I just couldn't get into a film with such a ridiculous premise.

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why didn't he just buy a nice onahole and locked himself in with HD porn?

I'm a virgin and this is how I roll for 27 years now.

>>83254027
This shit meme has always pissed me off. The 40 days includes masturbation as well. That's a huge part of the challenge

>>83254487
He wasn't allowed to masturbate as part of the bet. Shitty thread aside, this movie acts as a weird time capsule for the dot com bubble era.

>>83254560
>He wasn't allowed to masturbate as part of the bet
how would they even find out?

I can't go three days without fucking. At that stage I'll even do a whale

>>83254581
this

do they have a camera on his dick or something? lmao

>>83254581

Probably the same way everyone in town found out he got raped and never called the police.

>>83254581
Honor system I guess. Anyway, just pointing out that it's part of the challenge in the movie. He's not just abstaining from sex.

It was actually pretty funny. I mean it was retarded, but it was the good retarded. Heath Ledger was great.

>>83254581
>>83254608
I can't remember exactly but the idea is his roommate has a blacklight that he scans the apartment with every day and people follow him into the bathroom at work

>>83254663
>not cumming under the shower

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Saving this garbage thread with some prime qt Sossamon.

>>83254608
>>83254615
>>83254640
His roommate(s) and close friends (some of whom work where he works, where the deal originated I believe) do a variety of things to keep check on him, including night watch shifts and shit.

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>>83254027
>tfw most normal people lost their virginity in high school.
JUST

>>83254027
Honestly, I can't go 3 hours without putting my dick in puss.

>>83254691
idk if that would really conceal it but if so it's a pretty big plothole for all of us. nice work anon

>>83254027
Does he have sex in the end?

>>83254027
You can see it as a fantasy movie brah

>>83254727
The handmaiden in A Knight's Tale was ironically more attractive.

Goddamn that movie would've been so much better without her or her character.

>>83254834
He gets raped by a girl

>>83254868
the one on the poster?

>>83254602
If you are hypersexual, that means you probably got diddled as a toddler or a baby

>>83254893
No, a big tittied blonde sloot

>>83254964
Normal people have sex. Deal with it virgin

Wow

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>tfw I'm 50 and nicer fugged