Movies Women Will Never Understand

>>83257264
I was just watching that

>>83257264
I like women like Anne Hathaway with huge mouths

I always assume they can suck more of your dick that way

>>83257264
I always used to get this movie and "The Princess Bride" confused for some reason

remind me please, wasn't she an amputee?

Problem child 2

>>83257515
I as well.

>>83257264
The movie that ended my first relationship

>>83259047
Story?

>>83259182
>Be me, standard anon
>Be at Uni
>Acquire a 3dpd of my own
>Start educating her in the ways of kino
>One day she says "we always watch movies you pick, can't I pick one?"
>I'd been drinking, so decide fuck it, I'll let her pick
>She chooses The Princess Diaries
>Get to scene with Anne Hathaway in a school uniform sliding down a fire pole
>Without thinking what I'm saying declare that I wished it was *my* pole that Anne Hathaway would slide down
>Go for high five
>Not a good plan
>Huge argument
>She kicks me out
>Still don't know how this film ends

>>83259487
You dodged a bullet. She sounds like a boring bitch

>>83259636
Definitely, these days I mostly regret not waiting until I'd found out how it ends before declaring my desire to bang the shit out of school girl Anne Hathaway

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>>83259797
I wish i could be virgin 18 year old schoolgirl anne's bf. Engaging in sweet babymaking oh yeah. Creampie every time for sure