for creating a new for of life is coming. Is objective is not to destroy humanity, is just to created life because he cant love like a normal human being.

Is a reflection of all the sexual metafor used in Alien, the xeno is all about sex and the terror that sex bring to people (rape, ecc...). Make sense that the creator of the xeno is a disfuctional being that want to "love" but cant, David is a wanker so is making monster to fuck with people :P .

just finished marathoning this picture.

It was fine. If the film didn't have David, it would have been utter shit. I get the feeling Ridley just wants to make a David biopic but is being forced into including scifi horror into the mix.

>>83278915
what pidgin is this?

>>83279103
clearly some 13 year old BR understood the movie better than most of /tv/

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>mfw ridley uses some wormhole logic to send a enginner crossed david back in time to crash the engineer ship on lv426, like something out if interstellar

Screencap this shit

>>83280250
aren't they already back in time?

i thought that was the iron throne

>>83280270
What i mean is as its only 10 years from covenant (iirc) and the first alien. David engineer will go through a wormhole in time and land thousands of years before creating the fossilized engineer

Alien is stupid.

Why would a lifeform have a secondary lifeform impregnat

>>83266898
do you fuck it or does it fuck you ?

>>83266898
He's trying to warn you about roasties

>>83267026
Don't forget Ridley's now retconned out of the Xeno's life cycle. Now a miniature adult pops out and becomes full size in 5 minutes.

>>83280767
>Now retconned Chestbursters out of the xeno's life cycle.
Fixed.

>>83267267
>assuming gender of an alien
you cis scum

Several times at the beginning of Covenant they said they were seven "jumps" from their intended destination. FTL has never existed in Alien. That's why they have cryosleep. What are these "jumps"?

>>83268509
Looks like my character from Spore

>>83270004

It would probably smell your poor genetic potential and scurry away

> yfw rejected by facehugger

>>83268509
FOOKIN PRAWNS

>>83266898
Wow! I've never seen anything like that my entire life

>>83266898
Imagine being her pusy slave wow

IMAGINE

>>83283522
Soon to be underrated post.

>>83266970
m8....

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>Facehugger lures you in with it's apparent femininity - egg incubator, vagina opening - only to suddenly sprout a dick and rape you

Ridley was truly ahead of his time.

When did you first realize the Ridley Scott might have some unresolved psychological issues?

>>83272568
>>83277577

>White woman saves David
>David in turn murders them
>David hates white people but loves their inventions/culture
>David meets another of his kind but is so butthurt by Walter's loyalty to his 'masters' that he kills him and then tries to rape the white woman
>Ultimately considers himself the superior creator but can only destroy or create destructive things

As much as I love Fassbender this is one instance where a more diverse casting may have been appropriate.

>>83284559

So it would rape my dickhole, wouldnt that be kind of gay?

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>>83284724
>The highest form of pleasure
>Gay

>>83266898
I want to fuck a facehugger and turn her into a real woman

>>83285114
>tfw no cutie chestburster incubating inside your body, forming a deep genetic link before exploding out and in turn nursing you back to health

>>83278880
>why did the company bring ripley along as an advisor to lv-426 if they didnt believe her. and still don't because nobody listens to her. literally why is she in the movie
burke orchestrated the whole thing, he's probably the person to ask
>why didnt anyone find the crashed alien ship that was apparently within driving distance of the colony
idk lol
>why is newt the same age she was at the beginning of aliens if the marine team traveling down to the planet were required to go into hypersleep
it didn't take them very long at all to get there, idk why the went into hypersleep. probably because the whole "waking up from hypersleep" thing looks cool on screen
>why are all the marines acting like theyre on an extermination mission going to nuke some commies in nam when it's clearly an attempt by weyland yutani to recorver the aliens and maybe rescue some of the conolists along the way
cos they're just a bunch of silly arrogant grunts who do this stuff all the time
>why was newt able to escape the aliens when she was incredibly easily found by the marines, in fact she ran in front of their faces almost getting shot
idk this is pretty much a non-issue
>why werent the marines allowed to fire under the nuclear reactor when they eventually do fire and nothing happens
because their weapons could have ruptured the cooling system for the whole thing and adios muchachos.
also, funny thing, that DID happen when they fired their weapons anyways
>why wasnt there an orbiter? even covenant knew to have an orbited for quick extractions.
idk because there wasn't

>>83266898
vaginas are scary

>>83272430
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, you learn something new every day.

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probably the best airbrush artist ever

>>83266898
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>>83288137
Gonna set this as the background on my mom's phone later.

>>83288137
Could BLACKED be part of the Alien canon?

>>83268509
Ridley didn't come up with that design and you know it.

>40lbs of pussy and ass
>40lbs of pussy and ass
>40lbs of pussy and ass
>40lbs of pussy and ass

>>83288378
MOMS GONNA FREAK

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>>83288463

>Giant albino dicks
>LMAO BLACKED meme, lmao guys

Are you fucking stupid?

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>>83288703
>albino
learn what words mean you teenager

>>83288727
>>83288677
I mean its not TERRIBLE, it could work for a goofy alien ripoff movie back in the 80s, but it doesnt even hold a candle to what we got

The aliens strongest point is that is LOOKS alien, these just look like insects

>>83278880
>why did the company bring ripley along as an advisor to lv-426 if they didnt believe her. and still don't because nobody listens to her. literally why is she in the movie
Because the company know of the existence of the alien. They probably wanted her along because at the very least she has survived one and knows a bit about it. It's mainly the grunts that don't believe her. Also they probably planned on killing her to cover up the whole thing.
>why didnt anyone find the crashed alien ship that was apparently within driving distance of the colony
Just because it was in driving distance doesn't mean it's close. It's a rocky planet devoid of anything noticeable and seems to be constantly in a storm.
>why is newt the same age she was at the beginning of aliens if the marine team traveling down to the planet were required to go into hypersleep
It could still take a year and she could still look the same. You aren't going to have a bunch of GIs on a ship doing nothing for a year when you can put them in hypersleep.
>why are all the marines acting like theyre on an extermination mission going to nuke some commies in nam when it's clearly an attempt by weyland yutani to recorver the aliens and maybe rescue some of the conolists along the way
Because they don't know what they're doing. Theirs an entire scene of them speculating what they are doing and from their dialogue we know that there are other worlds with aliens on them.
>why was newt able to escape the aliens when she was incredibly easily found by the marines, in fact she ran in front of their faces almost getting shot
Because they had a motion tracker that picks up movement. Also we know that the aliens mostly come at night. Mostly. She was probably out scavaging in the day then these marines show up so she has to get back to her hideout

>>83272256
The only intelligent Anon itt.

>>83266898
i'm twelve years old and what is this

>>83278915
This would've been a good explanation if you didn't type it like a fucking retard

>>83288794
so Giger made realistic looking aliens, is that what you're saying you fucking retard?

>>83266898
DUDE VAGINAS LMAO

>>83288378
Trying to give ger the ol'hint I see

>>83267041
Whats a flick?

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>>83277072
>Aliens-Colonial-Marines

>>83293081
https://youtu.be/62jGQ2sno1g

is it kino?

>>83277072
is there a penis mod that replaces the gun so you can fuck the facehugger?

>>83278261
you couldn't make Alien today with $11 million

>>83289770

Oh sorry if i dont respect your superior imperialist language.... i doubt that google language tools could have produce a better result, btw im kinda dyslexic so even when i type something i can't guarantee that text is going to be readable, :P

Still, is all about sex, if is not for a idea of the writer whe can imagine that Scott is a old pervert....

>>83293225
When i got to that part I didnt know you were intended to get dragged into the vent by the alien and I thought getting stuck into the wall was a death scene or something. So I just shut off the game like a bitch expecting a chest buster to come out and having to restart. I tried like 5 or 6 times to figure out another way to progress before I figured out I was being retarded.

That David android is a massive hypocrite. He enjoys all of humanities work, recites poems, listens and plays music, uses their spaceship technology to travel but wants them extinct. He got a foreshadow of the results on that planet and then complained about being lonely surrounding himself with human arts in the meantime while he could not travel for everyone who could engineer a space ship was dead. And all for some mindless stupid critters who can´t contribute anything. What a pretentious fucker.