This movie sucks

>>83261380
Yes it did, I rate it a 3.5/10

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I don't have an opinion on this film, because I have to wait and see what Mike and Jay tell me what I should think

>>83261380
i watched it at a drive in last night

it was super comfy and I didnt really care about the movie so i didnt pay too close attention. the bit with the guillotine was absurd but pretty damn funny tho

>>83261380
I love the original three movies but didn't really like On Stranger Tides too much. How does this one compare to the Verbinski trilogy?

>>83262586
on par with or slightly better than stranger tides i guess

after credit scene sets up a 6th movie...

>>83262586
It's shit, a lot worse than 4. Dont bother

>Dead Men Tell No Tales
>Salazar's Revenge

which is it?

>>83262693
The "dead men tell no tales" line is lifted directly from the Disney ride. I'm assuming they changed it for other countries because of the length maybe?

>>83262693
One of the first lines in the movie is "Dead men tell no tales". Could've rolled credits after that

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>>83261380
The chick in this movie was hot as fuck.

>Dem titties busting out of her dress in damn near every scene, especially ones where she's breathing super heavy.

>>83262793
In At World's End, you can hear audio taken directly from the ride saying "Dead Men Tell No Tales" when Barbosa takes the ship over the edge and into the afterlife.

>>83261380

It was ok, i had a few hard laughs throughout the movie and most recurring characters were alright. They tuned up Jack's ham heavily but that was expected. Scrum doesn't deserve the shit he gets.

It was actually almost as good as 2

Barbossa continues to be BASED

>>83263004
The sexual banter was cringy as fuck.

>YOU WEREN'T GRABBING MY BOW YOU WERE GRABBING MY STERN.
>IF YOU DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE THEN YOU HAVEN'T SPENT MUCH TIME AT SEA

GET IT GUYS? HUH HUH DID YOU GET THE INNUENDO THERE?
SEA RHYMES WITH C
C STANDS FOR CUNT
SHES SAYING IF YOU DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PUSSY AND AN ASSHOLE THEN YOU DONT GET MUCH OF EITHER

THIS IS A GREAT KIDS MOVIE

>>83263013

>people out there think Barbossa won't be in the next movie

The guy prints money for them, only if the actor died would i count him out and barely then considering CGI fest.

>>83262835
I googled her and her tits are nowhere as big as in the movie, is this the power of corsets?

I'm shocked

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>Go see this movie with family
>Have to reserve seats for second to front row on the far right
>sit down
>out of the corner of my eye I notice people sitting next to me
>Holy shit it's a goddamn tranny faggot
>Ugly as shit man dressed as a woman with longer hair, big nose, and very visible midriff as well as an obvious beta male voice
>fat fuck with a mullet clings to the tranny, smiling as they cuddle and kiss during the movie
>Have to be quiet with this going on beside me
>as soon as movie ends I get myself out of their. don't even wait to see after credits scene
God, I hate trannies. And the people who date them are just as bad and hideous.

Why didn't those Spanish retards drop anchor?

Didn't Tia Dalma give Jack the compass?

>>83263296

why the fuck did you even stay in the theater

Press f to pay respects for every cool and unusual cursed ship that would appear in the next movies but whose curse was broken with the Trident.

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>>83263411
If I left my parents would ask why and then I'd have to say I hate trannys at which point they'd kick me out because they don't tolerate "bigots"

>>83263296
>>83263411
>caring how someone else dresses and acts when it has no effect on you

why

>Every curse is gone
>Davy Jones in after-credits still has squidgetup

>>83263004
>hey scrum your the captain now
>gets beaten the fuck up for being captain

kek poor scrum

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Honestly, he didn't do anything wrong. I think he was perfectly in the right.

>>83261380
I'm as pretentious as any one here and I still thought it was fun and visually impressive.

New girl: 10/10
Bank robbery: 10/10
Gibbs and the pirate crew: 10/10
The whole scene on the star island and the ocean opening up and shit: 10/10

However Salazar was a weak villain. Undead pirates have definitely run their course.

At the end of the day I hope they make another one

This movie is great.

Pure pirate kino.

>>83263560
he completely fucked his crew over. they were free to anything and he got them all killed. he was a good man but a terrible captain

poor eyepatch guy
>c-captain

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>>83263620
I thought Salzar was the best part of the movie. I wish he was in it more instead of fucking Orlando Bloom and that one chick nobody gives a damn about.

>>83263620
>I hope they make another one

did you see the after credit scene

>>83263620
Do they bring back the original Black Pearl crew at the end? Pintel and Ragetti, the dwarf, etc.

>>83263620
Salazar was great because he was honestly a hero for every reason besides killing the two imperial ships

>>83263692
We'll just have to see how this does financially but it's looking good seeing as it has basically no competition for the holiday weekend.

>>83263649
They all willingly did it. They were driven to kill Jack just as much as him but weren't fast enough to get on the anchor. Also, it was fucking stupid of every single one of them to go down there meaning none of them were left on the ship. Jack's crew were smart enough to drop an anchor for them. Besides, it was dumb that they didn't all drop dead as soon as the curse dropped considering they reason they were cursed was because they died.

I only have one question: how exactly was Jack giving up the compass connected to the Devil's Triangle?

>check out reviews for this movie
>read several dozen bad reviews
>wait for the torrent
If you don't do this for franchises with multiple movies you're literally dumb, or just have little taste I guess.

>>83263677
Often I couldn't understand what he was saying and like I said we've already had three other OP undead pirate crews. I hope they come up with something new.

>>83263692
I was an idiot and left but from what I gather they set up for another one. But you could already tell that from Jack's last line--he's going back to get Barbossa again.
>>83263716
Meh I just didn't like him. He was ok.

>>83263716
Honestly he didn't do anything wrong. I sympathize with his wants to eliminate pirates especially given his family history. He was good at it too. If this was real life we'd be rooting for Salazar.

>>83263764
I enjoy the series so I'll see it in theaters. Simple as that.

>>83263752
The compass saved him by inspiring him to trap Salazar in the triangle. By trading it for a bottle of rum he betrayed the compass, just as his old We Wuz Captain n Shiet told him not to. Hence I guess the triangle released Salazar. Like most magic in the series it's not very well explained but I think it's part of the charm.

>>83263778
he killed innocent british ships for sport

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So what'd people think of the end, specifically pic related? Felt hype seeing him and hearing the music, but know absolutely nothing enjoyable can come from it.

>>83263764
The visuals of this movie are worth seeing in theaters. There's an island made out of gems that is pretty sick. But I understand if you wait for high def torrent

Best scene of the movie was the reveal that Jacks outfit is cobbled together from tribute by the men he saved.

>>83263801
Maybe it was the curse that compelled him to do it.

>>83263808
I love the character but it seems lame to bring him back. I liked the conclusion of his story in the third movie.

>>83263829
Agree that whole scene was pretty cool

>>83263829
It was also neat seeing that his history with the Wicked Wench went all the way back. Also the reason why they call him Sparrow.
But zombie sharks was a great scene.

>>83263716
>Salazar was great because he was honestly a hero for every reason besides killing the two imperial ships
I guess it was implied that he's evil because in a flashback he executed the pirate guys that were begging for their lives

>>83263808
I hope they don't actually bring Jones back to life. That seems kind of lame. I guess he could somehow get caught up in things when Jack goes to resurrect Barbossa

>>83263709
The dwarf and Gibbs are back. Unfortunately Pintel and Ragetti are still AWOL and also the mute parrot guy is still gone.

>>83263949
Why would that be a bad thing? If he saved them they'd just bring them back to a jail cell until the pirates were executed later. And if those pirates weren't executed they would just go back to being pirates.

>>83263808
Every loose end is wrapped up at this point.
There's absolutely nowhere to go except for time travel or ayyylmaos, so I hope we at least get to see some proper cthulhu shit.

Either that, or somehow they get involved in the American Revolution for no reason

Post yfw
>"Treasure."

>>83263296
>be hot passing tranny
>hate ugly trannies
>trannies have +3 racial to Detect Faggot so sjw think you're one of them
You think it's bad being near them, try having them engage you in misplaced kindred conversation

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>ghosts walk on water
>all at the bottom of the sea for the climax

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>>83264089

Can someone summarize the after-credits scene? I stayed while the credits background was a blue sea but figured there was none when the background turned to black

>>83264077
Because it's a stupid fucking movie meme.

If you're a good guy, and somebody pleads you for mercy, you have to show it, even if it's a terrible idea to do so.

At least this shit applies in Disney and PG movies

>>83261380
Did anyone else get seriously warm feefees about Hector's daughter?

All of them after 2 sucked.

>>83264171
this movie was on par with 2

The gaping dragon undead ship was awesome

>>83264146
>Will sleeping in his room with Elizabeth
>door opens spookily
>Davy Jones' silhouette starts walking towards him
>Will opens his eyes and a crab claw shows up
>Will wakes up
>it was only a dream
>or is it?
>barnacles on the now wet floor

>>83264146
Will and Elizabeth are sleeping in bed together and then lightning flashes and they show one of Davy Jone's lobster claw things in snap loudly. Will wakes up and nothing is there. THey go back to sleep and there is some barnacles on the floor indicating that maybe he was really there.

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>>83264089
>Treasure

I literally got a little choked up

>>83264146
The others got it but it's worth noting the after credits scene in Stranger Tides never amounted to anything. So it's possible this is just another red herring

>I have a rendevousz on the horizon

What did he mean by this?

What happened to the QAR and the Silent Mary?

>>83264217
>>83264218
Thanks guys

>>83264257
He's going to save Barbossa is my guess. The shot of the sun reminded me of the scene in 3 where they used the green flash to go to the underworld to rescue Jack

>>83261380
>the villain literally said the movie title in the opening scene
Actually considered walking out

>>83262662
>THE FINAL ADVENTURE
>it's not really the final adventure

Weren't they filming the 5th and 6th back to back like 2 and 3 though? I guess it could be an overarching plot

>>83264256
Was it Jack leaving Cruz's character on the island?
Can't remember an after credits scene of 4

>>83264274
See >>83262726 and >>83262859

>>83263808

Terrible idea to bring him back, he was an awesome character but in the end he finally got what he wanted. To be with Calypso.

>>83264097
as a gay man I wish liberals would just drop the t from lgbt. Seriously its hard enough trying to explain my degenerate lifestyle of sexual proclivities without further being closely associated with crossdressers. I fucking hate it, and a lot of fags like me just want the fuckin trannies to kill themselves.

>>83264305
Nah they weren't filmed back to back. Johnny Depp needs to get himself into rehab for a bit to get back into Captain Jack shape before they start production on part 6.

>no man has ever read this map
>good thing i'm a woman then!!!

>no woman has ever touched my herschel (hurr hurr)
>o yeah well i fixed this and this and this in 3 seconds and you'll need to redo all your work!!!

>lady i need you alive because we need to get the trident
>i think what you've been touching is enjoyable enough!!!

>i will dodge around an apology but you will say sorry unwillingly!!!

she was cute but she was sort of a cunt

>>83263808
>>83264326
I think it's more of a metaphor thing, at least I hope. Like how much of being the captain of the Dutchman affect Will's psyche.

>>83263508
maybe it's just a skin condition, not a curse

>>83264097
show benis pls

>>83261380
What a surprise! It's almost like every movie in the franchise is terrible or something!

It sucked from the very moment they made Will Turner stab the heart of Davy Jones instead of James Norrington.

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>>83264089

>>83264540
But how could Norrington stab the heart if he died about 50 minutes prior?

>>83264474
>>o yeah well i fixed this and this and this in 3 seconds and you'll need to redo all your work!!!

She did him a fucking favor, way to miss the point. Most understandable cuntiness in movies.

>orphan
>doesnt get that father left her a giant ruby to be rich
>reads books so considered evil

>>83263296
>sperging out because some faggot is dressed dumb near you

what kind of autism is this? Do bright lights also set you off?

Some aspies have therapy dogs for these kinds of issues.

>>83264563
Because he should have been the one to have survived and sacrificed himself for the love he could never attain, but that Elizabeth could achieve being with Will.

>>83264616
Meh. He got a noble enough death. Having Will captain the Dutchman was actually pretty cool.

>Davy is a monster because he didn't do his job

>Will is turning barnacly because ??????

>>83264609
>have therapy dog because trannies trigger me
>go out to walk therapy dog
>spot a tranny across street
>dog breaks out of leash and bites tranny's dick off because it can't resist the smell of sausages
brb getting therapy dog now

>>83264687
Yeah this was a little confusing. I heard both that Will was going to be cursed by becoming the new captain, and that he wouldn't be cursed because he wouldn't go extreme like Davy Jones did after the third movie happened.

>>83264571
you missed my point, which is the gurl powrr fanservice behind the fact that she fixed a man's life work in 5 seconds because she's so much smarter than mr non-threatening beta
just like the bow and stern part where the new turner is grabbing her and she implies that that is more valuable than the famed trident is propagating the meme that womens bodies are so so precious and valuable
and the part where she won't apologize because women don't need to be held accountable

the movie was really good, but she microtriggered me sometimes. that's all

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>They sail into a cave and magically become immortal for literally no reason and it is never addressed
Disney scripts continue to amaze. What a time to be alive.

>>83264746
he was becoming cursed because he wasnt doing his job, to ferry souls.

>>83264841
It's the Devil's Triangle man. The Devil's magic makes them undead

>>83263500
Uh, because you have to look at them and sometimes interact with them.
Degenerate fucks should have containment areas where they can frolic and dress up like girls out of the normal population's line of sight.

>>83262493
Upvoted sir

Movie was ok.

6/10

>>83263808
Why does he look worse now than he did 10 years ago

>>83264866
Except the only thing about the devil's triangle that is actually said in the movie is that people sail in there and never come out.
So why the fuck isn't the place full of ghosts from all the wrecks? Why does it crumble and disappear when the compass is bartered away?
Why was it there in the first place?

>>83264858
But then what was he doing? You see him look perfectly normal at the end of Worlds End

>>83264916
Huh? They didn't actually show him in the post-credits scene. Just his shadow.

>>83264667
It was fucking stupid. Norrington's character arc was based on his redemption and he was easily the best part of the three first movies. He should have been the captain of the Dutchman.

>>83264917
Why does the aztec gold turn people into skeletons? Why does the Dutchman curse exist? Why do you turn into a fish guy when you don't do your job? Why is the "locker" a desert? Why was Calypso there if she only has control over the sea? Why was Blackbeard's sword magic?

The mythical parts of the series are never explained

>>83264965
>he was easily the best part of the three first movies

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you're also a Boromir fan.

>>83264965
Elizabeth should of picked him instead of fucking Orlando Bloom.

>>83264965
>best of the first 3

That was Pentel and Ragetti dumbass

>>83264996
>>83264965
t. betas who identify with Norrington

>>83264917
Like the other guy said that's just part of the series mojo. Magic is best when unexplained anyway, it's not science

>>83264917
Not everything needs to be explained neckkk yourself you underage tripfaggot

>>83261380
What was the best moment of the movie?

My favorite was when the colonial mayor guy got SPARROWED

>>83265047
Sparrow's tribute scene on the Wicked Wench

>>83264971
Not a single "point" you just made has any relevance to what I said.
>Why does the Dutchman curse exist?
It's a curse based around having someone actually ferry dead souls to the after life.
>Why do you turn into a fish guy when you don't do your job?
Because it's an artistic choice.
> Why is the "locker" a desert?
Same as above.
>Why was Calypso there if she only has control over the sea?
What?
>Why was Blackbeard's sword magic?
Because it was imbued by magic by someone.
>Why does the aztec gold turn people into skeletons?
Because it was a cursed honeypot someone made to fuck over pirates.

>Why did Salazar become immortal?
Because.
>>83265024
The other movies have some sort of consistency with the world at least.
Here, there is absolutely none.
Try to answer even a single one of the questions I posed, based on the universe established by the movies and even simple logic. You can't.
>>83265036
Ditto, faglord.

>>83264998
>Pintel and Ragetti

Nah m8, they were good but Norrington was a little better alongside Governor Swann.

>>83265124
No other ship was killed by the triangle itself, they were done in by Salazar being bored. The compass has a connection to the triangle as it was the first thing we saw it directing someone towards

Betraying the compass = unleashing the compasses "wrath"

>>83265009
Norrington was likeable, while that can't be say about either Will or Jack Sparrow.

>>83265214
What a pathetic beta

His being "likeable" is exactly why Elizabeth doesn't want him. At the end of the movie she says exactly what she and all women want, "He's a pirate"

>>83265209
>No other ship was killed by the triangle itself, they were done in by Salazar being bored.
So how did the myth about the devil's triangle manifest in the first place?

>>83265214
I just like rooting for the underdog, and Norrington is one handsome motherfucker.

>>83264097
>be hot passing tranny
>always nervous and self conscious around other people
>stories like >>83263296 always make me ashamed because everyone will think im either disgusting or a sjw faggot if they find out :(

>>83265274
did it canonically exist before Sparrow put Salazar in it?

>>83265312
>be hot passing tranny

doubt.jpg

>>83265327
It seems he knew it was a bad place to go. Probably pirates knew about it.

>>83265327
It certainly appeared that way.

>>83264971
Why Blackbeard wasn't in the summit with the other Pirate Lords in 3?

>>83262552

The actual set-pieces were fine. Guillotine bit was funny. The "bank robbery", zombie sharks, and bottom-of-the-sea bits were fun and inventive. The actual plot (what little there was of it) though, was clearly a vehicle for passing the torch from the retiring crew and bringing old characters back into the franchise.

Strong independent horologist's "my name is Barbosa" line was on the same level as Han meeting Rey and having her fly the Millenium Falcon--it was a clear attempt by Disney to convince people who loved the old movies that these new ones are legitimate, while retiring aging actors and bringing in new ones. On the same note, Orlando Bloom and Kiera Knightleys' barely-there cameos were there just to set them up in case they ever wanted to come back to the franchise.

On the whole, the film itself didn't even really attempt to be a self-contained story. It was a set-up for the next Pirates movie more than anything else.

Also, young Johnny Depp was ridiculous looking.

>>83265414
He's not part of the Brethren Court, he did what he wants

>>83265421
>Strong independent horologist's "my name is Barbosa" line was on the same level as Han meeting Rey and having her fly the Millenium Falcon

have a (You) for that bullshit. it was not even remotely as bad and was even earned after seeing her father sacrifice himself to save her

>>83265421
"My name is Barbossa" was cringe IMO. Felt kind of fitting. Corny but suitable for the moment.

What did suck was all the DUDE I'M A WOMYN AND CAN DO SCIENCE WHILE ALL THESE DUMB MEN CAN'T LMAO shit. They better cut out in the next movie.

1 > 2 > 4 > 5 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3

Third movie sucked. Loved the 4th one mostly for Inquisition showing up and essentially going "fuck this heresy".

>>83265510
Inquisition was based and so was Barbossa but that didn't excuse the rest of the movie and the LACK OF FUCKING SHIPS

1 > 2 > 5 >>>>>> 3 >> POWERGAP >>>> 4

>>83265510
Never understood the hate for the third one. It nicely wraps the story up and the maelstrom scene at the end is fantastic.

>>83265510
3 was fine, you're a pleb.

1>2>5>3>4

>>83265293
He is best husbando after all <3

Although that's because I have a thing for men wearing uniforms and having authority associated to say uniforms

If it's anywhere near as enjoyable as the first three, I'll go see it.

>>83265629
easily better than 3 and the Young Sparrow scene is GOAT

>>83265562
3 was pulled down by Keira Knightly being derp.

Anyone else notice the two doofus guards who tried to apprehend Jack in the beginning of Curse of the Black Pearl are back, but as pirates in Barbossa's crew for this movie?

It took me a minute to figure it out, I knew I recognized them from somewhere. Cool easter egg I haven't seen mentioned anywhere.

>>83261380
sbaggedi wolv guys x-DDDDD
am gapden jagg sbarrow and am random :DDDDD

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>>83265732
>Anyone else notice the two doofus guards who tried to apprehend Jack in the beginning of Curse of the Black Pearl are back, but as pirates in Barbossa's crew for this movie?

Wait, are you kidding? Holy shit. I liked those two guys a lot but I didn't know it was THOSE guys.

>>83265732

They dressed as pirates and joined the crew in second or third movie i think. I always liked their bickering.

>>83265421
Yeah that was a cringe-worthy line, and I even liked Carina as a character. And Will was more than a cameo. He had two scenes revolved around him. Elizabeth didn't say a word, was on screen for around 10 seconds, and looked maybe 5 years older than her son

>>83265788
I remember they were still guards in Pirates 3

>>83265788
Oh is that true? Guess I'm stupid... I havent seen Dead Man's Chest or At World's End in a long time.

>>83265813
At the end of 3 it shows them put on pirate gear and blend in with the pirates cheering and shit

>>83265793

>and looked maybe 5 years older than her son

Yeah, that was something that bothered me a little bit in the movie. This is supposedly taking place at least 15+ years after the third movie, but all the characters from it look exactly the same.

>>83265839
that is some deep ass lore

were they in 4 at all?

i liked it. it was >fun

>>83264841

Don't forget that the ship hits some rocks and explodes like it's the fucking HMS Pinto.

>>83265837

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yWCJNWnqGk

15 years later and they were living the life as pirates under Hector. Good things happen to good people.

>>83265884
the brown haired one was in it but not the other one
then they decided to bring them back together in 5

>>83265978
That is honestly brilliant. I think most people thought the "two guys" on Barbossa's crew were just new characters like Scrum.

>>83265975
>b-but MUH GUN POWDER

really though, there were red lights glowing under the ship at the time, so I'm telling myself that satan just really really wants this guy

>>83265732
>>83265788
Nice. I was actually just wondering if they would pop up again. I actually really enjoyed all the side characters from the Verbinski movies.

>>83265813
No, you see them in pirate attire at the end of the third movie.

>>83264888
>Uh, because you have to look at them and sometimes interact with them

what an easily triggered little bitch you are

unless hes trying to grope or attack you, none of what you said should affect you in any way unless you let it

fucking ignore it you pussy

>>83266027
>were just new characters like Scrum

4th movie was pretty average but i liked Scrum and I'm glad they brought him over to this movie as well.

>>83265884
>>83266023
actually nevermind I'm confusing one of the two with Scrum

>>83264022
I know that Ragetti (I think he's the bald one, right?) quit the franchise for personal reasons.

Didn't the parrot guy die, though?

why did jack trade his compass for some booze if he already had a gold coin from the heist
god this bugged me so fucking much

>>83265884
The bartender asked for silver. Details, pleb.

>>83266253
>Ragetti quits the series
>Pintel can't be in the movies anymore because people would ask where Ragetti is

he must fucking hate that guy now

>>83266272
>>83266330
Meant for you

>>83266124
Yeah, Pintel and Ragetti aren't in DMTNT. Murtogg and Mullroy are though.

>>83263991
Why is it that he wants to resurrect Barbossa?

If the ghost pirates could possess people, why didn't they do that en masse to the first reputable crew that sailed into their cave and then just do whatever the hell they wanted to?

>>83266379
Well Barbossa helped bring him back in 3 for purely selfish reasons. So I guess you're right it doesn't make much sense for Jack to bring him back just cause. Maybe he has gotten soft

>>83266379

Every man needs a rival, motivations isn't the strong point in this series. They will bring him back because reasons and i wouldn't mind seeing more pirate Geoffrey Rush.

>>83266379
because they became ultimate bros over the course of the series, and he probably wants to reunite Carina with him

>I saw her ankles
>we could have seen a lot more if it you had shut up
I really liked it

>>83266418
>>83266430
>>83266442
Fair enough. Then again I never really understood Sparrow's motivation to do anything.

>>83266076
scrum is shit

>>83261380
100% less dick jokes than Baywatch

How could Salazar's Spaniards that were mostly blown away able to see where they were walking?

>>83266557

I'll fookin wreck ya m8

>>83266577
very carefully

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>>83266577
>How could able to see

Who was the best ghost pirate, and why was it two arms and nothing else guy?

>>83266675

I want to believe that there was one guy who had everything blown away except his dick. Just a floating dick running around killing people.

>British ship was steamrolled by ghost ship within a second

Not even sure why they even bothered with building up scenes with them chasing the pirates.

>>83266743
to make it funnier

the british are the biggest cucks in the POTCverse

>>83261380
Of course it does kaya a shit. Johnny depp a shitfuck. Javier bardem fucking sucks donkey dick

>>83266797

Guess i should have seen it coming, i wondered if they could increase the kill count for redcoats in the new movie and i guess they did in a way. Not even worth stopping just powered right through them.

>>83263542
the Black Pearl/dying gull crew was the best part of the movie

>>83263801

>anglos
>human

pick one

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>knew the ghost sharks were part of the Silent Mary based on the lego set

>mfw how they're deployed in the film

why did they have sharks

>>83261380
I really enjoyed it, but only if it's actually the last movie.

If they seriously try to make more of these I will riot.

>>83263893
wait is the wicked wench the black pearl with white sails?

>>83263808
How can he be a squid still? The trident broke so did all the curses.

>>83267061
the black pearl was the wicked wench after she was burned down by the east indian trading company and then raised by Jones

because the boat was blackened and burnt jack gave it black sails and renamed it

>>83263296
>very visible midriff

Should've tickled that belly

>>83264081
>some proper cthulhu shit.
This is the only acceptable way to make a sequel to this movie.

Releasing ALL curses on the sea should have potential to fuck things up majorly and give food for future content.

>>83267103
only good enough explanation ive heard so far was when davy jones went down into the maelstrom, maybe he ended up somewhere like the locker or some other magical place where the trident doesnt apply

its handwavey enough i guess

>>83267112
that's pretty cool

What the fuck was the point of the Paul McCartney cameo. Literally had no purpose in the film.

>when jack the monkey hopped on Jack's shoulder at the end ;-;

>>83267291
wait wat

>>83267291
>Paul McCartney cameo

>doesn't say "HELP!"
>doesn't say "all you need is love"
>doesn't say "I was in a band on the run"

seems like a missed opportunity.

>>83267339

The "Uncle Jack" that Jack Sparrow talks to right before the guillotine action scene is Paul McCartney.

>>83267408
>in the POTC universe, Paul McCartney and Keith Richards are brothers

HAHA ENGLISH ROCK BANDS THAT YOUR DAD WILL RECOGNIZE HAHA

>>83267456
>beatles
>rock band

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>>83267480
>beatles
>rock band
You heard me

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>>83261380
I don't care what anyone says, the first three movies are fun as fuck. Everyone says the first is the best, but I like all three.

>>83265732
>they're back
That makes me so happy.

>>83267581
Yeah but the first is still the best one.

its ironic that another installment in potc is the most civil of threads on /tv/
then again these movies have always been comfy, and never really about depp/jack, which is good

>>83265732
I had forgotten about them, for some reason I thought they had died on the third movie.

>>83267703
The first one made pirates mainstream again.

Another lame shit movie made for the Chinese market. Even Hollywood has abandoned the America they helped create. Rich people need to be imprisoned.

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>>83267743
Do these movies give a "time passes by too fast" feel to anyone else? Johnny Depp was only 39 when he was filming the first Pirates movie and now he's fucking 53. On top of that, At World's End was 10 years ago and On Stranger Tides was six years ago.

>>83267581
The third one just felt rushed but I don't get the hate for it. It has faults, but it's not as bad as most people make it out to be.

>>83267698
You mean Dead Man's Chest

>>83267929
Nah fuck that. I absolutely love the original three Gore Verbinski Pirates movies. I consider them the Indiana Jones of our generation. They were some of the last films of their kind before CGI and green screen completely took over.

>>83267999
No, DMC was good but 1 was fucking amazing. Barbossa> Davy Jones.

>>83267993
There was quite a big gap between the 4th and the 5th movie, that's the issue.

>>83267993
>On top of that, At World's End was 10 years ago
I was kind of pissed how they fast forwarded the Pirates series rather than keep it actually to the timeline (but Tides fucked it sideways anyway).

It would have been awesome, because it'd be
A) 10 years (decade) from Worlds End, good time for a celebration of the series
B) 10 years finally for Will to return to land

I hoped they would have had Will been more key but in the background, ala The Mummy Returns, where he kid is the key to the current plot and like pottery, his key helps his father like he did with his father (which sort of happened anyway).

But still, this series is ripe for fanfiction not that I read or write any, honest to truth, but seriously, I had hopes.

>>83268051
I rank all three equally. The first is the best made made, but I enjoy them all the same. 2 and 3 did some things way better than 1

>>83268071
Yeah. On Stranger Tides was a poor attempt at a standalone installment. I'm glad this new one mostly ignores it.

>>83267103
I remember debating if Calypso, as a fellow god, would have the power to supersede the magic of Poseidon.

>>83267212
But I actually and unironically enjoy all the different ways to tell the tales of an undead crew.
>Immortal, but are hungry and thirsty for eternity
>Cursed to forever ferry the souls of the dead, if not they turn into disfigured sea-people, and either way they're not allowed to touch the land
>Floating body parts hastily pulled together by the power of the devil, but aren't allowed on land

I cried when I discovered Kaya is already married. But I hope shes happy at least.

>>83268133
There's absolutely no mention of that movie except for Jack's ship being stuck in a bottle, and Barbossa's sword sets it free.

>>83261380
your fault for running into retarded rehash shit. You know this one time you could have spent you 20 bucks for something worthwhile.

>>83267456
>HAHA ENGLISH ROCK BANDS THAT YOUR DAD WILL RECOGNIZE HAHA
How old are you/how bad of a music taste can you have that you wouldn't recognise english rock bands and only associate them with your father

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I thought the compass was a present from Calypso but some nigga gave it to Jack???

retcon???

>>83268133
Agreed. I did like that the attempt at standalone was trying to bring Barbossa as another lead. I really digged the "Are we not all King's men?" when he attempted to rally the borrowed military men that he solely wanted to wield as a weapon against Blackbeard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL1EZRKi9B8

>>83268214
you got it backwards chum

>>83268276
Yeah pretty much. She said that Jack had bartered it from her.

Disney really fucked up this franchise after at world's end. so many possibilities with the open ending of 3 to tell many stories and the fanbase was huge back then. But they instead made a shitty unrelated spinoff and a sequel too late to fix anything
rip pirates

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>>83268293
More Gibbs and Barbosa are always welcome but I really missed the rest of the Black Pearl crew. Plus the stupid human/mermaid romance felt extremely tacked on and instantly forgettable. At least Penelope Cruz looked amazing.

>>83261380
I liked that it committed to the unrealistic high fantasy nature of the films and kept it light. There were a bit too many action set pieces and it became arduous near the end but overall it was better than 3 and 4.

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>>83268416
>Plus the stupid human/mermaid romance felt extremely tacked on and instantly forgettable
What the fuck ever happened to that fake monk ass monk? Did she make him a merman or did he just accept "You're pretty, and nice, so eat me"?

>>83267103
The only explanation I can think of is that Calypso, a fellow Sea God, her curse is out of the Trident's league.

>>83268505
>fake monk ass monk
totally not drunk, I was trying to be clever and wrote the same noun twice
end me

>>83264256
I forgot there was a post-credits scene in the 4th. Then again, I forgot almost everything about the 4th.

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I thought the movie was a 3/5. Wasn't impressed, but I didn't dislike it either.

That guillotine scene, though, that totally got me.

I've already expressed my enjoyment of the film earlier in the thread, but I just remembered Salazar dropping onto the anchor head-first.
It was just such a solid crash that I actually grunted in sympathy at that moment.

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>>83264089

>>83263949
How many people have pirates killed, begging for their lives?

>>83264474
She's an intelligent woman in a setting where intelligent women are all considered witches. I can't say I blame her for it.

>>83270144
But not on camera!

I liked this one far more than Stranger Tides, Salazar was good, new girl was good

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>>83265732
>tfw we will never get Gore Verbinski to direct Pirates of the Caribbean 6 with a script by Ted Elliot and Terry Russo and finish the franchise on a high note
>tfw we will never get Jack, Will, and Elizabeth with the Black Pearl crew going to save Barbossa from Calypso in the underworld or some shit
>tfw they could even involve Davy Jones and Norrington as allies if that were the story
>tfw we will never get based Pintell/Ragetti & Mullory/Murtogg banterkino
>tfw Jack will never sacrifice himself to save the others after one last “you will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow”

pls disney

>2nd movie Tia confirms she gave jack the compass
>5th movie Jack gets it from dying pirate

>3rd movie there must always be a captain of the Flying Dutchman to ferry the souls of the dead at sea to the after life
>5th movie this job is a curse

>2nd movie Davy Jones looks like that cause he stopped doing his job
>5th movie will looks like that cause it's a curse

>2/3rd movie Jack gives away the compass 8 times
>5th movie he trades it for booze and ghost break loose

Also wtf was the point of the wedding scene and that whole island. Entire 10 min could have been cut out. Though it was gonna at least be for a cameo.

Also also Wills jobs were to collect the souls lost at sea. Why was he not hunting Salazar at the same time?

>>83267703
desu Lord of the Rings threads and Pirates of the Caribbean threads are always maximum /comfy/

I think it's a mix between nostalgia and the fact that the movies were just fun as fuck and remind us that every once in a while Hollywood is capable of making a blockbuster that has a huge budget but still avoids being soulless. The first 3 in particular feel almost timeless, and are pure escapement from real life.

>Barbosa has the sword of triton
>can control any ship
>doesn't raise it to stop Salazars ship from trying to eat his

WUT?!?

>>83270479
>all those ideas

K I N O holy fuck
it almost sounds too good for it to be made by Disney

>>83270580
>Why was he not hunting Salazar at the same time?
>
Huh
Good point.

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>tfw I unironically enjoy every movie in the series

fite me losers, learn to have fun

>>83270680
I honeatly expected will and the Dutchman to dues ex machina and save the pearl

>>83265781
>end of 3rd movie they leave east India trading and join pirates
>by 5th movie moved up the ranks and are barbosas right hand men

>main villain knows that Jack is called "Jack the Sparrow"

Could someone walk me through this? The whole movie was retarded, but this seemed like the most obvious one.

Also this movie had zero redeeming qualities other than lots of cleavage.

>>83263829
yeah the flashback was fucking great, best part of the movie

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>>83264089
only he could make a mediocre one liner tying up a mediocre plotline with no weight behind it fucking tear jerking

GOAT actor

Just got back from watching it. Its unironically the third best Pirates movie.

The post credit scene has me fucking hyped.

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>>83264089
This, because I remembered the first PotC movie and realized what a joke his character had become.

>>83271318
hey gave him that name. in the flashback he said "i saw this boy, this pirate boy up in the mast, like a bird...a sparrow"

>>83271871
So then how the fuck would anyone know what he was talking about when he was going asking for Jack Sparrow? He wasn't asking for Jack the Sparrow, he wasn't asking for Jack, the guy who liked like a little bird. He was asking for Jack Sparrow. Its just as stupid as the compass retcon.

>>83271472
Barbossa's hat is fucking amazing.

>>83270669
It's a mystery to me as well... probably some stupid curse clause that protects Salazars crew from outside powers. I'm just upset that the Queen Anne's Revenge wasn't even mentioned in the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMYlTWEZxbI

>when the music just suddenly cuts out
>i gotta go
>shoes her away
gets me every time

>>83272065
because like he said, he always leaves one man alive to tell the tale because "dead men tell no tales." I imagine after enough ships were sunk and enough people came back calling him that the name stuck or something.

but youre right im just explaining away shitty writing on disney's part

So what happened to Elizabeth? She dead?

>>83272296
>because like he said, he always leaves one man alive to tell the tale because "dead men tell no tales." I imagine after enough ships were sunk and enough people came back calling him that the name stuck or something.
What? That doesn't make any sense. How would leaving one man alive to tell a tale have any bearing on him knowing that a name he and his crew made up for Jack was what Jack was actually known by?

>>83272312
Wasn't that her getting kissed at the end?

>>83272255
Even OST had some gold little moments like this.

>>83272325
he didn't know that's what jack was called, it's just what HE called jack, so when he asked anyone about where the pirate jack was, he would ask for jack sparrow. the real question is how that translated into other people calling jack jack sparrow

otherwise he'd just kill an entire ship and ask the survivor "do you know a pirate named jack?"

>>83272387
How would he even know his name was Jack at all? They see each other for all of 10 seconds.

>>83272453
someone shouted it out in the scene. or disney are hacks

>>83263194
>sea rhymes with c
>c stands for cunt

lmao if you're serious you are reading way too much into it; she was just likening bow and stern to frontside and backside, and saying if you dont know the difference then you lack experience. That "Sea= C = Cunt" stuff is some pure autism you've concocted

>>83263194
this is the first instance if seen of this C connection and yes it is retarded

>>83261380
Cash grab?

This movie was utter garbage. It left me with more questions than Alien: Covenant.
>How the fuck would Salazar know that people started calling Jack "Sparrow"? Or did his crew come up with that?
>How the fuck did Galileo get a chunk of that ruby?
>Why did Olivia Wilde show up at the end? Why was she just there?
>Why did they need to fucking DRILL in the fact that they needed to break the trident?
>Why are we supposed to care about that annoying astronomer cunt?
>Why did Salazar's boat fucking explode when it hit some rocks?
All of the "emotional" bullshit felt so shoehorned, and the fact that ALL the curses were broken felt like such a goddamn cop-out. 2/10, utter trash.

Wait, do the Dutchman and Spanish ghosts fight at all?

Because Will and the Dutchman should be able to take on pretty much everything especially since the Dutchman was made by Calypso

>>83263256
>is this the power of corsets?
yes

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>>83274314
>>83274016

stop thinking, it will hurt less

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This motherfucker right here.
Best character in the series, by far.

And Rush seems to love playing him too.

>>83274820
Of course he does, have you seen the way Barbossa acts? he's so over the top he's bayoneting Germans in the opposite trench.

>>83263296
nice blog faggot

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As I sit here listening to the Dead Man's Chest soundtrack, I wonder not where the Pirates movies went wrong since they're all fucking shit, but where movies themselves went wrong.

>>83262835
that sounds great anon, she has nice hands too

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>>83263296

>He didn't set them on fire at first sight

Jesus, anon...

>>83270278
>being this ignorant of history
The idea of witches had been gone for a long time

>>83263508
>Davy Jones

He's back? So nobody dies in this series?

>>83275350
>Jack died and came back
>Barbossa died and came back

Yes.

>>83275350

Pretty sure that based as fuck Captain from the EIC is dead

bad or not, is it fun to watch?

>>83275516
If you liked the first 3 movies you will enjoy it.
It's a sequel to 3, unlike the pos that 4 was.

>>83267388
>no reference to Octopus Garden

baka

>>83261380

>Made less than half of what GOTG2 did on it's opening.

Remember when this was a billion dollar franchise?

>>83275624
Kids nowdays have shit tier taste and only want to watch superhero garbage, no surprise.

Most people that went to watch this were the old fans.

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>Educated no-nonsense woman of science
>Falls for a dumb bloke because he's handsome and was sorta nice to her
yeah okay

>>83275842
>crocodile on the right side

What devilry is this

Is she wearing a fucking fake?

What bothered me the most was, that in every 2nd sentence they said the name "Jack Sparrow". Like Jesus Christ on a bicycle, I know what he's called ffs

>>83263620
>New girl: 10/10
>I'M A WOMYN AND IM SMART

Following movies would be better without Depp
y/n

>>83262793
They actually do.

>>83275516
if you tought 4 was okay, then you will find this okay. Apart from that, it tries hard to be 2 and 3, but fails miserably. It has noice moments as highlighted here in the thread, but overall it's just a movie to reboot the franchise. You won't care about any of the new characters, I promise you.
On a side node
They could have just cut out wills son and nothing of the story would have changed.

>298 posts 100 IPs
>"i-it's not shit lads it's a-actually kino hehe"
Fucking shills

>>83276010
Jack lost his charm long ago.

Barbossa and the villains always save the day, Jack is just there, eventually he makes you laugh for a second but thats it, hes nothing more than a clown.

>>83276126
Based 'they actually do' poster

>>83274820
>that Greek language
thanks for reminding me that the Pirates of the Carribean is the only series that aknowledged my country

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I still think that 2 and 3 are best pirate films. Nice visuals, expanded lore and complex plot, way above average disney flicks. Why everyone is shitting on them so bad?

>>83265510
the 4 is the worst by far

>>83266955
>why did they have sharks

To kill Anglos when there is no sharks near

>>83264931
My two guesses:

1. Even with Flying Dutchman magic at his disposal, it's impossible for him to be fast enough to save every drowning person in the ocean

2. He willingly let some people go, probably children, the same way he let his son escape at the beginning of the movie (he was shown to directly go against the wishes of the crew, stating he couldn't hold them back any longer, or something like that)

He would still be doing his job the best he can, but my guess is if he even lets a few souls slip through, he starts transforming. Being responsible for every drowned man in the sea is tough.

>>83265510
>Loved the 4th one mostly for Inquisition showing up and essentially going "fuck this heresy".
A 30 second scene doesn't make a poor movie suddenly good.

>>83268300
I guess it's not a complete retcon since she could have made it and being a god you can consider "bartered it from her" being divine mandate that it found him and cursed him with the "if you betray it" clause.

>>83277354
But it does make it watchable on youtube.

>>83276010
Depends if they make Jack a better character. In the first one he was a semicompetent ruseman, with a knack for escaping. Now he's just a sad clown that tries to make his own crew pay him for saving his ass, so he can buy more rum.

>>83264257
Silent Mary became an inanimate wreck because no curse to sustain its powers. QAR was likely sunken by Salazar after the crew was captured.

>>83264806
She redeemed herself to me when she ran into the palm forest screaming like a little girl and immediately stumbled into a net trap.