>Saturday night Why are you here?

i'm not

>21 years old
>never dated
>virgin
>college drop out
>poor
>sperg with no friends
>live in parents basement

Kill me

>>83261804

Same except I'm 23. Let's just watch more kinos and shitpost to escape our realities.

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>>83261693
It's saturday afternoon

>>83261804
>>83261850
can i watch you fuck?

>>83261804
Nitrogen Tank+mask should cost no more than $100

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Stop Baneposting

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>>83261693
Because I enjoy being here

It's only 8

I'm going out at 9

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>>83261928

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When I turned 18 i went drinking/clubbing almost every weekend and had a great time

I had some one night stands, some dates, and then eventually even got a boyfriend after just a couple of months of looking! We dated seriously for 2.5 months. During those 2 months we would go out occaisionally, but not that much since we were too busy with each other

I got dumped 3 weeks ago and now i dont understamd what i ever enjoyed about bars in the first place - i have zero inclination to start going out ever again.

whassup with that?

>>83261693
>Weekend oncall working a job I fucking hate
>Girlfriend broke up with me
>Thought she was the one
>Trapped at home in case work needs me
>Can't escape

Sad.

>5pm
>"Saturday night"
I mean come on, you're pushing it. No friends, all my money is better spent on weed.

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>>83261693
6 days sober...if I go out it won't be 7

>>83261940
How bout you go back to Redddit too

I'm with people and posting from my phone

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>>83262007
Gross roastie detected

>>83262061
Yeah, maybe its best to stay in my man

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>>83261928

>>83261693
im tired

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>>83262227
im a homo actually

>>83262007
No one gives a fuck

I'm at work overnight

>>83261693
I'm gonna make a pizza, well 2 pizzas and watch Logan and why do you talk so funny, my uncle lifts weights too, he can bench 405, you're a big guy, for youself.

>>83261804

30 year old neckbeard here. Make a change now.

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>>83262453

except that the op explicitly asked 'why are you here' instead of going out

>>83261804
>22 years old
>never been on more than a first date
>lost virginity to a prostitute at 19
>almost finished law school
>poor
>sperg with some acquaintances
>live in parents house
How much better is my life than his /tv/?

>>83262498
Same except not a neckbeard & employed, also shitposting while at work.

>>83262549
That depends, are you going to be leaving school straight into a job with little to no debt? Or are you going to be paying off student loans for 2/3 of your life?

>>83262694
>going to be leaving school straight into a job
yes
>with little to no debt
no

>>83262007
shut the fuck up you whore

Because my plans were very suddenly canceled

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I like taking psychedelics and going on /tpg/

because i'm forcing myself to stay in instead of going out drinking like every other weekend.

and because i just finished biutiful and don't feel like doing anything now.

party ain't till 11

constipated, need to shit, can't

>>83261693
I prefer to be alone

Friends are out of town

>tfw too afraid to invite a girl to watch kino