This movie is fucking garbage. Discuss

Its okay

>>83262198
what didn't you like about it?

>>83262198
there's plenty of prescription medication you can take for ADHD

there's no fucking plot

>>83262253
It's a stylish looking horror/suspense movie about a coven of witches. Do you really need a complex plot?

>>83262429
no but i need one that doesn't "lol witches" at the end without any kind of fanfare

>>83262198
>i didn't like it
>so it must be garbage
films like these are pleb filters, go back to your fucking capeshit and die of obesity.

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>>83262198
>Suspiria
>garbage

>>83262198
you are correct

only faggy art school students buy into the argento meme

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Suspiria is kino af pleb

Sara is my wife

>>83262223
>story is tropes galore until the end, which is just tacked on to give a petty purpose to this masturbation
>music is blasted 50x to hide the lack of genuine horror
>many minutes where literally nothing happens, just there for more visual wankery
>cringy acting (funny sometimes though)
>boring in every other way except for the four or so scenes where something happens

>>83262429
When the shitty ""plot"" takes up 90% of the movie, then yes, it would've been nice to have a plot that meant something

>>83262511
It IS garbage you pleb motherfucker.

Tenebre is the superior movie, prove me wrong

pro tip: I'm open to dialogue

>>83262198
I can see the appeal of argento movies to edgy teenage girls

any dude that likes them is straight up fag

>>83262631
I think it really depends on whether you prefer more surreal horror or crime-film flavoured giallo.

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>>83262634
>any dude that likes them is straight up fag
gay men have superior intellect on average when compared to heterosexual men (last 3 studies on this topic, 2 of which published in peer-reviewed journals, and one just an academic journal)
looks like you played yourself, brainlet
SMART people LOVE THIS MOVIE
BRAINLETS GET OUT
>pic related, it's you now

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>>83262198
The plot is a mess, but it looks great.

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>>83262198
What does /tv/ think about the rest of the films in the trilogy though? Are they any better? I never see this film discussed enough so I may as well ask here.

>>83263184
inferno is kino

>>83262198
Yeah

The only things good about it are Goblin and the cinematography.

And it ruins both of them through overindulgence.

Argento and Giallo.

>>83263298
*Argento and Giallo in general are just terrible.

Sorry I got interrupted.

>>83262198
it's like a 7.5/10