You can deliver 1 message to young Bill Burr, what do you tell him?

>>83265059
Fisnistride

Might kill your libedo perminantly (1/100 chance) and make you depressed, but atleast he'd keep his hair.

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>>83265059
I'm a big guy for you LOL (you'll knwo what this means soon enough ;))

>>83265059
DON'T KILL THE DOG BILL

AM I TOO LATE

BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DON'T KILL THE DOG BILL

>>83265179
this

>>83265059
Black women are to be fucked, not married

>Bill! Listen to me now! It's Nia! Nia the nig! She's a monkey! Am I too soon?! I'm too soon! You were right about her! You've always been right about her! Fear her! Find us Bill! You have to find us!

don't marry the she-boon

Two words: Shari's. Berries.

>>83265059
"Bill, you never make it big as a comedian and die broke and alone. You should go get a bachelors in liberal arts instead.."

>>83265059
make sure patrice takes his medicine

>>83265059
ZIIIIIIIIP
RECRUITA

>>83265276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o

>>83265059

NO MORE SWEATY BALLS, BILL

NO MORE SWEATY-

>>83265059
stick to your convictions and dont settle because you're afraid to die alone

>>83265059

Don't fuck any of the black girls from the set of Chappelle's Show or laugh at any of the jokes.

I'd give him the article that Nia wrote about being a kept woman