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>Spiderman scaling the new Wall of Trump while screaming discouraging racial slurs at Mexicans
Wtf Raimi

wow a leg

>>83263630
>Spidey lures illegals into his web for later consumption

Sounds like they're going for a more literal spider man this time

>STOP ANNOYING ME, STARK, I'LL RETURN THE SUIT WHEN THE JEWS ACKNOWLEDGE THE HOLOCAUST WAS A FABRICATION

>>83263559
what the fuck happened to his leg

>>83263781
They're going for the club foot and knocked knee audience

>>83263559

It's a short stubby leg Spidey is a manlet

>>83263630
>>83263751
raimiposting is bestposting

>"Aunt may, I'm not comfortable with Mr. Stark flirting with you like that"
>"Oh Peter, do you think I would ever disrespect your late uncle Ben by letting that oven dodger's rat-claws near me? Uncle Ben didn't bring me to all those rallies just to show me off Petey"

>>83263559
that suit looks fucking retarted

>the end credits song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD6oDnm43HA

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>g-gosh mr. stark, don't drop me off this hi-
>AAA HOO HOO HOOOOOOOEY

>>83265297
how did raimi get away with this?

>>83265297
wtf i love raimi now

It should be interesting to see where the memes go with this new movie.

I nominate this for the worst /tv/ post of 2017. It's been a competitive year but I think you have a shot

>>83263559
It's just foreshortened. Nothing wrong with it.

>>83265362
>>83265385
It was a different time..

>>83263559
I need to fingerhide the next leg to create the illusion.

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That pose is totally possible. Stop being a meme /tv/.

>>83266034
N-not a argument.

>>83263559
WTF is that drone thing

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>>83266034
>

>>83266645
It's just foreshortened.

>>83266645
wow, zoom.

>>83263559
Spider kino

>>83266034

Is that a program that tells you which poses are possible?

>>83263559
Perspective's a bitch for retards

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>>83265297

>>83266862
Yes.

>>83266669
>>83266866
>>83266670
Ignoring the massive foot which should be small in from this perspective

>>83267176
you know what they about guys with massive feet?

>>83265297
IMPRESSIVE

>>83266034
post dick pics

>>83266034
OOGA CHAKA OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA

>>83267176
Fucking idiot kek

does canon spiderman have shoes in his costume?

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>>83266862
Like the Spiderwoman thing from a few years back. People like OP, and the feminists in the Milo Manara cover incident, need help when looking at images and thinking they're depicting something wrongly.

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>>83266034
>>83266645
>

>>83265297
absolutely beautiful

>>83263559
I don't see the problem. The Hobbit was filled with what is essentially HANDICAPPED people. They made midgets and dwarves popular.

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>Let's go through the game plan once more boy. We look for the degenerates, niggers, prostitutes and spics. We can't help it, they're defiling our beautiful city and we can't let them, can we now? We see one of these fuckers, I shoot the knees, you sling your web around the neck and give em the good ol' frontier justice! Seeing those SOB's dangling like the flies they are, that'll be a joy to sore eyes, I tell ya. Also, don't forget the camera, we have to add some new pictures to the photo album.

After I saw this I couldn't believe my eyes, Raimi truly was breaking barriers here.

>>83263559
His foot is as long as his thigh HAHAHAAHAHA

>>83266034
>>83268218
So is everyone's. You deformed bro?

Anyone have no real inclination to see this movie? It's not that it even looks bad, but it feels like I know exactly where the whole movie is going and there's going to be nothing new or interesting that it brings to the table.

>>83268218
Try putting your shoe on your thigh, retard.

>>83265297
The early 2000s were a different time

>>83263559
what is that? a scar

>>83265297
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Raimi
You do realize that Sam Raimi is a Jew.

>>83263813
no, it's angled toward the camera

>>83268267
>>83268320
is this bait

>>83268074
>The Jews, Peter. Always the Jews. They financed the Green Goblin, they did 9/11.
>The Day of the Web is coming, Peter.
What did uncle Ben mean by "The Day of the Web?"

>>83268387
Who else would have such insights into their plans?

>>83268387
He was a self-loathing jew, the Spiderman movies were very cathartic for him with all of the antisemitism he inserted into them.

>>83265297


Sam raimi is a a hack.

>>83267667
Those head and neck angles aren't quite the same, her head is angled up even more

>>83267667
>i can manipulate a 3d model into any pose i want because it does not have the constraints of a real human body
wow, no fucking way?1

by the way that neck is clearly broken.

>>83268267
>>83268320
Found the mutants

>>83266369
a drone thing

>>83263630
that never happened

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yeah I know what OP means, looks like he just has a stump leg bent directly forward

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>>83263630
>while Beautiful lie from BvS plays
Fucking hell, raimi.

>>83268387
So was Stanley Kubrick, and that fucker hated jews.

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>>83263559
japanese version confirmed to be spider-kino

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>>83265297

>>83266034
Program name?
and where to get it for free?

>>83267764
ENHANCE

>>83269370
maya

>>83269554
thanks nigga

>>83263559
I saw an early screening of this movie, the scene in just after the image in the OP is Spiderman sitting ontop of that building looking into peoples bedrooms with binoculars, there's a 5 minute masturbation scene where he keeps muttering things about the jews, it felt really tacked on and didn't add much to the story.

>>83263630
It was a different time.

>>83266862
No it's faggot bullshit

>>83269554
whatever that program is it isnt maya

>>83263630
>new Wall of Trump

So it's confirmed to be a fictional film?

Why cant you faggots admit this is a terrible fucking bit of cgi? from his waist to his mile long foot none of that pic looks right. Its so airbrushed. Its so....fucking obvious.
I hate you faggots so much. I hate that you cant even admit marvel rushed the casting of that bland as fuck Holland kid and that this movie looks exactly like a smoldering plate of heaping foul dog shit.

I like the casting of this spiderman and the cgi looks top notch lads. Should be a good one.

>>83269529
Now zoom in on the reflection in his eye...
It's the killer!

>>83263630
Hopefully Raimi will include a scene where spidey creates a noose from his webs that he uses to hang black people with.

>>83270437

Did you mean to say "alternative universe", dummy?

>>83270437
/pol/ BTFO

>>83263559

That is some shitty rigging, CGI officially suck

>>83267667
What program is this?

>>83267667

but that ass doe

>>83270437
no it's a biography

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>>83263559

>>83267667
That right hand is supposed to be at the same level as the left knee and foot. Small thing but it throws off the 3d model completely. Manara just fucked up. Happens.

>>83272481
unequivocal proof that anime is the stupidest shit on earth

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>>83267764

>>83263559
But why wouldn't that be a person on all fours ont the floor of a green set?

>>83268808
i think that's the entire point.

Why is raimiposting the best /tv/ meme in the last couple year or two

>>83272548
it's just a porn comic you melt

>>83263559
What did he mean by this?

>>83270437
no, spiderman is real

>>83265385
>back2/pol/

>>83272481
here is the sauce for anyone interested exhentai.org/g/973786/63e0ca2bc8/

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>>83266034
did you specifically save this picture for this thread or did save it unintentionally?

>>83267667
wow so youre like

some kind of career marvel advocate or something

>>83269082
Holy shit. Voltron is in Spider-Man. It's about fucking time!

TOP 5 INSANE THINGS YOU MISSED IN THE ALL-NEW SPIDER-MAN TRAILER

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The wonders of green screen.

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>>83267667
try replacing that model to an adult woman model, pedo, which actually has hip.

>>83266645
I see loss

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>>83275045

>>83263559
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HAoZ4AQpwG

>>83273570
Trump is not though

>>83263781
it's just the perspective making it look weird

Was Raimi spiderman kino or capeshit

>>83263559
>CGI fucking up perspective so much it looks like a deformed midget leg
They just don't care. It's cheaper to buy reviews than to make good movies

>>83263559
JUST

>>83267667
she's crawling on a flats surface in the image though, not on a sphere like the 3d model appears to be doing

>>83278874
First two are great, third is an abortion

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>>83263751